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Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha. HI! I am 'my name is paper YAH'. Age: My birthday is February 22. I was supposed to be a Valentine's Day baby though... I'm in a Jr-Sr high school and I won't tell you what grade I'm in. there are some creepy people out there... but then again, I could be one of them... (kidding!!) Weight: Wouldn't asking a girl for their weight get you punched in the face and/or kicked where the sun don't shine? Sex: I'm a girl. Being a girl is AWESOME and if you boys don't think so, who gave birth to you, hm? a male penguin? Hobbies: Writing, drawing, reading, surfing the web, and occasionally hanging with friends. I have awesome friends but I don't usually hang with them. You might say I am deprived of fun and am a social leper but I am fun to be with...I think. Sometimes I think I am socially retarded and I should just stay quiet. For the record, I have NO IDEA how to carry a conversation. BOOKS: I LOVE THEM! (this could be a factor of me not talking much about things girls my age are interested in. Anyway...) without them I would shrivel up and die. I LOVE books about vampires. They are so mystifying and intriguing. My favorite books are the Vampire Kisses series by Ellen Schreiber, and I would appreciate some recommendations. Music: Green Day, Linkin Park, Flyleaf, All American Rejects, Evanescence, My Chemical Romance, Anberlin, All that remains, Avenged sevenfold, Marylin Manson, 3 Days Grace, uh...anything punk, rock, TECHNO!!, screamo, death metal, or alternative that has a good beat, and doesn't talk about sex much (rap SUCKS). Comix: Vampire Knight, Punch!, Millennium Snow, Skip Beat, Wild Ones, and still reading more. Embarassingly, I admit I read yaoi. It's so hard to stop when the guys are bishies! THINGS I HATE: -stereotypes -idiots in my class -people who are morning people -people who think they are better than everyone else -happy people (are they ever NOT?) -all of humanity -fish (they are just SO gross... but I love sushi. how does that work out?) -my zodiac sign (could it get any more wrong?): PISCES - The Dreamer ~ (Feb 19 - Mar 20) VVVVVVV One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. One bright day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight They faced each other, back-to-back And drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise and ran to save the two dead boys If you don't believe me, for it is true go ask the blind man, he saw it too. the truth you say pink you say model you say im creepy Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened...yesterday. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Someone asked me the other day if my glass was half empty or half full. I was going to say it's empty, but that's not completely true. My life isn't void and I have my happy moments; but they usually just seem to disappear, or get worse. So, my glass is cracked. Yes, cracked. It gets filled up with happiness and hope, but it always ends up escaping my grasp. It always ends up empting out. It will never be full because it's always leaking. And one day, it will get thrown away, because no one wants a broken glass. I didn't want to admit it. It was easier to lie. Hide the hurt and emptiness and smile instead of cry. Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day. You could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. "If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous "Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous "Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad." ~ Anonymous "I like the idea of karma; you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it." ~ Anonymous "Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life." ~ Anonymous "Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it right in!" ~ Anonymous "Sex is temptation caused by sensation, when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, to increase population for the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" ~ Anonymous "I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." ~ Anonymous "You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." ~ Anonymous "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." ~ Anonymous "Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer." ~ Anonymous "Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" ~ Anonymous 'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked.” "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door." "An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard EMO kids have cool hair. Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Johnny Depp, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn) Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out The town was so dull that when the tide went out it refused to come back in. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Tell the truth and run. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... It's a fusion of Jazz and funk-it's called 'Junk'! How is it possible to have a civil war? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? "When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade" Assassination is an extreme form of censorship The sun has set, the moon has risen, today's the day we get out of prison! "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them Don’t mess with me I've got a stick He said I love you, I laughed and said sorry I'm allergic to bullshit I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing "I'm Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us! Darth Vader-Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Luke Skywalker-Nah, the rebels have cake. Darth Vader-ooh! Can I be a rebel! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! I ran with scissors, and lived! When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I don't obsess! I think intensely. "Guns don't kill people. I do." "A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, we fucked up but that was fun!'" Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve seen me laugh, and they’ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies." 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. General Quotes "My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen," "Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh" "Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry" "Good friends will bail you out of jail, BEST FRIENDS will be sitting right there next to you going, 'Damn That was freakin awesome'," Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" "Good friends will help you with your drug problem, BEST FRIENDS are the ones who sold it to you," MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read: "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole." "Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember" "Life is a rollar coaster, and I'm not strapped in." When there's a will, I want to be in it. They laugh because we're losers... People say I'm stupid, I tell them not to be jealous! Fire and Ice Some say the world will end in fire, Robert Frost VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (¯v´¯)Add This ╔═╦╗╔╦═╦╦╗ρυт тнιs ση yσυя ╔═╦══╦═╗Put this If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, pokemon-finatic, ROSELIACOOL, Massacre Maker, Syrus Stalker and Yaoi Fan,Draama Laama, KagomesInnerBeast, my name is paper YAH If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. XD hehe. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile! If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD!! If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile. If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile. If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you ran down an "Up" escalator, copy this into your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie & Finch (or whatever they call themselves) told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your ass off. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH On a serious note: I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. SAD STUFF :'( a little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?" two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter. a sister sheilds her little brother from her father's drunken rage. her brother runs away on the day of her funeral. a man getting on a buss walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. he has only seen stars in movies and pictures. a little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box. a girl stands on the street in front of her house in the snow because she told her parents that she was lesbian a jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed the neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them. a girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know someone kicks mud in the face of a man asking for a spare bit of change. the man couldn't get a job because he was gay an african american woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race a mother cries as the police drag her sobbing daughter away. her wife comes outside and hugs her. the police had said she was an unfit mother because she was lesbian Isn't that sad? paste this into your profile if the messed up world we live in makes you sad... If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, bAByBluEeYeS2008, my name is paper YAH If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you generally crash on your couch even when your bed is free, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your pro. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile. Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' If you have ever felt | |||||||
1. Vamp up the amps » reviewsTwilight/Vamp kisses/Inu kaXed, AleXRav, AXJ, RXEm. AU. Vamps and human.No bella. Kagome, Kit, Alex,& Rocco Sterling later Rin S move to Forks. Vampires that have dif eyes and are in a band. LPnatives find one of the vamps. Who is it? m for later chapteInuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,098 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 12-24-082. authority deniedSummary: oneshot. AU.present day. Sess and Inu are young twins. Inu is always getting yelled at to do better like Sess. He is smacked around and sometimes so is Sess when he gets less than 100 percent on anything. These are Sess's thoughts and actions durInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Published: 11-12-08 - Complete
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