Hello, hello, hello :) I humbly welcome you to my profile. (Why you'd be here, though, is unknown to me)

As for story updates, sometimes they're quick sometimes, well . . . not so quick. (Procrastination is my first, middle and last name.)

"Woof" mooed the chicken. Keep this in mind and you can acomplish almost anything.

Yup.

TMDA is deleted. Maybe I'll start over some other day.

So, here's some random stuff for you to chew on:

My Name? Well, its long and weird. I don't know anyone who has the same name as me (I even went as far as googling it . . . still no results) I asked my mom why I have such an odd name, she shrugged and said, "I like names that no one else has." Funny, because I know people that have the same names as my brother and sister-_- well, just call me K., I suppose.

My Age? Huh, too young in my opinion. Though, apparently, you can't tell by my writing style (so I've heard, but I have no idea what that means...)

My Gender? God, I should just keep you guessing as if it's not obvious. (I hope it is) But since I'm nice, (LIES) I'll tell you I'm a girl. (TRUTHS!)

I like things. Lots of things. What you want me to be more specific?

Fine . . .

My favourite sports, etc include: Running, Volleyball, Yoga . . . I also have a strange obsession with stretching if that counts . . .

Favourite music? Well, I listen to almost anything :) But my most favourite band in the world is Seether, always has been, always will be .

My favourite books: Hm . . . tough, but I can tell you now that I'm not into that Twilight nonsense that every other girl seems to love (no offence people) I love the Pagan Choronicles (I totally recommend them if you like stuff from the Middle Ages, and tons of comedy) Yeah . . .

I also enjoy writing, (duh?) Drawing and of course, Video Games.

My absolute favourite series is Legend of Zelda

Hm . . . what else?

Well, I'm a very odd person. I can't make my mind up about anything. Like, if you say something is horrible, I'd come up with reasons to contradict that, and if the next day, you say that thing is great, I'll come up with reasons to say it's horrible. Weird.

Okay, Now I'll go into my fics for a bit.

Arranged Love-

This was probably the first story I ever began and finished that wasn't a school assignment. It's quite a pitiful piece if I look on it now XD but, it holds importance. It was also the first romantic thing I'd ever tried, yeah that was a fail, too XD It's a bit rushed as well, but I have no intention of editing, IT HOLDS IMPORTANCE. I want to look back on it in a few years and see how I've changed. Well, anyway, if you're interested in something cute and dramatic, read away, friend!

To Meet Again-

I didn't put way too much thought into this story, it was written out of randomness, so updates aren't frequent. I keep changing how I want things so yeah, it could take a while to finish. A much more dramatic story than "Arranged Love" but a bit more random too, Hehe . . . Sheik. Any way, if you like soap operas, read it ;)

I Don't Understand-

Yeah, neither do I. This was written on a whim. I was in a pretty crap mood and mad for some reason, so I had to write it. It's the first time I've written in First Person, too. And I felt sorry for Dante (I don't care if he's not real! D:) When you buy a video game or whatever, it comes with a manuel thing that tells the story and whatnot, but the characters don't get that, they have to figure everything out! They don't even get to watch cut scenes of people they thought were their friends, plotting against them! Now I'm getting mad again. Read it if you like to dig into people's minds and think about what they might be feeling.

PREP

() You own a cell phone.
(x)you own something from abercrombie
(x)You own something from pacsun
(x)you own something from Hollister
(x)You own something from American Eagle
()You love/like going to the mall.
(x) You own an iPod/MP3 player.
(x)You love Starbucks.
()You have been called a brat.
()You hate buying things that are on sale
()You have more than one house
Total : 6

GOTHIC

(x)Black is one of your favorite colors.
(x)You have thought about death.
()You wear chains.
()You like heavy metal.
(x) You've shopped at Hot Topic.
()You have worn black lipstick.
(x)Your hair was/is dark.
()You dislike preps.
(x)You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 5

PUNK

() You can skateboard
(x) You've worn plaid.
(x)You like Converse
()You hate MTV
(x)You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
() You dislike pink.
()You hate/dislike preps.
() You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 3

