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since: 03-18-08, id: 1528026, Profile Updated: 12-10-09
country: United States
Author has written 14 stories for Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, and Naruto.

Important Note: WHOO!! IM A FRESHMAN NOW!!

Another Important Note: ME WON SECOND PLACE IN TOMAHAWK 3.0'S CONTEST!! (shows off Kish trophy)

Another, another Important note: SASUKE IS NOW MY OLDER BROTHER!! ANYONE WHO DISSES HIM SHALL DIE!! (activates sharrigan and growls)

Current Theme Song: When the rain falls by:... (i dont know

Random Rant of whenever I change it: HALLEJIUAH AMEN AND PEANUT BUTTER!! PAUL DUMPED ROSE!!

Me and some random person in a dream bold=me

"Why is the darkness so comforting? Isn't it suppose to be bad?"
"Oh little cat you have much to learn. The darkness can be good sometimes."
I tilted my head. "How so?"
"The darkness can hide you from your biggest fears."
"Which is?"
"Reality."

"I mean know one ever realises that the perfect happy girl is the one who cries at night and no one ever suspects that her life his all one big act balanced on one very tiny broken heart" - Destiny, I dont want to be the reason (Story of my life)

"Heaven doesn't want us and Hell is afraid we'll take over. So we're fucking immortal!" Me and Rukia in unison when we were talking to Tara

HOLY SHITTY FIRE MONKEYS!!- Me

I don't want friends, but I'll protect the ones I have with my life- Rukia

"WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD!! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF HISTORY!!"

"Wait, doesn't that means he sucks?"

"True Rukia-chan... OH MY GOD!! A BUTTERFLY!!" Me and Rukia being random

You guys are such idiots!!- Tara acting like Sakura

AH! THE HUGS!! IT BURNSSSSSSSS!!- Paul when I hugged him

Go to hell bitch! Oh wait! Never mind, I rule there and don't wanna see your ugly-assed face everyday- Me

"YOU TEME!! DON'T HIT ME!!"

"TOO BAD FOR YOU DOBE!!"- Me and Rukia copying Naruto and Sasuke

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

"Do not touch me! I will bite you! (Me: (poke) Paul: (bites my poor finger)" - Paul when Otto takes over

"FOR THE LAST TIME!! I AM NOT HUMAN!! (points to fake cat ears on my head)"- me when someone called me human.

"You have a problem"

"No I dont"

"Yes you do. Admitting it is the first step to getting rid of it."

"Exactly. I don't want it to go away. Then it takes away my excuse to kill people." - me and my 8th grade counslor

"YOU ATTITUDE-RIDDEN BRAT!!"

"What was your first clue?" - my "christain mentor" trying to cure me of my attitude problem and me with my smart alec mouth

Where do I belong?

1: The pain inside

I wanna scream

It gets worse each day

No where to go

No where to run

No where to feel safe

No one to go to

Im falling now

Chorus: I cant breathe!

I cant think!

This pain is growing inside me

Where can I go?

Where can I run?

Truth is,

Where do I belong?

2: Tears streaming down my face

As pale as a ghost

Rejected, time after time

Losing friends

Losing a bit of my soul

How far,

until Im totally lost?

Chorus

3: It gets worse everyday!

This pain inside

No one to come,

and take it away

I cant breathe

I cant think

I cant feel a thing

Death cant be worse then this!!

Chorus

Where do I belong...

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One word b4 we get on with this profile. YAOI RULES!! SASUNARU (with lemons) 4 EVA!!

Previously SukiraOfTheLight, MikaTheCatHanyou, A WolfDragon's Kitty (this name will NEVER come again), Lone Hanyou Mika-Zuki, Sesshi's Favorite Cousin, and others

Name: Mika-Zuki Misawaki (Tokyo Mew Mew), Mika Taisho (Inuyasha), and Mika-Zuki Moon Uchiha (Naruto)

Real Name: Maria Not telling u my last name (call me that on fanfic and I shall hunt u down and kill u. Real life I am Maria. Fanfic I am Mika. DEAL WITH IT)

Job: Ruling the Underworld

Title: Queen Of The Underworld (BE AFRAID!!)

