HELLOOOOOOOOOO!!

Im star-princess14.

NO ONE EVER READS THESE...WAAAAAAAAA

so please, if you got some time, read

some info:

Age: HIGH SCHOOL!!

Sex: a girl duh!!

Naruto is the best, but i also like (anime/manga) FMA, fruits basket, tsubasa, and a ton of others

PAIRINGS:

Sakura+ kiba, gaara, kankuro sasuke, shikamaru, neji, naruto itachi shino deidari sasori hidan kakashi kimimaru and someothers i forgot.

PAIRINGS I HATE

sakura and lee/chouji/any1 else oh and sai

hinata+ anyone besides naruto or shino

ino + anyone besides shika or sai

temari + anyone besides shika or itachi, thats okay

tenten + anyone unless its neji or lee

NO YAOI BAD BAD

i have some new stories i will eventually get around making, maybe one with her and kankuro...

from...SakamotoBlossom

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.
· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
· Call your semester examine a Chuunin exam.
· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names.
· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.
· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.
· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.
· Start to call your teachers Sannin.
· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.
· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.
· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.
· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.
· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
· Can spout out a random character quote on command.
· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.
· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.
· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".
· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.
· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.
· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.
· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.
· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.
· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.
· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.
· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.
· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.
· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.
· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.
· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.
· You always wear green, skintight clothes.
· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.
· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.
· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.
· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.
· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.
· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.
· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.
· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"
· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.
· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.
· You faint when someone touches your forehead.
· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.
· You try to kill your brother every day.
· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.
· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.
· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.
· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.
· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.
· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".
· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.
· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.
· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".
· You always carry a large fan behind you.
· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.
· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"
· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.
· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.
· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.
· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.
· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.
· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.
· You name your pig Ton-ton.
· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.
· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.
· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.
· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.
· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.
· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.
· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.
· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.
· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.
· You have a frog wallet.
· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.
· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.
· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.
· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.
· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.
· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.
· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.
· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

NEKO GRAFIC made this and i couldnt stop laughing over it. ALL CREDIT GOES TO NEKO GRAFIC!!

This is a section I like to call, Random Questions! seriously these are just random questions i think of when read/writing fanfiction or when i'm watching Anime or reading Manga.

1) why does Sasukes hair look like a chikens ass?

2) How come Sakura has a cool nartural hair colour like pink?

3) How did she get natural pink hair?

4) Why does Naruto eat so much ramen?

5) How can Naruto eat that much ramen with out exploding or indegestion?

6) In fanfics why does Kakashi almost always teach English?

7) Why do people pair Sasuke with Hinata when he's never even talked to her?

8) Why is Ino always fasion obsessed?

9) Did Tsunade once have a thing for Orochimaru?

10) does anyone else know that Tsunade, Orochimaru, and Jiriya are all characters from an ancient Japanese folk tale and Tsunade is Jiriya's wife?

11) Is it just me or does everyone see that history keeps repeating itself in Naruto?

12) Why does Sasuke like tomatoes so much?

13) Is there any diffrence between a Chunin vest and a Jonin vest?

14) What the heck does 'Hn' mean?

15) Could Orochimaru and Voldemort be actully long lost brothers?

16) Why does Sasuke not like sweets?

17) Does Neji EVER smile?

18) Karin would you just die already?

19) Why did Itachi REALLY let Sasuke survive?

20) Is Itachi suicidal?

21) Does Itachi ever smile or crack a joke? it's somthing we'll never know...

a quote or 2:

lilfe is amazing, yet we all think it sucks.

aim low and if you do incredable that good 4 u if u fail, its not that bad

ME MOTTO:

I am who i am don't even TRY and change me, follow my style, great 4 u and good luck cuz i ain't helping you, I will not follow anyone b/c helo hunny in the real world, people can't do EVERYTHING for you, even receptionists and directors have to do work. And seriously, i don;t start things i end them, finish them, cause them or ignore them.

STICK IT! greatest lines

Haley Graham: If you think that I'm getting on this competition floor with some stupid, watered down, cookie-cutter routine, you are seriously senile.

Burt Vickerman: You gonna be ready soon?
Haley Graham: Yup.
Burt Vickerman: You gonna hurt yourself?
Haley Graham: Probably.
Burt Vickerman: Just don't get any blood on the equipment.
Haley Graham: ...Too late!

Haley Graham: If you're gonna eat mat, you eat mat hard.

Poot: Dude, how did we not know about this sport?

Joanne: Don't do it Vic. This is a really bad idea. If you get on this tramp you will have a cardiovasectomy. I'll have a cardiovasectomy! Think about your wenis!

Burt Vickerman: Hey. The IG Classic is comin' up in a month. Now you apply yourself, you could win some restitution money. It could get ya outta here. What do you think?
Haley Graham: I think if you showed up at the Classic with me an angry mob would probably cut your brakes.
Burt Vickerman: I got insurance.
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Burt Vickerman: For someone who hates being judged, you're one of the most judgemental people I've ever met. Come on.

