name: just call me Coma

Age: 21

Gender: FanGirl...its a gender in its own right

Quotes:

"The best part of 'believe' is the 'lie'." -Fall Out Boy's 'Sophmore Slump or Comeback of the Year'

"Your eggo is preggo." -the movie 'Juno'

"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. That's one doodle that can't be undid homeskillet." -the movie 'Juno

"I've learned that with my driving, there are two types of pedestrians: the quick and the dead." Anonymous

"Only borrow money from pessimists: they don't expect it back." Anonymous

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Anonymous

"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Anonymous

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." Anonymous

"The world is full of oxygen thieves." Anonymous

"I reject your reality and substitute my own". Anonymous

"Life is like a spongebob episode, short and stupid" Anonymous

"Yu-Gi-Oh: Multiple personality disorder ... with cards!" Anonymous

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'" Anonymous

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups." Anonymous

"A life? COOL! Where can I download one of those!" Anonymous

"One day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, then change the subject." Anonymous

"I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault." Anonymous

"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions." Anonymous

"Randomness is the base of conversation." Anonymous

"I lost my mind a long time ago. Hm ... But, i haven't missed it yet." Anonymous

"Stupidity makes the world go round. Or lopsided, same difference." Anonymous

"I will temporarily rule the world, forever." Anonymous

"It's improbable, immoral, and against my religion." Anonymous

"Some things children's eyes shouldn't see...your face is one of them." Anonymous

"Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass." Anonymous

"Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film." Anonymous

"Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself." Anonymous

"When i put my hands in front of my eyes, you can't see me." Anonymous

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. Therefore, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes." Anonymous

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!