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Link to a deviantart, not mine! Taichi's Nightmare PRODUCT LABLES On a Sears hairdryer--Do not use while sleeping. (Oh NO! when will I use this, then?) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (So, we're endorsing shoplifting, now? ) On a bar of Dial soap --Directions: Use like regular soap. (And you use regular soap how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners --Serving suggestion: Defrost. (Really? Cuz I like it frozen better.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --Do not turn upside down. (To late, I had had to turn it upsaide down to read that.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding --Product will be hot after heating. (Oh, really? I wanted it to be cold! -pouts-) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- Do not iron clothes on body. (Man! I won't have time to iron clothes now.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (Man, my brother has been taking this then driving a boldoser! He's going to be sad.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- Warning: May cause drowsiness. (GASP! Drowsiness? NO I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP!!) On most brands of Christmas lights -- For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to space? -raised eyebrows-) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- Warning: contains nuts. (NO WAY!! THAT ISN'T POSSIABLE!!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (NO I want to throw them att people! DUH!) On a child's Superman costume -- Wearing of this garment does notenable you to fly. (Go ahead, ruuin all kids dreams.) WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk?. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen,Angelz on Edge, TempestStormBFFofMax, that my bff!Aqua279, Martiny the one and only still, If you have a mind that you're sure no one will understand, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten mad about a guy saying that you can't do something becuase your agirl, put this in your profile and add your name to this list.gabbi289, TempestStormBFFofMax, Aqua279, Martiny the one and only still, 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.) 1. Only in America... 2. Only in America... 3. Only in America... 4. Only in America... 5. Only in America... 6. Only in America... 7. Only in America... 8. Only in America... 9. Only in America... 10. Only in America... A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the hell you did that. When life gives you lemons, say "hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?" Girls Olny 55 pepole otu fo 100 cna raed tihs. Cna yuo? If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...) 92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, then take over the world with the smaller population, copy this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But do we listen? NO.) You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid. If you were waiting for the oppertune moment, that was it. If you are against Animal Abuse add your name to the list and add it to your profile or site. RogueWarrior869,BlackWolfHowling, Bubble Blower, roughdiamond5, Green.Winged.Mistress If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people mistake you for a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, Martiny the one and only still, If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. (I'm sorry about that!) The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. if you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (If you don't copy it, its because you can't because you are dead) If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I don't get how I have all As and one B yet know nothing!!) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (All the Time!!) If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm doing it right now :P) Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (Animorphs keeps that dream going!) If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hmmm..Animorphs, LOTR, Digimon, Some Kingdom Hearts...the list goes on.) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. "Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it. Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together. Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought A good friend will bail you out of jail A true friend will be sitting next to you saying"Damn, we messed up." A good friend helps you when you fall. A true friend laughs at you and trips you again If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with violence, copy this into your profile If you love reading, copy this into your profile If you are inexplicably evil, copy this into your profile If you love to reminicse about the past, copy this into your profile If your best friend is obsessed with a fictional charater, copy this into your profile If you and your friend often say the same things at the same time by accident, then copy this into your profile If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies… When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Perfect men are only fictional. Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within. Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese,Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz. fang-is-mysterious, A Silenced Angel, horizontal stripes43, Martinytheonandonlystill, If you have a crush on somebody, but you are afraid to say anything about it, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Don't worry, your secret is safe! Greenpool's loyalty, Sparrowflight, Sapphirepaw (My friend told him the second to last day of school!), sk8trchickmax,Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, A Silenced Angel, horizontal stripes43 If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (including me) If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. If 99.9 of the time, you have no clue what‘s going on, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy, copy and paste this into your profile. Cows Say cows at the beggining of each word. Cows About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look Now say Cows at the end of each word. Cows About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look Now say cows before and after each word. Cows About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look Now read the words from botttom to top. Cows About Talking Idiot This Got I Long How Look If you fell for it, copy and paste it to your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if you know that 'brunette' is spelt like that, not 'brunet'. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, LittleGreenPuppy, Martinytheoneandonlystill, If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you), put this in your profile. If you love Yu-Gi-Oh so much, copy this to your profile/signature! If you love Yaoi/Shonen-ai, copy this to your profile/signature! If you think homosexuality is totally normal and not disgusting, copy this to your profile/signature! If you think Yu-Gi-Oh! GX is lame, copy this to your profile/signature If you ever ran into a door, tree or anything else you could have easily avoided, but decided not to copy and pasted this to your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet copy and paste this to your profile If you ever walked in to a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy and paste this to your profile If you have your own little world copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever screamed/yelled at your t.v. when you saw a character you despised copy and paste this to your profile If you are really random, put this in your profile. If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile If you ran down an up escalater copy this into your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile If you wish Yu-Gi-Oh! had been created into a non-animation series TV show but with YAOI --Yugi with Yami, Joey with Seto, Ryou with Bakura, Marik with Malik, Tristan with Duke, everyone BASHING Anzu, a comedy with the plot of "Friends"-- Copy and paste this to your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. | |||||
