HEY I'M the BLOODY STRAWBERRY! WELCOME TO MY PROFILE PAGE! WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY REALLY? I SUCK AT ANY TYPE OF INTROS ESPECIALLY ONES ABOUT MYSELF. MY STORIES ACTUALLY REFLECT THAT...TE HE!

SOOO...THERE, AT LEAST YOU MAY HAVE WASTED A COUPLE OF SECONDS READING THAT SO I DID MANAGE TO MAKE A WORTHWHILE INTRODUCTION FOR ONCE...OH WHATEVER! JUST TAKE A LOOK AT MY PROFILE IF YOU LIKE. IT'S BETTER THAN MY INTRO, I'M SURE.

WHY MUST I ALWAYS WHINE ABOUT SUCH STUPID THINGS? =P

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I read nearly every genre; romance, humour, adventure, fantasy, drama, angst, crime and horror fics...except some like western. Does anyone even write western here? But i also read anything that sounds good by it's title or summary.

I like both het and yaoi pairings but not yuri ones much unless the pairing seems good to me.

Usually my favourite's are always CRACK pairings (see list below) they're just too interesting and fun to read =3

To those who read my fics, you might have noticed i write mostly humour. That doesn't mean that i'm a happy-go-lucky type of person. I just happen to be good at writing those type of fics and they come more natural to me then other genres. In the future i will try writing more serious fics such as romance (without any humour), horror, angst, crime, etc

other short facts about me :

i'm a teenage girl (i'm not telling my age but it's under eighteen)

Bipolar Disorder + Misanthropy + Superiority Complex + Inferiority Complex (is it even possible to have both?) = CRAZY AND HEAVILY DISTURBED XP

iLike: (i know, it's long -_-)

ANIME, manga, YAOI, hot anime/manga guys, my dog, nearly all animals (my fav being dogs X3), C H O C O L A T E, waking up late like midday, cake, gay people, kids (unless they annoy the shit outta me like my sis does), fanfiction.net...duh, LOVE, glittery stuff like glitters...seriously, sparkly things are COOL, japan, japanese ppl & the japanese language, black gloves, scarfs, pizza, good comedy, romance, horror stuff, singing along with CREEP by Radio head, HIGH SCHOOL NEVER ENDS by Bowling for Soup and MAN! I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN by Shania Twain as well as COUNTLESS other songs which i'm too lazy to mention, iPods, MONEY!, spending loads of time on the internet looking for cool pics, now that i've mentioned it, INTERNET as well as my computer, muffins, marshmellows, dark coloured clothes, jeans, RANDOMNESS, swords, books, literature, water, fizzy drinks, MILK, hot guys a.k.a CAM GIGANDET & ROBERT PATTINSON lol, my eyes and the way i can make them look sinister mwahahaha!, speaking in old english, punching pillows, youtube, livejournal (though i don't have an account there yet), instant messaging, kicking any object except living things, for example empty soda cans, cars, etc, hanging out with friends, snakes, hot chocolate, poking ppl, giving advice to those who ask for it, stealing or begging for candy from my friends, plushies, transvestites, blankets, hoodies, fake fur, burgers, fries, THE JACK THE RIPPER CASE, mythology (mostly greek but i like egyptian as well), archaeology, languages, vampires, facebook, ice-cream, rock, metal, classical, j-pop and j-rock MUSIC, fooling around, teasing my friends, forks, late 19th century clothing especially of the english gents, LYING, darkness, the moon, stars, cherry blossoms, red, white & the recent blue roses, violins, cellos, pianos, guitars & drums, walking, WRITING, inventing cuss words, all cuss words now that i've mentioned them, throwing knives, guns & rifles, strawberries, skipping O.o, make-up, sports especially tennis, hockey & soccer, cookies, REVIEWS, angst, good manners, politeness, READING, apple juice, martial arts, BLOOD, the prince charming theorem, gaia, the Victorian era, Linkin Park and many other famous rock bands, funny things, harry potter, WIKIPEDIA, punks, being alone (i find myself more comfortable, i've realised, when on my own rather when around other ppl), lolipops, dress up games, trainers & boots, safaris, the colours: BLACK, red, pink, blue, orange & white, injection needles, teddybears, BBQs, pranking, mobile phones, tatoos, chess, top hats, ear rings, leather collars, porn to a certain extent, sex in theory, jokes about sex, rain, intelligence XP, my bed, nature, skiving school, vandalising school books, jumping up and down stairs, thinking, TWILIGHT, CRACK pairings, having interesting discussions about social problems.

iHate: (this too...)