People working in the Underworld: Toffee- heir to my evil kingdom. Now all we need to defile her of is her love of Sasuke
Katari- Princess of the Underworld since she's my lil sis but alittle bit 2 good to b heir.
Kotomi- My twin and another princess. She keeps in check the zombies that try to go to the surface. If I step down and/or die she will take my place till Toffee turns 13.
Twi-chan- My little sister and another princess. She trains the zombies and spirits in the art of war. Cause they wouldnt b dead if they knew it properly.
Jocie-chan and Fenna- Twins who raise and train the younger demons. They have a handful when it comes to Crash.
Blaze and Rayn- Jocie's brothers and my personal guards. They are so far the only guys in my council.
Shari and Yuki- The new torturers of my kingdom. All who piss me off should now be afraid.
May Onee-chan- the only one aloud to go to the surface world without my permission. She makes natural disasters.
Ky-chan -My right hand girl aka my advisor. She is awesome! But scary when mad...
Yin and Yang- Newbies to the kingdom and my new soul collectors. Someone comes unwillingly, bring out the whip.
Anyone who wants 2 join my kingdom PM ME!! Remember, the Underworld is a Matriarchy ever since I overthrew Hades. So girls are the highest!!

Pets: Cerberus (we all know him), Spots (cat demon), Blades (dog demon with blades protruding from all parts of his body), Crimson ( a devil demon with a thirst for blood. Givin 2 me by my friend Julie), Terror (my demon wolf pup given to me by my friend Jocie), Crash (a new-born cat/dog demon. Is child of Spots and Blades. Has a blade on his tail and dog ears but mostly looks like his mom. Likes crashing in2 things hence his name), NightWatcher (a cute but deadly white cat demon givin 2 me by my twin Tomi), Snowball (a normal snow leopard but deadly when pissed off. Just ask Fenna) Flaming Star (a demon horse given to me by Jocie. Thats like the 3rd pet I got from her. She keeps giving them to me cause of Fenna)

Age: 14

Height: 5'6"

Taken or Single: Single again. I gotta find a guy my age...

Gender: Female

Race: Cat/Inu HanyouWitch

Current School I'm attending: Mew Academy XD

Hanyou Appearence: Cat ears and Cat Tail with dog teeth and claws. Hair is striped black and white

Fav Animes: Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Sailor Moon, Naruto, Yugio, Yugio GX

Fav Pairings: Inu/Kag Ryou/Ichigo Serina/Darien Naru/Sasu (its so damn funny to read), Shika/Tem (perfect or each other), Neji/Ten (srry Onee-chan), San/Mir (If u disagree with this (holds bazooka), Pudd/Tart ( So chibi and So Kawaii), Pai/ Lettuce or Zakuro (Either way works), Keii/Zak (it works people), Masaya/Hell, Kikyo/Bazooka (MWUHAHAHAHA! Girl needs to die)

Fav OC pairings: NaruMika, KishMika, GaaMika, SaiSuki, NejiSuki, ItaSuki, NejiWolf, DeityIta, GaaTara, JocieSessh, SasuToff (Happy Imouto-chan?), SasuTomi, ItaRuk, SasuRuk (they act SO much like each other, it aint funny), KibaKy, MEGxJOSH!! THE BEST PAIRING EVA!!

Least Fav Pairings: Sess/Kag way too weird Kish/Ichigo he is mine!! Naruto/Sakura He is also mine, Jaden/Alexis Dont u people get all the awesome guys are MINE! (Sasu/Saku (She is a BITCH people), Sasu/Karin (SHE'S WORSE THAN SAKURA!), ShikaI/no (Um how bout no?), Mas/Ichi (He is a gay tree hugging bastard), Ry/Pudd (Who comes up with this stuff?!), Ichi/Tart (EWW), Inu/Kik (If u agree with this pairing I will shoot you)

Hated OC pairings: SasuMika (u even TRY this, I'll kill u!),

My anime Family: Mom and Dad-rulers of the Northern Lands/mom is a witch(spell went wrong and ended up giving herself cat ears). dad is a fullfledge demon. Siblings- Jasmine(Inu hanyouWitch) and Alan(Cat Hanyou Witch) (People I made up when I was 3) I'm a triplet in my story Imagination Gone Wild. Can't post it because it isn't a fanfic. Shippo (adopted into the family) Cousins- Inuyasha and Sesshomaru best cousins EVER.

