hi everyone!!

I LOVE TWILIGHT!I CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE TO COME OUT BUT!

THEY MESSED UP SOME OF THE CHARACTERS!

glad thats over with

I'll tell you a little about myself

I have blueish-gray eyes and brownish-blonde with a slight redish tint to my hair

I am a fun, crazy(well im not that crazy),party loving, dork who is really good at signing but not that good at dancing but I still like to dance

I am really short but I really dont care

I love books (and edward cullen) they are one of the few things i love more than chocolate or very sugary substances

i hate licorice a lot!! more than you can ever imagine!!

AND ONE THING I hate more than licorice is the popular kids!!DUN DUN DAAAAA!!

If you have ever slapped/punched anyone for touching, breathing, or looking at your book, put this on your profile

"Man must wait long time with mouth open for roast duck to fly in." ancient Chinese proverbIf you believe your own personal Edward/Bella is out there, somewhere, put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy this onto you profile

If you've ever burst in to song for no apparent reason, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever got yelled at for running in the bookstore,(good ol' days) then copy this onto your profile

I love the movies. I don't even call them the movies, I call them the Cinamatic Adventures.
Chicken tenders, sweet sause all over my body!!
THEY ARE BRAIN NINJAS
~Dane Cook

If you know that your obsession with all of the Twilight books is getting dangerous, and you know that the first step toward being cured is admitting the problem, but you dont want to, because you dont WANT to be cured, then copy this onto your profile

If one day you seriously consider naming your children Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Bella, and Edward, then copy this onto your profile

If you know that 92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe, and you are part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off, then add this to your profile!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

well adios amigos (for now)and remember...

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ROCKS!

soo people me and my friend/cousin mary and I made a completly random story about garden nomes umm we cant activate microsoft so its going to be on my profilie right now sooooooooo here it is...

chapter one

summary

Once upon a time in fartyland ummm opps i ment fairyland there was a gnome named jiry he live
in the magical city of R. Kelly's lawn in the town of octupusalopisvilletownorronyfiyedchilie (we will call it buffalo for short)

Jiry had a boyfriend named fuddy (yes he's gay) he also had a friend who is girl named frank.

chapter two

this is where it all started... long ago...

it was winter and itwas cold so jiry and fuddy were huddling close together. they were waiting outside the tree until frank came so they could go to the electric gnome concert at the dog house.

when frank came out they went to go get burritos so the heat from their umm... nervermind...anyway they finally arivved at the dog house and it was packed there were 10 gnomes!! including us and 5 were the band

the nightmare began right when the dog came back from a walk with R. Kelly
then out of no where a gnome screams

silence roaring and more screams then frank disappears and we relize thatshe was gnomenapped by the dog lisa and he wanted gnome flesh so we had to get to her before it was too late...

fuddy and I had to go inside R. Kelly's house

over the years many stories were told like his house was a just a huge closet with mechine guns, cereal, tom cruise, john trovolta, and bananas a gnomes worst enemy other than monkeys which were there too

and so my friends this is where the story begins...

chapter3

the story

mmmmkayso we found out that frank was gnomenapped during a makeout session so we had to finish before we could start looking for her

after we were done kissing we wiped the lipgloss off our faces(yum it was cherry flavored) and tried to find an entrance to the house(wich we call the death shack)

The only entrance we could find that was close enough to the ground for us to get through lisa's doggie flap(dog door)when we enturd(hehehe) what we saw made our tiny jaws fall off (not literally you butthead) IT WAS A BIG SCREEN TV!! Everyone knows that gnomes Love big screen TVs (if you don't then you are a disgrace to the human race)

automaticly we sat down and watched my chemical romance's next top model (a not real show)
for the next few hours we watched the tv

when we were finished watchingthe members of my chemical romance strip themselves for photo shoots we tried to think of fantastical waysto rescue frank. we couldn't think of any practical plans. we gave up and walked toward the doggie flap thatswhen we saw the muddy paw prints of lisa heading up the steep and treacherous stairs!!