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since: 03-16-08, id: 1525799, Profile Updated: 04-27-10
country: UK
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Ello, I'm Tara.

Yeaahh... That's all you need to know.

Fave anime(No order:Naruto, Bleach, Bokura ga ita,Vampire knight, Fairy Tail(I actually read the manga first, got till like chap 133, but then I started watching it too :D), Fruit Basket, The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, Death Note, And the list could go on and on..

I still have alot of anime in my list to watch :O

"Show me what its like to dream in black and white So I can leave this world tonight..." -BB

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6kO25f56ps&NR=1

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THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi, Kakashi and Pein :

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? Sakura/Sasuke, Sakura/Itachi, Hinata/Naruto. Sakura/Mostly anyone o.o

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Ehm.. Not so much to any.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nah :O

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Just a few manga's

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Uhmm No, Suprisingly, Not really. xD

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku obviously xD

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7, Defo!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) : Nope~!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yuh i guess :O

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi of course :D

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro-Sasuke FTW!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? : Yahh Most of them. Cept Im still working my way trhough shippuden O_O

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nope, Making my way through it :P

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nah, I doubt he's THAT dense :O

17. Sub or dub? Sub!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura, I would say she's my role model, But i've never been exactly been labeled 'weak'. But she basically Rocks!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Uhm Annoying.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah He's M-- Well i won't spoil it for the people who dont know ;)

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Uhm Ugly Nerd. I don't hate him, I think he's quite funny actually just not Sexy Beast.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Hmm... I'd have to say Haku ;) I thought he was a girl when i saw his face o_O(I think everyone did o.o)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome!! :D

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Itachi!! He would be randomly popping in places giving people hugs and candy! :D

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Of course!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yup

27. Do you like lemons? Not really =/ Sometimes i would just skip that part in a story. :O

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Uhm No.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Chyeah!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yeah!!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Uhm My Ex-bestfriend and Elder Sis. The latter not so much. The former, A lot!

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Nope, My class aren't into Anime(BLASHPHEMY). Yeah, it sucks :/

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Well The teacher just told me to put the paper away XD

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Uhmm Nope. Just not so great with sleep ever since fanfictions entered my life :P

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope~!

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Depends! Is it actually porn?! O_O Dun Dun Dun.. ;O If it is..Then... no -.-

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Not at all. =/

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw Naruto character(And other animes) But I don't put them up online :P There's about 10-ish right now.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Uhm No but hes still awesome ;

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yup, My OC in FNTH, Ryo :3

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? A bit i guess O_O"

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REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!!

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At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile

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13 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'mma kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering... It has to be a
McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

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25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you and your little lot.. horrible!"

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SLOW DANCE
Have you ever
watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to
the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a
butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading
night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Do you run through each day
On the
fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the
reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your
bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through
your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so
fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it
tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see
his
sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good
friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call
and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance
so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't
last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You
miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry
through your day,
It is like an unopened

gift...

Thrown away.

Life is not a
race.
Do take it slower
Hear the
music
Before the song is over.--

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I wasBLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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And one last thing before you leave...

Don't forget to R&R

Because, just between us, you know i'm a

Review whore ;D


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