Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
Hello, fellow Edward addicts-you know it's true, you wouldn't be on my profile if you weren't! HA! Dare to contradict me! Anyway...My name is Bailey and as obviously stated in the previous sentences, I am completely and totally obsessed with the sexiest fictional character alive I am a proud resident of the United States of America-but I will not elaborate...freaky internet stalkers...CREEPY...OOOKAY... NOW ONTO THE PROFILE!
1. Favorite books
Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon-in that order
All of Amelia Atwater Rhodes' books.
Also, a new book that I just read really caught my attention it's called WAKE if any of you guys are looking for some new reading material you should check it out, reeaaallly good.
2.MUSIC (aka the only thing that keeps me sane when having to deal with Father. It helps when you don't actually have to hear what he's saying.)
Story of a Girl from Three Doors Down is my absolute favorite song...
Panic! At the disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Paramore, Seether
HushHush Commotion, Forever the Sickest Kids, Holiday Parade, Kimya Dawson (check out her songs from the Juno soundtrack, They're AMAZING.), Do I Attract You? by Mika Grace Kelly(somebody put Edward singing this song in their fanfiction and ever since then I haven't been able to get the mental image out of my mind...FUNNIEST THING EVER! If you haven't heard it check it out.), Ash, and Michael Jackson-Thriller is soooooo AWESOME.
South Park, Family Guy, and America's Best Dance Crew(Jabba Wakkis are SCHMEXY!...I have to get one of those masks...)OH and the Colbert Report and the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Pride and Predjudice, Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, HORTON HEARS A WHO, Hairspray (hehe...It's not my favorite cause the movie was good just because I went to this with ttwo of my friends and the entire time they were making inappropriate noises in the middle of a crowded theater...I almost wet my pants I was laughing so hard..we almost got kicked out...ZAC EFFRON IS FUGLY.)
5. RANT TIME!!
Robert Patterson is so fugly I wanna cry cause Edward is SUPPOSED to be inhumanly beautiful...I'm almost as depressed as when I read New Moon...
THE PREGNANT MAN IS CREEPY!!
All Jacob lover's should...DIE.
MY DAD SUCKS.
Dr. Pepper is the BEST drink EVER invented.
I giggle like a maniac whenever I hear something even remotely funny...and I squeal when tickled. My friend Kyle came up behind me in the cafeteria when I was talking to Amanda and I screamed so loud that everyone actually got quiet for all of two seconds...yeah, thanks Kyle...
Even though my friends make fun of me about it, I HATE to hug anyone who is not one of my best friends. (The wierd thing is that I have to hug one of the boys in our schools 'popular' group in the play Annie that I recently got lead role in and I turned 5 shades of red and grimaced-yes GRIMACED! I don't even know exactly how to explain a grimace- when they made us rehearse. Lucky for me, almost ALL of my friends were there and took it as their opportunity to PUBLICLY HUMILATE the 'HUGGING FREAK'.)
rant session over...till I find something else I feel the need to scream violently about...
6. STUPID STUFF THAT CRACKS ME UP!! ...I found these on the internet and thought they were hilarious! READ THEM JUST BECAUSE I THINK THEY'RE FUNNY!!
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Keep honking. I'm reloading.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
You can do more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Quoteable time!!(aka:stupid shit my friends and I have said over the course of a year...)
1. I may love you, but your ass has gas...
2.All my muffins I will eat with juice, all my muffins I will eat with juice. All my muffins, all my muffins, all my muffins I will eat with juice!!(must be sang to the tune of all my lovin' from the Beatles...don't ask...)
4.Bailey is a midget! WHAT?? WHO SAID THAT??
5.NINJA!!(do I even have to say it or are you really stupid??)
6.shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-tah( say it how cartman says Bitch-cha at the end of the song Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch in south park)
7.What would you do if I bit you??(say it. see what they say, and bite them. It's fun...believe me...)
8.Imma' sick Emmett all up on your ass!!(hehe...)
9.EVERYONE RANDOMLY BURST OUT IN SONG!!(hehe...I screamed this out in our school's hallway during passing time, I got funny looks and my friends pretended not to know me...yeah I love you guys too, asswipes.)
10.YOUR FACE MAKES MY BUTT BURN! (My sister said this but she meant to say your face makes my eyes burn. She's a genius.)
11.They send 1 big bomb, we send 4 big bomb...we do better!! (say in Russian accent...inside joke. freakin' communists...)
12. Go jack that cookie.
13.The world is full of magic and anyone who fails to realize that is a donkey. (the funny thing is...we got this from a children's book made for five-year-olds...we were bored...)