You're looking solely at the fact,

That life has a rhythm yet not a beat -

so when people hate each other,

they're also obliged

to love each other.

ANNOUNCMENTS!

12/26: I finally updated the second part of the freaking forgotten two shot, Realization Letter. I hope you enjoy it and, uh, don't kill me. And I also updated Gender Switch! Remember I asked for 38 reviews? My mistake. I can't do math today. I meant 34. Haha, lots of change, I know. :P
And I found out today that my story, The (Flat) Wheels on The Bus, won second place in Skye Maxwell's contest! Thanks so much! :D

12/27: Oh, God. I got such a good response for both updated stories! AND I got more than 38 reviews for Gender Switch, and...oh, God, I'm just so happy. :D I love you guys, you know that?
Oh, yeah, also, I'm changing my profile a bit. I finally revealed my name! MUAHAHA! Uh, yeah, well, if you visited my Maximum-X, you would've known anyway. But, yeah, my profile is under construstion for now. Just to let you know! Thanks a whole lot again for the awesome reviews and alerts I'm getting. :D

12/29: So. I suck at math, I just realized it. I mean, isn't adding second grade stuff or something? No, kinder stuff. In second grade my teacher was already teaching me multiplication, and by fifth grade I was learning pre algebra. Aren't I supposed to be a nerd? I do, after all, go to a nerd boarding school. Ughh. In Wings and Immortals, I asked for 350 reviews. IGNORE. It was 330. I'm just that bad at math, is all.

08/05: Ahem. Please, don't kill me. I just want to say I'm back on board and Gender Switch has been updated. I'm working on the next chapter of From Us to We and the of Wings and Immortals. I love you. I'm sorry. :(

08/12: Hey. :) I want to say thank you, from the deepest depths (weird sounding, but,) of my heart, to whoever nominated me for the Maximum Ride Awards! :) Thank you so much. Gender Switch and Picture Perfect surely appreciate it too. ;) I promise I am working very hard on the next chapter of Gender Switch and Wings and Immortals. I'm so sorry for the delay; as you may know I have moved and I have gotten a new computer, so everything's a bit confusing right now, but just be patient with me. Again, love to whoever nominated me (if you want me to mention you, send me a message, I will be honored to!) and much love to whoever votes for me. :D Your patience, my grasshoppers, will be rewarded. :D

09/06: So, From Us to We is coming to an end, I'm just wrapping up Chapter nine, then Chapter ten is to be much shorter. :) Gender Switch has been updated! In a very awkward chapter, I must say. :D The more people who tell me they have voted for me, the faster CHAPTER FIVE will come out. :D FAX filled chapter, by the way. ;) Thanks for all your support. I can't wait to see you guys with another update soon! :D

09/18: Wings and Immortals has finally been updated. I expect reviews and critisism. :D I love you all so much, thanks for your patience. ENJOY.

Name's Claudia. Remember that. :)

QUOTES FROM MY STORIES (In creation order):

Title: My Heart.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Oneshot.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: Suddenly, a wide, mischievous smile spread across his face. “Fang,” he started. “Truth or dare?”
Fang raised his eyebrow, obviously noticing the smile.
He was also probably debating what was safer.
“Dare,” he finally said.
Iggy’s smile grew wider. “I dare you to tell us how you really feel about Max.” He said.

Title: Max's Date.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Four-shot.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: “You guys should go to bed now,” said Anne, coming out of her room in her pajamas now.
“No,” said Nudge. “We want to wait for Max,” she complained. Iggy smirked.
“I don’t,” he said, getting up. “I’m going to bed. Maybe I’m becoming too much of a softie—I don’t want to see the poor guy cry,” he called, as he disappeared into his room.
I smiled. They didn’t know this, and they wouldn’t—but I’d give anything right now to see Sam cry. Hard. Like the baby I’m sure he is.