My Fanfiction Family

Wolf (TheSulkingWolf)- Is the BEST Onee-chan you can ever have. She is the one Im closet to, so I tell her almost everything.
May (May5000)- Is my Onee-chan and my idol. If she wanted too she could steal my most evil award. Put her and me in the same room and lets just say all boys should watch out.
Usa (usagiki1234)- Is my Imouto-chan. She always finds a way to make me smile with her hyperness. Sakura and Ichigo better waych out, cause we love to prank and kill them.
Toffee (MewToffee)- My other Imouto-chan. Me, her, and Usa always try to kill the pinkies at any moment. Her favorite TMM character is Ryou. SHE IS OBSESSES! Anyone try to hurt and/or insult her, you will be dead before you know it. Actually no. It will be slow and painful.
Mossy (Mossyleaf)- is my cousin and is a dog demon like Inu and Sesshi. She is the only one that will support the Inuyasha/Kinky-hoe pairing.
Roxie (LittleMissMuffin)- My other Imouto-chan and Toffee's twin. She tries to keep Toffee from going insane alot.
Crys (KotomiOfTheDarkness)- Is really cool and funny. Is my twin and loves my stories. Is obsessed with Sas-gay.
Sali (EternalVampress)- My Onee-chan. Or at least she says so. She is the princess of the vampires and is in love with Deidara. I hope she still has her virginity cause who knows what she does with him XD.
Katari, Danielle (Uchiha's little siter- Danny)- another Imouto-chan! I know her in real life and she is awesome. She is my mini me! The only differnce is she doesnt hate Sas-gay and Suckura.
The Sun Deity (Deity)- ONEE-SAMA! Wolf's real sister. She is awesome. And is the only one who scares Wolf Onee-chan.
VampHybrid (Vamp)- Another Onee-chan. I dont know her well but if Wolf says she's in the family, she's in the family.
Twi Tsi- New Imouto-chan. Can get hyper and I scare her sometimes.
ZepyrFiction (Zepyr-kun)- Another Onii-chan. He's really awesome and writes alot of crossover fics.
Demonic-Kit (Kit Okaa-san)- My FF mom! Dont ask... Shes cool though but can b violent when nessasary... DO NOT threaten her pack. She'll kill u.
The-13th-vampire (Auntie Rena)- My FF aunt and Okaa-san's sister! She's cool!
Tomahawk 3.0 (Toma Onii-chan)- What can I say about Tomahawk othe than he's a mega perv. But he's still cool and a good big bro.

FAVED: 55 times
ALERTED: 25 times
LETS MAKE THOSE NUMBERS GROW!!

TOP 10 MOST HATED ANIME/BOOK GUYS!!

1. Orrochimaru (twitches)
2. Jacob Black (GASP! Some1 beat Sas-gay! Read Eclispe and u'll know why I hate him)
3. Kikyo (hehehehehe)
4. Masaya Aoyoma (DO u need 2 ask)
5. Hidan (I just do)
6. Kakuzu (same as Hidan)
7. Yashamaru (OR WHATEVER THAT BASTARDS NAME IS! HE HURT GAARA AND I WANT HIM DEAD!)
8. Mizuki (He..Called... My... Naru-kun...A... Kyuubi...Brat...KILL!)
9. Taruto (With Pudding I love him but he's annoying)
10. Koga (KAGOME IS INUYASHA'S BITCH DAMMIT!! -gets hit on the head by Kags- Well sorry if I spout the truth)

Fav Songs: There is no alternative, If ihad it my way, Get up, Hero (BY SUPERCHICKS), Sk8er boi, Barlowe girls, Stand in the Rain, High School, and many more Superchick and random songs

Favorite things: anime, chocolate, annoying inuyasha, writing fanfiction, singing, playing with Shippo, casting spells on Inuyasha to turn him into an actual dog, annoying inuyasha, hanging with Sesshi-kun, did I mention annoying Inuyasha,

Fav Animals: Cheetah, Fox, Snow Leopard, Panther

Personality: I have 3

1. Hyper, annoying, loving, jumpy, helpful, crazy, talkative

2. Dark, negative, evil, silent, murderous, suicidal

3. A leader, serious, competitve, abit bossy, smiling

I'm an anime and writer addict. I'm hyper yet I barely smile. I hate yet love life. Yes I am very very very weird. No I am not emo. I get bored easily and loved annoying Inu. My best friends are anime fanatics also. Im very random. ICHARU AND RYOKO CAN GO DIE AND ROT IN HELL!! They are Tara guy friends. I love animals. If you wear fur around me I will go beserk. Angry evil crazy beserk. I love to say whats on my mind. Though that sometimes gets me in trouble. I am a Naruto and Kish fangirl omega. I am violent. Get me mad and I will hurt you, badly. Diss my friends and it will be worse. Diss my love 4 anime consider yourself being sent to hell. Other than that I can not crack a joke to save my life and I laugh at everyting. I will be the most random person you will ever meet. The problem, I can get worse.

My Random Sayings: "I'm random" "DOG EARS!" "I'm gonna kill you" "Icharu must die" "You are a baka" "I'm soooo mean" "Inuyasha, come here so I can annoy you" "I am Sesshi's little sister" "I have a fist and a leg. Dont make me use them" "I hate my life" "My life is awesome" "Hi peoples!" "Mama mia from USA and South Korea" "I like chocolate milk" "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS ALL BARBIES!"


If you are tired of enduring the slander people give you for Anime, you're not alone. The movement has begun.

If you want to join the group of those who fight the popular culutre brainwashing cult, the welcome.