Burt Vickerman: This isn't the real world. This is my world. You don't have to like me or like it here, but you do have to respect it.
Haley Graham: Respect?
laughing
Haley Graham: Is this how you respect people? I mean, you throw'em over a shoulder and violate their personal space?
thumbs up
Burt Vickerman: Oh, goody. I heard you were like this. I'm so glad it's true.
Haley Graham: I'm sorry. What is it that you've done to earn my respect?
Burt Vickerman: We have rules. We have rules for training.
Haley Graham: Oh.
Burt Vickerman: And the reason that we have rules and coaches is because this is gymnastics.
Haley makes faces at him, he knocks her hat off
Burt Vickerman: Hey!
Haley Graham: That was rude.
sighs
Burt Vickerman: While danger and risk is the reality of what we do Haley, it's calculated. Can't be calculated if you don't respect the laws.
Haley Graham: Uh-huh.
Burt Vickerman: pushes Haley off of the beam The laws of gravity for instance.
Haley Graham: OK, what's your point?
Burt Vickerman: Look, I want you to be back here tomorrow at 10am, ready to train. Or we can call the judge and you can go to jail. Hey, you decide.
Haley Graham: walking off Don't expect me to train.
Burt Vickerman: And lose the hat tomorrow.
Haley Graham: Lose the gum.

Haley Graham: Dalmatians are born with spots they don't earn them which is exactly my point.

Joanne: Poot asks the girls to skip practice when Vic gets hurt No! We still have workouts to finish.
Mina Hoyt: Who died and made you Nadia?

Joanne: Vick! When can we scrap the old long-sleeve leotards? We need new ones for championships. Every college will be scouting me!
to Haley
Joanne: Not that you have to worry about any of that.
Haley Graham: New leotard might distract, you know, the judges and scouts from your
beat
Haley Graham: lack of talent. It's a solid strategy.
Joanne: Gee, Pariah Carey, I wonder why no one's scouting you. Oh! I forgot. You don't matter.
Haley Graham: to Vickerman That she can even say the word "college" is an indictment against the whole institution.
Burt Vickerman: Hey, Filibuster, no one cares.
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Poot: Hi, I'm Poot and this is my hetero life mate, Frank.

Joanne: Falls asleep, snores, then jumps awake What'd I miss?... Just kidding!

Tricia hugs her coach after beam event
Joanne: sarcastically Why don't you just make out?

Tricia Skilken: What do you think, huh Wei Wei? Beat that.
Wei Wei Yong: Oh, I'm so shaking things up!

Frank: I have a gut feeling something bad is gonna happen.
farts

Poot: Man, why do you always have to bite my moment? Did it taste good?
Frank: Slurps Delicious.

Joanne: Vic, can we retire the old long-sleeved leotards? I have a constitutional right to bare arms.
flexes
Joanne: Woohoo, Bailey's back
chokes
Burt Vickerman: Joanne, go do your independent study.
Joanne: Well, doesn't she have to homeschool?
Haley Graham: Mina? Tell the foxymoron I got my GED when I was 15.
Mina Hoyt: Joanne, Haley got her GED when she was 15.
Joanne: What's with all the closed captioning? I'm not mute! And GED? What does drunk driving have to do with school?

Haley Graham: Don't worry, my heads up my butt too.

Judge Westreich: talking to Hayley There are a lot of great people who have jerks for parents, we gotta stick together.

Joanne: OK, anything to get out of this tard, that's leo-tard without the leo in case your wondering.
Poot: Dude she's hot. What you don't think she's hot?
Frank: Man, she's got an apple butt.
Poot: A what?
Frank: An apple butt.

Haley Graham: Gymnastics tells you no. All day long. It mocks you over and over again. Telling you you're an idiot. That you're crazy. If you like running fullspeed towards a stationary object, vault's for you. If you like pealing pieces of skin the size of quarters of your hands... bars is for you. Because the only thing more fun then rips, is when your rips get rips. It's super sexy. And floor, are you serious, I mean who doesn't want to parade around in a leotard getting wedgies and doing dorky choreography? It's delicious. If you like falling, then gymnastics is thee sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your ass, your back, your knees, and your pride! It's a good thing I didn't like falling... I LOVED IT!

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Dorrie: I said pointy feet, not pointy words! Pointy words are mouth turds.

Burt Vickerman: Go get changed, warm up and join vault rotation.
Haley Graham: Uh, sorry. I accidentally burned all my leotards last year. Hope this is okay!

Joanne: Deja jealous Haley?
Haley Graham: Yes, I'm so jealous of Joanne that I've already memorized her preschool beam routine.
Dorrie: Hey, easy. I choreographed that routine.
Haley Graham: in a russian accent Your secret is safe with me!

Burt Vickerman: Are you gonna learn to control your tricks or do we need to have an ambulance on call?
Haley Graham: Call 'em up.

Haley Graham: Are you gonna cry?
Burt Vickerman: No it's a nice thing! Beautiful!
walks off
Haley Graham: walking after him What, you can cry! It doesn't make you any less of a man Vicky! Don't worry, I won't tell the parents!

