Call me Emmy, or Sapphy(pronounced Saffie) for my pen name, I'd prefer Emmy, but Sapphy is cool too, I love writing and that's why I joined this website. I hope you like my stories. I kinda have a split personality when I'm writing stories. There's Me and there's Virtual Me. We argue a lot. :)If you haven't guessed this by now, I am obsessed with Kingdom Hearts and Bleach.

Previously known as iheartatem.

Description

Age: inbetween -12 and 1000 try and guess

Gender: ... I'm a girl

Hair: Straight Long brown

Eye Color: Brown

Height: Short

Orentation: Straight

Favorites:

Color: Purple or Blue depending on my mood

Game: Kingdom Hearts

Manga: Death Note

Subject: Health

People: Justin and Tia, love ya both!!

Author(s): Christopher Paolini, J.K. Rowling, Stephenie Meyer, and Eoin Colfier

Character(s): Axel(Kingdom Hearts), Reno(Final Fantasy VII), Zexion(Kingdom Hearts), Demyx(Kingdom Hearts), Light(Death Note), L(Death Note), Cloud(Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy VII), Squall(Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy VIII), and Vincent(Final Fantasy VII)

Pairing: Akuroku(Kingdom Hearts)

Movie: Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

FanFic: Suduced by Darkness by 'Fullsteel'

TV Show: Probably Death Note Right now

Fanficers: May All Your Bacon Burn, xXSoapOperaPrincessxX, terra hotaru, Tysonkaiexperiment(My Beta), 'Fullsteel'

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts

Band: The Offspring

Music Genre: Rock, Alt., or Classic rock depending on my mood.

My Gaia Online: EmeraldxSapphire

My Fuzz Academy: AxelVIII

My Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/LukaxKaystin

My Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/kayduggz

My DeviantART: http://akuroku-cleon-soriku.deviantart.com/

My Stories:

Yami's First Day: This was my first ever story, written completely out of boredom, if you want some laughs you should try reading this. Complete

The Final Rider: Eragon and YuGiOh, what could be better? I am currently working on the next chapter for this, I am kinda stuck, but hopefully the next chappie will be out soon. On Hiatus for now, cuz my computer keeps deleting the chap when I have most of it done.

100 Crazy Endings: Title explains itself, this is my first and only Harry Potter fic. I currently have two new stories that I plan on posting soon.

Yami the Unicorn: Based on the video Charlie the Unicorn which you can easily find on YouTube . com. Complete

Reactions: Sort-of-sequel to Yami's First Day, it's other characters reactions to finding out about Yami, might change the name later on. On Hiatus until Further Notice

OMG: Another result of boredom, On Hiatus until further notice

Come Back: Grr I hate my brain for thinking of this title, anyway my first yaoi and Kingdom Hearts story rolled into one! YAY! On Hiatus until further Notice

Happy Akuroku Day!: I think the title pretty much explains it. Complete

Kingdom Hearts 2: The Movie: I wanted to make an Akuroku fic where Axel and Roxas are famous, and this idea just popped into my head.

Kingdom Hearts Instant Messaging: My own Kindgom Hearts chatroom, where Axel loves Roxas, Roxas hates Axel, Saix and Xemnas are mysteriously dissapearing at the same time, random people lare logging in that know everyones name, Keyblade masters are falling from the sky, Axel and Roxas get locked in a closet together, Kairi hates Riku, Riku hates Karii, Kairi and Riku love Sora, and Sora has ADD. On Hiatus until further notice.

D.K.: Another Kingdom Hearts story, completely fantasy, eventual akuroku, probably, my first story that's in first person, first chapter might be confusing :)

False Twilight: My favorite story right now. Haveing some serious wwriter's block though

Speak to Me: I really like this idea and am going to post the next chapter before I post anything else I think.

Eyes: a short story that I might continue but for now it's Complete.