You are now, a Fighting Dreamer.

To be a passive member, just remember who you are, and don't falter in your love of Anime, Fanfiction, and all things random.

To be an ACTIVE member, copy and paste this entire thing into your profile, add your name to the list below, and, if you REALLY wanna get active, e-mail my Onii-kun, ZephyrFiction, telling us that we're not alone.

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!

THE LITTLE SISTER RULES!!

Older brothers never believe when we say its in the rules. Well here is the proof

1. Hate your older brother's girlfriend. They take time away from brother/sister time. Exception: When they give you gifts.
2. Embarrass older siblings cause its your job until they learn to embarrass themselves.
3. Annoy them. Its fun cause parents always take your side.
4. Have a crush on your older brother's best friend. It annoys them.
5. When you dont get your way, fake cry. It always works on them.
6. If that doesnt work, 2 words they cant resist. Puppy eyes.
7. Hugs will get you everything.
8. Punch first ask questions later cause they cant punch back.
9. When you make a deal, get your side first and then break it.
10. Blame your brother for EVERYTHING. You'll usually get away with it.
11. If u know how to play an instrument, unlearn, get an amp, and play it full volume.

Now we little sisters finally have proof. (All little sisters!! Plz PM me if I forgot one)

Y BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a
boyfriend
named
Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
The
three most
popular
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
OKAY,
but
he REALLy
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
course
she
did, everyone
did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
steal
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
Jack
if
he wanted
to
go to the movies. Ashley heard
everything...what
movie
theatre
and what
time.

Ashley approached the movies that night
and
followed Jack
and
Courtney.
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
to
each
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
theatre.
Courtney
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
boring
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
window.
Jack and
her
were

messing
around and Ashley watched the whole
thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
few
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
her
closet
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
much.
Next
to
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
movie
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
would
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
died
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
haunt
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to
know
about
Courtney.

Didu know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

These are 12 signs that you are falling in love...

12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over again...

11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with him/her...

10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...

9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...

8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no reason.

7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...

6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.

5. He/She becomes all you think about.

4. You'll get high just by their smell...

3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to yourself
when you think about them..

2. You'll do anything for him/her...

1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time.
Now make a wish : put this on ur profile as "these are the 12 signs of falling in love"
and something good will happen to you tonight:X:X:X:X

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

Send to 11-15 and your wishes will come true in a couple of days... like
soon!
& gt;... IF YOU DONT REPOST, OR SEND THIS, HOWEVER, YOUR WISH WILL COME
TRUE... BUT
AS THE OPPOSITE! (LIKE IF U WANT SOMEONE TO GO OUT WITH U, THEY WONT!!...SO THINK BEF ORE NOT REPOSTING!! ( I am VERY superstitious. Comes with being Italian)

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!

When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

No means No

"Can we have sex right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl"

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.

To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get
down on her knees open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
never again

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I LIKE BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN o I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I am RELATED to a SATANIST, so I MUST be one.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Itachi
2. Naruto
3. Gaara
4. Tobi
5. Deidara
6. Sasori
7. Kiba
8. Akamaru
9. Hinata
10. Iruka
11. Kakashi
12. Pein

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

HELL NO!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Not really. he's more 5 year old Kawaii

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Is that possible?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yep

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(barfs)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine cause at least its boy/girl

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Okay, rewind. OMG. No, that is just wrong!

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

I got nothing.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

There better not be.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Dogs and evil actually mix

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

TOBI WENT CRAZY!!

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

What's het?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I dont know.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I hope not!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

TOUCHE!!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Who let the dog out?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Yaoi

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Naruto, ur my best student. Wanna meet me at Ichiraku's?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I would just hope there isnt a relationship between 2 and 8

20) How emo is Seven?

None

THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Naruto, Akamaru, Tachi-chan, Gaara

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? NARUMIKA,NejiWolf, Shikatema, SasuNaru (when Im bored)

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi (SasuNaru) When Im bored

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? No (cries) But if I did I would go as my Naruto OC

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Website, fanfic, and books (that i checked out of the library), and 1 card

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? NARUTO IS MINE! And maybe Gaara.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina cause Naruto is MINE!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru (cause I get bored easily)

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Kakashi, GO ANTI-GRAVITY HAIR!

10. Do you support the obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? No!!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Of course!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? ITACHI IS MY BEST FRIEND!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Pro cause he's my big brother!!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? No (cries)

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? No, but Ive read alot.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No way!

17. Sub or dub? dub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? ANTI! PINKIE MUST DIE!

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny. KAWAII

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? My friend told me he was something Uchiha and the true leader of the akasuki

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?Neither. He is a YOUTFUL bastard

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Orrochimaru and Deidara

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird... (twitch) Must kill

24. Which character would be best OOC? Neji

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? I have one. SO YEAH!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? No and I love Orrochimaru. (hint sarcasm) Of course I do!

