Oh, hey there! Look at you, checking out my profile!

You're probably here to see any other fics I've written, and you're bound to be disappointed.

I'm sorry. I mean, I'd love for it to be all kinda like "Holy crap! This author's pretty good! And look, there's stories for other series I like!" - but, alas, you will most likely find an assortment of writings that pale in comparison to why you clicked my profile link in the first place.

However, in the off-chance that you actually wanted to look at my profile for the sake of, in fact, looking at my profile or something -

Well, I'd love to not disappoint you, but there's not much to say.

I'm more of a lurker-type person, if only because of the fact that I'm not really that 'good' of a writer. But I'm working on that.

Fics that I read/write are/will be pretty much across the board. Mostly anime, but I'll have interest from both the least popular and most popular of series.

I'm a guy, last time I checked. So, it seems I'm in the gender minority, for once. This also means that I'm just a little less accepting of yaoi. It's just...I 'unno. Different? I suppose, if you're a guy.

That being said, I usually enjoy the more canon-ish of pairings, although I'm usually open to anything as long as it's written well.

If it means anything, I promise I'll never abandon any of my fics. I guess it takes me a long time to write, is all. As previously noted, I'm trying to improve my writing ability, mostly because I write so slow. If I haven't updated a story in a LOOOONG time, however - and it's one of those "oh-gawd-what-happens-next-why-oh-why-does-this-author-take-so-FRIKKEN-LONG" type things (heaven knows I know what it's like) - send me an email or something along the lines of a convincing argument, and I swear I won't let the incentive go to waste.

Currently I'll write maybe 150~ish words a day. My goal is to publish chapters with lengths of at least 1500~ish words, if that puts it into perspective. But that 150~ish words isn't always written for the same chapter, or maybe even the same story. I'll jump around a lot between chapters I have only vague ideas for, or another story, rarely ever in order. Sorry, that's just how I write. Good news though, is that I never truly have writer's block, really.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy whatever it is of mine that you read, and if you find it funny, or awesome, or just plain terrible, review, or PM me! Try and tell me why, though - I need to know what I'm doing wrong to write better, obviously - and less horrible writing will lead to better written fics(which means everyone wins).

Random fact('Cause everyone's profiles gotta have some of those, right?): I frikken love the characters &(Ampersand) and ~(Tilde). They're just so...I dunno, awesome. And yes, that's really what they're called.

Currently working on: 14 chapters for 7 different stories.