Hex Boys: Result of imense boredom. Complete

Deleted Stories:

Harry Potter and the King of Games: I just can't continue this anymore, I'm not really happy with it. I might rewrite it but I probably won't sorry to everyone especially because this was one of my most popular stories.

Anything For You: I decided that it was too amatuer. I didn't like it.

Furture Stories:

Classroom Creeps: Just something I'm thinking about, don't really know yet. Akuroku

Just One Bite: Another Vampire fic, but I'm not done with the first chapter yet and it's already longer than False Twilight. I might post the prologue soon. Akuroku

Akuroku Through The Ages: Series of akuroku one-shots. Might be in seperate documents though, don't know yet.

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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

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you can raed this psas it on

I AM SARMT!

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I SUPPORT THE KITTY

IF U THINK ANIMAL ABUSE IS WRONG PUT THIS IN UR PROFILE

Animal lovers r da best

Were crazy cool n tendy

we love all animals very much

Animals r so friendly!!

Put this in yor profile if ur an animal lover

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Put this into ur profile if u have ever pushed a door that said pull

Calling me FAKE won't make youREAL, calling meSTUPID won't make youSMART, calling meWEAKwon't make you STRONG, calling me UGLY won't make youBEAUTIFUL, calling mePOORwon't make you rich so why bother?

(YGO)
x
/ TAS \
/RULES!\

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK YUGIOH THE ABRIDGED SERIES RULES!

STOP ANIMAL CRUELTY!!ANIMAL CRUELTY AND TESTING MUST BE STopped, if you aggree paste this on your profile

Chocoholic alert!!

A black man went into a restarant and the white man at the till said "coloured people aren't allowed here. the black man said...

"When i was born i was black

when i'm hot i'm black

when i'm cold i'm black

when i'm sick i'm black

and when i die i'll be black But...

When you were born you was pink

when you are hot you are red

when you are cold you are blue

when you are sick you are green

and when you die you'll be purple.

and you're calling me coloured?

Paste this on ur file if ur against racism.

love is when you walk
all the way to the other
side of the classroom to
sharpen your pencil in
order to pass by him
then realizing that your
pencils is m e c h a n i c a l

LIBRA: SEPTEMBER 23- OCTOBER 22

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOUR A LIBRA :)

Mommy, I love you --tear jerker copy and paste thingy

Try not to cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Try Not to Cry

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you.

If you almost cryed while you read this copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle,Ghostkit, Goldenfeather, KeybladeAngel34, Autumn-Angel-31, dancers of the night, EmeraldxSapphire.

HI MY NAME IS KAYLA!

PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE WRITING IN CAPTIAL LETTERS, EXCEPT PUT YOUR NAME WHERE MINE IS!

CoOkIeS!

If YoU lOvE cOoKiEs PuT tHiS oN yOuR pRoFiLe

Favorite YuGiOh Pairings:

Seto/Tea

Joey/Mai

Yami/Tea

Yami/Yugi

Seto/Joey

Bakura/Ryo

Marik/Malik

Yami/Seto

Least Favorite Pairings:

Yami/Serenity

Seto/Serenity

Mokuba/Tea

Tristan/Serenity

Yugi/Tea

Favorite Kingdom Hearts Pairings

Axel/Roxas

Zexion/Demyx

Riku/Sora

Cloud/Leon

Xemnas/Saix

Marluxia/Vexen

Maluxia/Larxene

Demyx/Rikku

Demyx/Namine

Leon/Seifer

Zack/Cloud (That's kinda more FF isn't it?)

Least Favorite Kingdom Hearts Pairings

Roxas/Namine

Sora/Kairi

Sora/Roxas

Riku/Axel

Axel/Larxene

Roxas/Larxene

Xemnas/Roxas

Leon/Sora

Leon/Riku

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your least favorite Kingdom Hearts Character is Kairi copy and paste this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2006 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over nothing copy this to your profile.

If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to profile.

If you have ever burst into laughter at something that happened last week copy to profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you the type of person who gets excited over 2 reveiws, put this in you profile.