Title: MR: The Ultimate Test.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Story.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: ”Stay up, don’t close your eyes,” Max whispers to him.
He nods. “I wouldn’t anyway, as much as you want me too,” he grins at her, trying to lighten up the mood. She smiles back at him wryly, and turns back to the sky.
”Promise?” she whispers again.
”Promise,” he tells her.

Title: Hypothetically?
Story: TV X-Overs.
Pairing: Nalex.
Type: All dialougue oneshot.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: “Nate?”
“Yes, Alex?”
“What would you do if I was pregnant?”
“Excuse me?”
“You know, when a sperm escapes…”
“Alex.”
“Yes?”
“Please.”
“And thank you.”

Title: Big Mistake.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Oneshot.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: “Well, there is one good side to this,” he said quietly to me.
“Oh, yeah?” I asked him. “Which is?”
With his chin, he gestured to the booth. I looked over, as Nudge was already there, and there was that female brunette I had pointed out before.
It took a second to fill that in, but I suddenly understood.
That girl was the ‘good side’.

Title: Secrets Through Time.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Story.
Currency: Discontinued Indefinetely.
Quote: I scowled at Raine. “What are you waiting for? Go home!”
Raine smiled sheepishly. “I wish I could.”
I shook my head. “Huh?” I asked, and Fang came closer to my side, and I thought at any moment I would have to lean against him.
Raine looked down. “Max…I’m not born until fifteen years from now,” she looked up at me. “I’m from the future, Max.”

Title: Wings and Immortals.
Story: Maximum Ride and Twlight crossover.
Pairing: Fax, Bedward, Lacob, and more...
Type: Story.
Currency: In-progress.
Quote: “Who. Attacked. Me?” I demanded once more, putting as much of ice as I could into my words.
Someone cleared their throat, and I turned towards the tan-skin guy.
And I didn’t like the way he looked at me.
He looked at me…I can’t find a way to describe it. Kind of like…how Fang always looked at me.
“Er, me,” he whispered, sounding kind of sheepish.
I clenched my teeth, coiled my fist harder, got closer to him and with all my strength, punched him in the face.
And it didn’t hurt.
“Ow!”

Title: Realization Letter.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Two-shot.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: Iggy makes a mock offended look. “Fine.” He agrees, standing up. “I will. And it’ll be like a three page report of bombs. I’ll bet he’ll enjoy it more than your little autobiography.”
He stomps out the room.
I chuckle. Autobiography? That’s not what this is…right?
You squirm, and mumble something. I didn’t quite catch it, because I’m typing as you mumble. I pause.
Did you say my name? Or was that my imagination? Probably my imagination. Right? You tell me when you wake.
If you wake.
Please wake, Fang.

Title: The Stars' Surprise.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax and very Slight Niggy.
Type: Oneshot.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: “And what do you think is that special thing?” he asked.
I shrugged. “I don’t know. Do you?”
He smiled. “I think I might have an idea.”
He pointed upward, and I followed his finger.
I swallowed.
The mistletoe.
I looked back at him, nervous. “What are you saying?”
He chuckled once. “You know the rule, Max.” He whispered.

Title: The (Flat) Wheels on The Bus.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Slight Fax.
Type: Oneshot.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: I walk over and sit down on one of those short, uncomfortable seats of the bus. I sigh and rest my head against the window, looking forward. I see some writing on the bus seat and look back out the window, then quickly back at the writings.
It reads, ‘Max and Fang FOREVER!!’ then on the bottom, in a different kind of writing, it says, ‘Max and Sam ATW!!’
I almost gag.

