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Author has written 31 stories for Kim Possible, Danny Phantom, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Lion King, How I Met Your Mother, Shakespeare, and Electric Company, 2009. I am most certainly and definitely a female. :) I'm a Christian, a vegetarian, and I fancy myself as an author. My favorite poems are "The Rainy Day" and "The Raven". I'm a fan of many daily comic strips, the movie Ratatouille, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog, "Danny Phantom, "Wordgirl", and used to be a big fan of "Kim Possible," hence the numerous fics written for that category. I'm just now dabbling into the fandom of "How I Met Your Mother," though I'm turned off by the adult concepts in it. If you can't tell (although I hope it's obvious), my name is a vegetarian play on Bart Simpson's famous catchphrase "Don't have a cow, man!" I thank God for my gift of writing. Any "thank yous" I get are great but direct all the real praise to Him, please. I don't write/publish much Christian fiction--yet--but I'm hoping that, as I hone my writing ability, that'll change. The point of this life, after all, is giving glory to Him! Announcements: Finding Himself" is, I think, just about over. I'm not discounting it completely, though--my muse is a funny thing. If you have a prompt you think I might like to write, feel free to drop me a line. Feedback is great and inspiration is fuel! I have been nominated for numerous awards. The (Kim Possible) 4th Annual Fannie Awards: "Best New Writer"; "Best Young Author"; "Best Alternative Pairing Story" (my short fic Soul Mates); "Best AU Alternate Universe Story" (my longer story I Think Some Serious Physics Just Happened); and "Best Short Story" (also I Think Some Serious Physics Just Happened). KPWG (The Kim Possible Writers Guild), for which I have written precisely one episode kicker, was also nominated for "Best Writing Team." The (Doctor) Horrible Awards: "The Evil Laugh in Progress Award" (Best Work In Progress) for Going Against the Grain...plus two more for which I selfishly but legally nominated myself. Also, I've been nominated for the "Caring Hands Award" (Best Fandom Supporter) for moderating and creating Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Forum! :D XXX I do not like/approve of slash (homosexual pairings), for reasons pertaining to my Christian faith. I am an official, active betareader. I'm the moderator of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Forum here on Fanfiction.net. I'm also on the RonStoppable dot Net boards under the same username as here: Donteatacowman. You can view my old Kim Possible music videos on Youtube at http://www.youtube.com/user/Donteatacowman. Disclaimer: I don't own anything posted here except my own words (which, for all I know, may be able to be claimed by someone else), and I haven't made any profit from them. Abandoned Writing Projects: An unnamed sequel to "And I Escaped!" Abandoned because of lack of plot after exposition. Mostly the aftermath of Zorpox. Size: 2,817 words. Adventure/Humor. Current Writing Projects: Various fics, as the mood strikes, for How I Met Your Mother as well as for Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog. My main outlet now, I think, is going to be Danny Phantom; but that once again depends on my fickle, fickle muse. A couple other, smaller Dr. Horrible and How I Met Your Mother fanfictions (as well as the ones here) can be found at my Livejournal. It also holds most of my original fiction and poetry--speaking of which, here's the link to my FictionPress account! | |||||||||||
1. Lucky 13 reviewsIt's Friday the 13th, and you know what that means!: Johnny 13/Kitty fluff. Kitty takes Johnny to a secret location. Kissing ensues! And also a bit of ghostly mayhem, 'cause really, what's the fun without that?Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-09 - Johnny 13 & Kitty - Complete2. Rediscovering Home reviewsIt was a hard decision to tear down the Fenton Portal, but a necessary one. That's what Maddie thinks until she discovers that her son has been stranded in the Ghost Zone! And what does this have to do with the disappearance of Phantom? Oneshot.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-2-09 - Maddie F. & Danny F. - Complete3. Monster In The Mirror reviewsOneshot. Ever since the accident, Danny's reflection in the mirror has always been that of Phantom, even when he's in human form. Rated T for horror themes.Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-31-09 - Danny F. - Complete4. Human reviewsDanny regained something important in the course of Phantom Planet: his humanity. But good things never last, especially when Fate has her eye on you and when everyone is sure you're better off half-dead.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-09 - Danny F. & Sam M. - Complete5. Stuck reviewsDanny's stuck in the Thermos again. Usually, someone'd let him out soon enough, right? But this time, everyone he knows has died! Oh crap! What's our protagonist gonna do? Stew over his angst and anger, that's what. For the DP Day o' Angst.Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-1-09 - Danny F. & Dan Phantom - Complete6. So Close, Too Far reviews100-word drabble for the kids' TV show "The Electric Company." Pairing: Danny/Lotte. Why? Because I can.Electric Company, 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-09 - Danny R. - Complete7. Ah, I Remember reviewsIt was in the bleak December, and the lonely dying Ember wrought her ghost upon the floor.... Rambly little angst piece. Inspired by Poe's "The Raven."Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-11-09 - Ember - Complete8. Phantasm: A Ghost Story reviewsHe WAS Danny Fenton, he had to be, no one could fake the way he was gripping his friends as if they were his only connection to life itself or the way his expression was just so DANNY even when he was terrified out of his mind...Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-6-09 - Danny F. & Dash B. - Complete9. How Billy Buddy Got His PhD In Horribleness reviewsOrigin fic. Billy started out as a normal kid, all things considered--a normal kid, and a very imaginative one at that. He'd always wanted to be an inventor, and took to salvaging pieces of junk from the trash, "inventing" whatever he could.... Oneshot.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete10. Finding Himself » reviewsTable of Contents in Chapter 1. Who is Dr. Horrible? Let's try to answer that question. Collective one-shots, ranging from the angsty to the fluffy to the just-for-fun, with no regard to chronology. This chapter:Horrible shows up for a certain appointmentDr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 8-31-09 - Published: 5-30-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy11. All You Need Is Love reviewsInspired by the Beatles song of the same name. A drabble. Dr. Horrible hears the song on the radio and thinks of Penny.