27. Do you like lemons? YEAH!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No way in hell

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Not yet

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? HELL YEAH!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? No cause I cannot draw

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'? Yes when I draw random village symbols. Hehe

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No clue

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I have been broke all my life

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Maybe...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL!

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: No

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Hell no! I got nightmares because of that!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Maybe... Yes your point?

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Maybe... HELL YES NEXT TO INUYASHA AND TOKYO MEW MEW!! ANIME/MANGA RULE!

LIST YOUR TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU ARE IN THE ANIME (use 2 b pokemon)

1.Naruto
2.Itachi
3.Tobi
4.Gaara
5.Deidara
6.Pein
7.Hinata
8. Sasori
9.Temari
10. Sai

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Hey Naru-kun!! If you wanna make out wait till the sun comes. Then go back to sleep

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
TOBI GET THE HELL OUT!!

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
EEWW!! GAARA-SAN SHE'S UR SISTER!!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Oh god..

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Sneak a kiss then run away

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Coolio!! But Naruto is still mine.

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
HAHA!! Sas got hurt.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
I would make fun of them with her. They're esy targets

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Wouldnt really care

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Shout some rant then mess up so I end up saving him

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do?
Use it to his advantage and molest me. Which I would happily let him.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A homemade card cause he's kawaii like that

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Use his sand to put it out while saving me all at the same time

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Get a perverted grin

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Me marry Sai? Well if I had to, Naruto would stop the wedding, beat the crap out of Sai, and steal me into the sunset

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Comfort me

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
By yelling at me like a crazy coach

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Look at me weirdly

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Cause people says Im his female counterpart aka soulmate and I love him

Number 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Itachi loves Tem? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
My dad would try to kill him. He's overprotective like that. Then my mom would gush at how AH-dorable he is

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
Gaara is seriously messed up

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
HELL NO!!

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Make him fall in love with me then break his

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
WTF?!

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him
To go meet Rukia (my BFF)

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
TEMARI IS BI?!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
NO WAY!! NARUTO IS MINE!!

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
I dont wanna know

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
HELL NO!!

Would 2 trust 5?
No. Itachi trusts no one

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Sai: Poke
Gaara: Kill

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Dei- Art
Naruto- Lunch (RAMEN!!)

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
I have no clue. Probably something toxic

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Hina- Author
Tem- pilot

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
No

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Nope

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Temari's undying love for Shikamaru

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Oh no. There they go again

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
Mayhem.

5 and 6 did a workout together?
MY EYES!!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
His invite got lost in the mail (nooooo)

7 won the lottery?
Maybe then she could buy herself some lessons on self esteem

8 had quite a big secret?
Probably that he loves Dei. Which isnt a secret

9 became a singer?
Sweet!!

10 got a daughter?
Sai got pregnant? BAD MENTAL IMAGES!!

What would 1 think of 2?
Naruto: Evil bastard

How would 3 greet 4?
Tobi:HI DEIDARA-SEMPAI
Every1 else: TOBI SHUT UP!!

What would 4 envy about 5?
Nothing. Gaara is perfect

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Who knows

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Nothing

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Nothing. Hinata would b to shy to get mad

Where would 8 meet 9?
No where. Unless he wants his ass whooped big time.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
I love you

What would make 10 scared of 1?
If he stole Naruto's ramen on a dare

Is 3 Gay?
NOPE!!

How do you feel right now?
Bored

Anime Quiz!

I found this on sakuuya's profile (she begged for me to give her credit) and decided to fill it out.

1. What is your character's full name? Mika-Zuki Taisho

2. What do her friends call her? Mika-chan, Zuki

3. Where does she live?Japan fuedal era, and Tokyo

4. What is her greatest strength? Her magic

5. What is her biggest weakness? Her cat like instincts to play with anything fuzzy

Physical Traits

1. How old is your character? 13

2. How tall is she? 5' 6"

3. How much does she weigh? 110

4. What's her general body type? Tall and kinda slim

5. What color is her skin? A little paler than normal

6. Her eyes? Cat like and gold

7. Her hair? Long and is black and white striped

8. Describe her hairstyle.Always wears it in a ponytail held up by a black ribbon

9. Is she left- or right-handed? Right

10. Describe her everyday clothing. Jeans, and dark color t-shirts. She usually has on black gym shoes

11. Does she wear makeup? No way in hell

12. Does she wear glasses? Nope

History

1. What country is your character from?Japan fuedal era

2. What is the name of her hometown?Northern lands of fuedal era japan

3. If she's not a native, how did she end up in Tokyo? She's a native

4. Does she have any deep, dark secrets in her past that might come back to haunt her? Yes

5. How well-known is she in her school/community?Yes cause she causes alot of trouble

Family

1. Was your character raised by her parents?Kind of but she was really raised by her cousins (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru) more cause her parent were always too busy ruling the kingdom

