BASIC INFO

Name: Paul Price

Gender: Male

Age: 18

ANIME/MANGA

Naruto, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Ball Z, Death Note, Rosario+Vampire, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds, Azumanga Daioh, D. Gray Man, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, D.N.Angel, Prince of Tennis, Trigun, Big O, Cowboy Beebop, Voltron, Black Cat, Outlaw Star, Rurouni Kenshin, Samurai Champloo, Chibi Vampire, Negima, Love Hina, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Zombie-Loan

Music

Dragula, Animal I Have Become, The Game, Meaning of Life, Living Dead Girl, Down with the Sickness, Of Wolf and Man, So Close, Homeless Heart, Leave It All To Me, Die MF Die, One Step Closer, Zetsubo Billy, Sanctuary, WHAT'S UP PEOPLE?!, Kryptonite, Phenomenon, Bodies.

T.V. Shows

House, Bones, A Haunting, iCarly, Robot Chicken, That 70's Show, Scooby Doo, South Park.

Video Games

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Final Fantasy VII, Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Animal Crossing, Pokemon, Devil May Cry 3, Devil May Cry 4, Resident Evil (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 0, CV:X), Sonic the Hedgehog, HALO, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja, Soul Cailbur, Kingdom Hearts, Disgaea, Oblivion, Fallout 3

Favorite Anime Characters

1. Namikaze Minato, Grimmjow Jeagerjaques, Seto Kaiba, Vegeta, Kanda Yuu, L.

2. Uchiha Itachi, Shoma Hatori, Fudo Yusei, Izayoi Aki, Trunks, Hatake Kakashi, Lavi, Greed, Zaraki Kenpachi.

3. Fuji Shusuke, Hibari Kyouya, Alex Louis Armstrong, Chao Lingshen.

4. Izumi Ako, Hajime Saito, Jin, Spike Spiegel, Yami, Yami Bakura.

Favorite Couples

NarutoxHinata, SasukexSaukra, ShikamaruxIno, NejixTenten, KakashixAnko, MinatoxKushina (Naruto)

IchigoxRukia, ToshirouxMomo, KisukexYoruichi, RangikuxGin (Bleach)

FreddiexSam (iCarly)

BoothxBones, HodginsxAngela (Bones)

SoraxKairi, AxelxLarxene (Kingdom Hearts)

TsukunexMoka (Rosario+Vampire)

LuffyxNami, ZoroxTashigi (One Piece)

Favorite Crossover Pairings

Kurosaki Ichigo x Kurono Kurumu (Bleach and Rosario+Vampire) It may seem like an incredibly odd pairing, but personally, I blame Bleach at Youkai Academy for making me like it lol.

Favotite Quotes

"I've got my bitch, I'm happy"- My teacher Mr. Revezzo's interpretation of Shakspearean Sonnet 116.

"Whoa vagianaaaaaaaaa!!"- My teacher Mr. Hardman

"War. War never changes." - Narrator, Fallout 3

Update News

Exorcists and Shinigami: Whenever.

Negima May Cry: Hopefully once every two or three months.

iMeet an Jinchuuriki and an Avenger: Every month or so.

Randomness

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, animefan831, sugarplum-sweetheart, Evil-Angel666, gaarasakuralovers, Angelic Sakura Blossom, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Uchiha Ryuga

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1.Namikaze Minato

2. Uchiha Itachi

3. Hatake Kakashi

3. Hyuuga Hinata

4. Temari

5. Gaara

6. Uzumaki Naruto

7. Rock Lee

8. Shikamaru

9. Uchiha Sasuke

10. Tsunade

11. Jiraiya

12. Aburame Shino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Naruto and Jiraiya? shudders I can't say I ever have nor ever will.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Temari? A solid ten hands down lol.

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Umm, that's not even possible...

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Sasuke? Yes, I can:Babyfied

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
In my simple opinion : HELLZ NO!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Five/Ten, because at least it's not yaoi...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Either faint, run and tell Gai-sensei, or wonder what the hell is going on.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.
After recovering form overuse of the Mangekyo Sharingan, Kakashi goes to Tsunade for a little extra 'recuperation.'

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
I sure as Hell hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
A crawling sensation.

11) Where'd you disappear to?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Why yes, yes they do.

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?
Not that I'm aware of.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Itachi/Temari/Gaara? How does that even work lol

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Tsunade? Hmm... I WON THE LOTTERY AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I honestly have no idea whatsoever

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Minato Naruto and Shino?
Warning: May cause extreme nausea, the need to gouge your own eyes out with a rusty plastic spork, and a morbid fear of kikaichu.

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Tsunade is the one asking? Too easy. "Strip and get in my bed before i crush your balls!"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Jiraiya: Have they ever even met?

20) How emo is Seven?
About as emo as Tobi isn't ass-retarded

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, ItaSakuxTenshi, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884(FUCK PREPS!), xXxJaycee81196xXx, Uchiha Ryuga

If you have ever run headfirst into a bird feeder, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (Damn bird feeder...)

If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a labotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Phantomdeath, Uchiha Ryuga

If you think Twilight is an overrated piece of shit, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name: Uchiha Ryuga

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Namikaze Minato

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina or ShikaIno

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? hentai, yaoi can (and probably would) suck on my balls

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?If so, who, where and how many times? none... darn

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: volumes 1-35, Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm, Kakashi's vest, Itachi's headband, a Konoha headband, and a helluva lot of cards

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character If so, who? nein

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina all the way

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7. All Hail Kakashi.

10. Do you support the obito theory? It's plausible, seeing as how Tobi only said he had Madara's power.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Umm, he is

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi hands down

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? That all depends on him, not me

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? no, the manga is sooo much better

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? hells yeah

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ADD? No. ADHD? Yes

17. Sub or dub? sub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? I hate 12yo Saukra, Shippuden Sakura is much better.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Tobi is a GOOD boy!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Madara, a.k.a leader of the Akatsuki

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? SEXY MUTHA-FKI'N BEAST LOL

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Either Deidara or Haku

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Bitchin'

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? I'd have to say either Gaara or Neji, seriously, imagine them as hyperactive and retarded as Naruto

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Duh

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Do crossovers count?

27. Do you like lemons? Depends on the characters

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? I think my dad does...

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashers? That I have

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? At least two people lol

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? nope

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' no

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? no it has not

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? but of course!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? pfft, hell no

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? that he is not

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes. Three guesses what his name is lol

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Umm... Umm... maybe?

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

I'm not paranoid...WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.