R.I.P. Michael Jackson. some of us will miss you.

Ok im uh 14...no wait i had a birthday in september, so i am 15! i is a girl, so dont go thinking im not. and for some wierd reason i love yaoi and the likes. Yuu+Allen (D. gray-man) is mah one i love to read, but i RRRREEEEEAAAAAALLLLLLYYYY want a cross+allen. that one is like. . . woah.

please shoot me with an explosive spoon.

When you are on vacaction with me, or my grandma (Nola) anything that can go wrong, will and to the worst degree. stuff that happened:

1 Nola set her hand on fire. (which spred everywhere else later)

2 we got lost, in the middle of the lake, on our air mattresses.

3 raccoons stole our full bag of marshmellows.

4 we woke up to a squirrel on the side of our tent, like it was saying, "GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND FEED ME BITCH"

5 the squirrel ate our food for the rest of our camping day.

6 we got lost in the lake, again.

7 on the way back home nola stepped in doggie poo.

8 my only pair of headphones broke.

9 we lost the speakers to Nola's computer, so i couldnt hear anything on that either.

10 we discovered a new brand of string, that when you try to tie up tomato plats with it, it will tie itself in many knots, that you cant undo in the dark.

11 we also found out that her flashlight had a sharp piece of metal sticking out from it, which hurts when embeded into your hand.

12 we did learn that Nola was allergic to wasps, ..., after she got stung, twice.

13 i found out that sleeping on a couch ,that has years of cigarette smoke in it, when you are alergic to smoke, for over a week at a time, is not good on the physical health.

one good thing happened though.

I laughed so hard the entire time, and will always have the funny memories of the trip.

important sometimes i get like, a fear of reading a fic. for no reason. it'll be like this: I see a cool summary i WANT to read it, but i can't make my hand move the mouse to click on it. i may end up reading it later like i did with 'sugar free' and it being awsome, but most of the time i just can't overcome the...phobia of reading it. so if i send you a message saying i want to read your fic but am really scared will you help me out?

i have just realized that my life is just too damn funny, so i MUST be in a scret T.V. show. what channel am i on? Fox?

oh i have some cool quotes to put here before i forget.

"fish tastes like rheumatoid arthritis." ~beth in P.E.

"Two words a fan girl/guy never wants to hear, hiatus...or discontinued.

"oh look a mosquteo,"... "OMG! Portable HIV!" ~sarah 'n me out on my driveway.

"HIV IN MY EAR!" ~me when a mosquiteo buzzed in my ear. ew.

"If i were butt-ugly would you still be my friend?" "but, sarah, i am your friend, now." ~Sarah asking me a stupid question.

"Yaoi in the makeing!"~ beth, april, emly, and me all at once when we saw the football players tackle each other.

"He was blind in one eye, and couldn't see out the other." ~grandpa dave.

-a car honks at us- "Blow it out your ass, you'll get more out of it!" ~Granny...dont make her angry.

"Everything's gone to hell in a handbasket." ~Granny

"she's too lazy to swat the flies off her face."~ Granny...IM NOT THAT LAZY!

"...i know where all the gay guys are." "Where?!" "Over the football field and under the bleachers!" ..."Lets go!"

"She is threating us...with bingo." ~emmalyn when our science teacher got angry.

"It's not how you eat the banana, it's how you peel it." ~me saying random stuff that actually turned out deep and meaningful.

"If you ever do drugs, your gonna have to get a 624, from my shoe."(grandpa dave) "huh?"(me) "624, 6 nurses, 2 doctors, 4 hours, to get my boot out your ass."(grandpa)