2. What do her parents/foster parents do for a living? Rule the Northern lands of the feudal era

3. How well does she get along with her parents? She gets along with them well and her dad always calls her his "little kitten"

4. Does she have any brothers/sisters? If so, describe them. Jasmine- Is alot like Sesshomaru except she does show emotion every once and awhile. Alan- Is a goody goody and is the youngest triplet. She is always against anything that causes trouble and/or fighting

5. What is her home life like? She usually isnt at home and is always on some adventure

6. Is her family connected to the Mew Project in any way? Nope

Relationships

1. Does your character have a significant other? If so, describe them.Dont get the question

2. Who is her best friend? Her sisters

3. Does she have any enemies? If so, who are they and why don't they like her? Tart who likes to annoy her, Naraku who she hates with a passion, and Kikyo who needs to rot in hell

4. How does she think other people perceive her? She is different and is really hyper

5. Name three things your character hates in others. Smartasses, Bullies, and annoying midget (coughTartcough)

6. Is she a part of any clubs or groups? No but she has private martial arts lessons.

7. Generally, how well does she get on with people?Okay if they dont piss her off

Personality

1. List your character's role models/heroes/idols.Sesshomaru (Her favorite cousin)

2. List one short-term and one-long term goal she has.Short: to kill Naraku and Kikyo. Long: To bring peace in the feudal era between Demons, sorserouses, and humans

3. Does she have any irrational fears? The dark.

4. How does she generally treat others?Good unless they piss her off (all shall run)

5. Does she trust people easily?Depends

6. Is she introverted or extroverted?Depends on what mood she's in

7. What's her most annoying habit? Her sugar rushes

8. What's her favorite food? Cookies and sugar

9. Favorite beverage? Coke

10. Does she hate any particular foods? Vegetables

11. What's her favorite color? Purple

12. What makes her angry?Alot of things

13. What annoys her? Cheerleaders and her cousin drooling over Kikyo

14. What embarasses her? Alot of things

15. What is your character's religion? They dont have religions in the feudal era

16. Is she devout or impious? Huh?

17. Is she deliberate or spontaneous? Spontaneous

18. How does she react to being made fun of? Must kill

19. What's her image song?Beauty from Pain By Superchick

Lifestyle

1. Does your character have a job?Yep. killing demons who desturb the peace in the modern era

2. What are her hobbies? Singing, martial arts, and eating sugar

3. How does she get around? Running. She is a half demon

4. Where are her hangout places? The forest outside the park

5. What does she read? Anything

6. Describe her house.Feudal era- A giant castle that she hates cause it shows off her royalty Modern- A two story house with 7 rooms. Its really big

7. Is it in a good neighborhood?Yeah

8. Does she have any musical talent? Singing and playing the guitar

9. How does she like her eggs done? Scrambles

10. Is she a good cook? No way in hell

11. Does she have any pets? One black cat named Midnight

Mew Stuff

1. What is your character's Mew identity?Mew Mika

2. What animal DNA does she have? Cheetah

3. Where's her mark?2 cat tails in the shape of a cresent moon on her palm

4. Does her hair/eyes change color when she transforms? No

5. What's her henshin phrase?Mew Mew Mika! Metamorphosis

6. Describe her fuku (outfit). Depends on what story she's in. (Mika is in alot of my friends stories)

7. Describe her weapon. Cheetah Baton. A long baton that is yellow with black spots

8. What is her attack phrase? Ribbon Cheetah Slash!

9. About how powerful is she?Around Ichigo's power though she doesnt show it off.

10. Does she have any non-superpowered combat skills?She's an awesome fighter and has demon like powers from being a hanyou

11. How does she feel about being a Mew? Its awesome.

Here's a little test for you to find out if your OC is a Mary Sue:

1. Is their name in Japanese and/ or is it really long? Maybe... CRAP!!

2. Does a canon character easily fall in love with them? Well Kish flirts with her to annoy her at first but it takes him awhile to actually love her so NOPE!

3. Is everyone fond of them? Hell no

4. Do they have more perfections than flaws? Nuh uh

5. Are they more powerful than most of the canon characters? No

6. Does every person of the opposite gender think they're cute/ hot/ pretty? (chuckles) I wish

7. Are they constantly described in your story as "wonderful/ gorgeous/ beautiful/ swift/ the best"? More likely annoying, sadistic, crazy, mental, hyper, did I mention annoying?

