Name: Liani Risate.

Location: Milky Way, Local Group

Age: a microscopic speck in the timeline of the universe.

Gender: I'm a girl.

Looks: Dark hair, dark eyes, pale skin, and I'm short.

Reads: Invader Zim (love Zim's amazing ability to cause massive amounts of cataclysmic destruction and not even know how he did it), Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Monsters Inc, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Vexx, although I've read some Inheritence Cycle, Young Wizards, Sky High, Grim and Evil, Lilo and Stitch, Ratchet and Clank, Finding Nemo, and a bunch of other stuff. And I love crossovers, when they are done well they are AWESOME!!

As for books, I mostly read fantasy/sci-fi.

Favorite books: Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, Young Wizards(Wizards at War!!), Uglies, The Mad Scientist's Club, A Girl Named Disaster, Paperquake, Series of Unfortunate Events, Blubber, The Dragon Keeper, Holes, Night, The Hobbit, New Moon(Team Jacob!), The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, JTHM Comics...

Favorite Movies: I Robot, Transformers, Iron Man, A Beautiful Life, Pirates of the Carribean, Lilo and Stitch, Finding Nemo, Pinnapple Express (it's so funny), The Parent Trap, Mean Girls, Sydney White, Jimmy Neutron, The Bucket List, Holes, Sandlot, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, The Proposal...

Favorite Music: Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, Evanescence, Eminem, Sum 41, Puddle of Mudd, Three Doors Down, Breaking Benjamin...

Stuff I like: science (astronomy!), the letter k, the word cataclysm, math, chocolate, the colors orange, purple and lime green, tiger lilies and sunflowers and daisies, cats, giraffes, fantasy and sci-fi, reading, knitting, oragami, kayaking, sleeping, daydreaming, laughing, nighttime...

Stuff I hate: the smell of clementines/oranges, writing essays, sappy romance, annoying popular people, backstabbing, awesome fanfiction that is never updated, needles, gossip, huge crowds, high heels, asparagus

Favorite Characters/pairings:

Invader Zim: Zim and Tak, and I am a ZATR fan! ZAGR is a close second though.

Harry Potter: I will read anything with Severus Snape because he is awesome!

Danny Phantom: Mr. Lancer, and the Ghostwriter. I'm not particularly partial to any pairings, but I like Danny/Valarie.

Teen Titans: Raven, and I'm a RaeBB shipper.

Monsters Inc: Randall Boggs

Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow the Hedgehog

Finding Nemo: Gill

--the other ones I read I don't have any particular character interest.

Awesome quotes:

Cyborg: Yeah, man. The locals don't like it when you blow up their stuff. - Teen Titans

Daily Thought: Some people are like slinkies-not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. - some random email I got once.

"Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

Slade: Trust is something easily broken but difficult to build. - Teen Titans

"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes" -Macbeth

Pintel: You know you can't read.
Ragetti: It's the bible, you get credit for tryin'. - Pirate's: Dead Man's Chest

Jack Sparrow: to Pintel and Ragetti Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt. - Pirates: Dead Man's Chest

Jack Sparrow: to Elizabeth about Will who's knocked out Leave 'im lie... unless you're planning to use him to hit somethin' with. - Pirates: Dead Man's Chest

Aang: Wait! My friends need to suck on those frogs! - Avatar the Last Airbender

Tallest Red: Zim? You're alive?
Zim: Yes, so very alive, and full of goo. Mission goo! - Invader Zim

Zim: But, invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins! - Invader Zim

Zim: My business... is done!
Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom before lunch, Zim?
Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do. So much! - Invader Zim

Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib, dumb like a moose! - Invader Zim

Dib: Sorry...I'm late...horrible nightmare visions...
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Sit down. - Invader Zim

Tallest Purple: Malfunctioning SIR Units! Hey! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these things could really get hurt! pauses Send them to Zim.
Tallest Red: gasps But they'll destroy him! laughs
Tallest Purple: Ah, let's go eat food. - Invader Zim

Zim: Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self! - Invader Zim

"Um, well, you better get going, it's Tuesday, and you know what that means - U.F.O.'s!!" -JTHM

"Nooo... setting people on fire is wrong. Hee hee. You're silly, Shmee." - Squee

"There is such amusement in seeing the joy in someone when they think they have just gotten smarter." - JTHM

"Kids, drugs won't help things. They'll only turn you into a hideous little freak troll-baby with exploding eyeballs." -JCV

"Well, I can certainly see why we're trying to keep them alive. Who wouldn't want pets that can burn, sting, and bite all at once?" - Draco Malfoy

"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George Weasley

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'" - Severus Snape

"Nothing quite brings out the zest for life in a person like the thought of their impending death." - JTHM

"You flaw. At least I'm under the delusion of doing something productive." - JTHM

Zim: I'm not in your TV. I'm transmitting from…inside your body! Spooky, yes? At this very moment I'm inside a microscopic submersible somewhere in your disgusting belly attached to your arm control nerve!
Dib: Arm control nerve?
Zim: Yes. Arm control nerve.
Dib: In my...belly?
Zim: Yes.
Dib: Humans don't have arm control nerves!
Zim: Do not question me! I control your arms!

Blonde Things: Put a > next to the ones you've done. I've done 17 out of 40 blonde things.

Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
You have ran into a glass/screen door
You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
> You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
You have ran into a tree
It IS possible to lick your elbow
> You just tried to lick your elbow
> You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
> You just tried to sing them
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
> You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
> You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
> You just looked at it
Your hair is blonde
People have called you slow A LOT!
You have accidentally caught something on fire
> You tried to drink out of a straw, but you jabbed it into your nose/eyes
> You have caught yourself drooling
You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket
Sometimes you just stop thinking
> You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
> You use your fingers to do simple math
> You have eaten a bug
> You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
> You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
> You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
You break a lot of things.
Friends know not to use big words around you
You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
> You have fallen out of your chair before
When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
The word 'umm' is used many times a day
You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
You have spelled your name wrong
> You have drawn a deformed heart

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Never argue with an idiot they'll just take you down to your level and beat you by experience.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Words of Wisdom

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbour’s newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you lend someone 20 and never see him again; it was probably worth it.

If you haven't much education you must use your brain.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either!

Wisdom comes from good judgment and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Duct tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME IRONY.
"Keep laughing and I'll give you something to cry about."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is finished."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT WEATHER.
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME HOW TO SOLVE PHYSICS PROBLEMS.
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming towards you, would you listen then?"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate!"

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father."

MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (I once asked my chem teacher if a banana tree would explode when you watered it, because he had just shown us an experiment where he put potassium in water and set it on fire)

Even when you cant see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

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If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, TallestYellow(Around 14 hours. Take or give a bit.), Liani Risate(7 hours straight)

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I have a tshirt that says that)

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