SPIDERS, insects, sharks, thiefs, rapists, racists, MISTREATMENT OF ANIMALS, socks with holes, waking up early, people in general (most are ppl whom i do not know well), jellyfish, the sea but only if i am IN it, i.e. drowning since i can't swim otherwise i am perfectly ok with it, crowded places, getting lost, fish, skirts, dresses, perverts (though i am a bit of a pervert myself =P), hunting, asking questions, receiving help, snobs, cheerleaders, vegetables, all my teachers especially my french teacher, SCHOOL, hw, exams, studying and anything related to school mostly, those who do not accept homosexuality, being laughed at in the face, being talked about nastily behind my back, ignorance, lack of sleep, being scolded, alcohol, drugs, steroids, energy drinks, smoking, wasting money on stupid things, BOREDOM, being contadicted when i know fully well that i am absolutely right, abuse of children, being ignored, techno, electro, country and most of pop and dance music, slow internet, VIRUSES, losing money, soil, my family sometimes but that is normal i hope, not remembering where i put stuff, M A T H A M A T H I C S(OH GOD I H8 IT SO MUCH!), my scanner (it's been broken for a loooong time), people who just can't shut up, biology (i suck at it), HI5, pigeon poo, idiots who think that all anime are childish, they should watch Death Note or something seriously!, spiral staircases, reading unfinished fanfics which are never updated (i h8 myself bcause i do that too!), making bets...i always lose, people who aren't responsible,politics, crappy music videos which are about sex, green, high heeled shoes, bikinis, piercings (excluding on the ears), tangled up wires, bad hair days, the injustice of life, people who say that YAOI is disgusting just because they are against the idea of two boys making out with each other or something!, my room which is all green and pink and entirely covered in teddybears 10x to my mom (i like teddybears, but there are just too many!), mud, very hot days, people who brag, teenagers who think that life is all about having fun, abortion, war, life in general, ANYONE WHO TRIES TO HURT MY DOG IN ANY WAY!!

iAfraid of: (naturally they're the things that i most hate) : spiders, insects, sharks, heights, being laughed at, the sea, thiefs, crowded places & people in general

fav books :

Harry Potter Series by J.K. Rowling - best series ever what more can i say?

Percy Jackson Series by Rick Riordan - nearly as good as HP but loads funnier...the 4th book is simply amazing!

Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien - each book took a whole month to read, but they're gr8 anyway

Chronicles of Narnia Series by C.S. Lewis - my wardrobe leads to a magical world too...but unfortunately i lost the key and i can't open it now!

(yeah i read typical fantasy books mostly)

Marley & Me by John Grogen - it's hilarious! i actually got a friend hooked up on it after i read some parts of the book to her XD

Lion Boy by Zizou Corder - wish i could talk to cats too!

The Princess Diaries by Meg Cabot - OMG so hilarious!

Best of Friends by Cathy Kelly - very enjoyable to read.

Books i must DEFINATELY read someday :

Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer

Death Note : Another Note. The Los Angeles BB Murder Cases by Nisio Isin

Grotesque by Natsuo Kirino

Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging by Louise Rennison

Fav Character from my fav mangas/animes:

One Piece: Sanji

Naruto: Naruto Uzumaki

Bleach: Kisuke Urahara

Death Note: L/Ryuuzaki

Dragonball/z/gt: Vegeta

FullMetal Alchemist: Roy Mustang

D.Gray-Man: Tyki Mikk

Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki Suou

Blood+: Haji

Fruits Basket: Ayame Sohma

Kuroshitsuji: Sebastian Michaelis

Hunter X Hunter: Hisoka

Wolf's Rain: Tsume

Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru

Yu-Gi-Oh!: Yami Bakura

Jigoku Shoujo: Enma Ai

Code Geass: Lelouch Lamperouge/vi Brittania

Axis Powers: Hetalia: N.Italy

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Pairings i like:

One Piece: ZoroxSanji, LuccixPaulie, SmokerxTashigi, FrankyxRobin, LuffyxNami, SanjixLuffy, IceburgxFranky, SanjixNami, ZoroxLuffy, ZoroxRobin, AcexSanji, AcexZoro, AcexLuffy, SmokerxAce, ShanksxMakino, FrankyxSanji, LuffyxVivi, LuffyxRobin, SanjixRobin, ShanksxLuffy, KakuxPauliexLucci, SanjixKalifa, JyaburaxKaku, KakuxKalifa, AcexTashigi, BenxShanks, MihawkxCrocodile, ShuraiyaxLuffy, EnelxConis, KohzaxVivi, AcexVivi, UsoppxKaya

Naruto: GaaraxMatsuri, NejixTen-Ten, SasukexSakura, ItachixSakura, NarutoxHinata, ItachixNaruto, NarutoxGaara, SaixIno, SasukexNaruto, OrochimaruxAnko, SaixNaruto, ShikamaruxTemari, JiraiyaxTsunade, JiraiyaxNaruto, KakashixHinata, LeexSakura, KakashixSakura, KakashixNaruto, KakashixIruka, IrukaxNaruto, NarutoxSakura, SasorixSakura, SasorixDeidara, DeidaraxNaruto, OrochimaruxNaruto, NarutoxKiba, YamatoxSakura, SaixSakura, PeinxNaruto, PeinxKonan, YamatoxNaruto, AsumaxKurenai, AsumaxIno, ShikamaruxIno

Bleach: UlquiorraxOrihime, GrimmjowxOrihime, UryuxOrihime, UkitakexUnohana, GinxRangiku, ByakuyaxRangiku, NovaxRangiku, ShinjixHiyori, UraharaxYoruichi, HitsugayaxHinamori, AizenxHinamori, IchigoxRukia, GrimmjowxIchigo, IchigoxOrihime, RenjixRukia, Hollow IchigoxIchigo, RenjixIchigo, ByakuyaxRenji, GrimmjowxUlquiorra, GrimmjowxLuppi, NnoitoraxNeliel, KenseixMashiro, ShunsuixNanao, StarkxLilinette, IkkakuxYumichika, ZarakixYachiru

Death Note: LxLight, LxMatsuda, MelloxMatt, MelloxSayu, LxMello, LxNear, LxMatt, BeyondxL, MelloxNear, MattxNear, MikamixMisa, LightxMikami, LightxMisa, LightxTakada, LxMisa, GevannixNear

Dragonball/z/gt: VegetaxBulma, TrunksxPan, GokuxChi Chi, GohanxVidel, PiccoloxGohan, Future TrunksxGohan, TrunksxGoten, GotenxBura, UubxMarron

FullMetal Alchemist: ScarxLust, RoyxRiza, EdwardxWinry, RoyxEdward, AlphonsexWinry, EdwardxEnvy, GreedxMartel

D.Gray-Man: TykixRoad, KandaxAllen, AllenxLenalee, LavixAllen, Cross MarianxAllen, LavixLenalee, KandaxLavi, KandaxLenalee, AllenxRoad, TykixLavi, JasderoxDebitto, Bak ChanxFou, LavixChomesuke, AllenxLou Fa

Ouran High School Host Club: TamakixHaruhi, NekozawaxTamaki, KyouyaxTamaki, MorixHoney, MorixHaruhi, HikaruxKaoru, HikaruxHaruhi, KyouyaxHaruhi, HikaruxTamakixKaoru, TamakixEclaire, KasanodaxHaruhi

Blood+: HajixSaya, DavidxJulia, SolomonxKarl, SolomonxSaya, HajixSolomon, KarlxSaya, KarlxDiva, JamesxNathan

Fruits Basket: HatorixAyame, ShigurexAyame, HatorixAyamexShigure, KyoxTohru, YukixTohru, KurenoxAkito, ShigurexAkito, HatsuharuxKyo, KyoxYuki, HatsuharuxMomiji, AyamexKyo, AyamexYuki, YukixMachi, HiroxKisa, HatsuharuxRin, AyamexRitsu, MomijixTohru, HatorixKana

Kuroshitsuji: AgnixSoma, BardxMeirin, SebastianxGrell, SebastianxCiel, WilliamxGrell, SebastianxMeirin, GrellxMadam Red, UndertakerxGrell

Hunter X Hunter: HisokaxMachi, HisokaxGon, KilluaxGon, HisokaxKuroro, HisokaxIllumi, KurapicaxKuroro, KurapicaxLeorio