If you have this annoying kid in your class at school talking so loud that you can hear them on the other side of the room when everyone else is talking, and you just want to strangle them but you resist the urge and then you look down and see that you messed up your work while concentrating on non-homicidal thoughts, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile.

If you think you have the dumbest dog in thw world copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Disney and Square Enix should go completely Yaoi copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have five or more pets copy and paste this into your profile.

If your favorite drink is water copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Demyx is adorable(not hot)copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, Clare-stovold, Neo Flame,Chaser Neos, Koolkatdq, Autumn-Angel-31, dancers of the night, EmeraldxSapphire.

If you think Hitler is the most idiotic douchebag who ever lived, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you copy and paste absolutely everything in your profile, copy and past this in your profile.

If you cried when Axel faded, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you beat KH II and cried before starting a new game, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

If you believe Demyx has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile,

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagel said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesnt have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Even if you can't see him, God is there. Copy this into your profile if you believe in God

If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to the list: Wind Crystal; ChrisGrey; MewMewFerret; MewBleuberri; ANProductions; ANMProductions; CrazyHorseNinja; Velgamidragon; lovenyami; CommandoGirl; Atem's Sister Atea; EmeraldxSapphire

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe; Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W; Bara-Minamino; Tsuyu Mikazuki; WeaselChick; Revenant666; darkflame1516; AirGirl Phantom; Agent of the Divine One; pointless people of Pluto; itachikakashi; xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx; bubbleyum; Sakura90873; tomboy14; CrazyHorseNinja; Velgamidragon; lovenyami; CommandoGirl; Atem's Sister Atea; EmeraldxSapphire (Those people seriously need to get a life)

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever wished that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. Geeks will one day rule the universe. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Go GEEKS!

If you hate Writer's Block, copy, paste, and sue WRITER'S BLOCK!

If you went to save Captain Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you support Kataang , copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you house of choice: Slytherin-FiyeroTiggular93; Ravenclaw-Weirder Than You; Hufflepuff-Summer Sweetheart, GryffindorKataang2; Gryffindor - MoonlightSpirit, Atem's Sister Atea; EmeraldxSapphire

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVED Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile!

There are so many people who have never been to see a musical or play, and so many high and middle schools who focus more on sports than the Arts. If we didn't have arts then their would be no TV, because we wouldn't have actors, and no TV means no movies. Theater, Dance, Band, Acting, Singing, and the rest of the Arts are a important part of our community too! Support the Arts! If you agree that the Arts should be supported and appreciated just as much as sports are then add your name to the end of this and post it on your profile, please. Thank you!: Theater Geek; Lara The Dark Angel; MoonlightSpirit; Atem's Sister Atea; emeraldxSapphire

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile: EcoliandDahChihuahua; Flower of the Desert; Blue Tiger-chan; BleedingSaro; Tomboy 601; Yami'sotherHikari; Lara The Dark Angel; MoonlightSpirit; Atem's Sister Atea; EmeraldxSapphire

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

I have dreams about being in an anime/a manga, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT imagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

I'm a writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile. (For me it's Atem, he's just so HOT!)

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!

Too much of a good thing...

I was born on the day of Xigbar and Xaldin

In the month of Marluxia .

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xigbar.

And I am Demyx + Saix years old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Zexion + Xigbar years old.

My favorite number is Luxord and Roxas.

But my lucky number is Saix.

If you get it, put your own on your profile.

THE KH SURVEY

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel, cause he's fucking hot

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Yuffie, cause I don't like Olette, Kairi's a bitch and Namine is part of Kairi

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Wakka, just cause.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi, cause she’s a little whiny bitch

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World That Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?

TRON, I FUCKING HATE TRON!

