Well hi there! i didn't see you while i was being better than you. HAHAHA just kidding, but seriously. You'll find that here in the deep dark mind of b-manz, many things are possible. like look at this! my penis has magically turned into a snake! Ow, it bit me!

Name-well duh silly its The B-MANZ

age-somewhere between whatever i want it to be (13-17)

Birthplace-Mile city, Montana

Current location-Wherever i want it to be! i live in hell! mwahahaha

Muse's-(i guess you coud call them that)

Aaron-One of the two reasons i am the b manz is because of this big head buddy (the other is his counterpart Smith) Aaron is a 22 year old smart type guy, straight out of college, who faithfully accompanies me as my best sane friend, while his brother follows.

Smith-One of the two reasons i am the b manz is because of this big head buddy (the other is his counterpart Aaron) Smith is Aaron's nineteen year old sibling. He has no form of logical explanation, and was nver really even born. So forth there was no umbilical cord to cut, and now he is a full grown moron.

Zombie K-This is Zombie K. He is one of 26 zombies from Zombie island, a place Aaron and Smith ventured on to when trying to find the toaster that had caused the whole world to turn into zombies. Long story short-Zombie K wants brains and if i feed him weekly, then he will hang with us. cool huh?

Sebben-Harvey Birdmans erratic boss is here to save the day! I don't know when he came here, but he says he's here to stay so...whatever.

So uh i hate clowns...but uh i don't know why i put that. i guess i should just put down a list of things i hate.

LIST OF THINGS B-MANZ HATES!!

1)clowns

2)evil sound ninja

3)nazis

4)un manliness

5)communism

6)writers block

7)clowns

8)chest hair (groses me out, sorry manly men)

9)empty ketchup bottles

10)OBAMA

MANLINESS!

diary of a cow-

what follows is the diary of a cow. The diary documents every day the cow lived, but since many of the days contain similar activity, only relevant excerpts are shown here:

June 5, 1989:

I stood around in a field today

April 12, 1993:

I chewed the grass too deep and swallowed a rock. I sure am a dumb animal.

April 25, 1998:

It rained this afternoon while we were out in the field. There was a small tin roof covering the portion of the field, but we're to fucking stupid to eat under its cover. Instead, we opted to eat in the rain and emit loud moo's every time we hear thunder because loud natural sounds we have heard all our lives still frighten us.

March 16, 2002:

I spelled the word "intangable" wrong in this sentence.

June 5, 2003

It's my birhtday today. A couple of guys from the field chipped in and got me dirt.

December 22, 2005

I sure do wish i could be eaten.