8. Do they have more than just a couple talents/ powers? Yeah (cries) strike 2.

9. Do they have some sob story on how their parents died and how growing up was miserable? No. Her parents are alive in Inuyasha fics. With Naruto fics she has Naruto, her best friend, and with TMM she usually has her friends.

10. Do they have great hair, beautiful eyes, awesome body, and a supposed "great personality"? Not really

If you answered "yes" to 3/4 or more of these questions, then your OC truly is a Mary Sue. YAY!! MIKA ISNT A MARY SUE!!

Everyone: SHUT UP!!
Mika: Well sorry.

Yes I live in my own little anime world (yeah Im talking to u, u damn flamers). If u have a problem with that well SCREW U AND GET A LIFE CAUSE I HAVE AN ANIME ONE!

Author quiz (done by Mika)

1: The Youthful Wolf
2: ZephyrFiction
3: Tomahawk 3.0
4: Winged Black Angel
5: Demonic Kit
6: XXUsagiki The Underworld GirlX
7: Cherrie-Sakura
8: Unbelievably Dazzled
9: xXBloodyRiverxX
10: theallpowerfullme

1.) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Randomness insues

2.) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Umm... Bad Sali! No taking Okaa-san to a strip club

3.) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?

I would choose Wolf Onne-chan cause she's older and more funny

4.) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Oh My God...

5.) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Toma Onii-chan falling in love with Usa? Meg's jealous? Chaos happens. And Onii-chan goes tto jail for being a pedophile.

6.) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

Toffee Imouto-chan jumps me? I would probably dodge her but if someone had to save me it would be Zephyr Onii-sama cause Cherrie wouldn't be able to handle her and Tyler-chan wouldn't be much help either

7.) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

The kitchen is set on fire... BY ME AND TOFFEE AND USA!!

8.) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What do you do?

Cry hysterically. She's my Okaa-sa. If she got hurt I would b a zombie.

9.) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

I would say Tomahawk would marry Meg because Toffe would drive him insane plus she's WAY younger than him and Sali would fight with him about religion.

10.) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Well she would probably demand for soemthing... I just dont knw what. But Okaa-san doesnt knw Onii-sama so she wouldn't go through with it and I would havta use my awesome demon powers to save him.

13.) Everyone gangs up on 5. Does 5 have a chance in hell?

Yeah because Okaa-san is scary as hell when she's pissed. And she would hav me to help.

14.) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Her writing skills pwn!

15.) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Shit... Bad Okaa-san and Sali-chan... I would lock them in a closet...

16.) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Their protesting cause of my lack of updating and I would sick Cerberus on them. They run like hell, I laugh my ass of...

17.) 2 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Onii-sama would probably tell Meg to write the a story with the most crossovers ever and get at least 100 reviews by chap 10.

Meg would fail because though her story is uber awesome, she wouldnt get enough reviews...

18.) For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should she share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?

Probably Sali cause they both believe the same things.

19.) What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I'd kill her... Sorry Onee-chan...

20.) 6 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

BAD USA!! NO SUGAR FOR A MONTH!!

21.) 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?’

Both must me high on crack...

22.) 2 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

I'd kick him and make him scream in pain to satisfy my own needs of being sadistic..

23.) 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

YAY!!

24.) 3 got into the hospital somehow?

Probably pissed off Suki...

25.) You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to brake your leg. What does 2 do?

Rant abbout how stupid I was then get me to a hospital...

26.) It's your birthday. What will 4 give you?

A new demon? THANKS TOFFEE!!

27.) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Comfort me. She is my Okaa-san

28.) You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction?

HOLY SHIT!!

29.) You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I dont look that bad do I?

30.) 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?

Just go ask Josh XD

31.) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

OH MY FUCKING NARUTO!!

RANDOM NUMBER!) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

Probably set up the internet and r now reading TMM fics

32.) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

She pokes back

33.) If you had to select three of the people above to be a part of your own epic team of Anime hopping heroes, who would they be?

OKAA-SAN!! (5) Cause she's cool like that

Tomahawk (3) cause he's also cool like that

and Toffee (4) because she's just awesome like that

34.) You see 1 and 5 sitting under a tree together, what are they doing?

Talking about me...

35.) 4 seems depressed Why so, and how do you cheer them up?

I'll kick the bastards ass...

36.) WHat would happen if 8 and 10 got together to prank 3?

Hilarity happens

37.) You see 2 passed out on a couch Your reaction?

Should I do the prank? Wheres the whip cream?

38.) 9 comes to you crying their eyes out. Why and how do you help?

I kick all their asses

39.) It's karaoke night with you, 2, 7 and 10. What songs are sung by you four?