Haley Graham: Stop being so nasty, Joanne.
Joanne: It's not called gym-nice-stics.

Burt Vickerman: You're popping your clutch, losing traction.
Haley Graham: I'm not popping shit.
Burt Vickerman: Are you sure?
Haley Graham: I'm so sure I'm practically deodorant.

Haley Graham: I heard you were strict about diet, but this is just rude.
Burt Vickerman: Hey, you piss where I eat, you don't eat.
Haley Graham: Oh, but you do? Does this mean you're eating my piss? Cause that's disgusting.

Burt Vickerman: Where is this deduction coming from?
Head Vault Judge: Her bra was showing, Burt. It is an automatic deduction if an undergarment is showing, Burt!
Burt Vickerman: She's flipping through the air, Doris, she's spinning! Of course her bra popped out! That rule is ancient!
Head Vault Judge: Apparently so is her bra.
Burt Vickerman: to Mina Your bra was showing.
to audience
Burt Vickerman: One-tenth off because her bra was showing!
audience boos
Joanne: hugs Mina Even I think that's low. And I should be happy, I mean, I want to win!

Poot: This casa's not su casa, no way.
Stussy: Get out!
Poot: There's like 6 other empty pools!
Stussy: That aren't as deep.
Poot: You're not that good!

Haley Graham: Did you see that? Can you believe it?
Poot: Yeah, are you... totally covered in soda or what?
Haley Graham: Yeah, thanks.
Frank: I'm so pissed at that kid, dude. We were totally gonna throw drinks on you. I feel so upstaged.
Poot: I know! Who do they think they are? They think they can just hate on you like that?
Frank: It's a bloody outrage, I tell you!
Poot: They're fakers, that's what! I can't stand fake Haley-haters! WE HATE HALEY MORE, PEOPLE, SO GET IN LINE!
Haley Graham: whispers Will you guys shut up?
Poot: Can I be upset?
Haley Graham: Can I go compete?
Frank: Can I eat? I'm so hungry.
Poot: rubs Frank's head Let's go get some nachos.

Burt Vickerman: Haley's got a point. Why not have an in house competition?
Joanne: Uh, because we no lo needo.
Burt Vickerman: Let's get back to work, ladies. And try not to kill Haley in her sleep.

Joanne: Vic, we need new leotards for championships! All the colleges will be scouting me!
looks at Haley
Joanne: Not that you have to worry about any of that.
Haley Graham: New leotards might distract the judges and scouts from your lack of talent. It's a solid strategy!

Haley Graham: in response to Vickerman's gold-medal promises to several parents Yeah, um, you've got a lot of people going to the Olympics. Just curious, what country will they be representing? The state of delusion?

Joanne: Call me!
Poot: Stalk you!

Haley Graham: It's Mina, right?
Joanne: Mina, put down the phone!
Haley Graham: Can you tell Joanne I'm gonna take over and do a REAL dismount?
Mina Hoyt: Joanne, Haley's on the phone. She says she's gonna do a real dismount.
Joanne: I heard her, thank you!
Haley Graham: How about, a double back?
Burt Vickerman: You will not throw a double back without training it first Haley!
Haley Graham: A little CPR will do you good.

Joanne: So they're, like, fair game?
Poot: shoves Haley out of the way I prefer the term meat, please.
Joanne: That was spastic.
Poot: Thank you. May I accompany you to the jelly beans?
Joanne: You may.

Poot: Why you always gotta bite my moment?

Haley Graham: Elite gymnastics is like, the navy seals, only harder. There are like 2000 navy seals, there are only like, 200 elite gymnasts. Guess that's because there's kids who's rather have a life than spend 6 hours a day training tricks that could kill you. Don't be fooled by the leotards people, the things gymnasts do make navy seals look like wusses. And we do them without a gun.

Joanne: Jealous that some girl-girls are getting attention from some hot guys What do they have that we don't have?
Wei Wei Yong: Lives.
Mina Hoyt: Time.
Haley Graham: Boobs.
Mina and Wei Wei look at their chests

Poot: Dude, when is whipped bad?
pause
Poot: Ever.

after Haley's first scratch
Burt Vickerman: Wait. Next time you should stick your tongue out too.
Haley Graham: I would, but my coach likes it when I control my tricks.
he laughs

Tricia Skilken: sarcastic Boohoo. Stop whining.
Nastia Liukin: Diva!
Mina Hoyt: Devil!

Haley Graham: voiceover The only reason I'm doing these tricks, is because someone said 'I don't care if this is nuts, and I don't care if it hurts. I'm gonna climb this insanely high mountain. Watch me.' And when you're the first to climb a new mountain in gymnastics, they name it after you. A Gienger, a Rufolva, a Tchusovitina, a Shaposhnakova. They all rocked. And we salute you.

Poot: holds both hands together up in the rock 'n roll sign Too much rock for one hand, baby!

Haley Graham: Put me down Shrek!

YA!!