My name is Kathryn.
My age is somewhere between ten and thirty.
My location is not Disneyland.
That's all you really need to know.
RANDOM THINGS YOU WILL ONLY GET IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND/KNOW ME PERSONALLY (AKA INSIDE JOKES AND meQUOTES) BUT STILL MIGHT BE FOUND AMUSING:
You're STEALING my CULT!

Momma's a fishie!

Disabled chickens need help, too!

WHY doesn't anybody TELL me these things? ;P

The only way we'll find out is if we kidnap Maddie's flatiron and tie Jakiepoo down.

assume bartender voice Hefty, Hefty Hefty!

We must...kill him with Jell-O...after we tamper violently with the cap.

And I'm not quite sure, but I think I may be developing the tiniest bit of a crush on a fictional character!

OTHER QUOTES:

Hodgins: What you have is FAITH, baby...'Bones!'

Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay, good advice. Got anymore?
Angela's Dad: Always play it in the key of G demolished.
Dr. Jack Hodgins: I don't know what that means.
Angela's Dad: Well, if you do, you do; if you don't, you don't. Forget it. .'Bones'

Monica: That's Mindy? Wow, she's pretty! (Rachel glares)...Lucky! (More glaring)...To have had you as a friend! Okay, and now it's quiet time. Shhhhh... 'Friends'

" 'DUMB. D-U-M-N...7...L, DUMB.' 'Dude, ther's no L in DUMB-SEVEN!' "...'Back to the Barnyard' (blame my brother...or my stepmom)

Travis: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. I would like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the LA city bus driver who took a chance on an unknown kid and last but not least, the wonderful crew from McDonalds who spend hours making those egg McMuffins without which I'd never be tardy. ...'Clueless'

EIGHT RENT QUOTES (One for each principal character, but not necessarily one by each character):
(Some movie, some stage):
Merry Christmas, bitches! ~Collins
I was a Boy Scout once. And a Brownie...till some brat got scared." ~Angel
But sure as I am here that dog is now in doggy hell. ~Angel again
I'm more of a man than you'll ever be...and more of a woman than you'll ever get. ~Mimi quoting Angel
Goodbye love...hello diesease. ~Mimi
Ah...how could I forget? You, me, Collins, and Maureen. How is the drama queen? ~Benny
You can take the girl outta Hicksville, but you can't take the Hicksville outta the girl. ~Mark
hm...can't decide on a final quote, so...THE WHOLE MOVIE/PLAY WHICHEVER YOU PREFER.

NEVER MIND!!:

If you're a Christian and you're not afraid to say that Jesus is your Lord and Savior, copy and paste this into your profile!

Boys in books are just better. Here are a few I'd MUCH rather be with (no offense to my wonderful bf):
Oliver Hazard-Perry (Blue Bloods, Melissa de la Cruz) - He's soooo mush better than Jack in soooo many ways.
Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy, Richelle Mead) - Dude, do I even need to explain?
Christian Ozera (Vampire Academy, Richelle Mead) - I know, it's weird, I'm like totally in love with Dimitri AND Christian.
Dexter (This Lullaby, Sarah Dessen) - He's just so...cute, you know?
Jim Frayne (Trixie Belden books, Julie Campbell/Kathryn Kenny) - The most wonderful boy in the world!
Todd Spencer (Christy Miller books and Christy and Todd: The College Years, Robin Jones Gunn) - Seriously. Christy had the right idea.
Jasper Cullen (Twilight, Stephenie Meyer) - He's all...emotionally awesome.
Gilbert Blythe (Anne of Green Gables series, L.M. Montgomery) - Why don't guys come like that anymore? I mean, really.
Mr. Knightley from Emma/ Josh from Clueless(not technically a book...): Same character with adaptions...both incredible.
Even though they're not exactly from a book, per se:
FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth ( BONES) - H - O - T.
Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid) - The coolest Disney prince who's actually a prince (Aladdin therefore excluded).
Walsh on The Unusuals-wow. when he was having the conversation with Shraeger about "the porn stash," ... heehee ;P
ROGER DAVIS (RENT...duh)- Oh, gosh, where to begin. He's ROGER! In the movie, when he sees Mimi for the first time (Right after Rent...on the balcony) and does the little half smile (that he also does in Out Tonight when she first comes though the door...) Be still, my heart! I loooooooove Roger. I do. He's my fictional bf. Never mind Edward Cullen. ROGER DAVIS is my (fictional) boyfriend.

Read my lovely stories! I will be your best friend!! (Well, actually my best friend is Cullen.girl.2121!! she's awesomeful, read her story, The Radio ((twilight, duh.)) 'cause it's awesome, and I hope she's reading this 'cause it would TOTALLY get me brownie points! luv ya ;P)

THIS PERTAINS TO MY STORIES:

My one-shots are one-shots. Sorry.
MAD ABOUT YOU will be updated soon. I promise. Once I get over Writer's Block.
NOW'S THE NIGHT is over. Sorry. But there will soon be a sequel. I promise that. Let me get a little more established with THE CHILD first, though.
And, of course, THE CHILD is well under way. Thanks to all my lovely reviewers who've kept it going. It's nowhere near done.