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-22-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Penny - Complete12. Quietly Awesome reviewsBarney went to MacLaren's to be alone. When Robin comes through the door, he doesn't quite know what to do.... Barney/Robin, in a way. But no kissy mushy stuff.How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-27-09 - Barney S. & Robin S.13. Montague and CapuletThe basic plot of the Shakespeare classic The Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet--in rhyme! Woo!Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Published: 5-28-09 - Complete14. You Know You Were the Taco, Right? reviewsBarney and Robin stop for Tex-Mex and the conversation takes a turn for the relationship-y. From the BarneyRobin Finale Drabblethon. Prompt: "You know that you were the taco, right?"How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-25-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete15. Going Against the Grain » reviewsA new villain enters the ELE-- for no reason but a simple murder. Tie Die balks at this, but something keeps pulling the two criminals together, especially once Bad Horse pulls his own little trick that neither of them quite agree with...Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,598 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 1-17-09 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete16. Sailor Across The Crowded Floor reviewsHe's trying to ignore the brunette across the room, he really is. But he can't help himself. He has to torture himself by getting closer. Despite the specified categories, this isn't overly romantic nor angsty--just a one-sided Barney/Robin oneshot.How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-09 - Barney S. & Robin S. - Complete17. Decades of Denial reviewsThat Mufasa. Dummy. HE had hunted the gazelle, had killed it himself! He was a prodigy, a wonder! But his cretin of a brother had taken all the credit. Again. A little ficlet born from Scar's "Be Prepared."Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-24-09 - Complete18. You're not Drakken! reviewsDr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog/Kim Possible crossover. A green-skinned woman with a fake-looking mustache directed Kim and Ron's heroic intentions to a certain amateur villain's hideout. Yet no beating! Is it going to be the Senior's all over again?Crossover - Kim Possible & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-22-08 - Kim P. & Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete19. Horrible reviewsSpoilers inside. Oneshot. Billy's night on October 31. Rated "T" for horror themes. I was generous with the rating- this doesn't go beyond the creepy, angsty factor.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-08 - Dr. Horrible/Billy & Moist - Complete20. Evil reviewsHe was slipping. Not Dr. Horrible- certainly not- but Billy was. Or, rather, he was numb. Nothing. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog oneshot- not a poem, per se. But chock-full of poetic angst.Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-26-08 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete21. The Strange Self Insert reviewsThe title, basically. No planned continuation. Random one-shot. A portal opens in the Kim Possible world, and a crazed fangirl pops out.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-25-08 - Ron S. & Kim P.22. Kim's Sonnet reviewsIndeed a continuation of "Is He Really Gone?" and "Zorpox's Sonnet", this time written from Zorpox's perspective as he gloats over the body of his defeated foe -- Kim Possible.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-25-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete23. I Think Some Serious Physics Just Happened » reviewsRon gives his life for Kim, but wakes up alone on a street corner… in our world. With nothing but the clothes he died in on his back and the power of imagination, can he learn to cope in a world with no super heroes, Bueno Nachos, or happily ever afters?Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 8-13-08 - Ron S. - Complete24. Shuffle Challenge: All Kim Possible, All the Time reviews10 different drabbles inspired by 10 different songs. No specific characters/pairings, nor are any of the different drabbles necessarily related to each other. Fun to write, and hopefully to read!Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-6-08 - Complete25. Soul Mates reviewsThe KP characters finally meet their loves. Hopefully this will break me out of my writer's block. Don't read if you detest alternate pairings.Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-1-08 - Complete26. Fiddlesticks reviewsAn episode kicker for "Bad Boy". Whatever happened to our favorite villainous duo after the last lair exploded? Originally submitted to KPWG's "Episode Kickers" before I realized a kicker was already written!Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-11-08 - Drakken & Shego - Complete27. Zorpox's Sonnet reviewsA certain blue villain has triumphed over his arch-nemesis, Kim Possible. Drakken? No, Zorpox! Kim regrets the loss of her best friend. A poem inspired by Mengsk's review for "Is He Really Gone?"Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete28. The Naco reviewsHave you ever wanted to taste a naco? Well, here is your own custom-made recipe for all the cheese-lovers out there! Originally posted on wikihow. Warning: Not for the lactose intolerant.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-08 - Ron S. & Rufus - Complete29. And I escaped! » reviewsAll Ron’s suppressed bad feelings rolled into one, with no sense of morality, his hidden mechanical and fighting talents, and a bit of Ron’s natural flamboyancy- these all add up to create the greatest supervillain the world has ever known!Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,939 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-6-08 - Published: 4-2-08 - Ron S. & Kim P. - Complete30. Confession of an Ultimate Monkey Master reviewsRon's POV as he thinks about his Mystical Monkey Power. A super-quick oneshot.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-08 - Ron S. - Complete31. Is he really gone? reviewsKim's POV as Ron, as Zorpox, has beaten her. A short poem I think would be worth half a minute of your time.Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-2-08 - Kim P. & Ron S. - Complete