Me, Cherrie, and Tyler would sing This is the song that never ends and Onii-sama would yell at us to stop

40.) You see a ghost. who would you go to for help?

OKAA-SAN!!

41.) If you had to go A: Bungee Jumping, B: Scuba Diving and C: Sky Diving, who would you take with for each activity. (And no chickening out)

A: 3 (cause he would force me not to do it)

B: Same

C: Same

42.) You're all alone, in a complete sea of depression. Who'd come along and take you by the hand, and show you again that life's worth living?

All of them cause they all love me!!

43) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Blood, guts, and gore. Where's the popcorn?

44) What might 4 shout whilst charging into battle?

FOR SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!

45) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

7 cause Cherrie-sama is older and hopefully a better fighter

46) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 6's secret organization. 7 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for 6. Meanwhile, 6 has kidnapped 4 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 2, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. Any comments? And if this were afanfic, what title would you give it?

They would epically fail no matter what cause nothing can stop Usa when she has had PIE!! Plus since its an evil orginazation I would help her

Wolf and Vampire vs. Hyper Evil Bunny Demon WHO WOULD WIN?!

47) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Murder

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"My Soul is damned to Hell anyway. A funeral ain't gonna fix shit."- Spilled Blood of the Holy One (MY STORY FROM MY WRITING NOTEBOOK)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

computer monitor

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

SpongeBob

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:36

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

the TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

this morning. To go to school (barf)

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

my Ipod

9. What are you wearing?

jeans and a Supergirl sshirt

10. Did you dream last night?

yep.

11. When did you last laugh?

Today in gym with Rukia

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

italian flags

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Fine

15. What is the last film you saw?

Casper Meets Wendy

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

BOOKS!! VIDEO GAMES!! NARUTO STUFF!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Eh... IDK. im an open book

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Become dictator

19. Do you like to dance?

Sometimes

20. George Bush

suxs

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Italia

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jaden

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Nah

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING HERE?! GET BACK DOWN TO HELL!!

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1. Are We Trying To Get Ourselves Killed? » reviews
We were idiots when we followed the two akatsuki members out of our classroom. But I think that was the point. We were known to do stupid things. One character death. NejixOC SaixOC SasuxOC OCx?
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2. CONTEST ALERT! » reviews
details inside. Lets see what you can do with this idea. I've tried to do it myself and it seems hard.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Kish
3. Messin' with the Mews » reviews
You know the game. Send in your questions and dares for the TMM cast. We're gonna have lots of fun while also torturing Inuyasha. Rating raised from language by me, ITKL, and Inuyasha.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,688 - Reviews: 222 - Updated: 10-5-09 - Published: 6-14-08
4. Death's Second Chance » reviews
DISCONTINUED
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5. Last Light » reviews
SUBMIT A MEW FIC! "Their the last light this world has..." "But what if they fail?" "They can't." SUBMIT UR MEW!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 7-21-09 - Published: 3-13-09
6. Diary of a last mew reviews
Everything, everything felt wrong. I knew deep down something bad was going to happen today and I was right. For once I wished my gut feeling was wrong." Rated T for character death
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-17-09 - Ichigo M. - Complete
7. Doggie Love reviews
2-shot I made for my friend Ky-chan. Flames will be used to roast hot dogs and make smores! KibaOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-23-09 - Kiba I.
8. I'll remember you always reviews
Mika is missing and the team members of Team 7 can't find her. Hopefully they will before its too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-15-09 - Naruto U. - Complete
9. Elemental Aliens » reviews
Ryou wants to give the mews a break. So he decides to infuse 5 new girls. But he doesn't exactly give them animal genes. R&R! Story is better than summary. Rated for language.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 132 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 7-2-08
10. Love for an Uchiha reviews
Toffee has always loved Sasuke. Who knew one comment could bring on a chain reaction of events? SasuOC aka SasuToff NaruOC aka NaruMika slight NejiOC aka NejiSuki. Rated T for my language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-20-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete
11. Rival Love reviews
Neji walks by the river and hears his rival crying. What will he do? Slight NejixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-16-09 - Neji H. - Complete
12. You Said You Loved Me reviews
Sasuke why? Was it all a lie?" "No Sakura. It wasn't." "You can't prove that." "I know. I'm sorry." Sakux? KanxOC NaruxHina OCx?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-18-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
13. A Second Chance: with a twist » reviews
The journey with Inuyasha and the gang has ended and Inuyasha would do anything to see Kagome again. Even if it meant putting up with his crazy cousins, Shippo, and his stuck up brother
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-23-08 - Published: 5-5-08
14. Dog Ears x2 » reviews
The gang meets a girl who is traveling with Sesshomaru and looks alot like Inuyasha. Who is she and what secret is Sesshomaru hiding?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 3-23-08
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