Yeah!

I'm Chriss from germany!
most people just call me Strauß... uh yeah, you don't have the ß or?
then its just Strauss (what explains a part of my nickname )
If you translate it into english it's ostrich... funny?

Okay, some info about me...
some people say i#m kinda weird... um... Maaaaybeeee they're right
I just LOVE Flushed Away and the Simpsons!
I've got four cars but no driving licens -_-
And i'm happy to live in Germany! Drinking with 18, Smoking with 18 ... P A R T Y !
um, i think thats it for the moment

I hope you understand my English!
I don't care much on Grammar
as long as you can get the sence of a sentence/storie its ok!

If you hate those snobby obnoxious people, copy and paste this in your bio

Too many people have smoked marijuana. Copy and paste this into your profile if you haven't.

If you randomly burst into laughter for short periods of time, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. Copy and past this in your profile if you're not on it.

(92 percent of all American teens would die if Abercombie and Finch said it was uncool to breathe. Copy and past this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off.)
I'm not american but i would lol...

98 percent of all teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Just slam youre head on the keyboard and see if you can make a Fanfiction out of it!

random mode!
look out the window and breathe!
keep it stocking (O.O)
unzip the car...

This is Timothy Main char of the 'Ashort story about cheese' volumes
http://thechriss.deviantart.com/art/Timothy-St-James-79445079

and the rest of the chars mentioned in the volumes
http://thechriss.deviantart.com/art/Ashortstoryaboutcheese-char-s-87480864

And this is (this is going to get boring...) Laura, timo's sister... involved at least in vol. four!
http://thechriss.deviantart.com/art/Laura-st-James-91366608

And here is Franz, he will have a bigger part in upcoming vol.
http://thechriss.deviantart.com/art/Franz-ashortstoryaboutcheese-90852629

so far the Chara thingy...

Upcoming Stories!

A short story about cheese vol. 3
It's time to bring Timothy back in some trouble... and everything begins with the fire...

the inevitable return of the Dodger
a story bout Vors and Reik, two homeless sewer rats finding something... thats obvious, huh?

A Demons secret (or myst, not sure jet)
a story mixing Sci Fi, demons and Flushed away. Does that sound weird?

OMT: I'm looking for a beta reader who can beta-read my chapters in three or two days!
(I hate waiting...)