Well, Welcome to my profile. Here is a little info on me:

Name: Kesha

Age: 19

Let me see. (Although this has nothing to do with fanfics) My favorite artists are:

Jojo

Justin Bieber (Can't help but love his music)

Mindless Behavior

Eminem (Talk about best rapper ever!)

T.I

David Archuleta

Kelly Clarkson

Rihanna

Elliot Yamin

Carrie Underwood

Miley Cyrus (I don't care what people say or think about her.)

Jordin Sparks

Nicki Minaj

Jojo

Beyonce

Avril Lavigne (Who doesn't like her?)

2NE1

An the list goes on. . .

MY favorite bands are:

Evanescence

Linkin Park

Nickelback

I love to draw a lot! I love Naruto, Inuyasha, Blood Plus, Bleach etc.

My favorite movies are transformers, fast and the furious and A walk to remember. But I LOVE scary movies!

Well let's see. My most favorite Naruto pairs are: Sasuke and Sakura (Of course!)

Naruto and Hinata

Neji and Tenten

Naruto and Hinata

I like to read Stories with Sakura paired with Itachi and kakashi too but I prefer to write Sasuke and Sakura paired with each other because they are the best together and I love them. Why? Don't ask I just do.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Here are some artwork my story CRUSH done by me:

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Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' and walk away.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!

Love Guilty with a touch of Innocence