Wolf's Rain: TsumexToboe, KibaxHige, HigexBlue, KibaxCheza, KibaxTsume

Inuyasha: SesshoumaruxRin, InuyashaxKagome, KogaxKagome, MirokuxSango, InuyashaxKikyo

Yu-Gi-Oh!: SetoxTea/Anzu, Yami BakuraxTea/Anzu, YamixTea/Anzu, MalikxTea/Anzu, YamixYugi

Jigoku Shoujo: HajimexAi, IchimokurenxHoneonna, IchimokurenxAi

Code Geass: LelouchxC.C., LelouchxSuzaku, LelouchxKallen, LelouchxShirley, SuzakuxEuphemia

Axis Powers: Hetalia: GermanyxN.Italy, FrancexUK, USAxUK, HolyRomanEmpirexN.Italy, PrussiaxGermany, FrancexSpain, FrancexCanada, TurkeyxGreece, TurkeyxJapanxGreece, S.ItalyxN.Italy, GermanyxAustria, PrussiaxGermanyxAustria, AustriaxHungary, FrancexN.Italy, SpainxGreece, RussiaxChina, SpainxS.Italy, N.ItalyxJapan, GermanyxJapan, USAxCanada, SwedenxFinland, PolandxLithuania

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Non-Anime Pairings i like:

Twilight: EdwardxBella, JamesxAlice, JasperxAlice, EmmettxRosalie, JacobxBella

Harry Potter: LupinxTonks, SiriusxTonks, DracoxHermione, HarryxGinny, RonxHermione, SnapexTonks, SiriusxLupin, JamesxLily, HarryxHermione, SiriusxHarry, SiriusxJames

Percy Jackson: PercyxAnnabeth, PercyxThalia, LukexAnnabeth

Heroes: SylarxClaire

Lord of the Rings: FaramirxEowyn, BoromirxEowyn, AragornxArwen, AragornxEowyn

The Mummy: RickxEvelyn

Smallville: ClarkxLois, LexxLana, ClarkxLana, LionelxChloe, JonathanxMartha, JimmyxChloe, LexxChloe

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Pairings i Dislike:

UkitakexShunsui - Bleach - only bffs so i believe

VegetaxGoku - Dragonball Z - what the hell? Vegeta H A T E S Goku! there's no way he could suddenly start having feelings for him

ShinjixIchigo - Bleach - it's too weird

RoyxHughes - FullMetal Alchemist - they're best friends and nothing more

TykixAllen - D.Gray-Man - i just can't see it

OrochimaruxSasuke - Naruto - Orochimaru's wants Sasuke's body (obviously for destructive purposes ONLY) too much to be considered normal, plus he calls him Sasuke-kun...-shiver-

SasukexKarin - Naruto - i HATE her!! when they are fighting the jinchuuriki and Sasuke bites her arm to heal himself using her chakra in the manga it looks like she's having an orgasm or something! ... the whore

SesshoumaruxKikyo - Inuyasha - NO YUCK!

DracoxHarry - Harry Potter - HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT

YoruichixSoi Fon - Bleach - OMG NO! Soi Fon is so devoted to Yoruichi it's scary

AizenxIchigo - Bleach - yeah, this will happen when hollows will start helping old ladies cross the street...meaning NEVER

NejixSakura - Naruto - where did this come from anyway? O.o

LuccixKaku - One Piece - i REALLY REALLY like Kaku, just don't like him and Lucci together

ZoroxTashigi - One Piece - i dunno why but i REALLY HATE IT even though i admit that it might actually happen...possibly

ZoroxNami - One Piece - i can't see them other than friends

DumbledorexAnyone - Harry Potter - he's like ARCHAIC! who would even dream about having any sort of romantic relationship with him?? (ok maybe except McGonagell -pukes-)

HagridxDobby - Harry Potter - believe me, NEVER read a fic about this pairing. i did, andi kept on having nightmares about it for years -shivers- XD

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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love red clouds. I carry around a huge sword on my back. I say 'un' or 'yeah' at the end of my sentences. My swear vocabulary has greatly improved by listening to Hidan. If you love the Akatsuki and aren't afraid to show it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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~Everyone~

Everyone loves everyone hates
Everyone despises everyone helps
Everyone saddens everyone angers
Everyone has death written in their fate

Everyone has problems everyone doesn't
Everyone cries everyone fights
Everyone dies everyone lives
Everyone should just drop dead

Everyone creates everyone destroys
Everyone cares everyone shouts
Everyone tells truths everyone lies
Everyone is the person I hate

RANDOM QUOTES

1) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
5) A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
6) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
7) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
8) When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.
9) It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
10) All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
11) Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
12) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
13) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
14) Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
15) People are like Slinky's, basically useless, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
16) One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
17) Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
18 Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
19) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
20) A best friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!
21) "Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"
22) "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh?Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

You know you've been reading too much yaoi when...