Title: From Us to We.
Story: WOWPxCamp Rock crossover. AU.
Pairing: Nalex, Shitchie.
Type: Story.
Currency: In Progress.
Quote: Chuck nodded thoughtfully. “I know!” he said suddenly. “Tell her you have a girlfriend.”
Nate an Alex both looked at him.
“Who?” Nate asked. “Someone who hasn’t been seen in school? Old excuse. Won’t work.”
“Well, get someone who is in school,” Chuck offered.
Alex and Nate laughed. “From here to Monday? No thank you.” Nate told him. Chuck shook his head.
“Get someone to pretend,” Chuck explained. “Just until Tess finds another interest.”
Alex gaped at him. Was he crazy?
“That’s not a bad idea…” Nate considered it. “But who?”
Chuck glanced at Alex. “How about Alex?”

Title: Gender Switch.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Story.
Currency: In-Progress.
Quote: “Here puppy!” I shouted, and the puppy looked up at me with terrifying eyes. Why was I doing this? Since when did I have such a care for animals? But…why did I have the feeling I’ve seen it somewhere before?
“Come on, boy!” I yelled again, and this time it seemed to react, trying to walk towards me. I was surprised when I felt relief flood through me.
“Good boy! Closer!”
I walked towards the puppy as it walked towards me.
And only a few steps before I could reach it, I heard Iggy call out, “Max!”
I saw a huge amount of light blind my eyes, followed by instant burn.
I heard someone cry out my name, then a loud thunder, making it seem as the ground shook below me, and I crashed to the ground.

Title: Me, too.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Various Drabbles.
Currency: In-Progress.
Quote: He leans in, breath trickling her lips, he sees gooesbumps rise in her neck…
And he whispers the only thing he can think of, but he wishes she knows how much he means them;
“Me too.”

Title: Picture Perfect.
Story: Maximum Ride.
Pairing: Fax.
Type: Oneshot.
Currency: Complete.
Quote: “How about we just skip to the end?” Fang asked suddenly. I looked at him blankly.
Fang smiled slightly. “I want to show you something I just remembered,” he said. I shrugged and skipped to the last page.
There, in the cover, was a writing…
“Fang and Max were here?” I read out loud. I looked at him, but he just stared at the writings. “We wrote this?”
“You wrote it,” he accused. “I didn’t like the idea. But you insisted.”
I laughed and brushed my fingers over the writing. “Sounds like me,” I admitted.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him
and thank him while he's alive.
If you truly love your dad, post this to your profile.

DISCLAIMER AND CLAIMER:

Okay, I am only going to do this here, and not anymore in my stories, so here goes:

I, Kiki, do not own any of the Anime/Manga/Books/Cartoons/Comics/Games/Misc/Movies/TV shows I write about here in FanFiction.net. They are purely to entertain the people who don't have anything else to be entertained by, and I am not a comedian, author (yet), cartoonist, game designer, anything else, director or script writer, much less a producer. So, I hereby declare YOU CANNOT SUE ME OR REPORT ME FOR WRITING FOR PURE FUN.

I, Kiki, hereby declare any copyright of my stories and/or profile ARE noticed, and just because I don't say anything doesn't mean I don't report. So, if you got log on for a few days or update/create a new story for a few days, don't be surprised. I know when people steal my ideas. (even from my profile.)

My profile is purely ALL.MY.IDEAS. And I already saw someone take all of my ideas from my profile. And I'm not happy about it. This was updated 11/07/08, the same day the person copied my profile. That's why I'm putting this up. ALL.MY.IDEAS. No one elses. I don't copy anyone else. Got it? Good.

AND THERE. I SAID IT. YOU'VE BEEN TOLD AND WARNED.

I also have a best friend I met through YouTube. She is just amazing, so creative, and funny. Her name is Linny. :) She's just the most wonderful girl you'll ever meet, I assure you. She also is an amazing writer, (er, writeress?), so when she writes, she freaking writes. Haha. Check out her fanfiction and her YouTube. :D I demand it. It's not an option. RAWR. :O I scared ya, didn't I? Well, I'll scare you even more by telling you that I mean it. I will hunt you down, will stalk you and your potato, and will make you sleep with one eye open. Ever tried it? It's not so easy. So go check her out. Go on, I'm waiting. :D

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-Claudia.