GEEK

(x) You love the computer.
() You like Harry Potter.
(x) you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
() You get straight A's.
(x)You love/like reading.
()You were/are in band
(x)You don't care what you look like.
()You have a curfew.
()You always do your homework.
()you never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 4

EMO

()You cut yourself over depression
()You have been depressed.
(x)You have black rimmed glasses.
() You like the band Evanescence
(x)you cry easily
(x) You like emo music.
(x)You hate being called emo.
(x)You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
()you have written a sad poem
(x)you think emo chicks/Guys are hot.
Total : 6

GHETTO/GANGSTA

()You like rap.
()You are/was in a gang.
()You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
(x) You swear once in a while or alot
(x)You have freestyled.
(x)You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
()You can break dance
Total : 3

HARDCORE/SCENE

(x) You like loud music
() You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
()You never walk anywhere.
() you wear slip-on shoes.
(x) You wear/wore Vans.
()You like the band panic! at the disco.
(x)You wear band t-shirts.
(x)People have called you a freak and meant it.
()You love to "hardcore" dance
()hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 4

ATHLETIC

() You watch/watched the Superbowl.
(x) You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
()You collect your jerseys.
() you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
(x)You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
() your garage consists of sports equiptment
(x) You belong/belonged to a school team.
()You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
() You have a specific number
Total : 3

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Closet fell on me XD

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Blue and Green walls, couple of posters, pictures, a calender and a painting :) OH! and a little hammock thing with stuffed animals in it :D

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Not that I know of...

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? All!

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? Around 6:30 am

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? I'm not sure

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? I'm not sure . . . nothing yet.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? A ratty old blanket HAHA.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'6 1/2 ish

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Yeah . . . sometimes

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? A bit hehe.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't know

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't know . . . I use victoria's secret body sprays :)

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't know... it's all good :)

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Outer Space :D

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee . . . i live for the coffee :D

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Ish all good :)

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Probably food...

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? I'm not sure.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Like anybody HOW?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Noooo.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Meh. . . don't really care.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yep

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?a doggie :)

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? No . . . well, I don't think it would be in my control

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them, I guess.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 2

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes :)

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My best friend's? I'm not much for calling people lol.

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? I don't know . . . but I do know that I annoy people :)

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? I don't even live there...

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I don't know ... I'm annoying? lol

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? I have, but they're not really that big lol

37. FIRST JOB? Babysitting ... -_-

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Ahaha TOTALLY :D

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading fics :)

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, but I've had stitches...

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My eyes?

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope, straight teeth FTW!!

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Stuff :D

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? 0 . . . not after my experiences with babysitting.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?Not that I know of

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Some weird french stuff... lol

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No, it's been the same since grade one, i'll bet -_-

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Not keen on lunch meat.

52. ANY BAD HABITS? not really

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I'm not embarrassed by what I like :)

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Probably, because I'm so awesome XD

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not really...

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Yelling :)

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Outside :D

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? A blacket-- which I still have!!

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? What cell phone ?XD

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I wanted to be one of those kids...

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? It's my second language :)

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Tough . . . but Mac and Cheese :)

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone who totally gets it :)

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Too many to count!

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Ah . . . SEETHER :D

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Meh . . . not much of a TV person

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? I don't know lol

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate or vanilla :)

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? yeah...

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Ah . . . Yesterday I believe :)

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? There is?

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Not sure

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I do :)

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The hum of the computer lol

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandma

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? Awesomeness :D lol

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Let's Live for Today - The Grass Roots

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Hate? No way!

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November (my birthday!) and May

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Scorpio (teehee)

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown

86. EYE COLOR? A weird, dark shade of brown, with the slightest red in it :)

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Boston Pizza :D or White Spot

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Kind of

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? The Godfather

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday- November 19th :)

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? um . . . flute XD

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs!! :D And they're definately easier to write than kiss scenes...

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A bag of chips? aha

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A mustang (I wish D: )

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Nothing at the moment! Stupid school :(

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Complicated and shitty :(

Well, that's it for now. Is there anything else you need (probably want) to know? Don't hesitate at all to ask :)

Peace and Love,

--Smashie