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The Oblivion, it's cool lookin'

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Kairis’ pansy-ass flower key blade.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Mushu! Cause he’s the bomb!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Master, fun to fly around and spin!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AKU-FUCKING-ROKU They are so fucking hot together.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoraxRoxas- That's like fucking a mirror, I mean seriously.

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Xigbar and Tidus, fucking funny dude

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

RikuxMickey... WTF?!1

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

I ABSOLUTELY HATE AFTERLIFE FICS, and the whole nobodys can't feel crap.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

RIKU!

Did I have to say it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Fuck yeah. They have that whole Master/Slave thing going on.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, he's just quiet. Secretly in his head he's just waiting for the opportune moment to fuck Demyx's brains out. He's planning people.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

He's a fucking flower fag

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

FUCK TO THE YEAH!!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

Neither, I'd rather have him die then have him not be with Axel. In fact I'd fucking kill him my fucking self

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Umm, even if it has some weird axel thing going on in it, I'm playing it. :D

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

HELL NO! AXEL FUCKING GALORE!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Do I have to fucking answer that. (See Question 23)

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Larxene, cause on the inside I'm a sadistic bitch. :D

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I was bending over to pick up a book and my keyblade necklace got caught on someones shoelace. It gets caught on everything!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would ou like to cosplay as?

I wanted to be Xion for halloween. :D

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

In Kingdom Hearts II right after Sora beat Demyx(POOOR POOOR DEM DEM) There was a giant rock flying at Mickey but then Goofy pushed Mickey out of the Way and he got hit square in the nose and Mickey was all like mad and stuff so he pretty much goes Yoda on everyone's asses!

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth. I still haven't beat him

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

The hot guys, and the awesome story line

31: Hayner or Pence

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

SEXY ZEXY!

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

AXEL BITCHES!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku cause I can't really imagine Sora actually doing anything

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namiku cause Roxas belongs with Axel

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Akuroku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea-SAlt FTW

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

Neither, CLOUD BELONGS WITH LEON BITCH!

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Axel, Riku, Zexion, Marluxia, Sora, Roxas, Seifer, Leon, Cloud, Sephiroth, Luxord, Demyx, Xigbar, Hayner, probably others

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

DEATH NOTE

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Dude Sora looks like this one dude in Smash bros for the Wii, I think his name is Pit, he is fucking awesome. Ummm, Axel and Reno, Cloud and Roxas, Riku and Kadaj/Yazoo/Sehpiroth and just for fun... Leon and Squall

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

385/2 DAYS!! ALL ABOUT THE AKUROKU!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 AXEL BITCH

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The fact that the characters ARE SO GAY! And you all know it. . They wear skin-tight leather! Their boss’s name is an anagram for ManSex…seriously…if that doesn’t SCREAM queer then you’re just dumb. AND THE CHARACTERS ARE FUCKING HOT!

THANK YOU FOR TAKING THIS SURVEY! PLEASE POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR ANSWERS, ALONG WITH YOUR NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS SURVEY! SPREAD THE KH-FEVER ACROSS FANFICTION.NET!

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Axel says to spread the KH fever!)

READ THIS:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Random Quotes:

Kyo: THAT'S IT! Let's take this outside!

Yuki: We are outside you stupid cat

-Kyo and Yuki, Fruits Basket

Axel: Got it memorized?

-Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

Axel: Commit it to memory

-Axel, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories.

Sora: Axel... What were you trying to do?

Axel: I wanted to see Roxas... He was the only one I ever liked... He... made me feel like I had a heart.

-Sora and Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

Axel: You really do remember me this time... I'M SO FLATTERED!

-Axel, Kingdom Hearts II

Demyx: Run, run away!

Sora: ... Okay?

-Demyx and Sora, Kingdom Hearts II

Axel: Why do you getting me photos? Now, where's the real thing?

-Axel, Kingdom Hearts II Manga Volume I

I'll probally add more

Congratulations, if you spent you time actually reading my super long profile than you officialy have no life. And what does that say about me? The one who took the time to actually make this? (Sweatdrops)