1. You can't remember the last time you've read a no-yaoi story.

2. You write your own yaoi and its full of nothing but smut and lemony goodness.

3. You can't stop saying lemony goodness!

4. You see to dudes in an anime talking and you chant 'kiss! kiss!' over and over again.

5. This list actually makes sense to you.

If all these thing actually make sense to you, copy and post this list into your profile and add your own yaoi obbsesed thing to the list.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.

for anyone who wishes to contact me somewhere else, here is the link to my gaia profile :

http://www.gaiaonline.com/profiles/14391220

Stories that i'll try to work on in the future:

Black Ripper: DN. based on the gruesome Whitechapel murders of London 1888 by the now legendery serial killer simply known as Jack the Ripper. In these dark times full of mystery and crime, a rich, well known and respected citizen by the name of Light Yagami leads a normal life but in secret has encounters with prostitutes in London. But after impregnating one called Misa Amane, choas ensues in his life and Light finds only one possible solution to put a stop to it : murder. What Light didn't expect was that Misa had told four of her fellow prostitute friends about what happened before Light managed to kill her. Light has no choice but to kill these women before he is accused of Misa's murder. Unfortunately, Light gets carried away and starts to kill off more prostitutes after that, claiming to himself that he is right in "cleansing" London from these sinners, thus calling himself Jack the Ripper. Will no one step forward to stop him? no Yaoi here.

Cat & Dog: OP. Paulie thinks his new relationship with pigeon boy Rob Lucci is going along smoothly. He loves him and Lucci loves him back, what more could he possibly ever want? But what is this,him...being... uke in this relationship? NO WAY! But...what if it is true? The only way to find out is to confront Lucci and convince him that he is the true seme in their relationship, by comparing themselves to...a cat & a dog! YAOI! (ok, this one is at least half finished already)

...along with many other ideas that i'm too lazy to write down...

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Again, i do not have much time to update any of my stories T_T since i have only ONE freakin' month to study for my exams which will presumably help me walk towards my desired future career (depending on the marks i get anyway) so i am rly sorry about it. Here's wat i have planned for my fics:

She's the Cook! - it's slowly becoming famous yay! anyway, i'm intending to make it about 10 chapters long since i have loads of ideas for it! some of these are:

-a movie night! (if u go back to chapter 2 u will notice that i mentioned that Franky had bought some "new technological appliances"). this will be a whole chapter by itself and there will be a lot of ZoroxFem Sanji, FrankyxRobin and some one sided LuffyXFem Sanji

-Sanji and Zoro will share a romantic candle lit dinner in the kitchen/galley whatever

-a dance party too probably!

-Angie and her dad will have a very unpleasant surprise later on

bdw chapter 3 will be about Sanji adapting to his now female heart, mind and body...guess it'll be fun ;P

i will probably continue working on this sometime in May or June (depending when i have study free time) but i'm 100 sure that it will be continued so have patience people who have liked it so far. one day you will see this updated!

Heat - ok, i wanted to make this about 10 chapters long but i got bored with it, and when i get bored with something the ideas for it decrease. it doesn't mean that i'm not continuing it, just that it will be shorter. about 5 or 4 more chapters. the next chapter will be in Matsuda's point of view since chappie 1 was in L's and chappie 2 was in Light's. the main pairing will be more LxMatsudaxLight than LxMatsuda or LxLight or LightxMatsuda but there will still be some of these pairings anyway. shall be continued in summer.

Do My Homework - i've decided that i shall continue this in summer since it will help me in revision. future chapters will show Tyki dealing with Road's hw. each subject will have a chapter for itself unless it's something like english literaturein which case poetry and prose are split up. first off will be english language (thought i'd start with the easiest).

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