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© 0RiGiNAL Kathy Griffin FAN©

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THE. BEST. BBxL. PIC.

EVER.

SERIOUSLY.

LOOK AT BEYOND'S EYES LONG ENOUGH AND...ITL DO THINGS TO YOU.

AHHH...WELL...ABOUT ME:...IM NOT NORMAL...NUFF SAID...IM BEIN LAZY

SOMETHING I COPIED FROM WAMMYGIRLS PRO...IT MAKES SENSE

Love: trusting someone completely with all your secrets, including how to destroy you, and trusting them not to abuse what they know. Or, um, destroy you. That's the best I got.

LOVE FOR ME AT THE MOMENT:

Having to choose between the one you want, and the one you should want...

age: doesnt matter

gender: do i honestly have to tell you?oh well im a boy... AHA JK!! IM AN...ALIEN...T_T...srsly...im just a weird girl.

hair color: brown w/ some red (for gaara)

eye color: not sure it changes from time to time

occupation: bi and SINGLE...NO ONE WANTS ME...HEH

OH AND I MUST SAY SORRY FOR MY EXTREMELY LONG PROFILE AND MY OBBSESION WITH WRITING IN CAPS!! OH AND NO MY STORIES ARE NOT WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS I WRITE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON...WELL NOT NORMAL BUT..YEAH...T_T

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

Random quotes:

"Music is an art form and blocking it is not acceptable."- andpoi -on youtube comments for crushcrushcrush

"there are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions"

"come my minions today we shall take over the cheese!"

"heart attacks...god's revenge for eating his animal friends"

"crossdress to impress!"

"shes avoiding you cuz you suck"

"my gaol is... to die someday. mmhmmm..."

"you left forgeting to tell my heart how to live without you"

"SAND COFFIN!!"

"never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"one day we'll look back at this moment, laugh nervously, and change the subject"

"when i put my hands in front of my eyes you cant see me"

"a good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you and say "damn, that was fun!"

"a good friend will help you when you are hurt, a true friend will be next to you laughing their ass off"

"in a dog eat dog world become a cat"

"yeah... so... wanna make out?"

"SSSHHHH!! the jalepenios are sleeping!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. T-T soo sniffle true poor food...

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot

If God didn't want me to do it he would have stopped me

Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families

If you do it you’ll regret it, if you don’t do it you’ll regret it, either way your going to regret it, you might as well just do it

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth

"Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist."
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself\

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think that Disney should go completely Yaoi copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're fully aware that you're an arrogant bitch and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have read twilight but DONT think it should RULE the FREAKING WORLD copy this into your profile

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you have ever randomly walked up to someone off of the street that you didnt know and said something idiotic to them copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile (disenyland >.

If you are the compleat opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you fuckin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you consider yourself to be a complete and total retard, copy and paste this into your profile. (retard is a mean word... lets settel for calling me poptarted

If you hate "copy and paste" things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that yougurt is not meant to be eaten with a spoon but with your mouth copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you've ever lost an argument with yourself about who was better, you or yourself, copy this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have gotten hit by a parked car, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (...even thoughi do that all the time lolz XD)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run up the "Down" elevator copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know the clowns are out to get you, copyand paste this into your profile. (DIEEEE)

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Where to start my list?)

If you have ever run into a door, or a tree, or anything else that you could have easily avoided but decided not to, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/ or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 pecent of the teen population would be dead if Abercromie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, Winged Gorganzola, GaaraxNejixIsxHot

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, EmmettCullenFan, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, Winged Gorganzola, GaaraxNejixIsHot

'They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people.'

'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...'

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you have an “A” in math and you’re depressed about it. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you can watch something and immediately turn it into a yaoi fan fiction Crazy is when you try to turn yourself into a muffin b/c your hungry.CRAZY IS WHEN YOU LICK A POSTER JUST BECAUSE ITS OF NARUTO. CRAZY IS WHEN YOU LICK A POLE BECAUSE YOU NAMED IT GAARA. CRAZY IS WHEN YOUU THINK OROCHIMARU IS HOT!!. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

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I SIT HERE AND FEEL EMPTY BECAUSE I HAVENT SEEN YOU, THEN I FEEL GUILTY.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

92.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a slow runner...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Totally Original.

Sometimes people can't understand you at all... You have your own way to live your life, so your main talent probably would be something arty and creative, like writing, painting or playing music. Some advice? Don't EVER try to follow the others, you are yourself and if you stop being yourself, all your magic will be gone.

A shadow

Your symbol is a shadow. You are a shy, solitary person. You are rather anti-social and isn’t very talkative. You prefer to spend time be yourself. You don’t like to make conversation with others. At times, you much prefer that people treat you as part of the furniture rather than feel obliged to make polite conversation. You need to build up your confidence and open up to others. Shadows are often stepped upon mainly as they make no effort to defend themselves. Don’t let people treat you like a doormat. If they step on you, throw them off!

Try not to cry...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don't use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It's called therapy.

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

3. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

7. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

10. Go p to a secruity camra and start useing the lense for a mirrior to pick your nose

11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

12. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

SOMETHINGS I FOUND ON THE WAMMYGIRL'S PRO

1.Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
L, Mello, Matt, Near, BB,

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
MATTxMELLO, MELLOxNEAR, BBxL, MELLOxNEAR... YAOI

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
COSPLAYED AS MELLO, @ SUNCOAST, AND I PLAN ON COSPLAYING AS MATT AT A CONVENTION :D

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
L PLUSHIE, L SHIRT, DEATHNOTE BOX SET DVD’S 1 AND 2, DEATHNOTE MANGA BOXED SET,A DEATHNOTE, L.A.BB MURDER CASES, POSTER,RELIGHT: VISIONS OF A GOD,L PILLOW, LIGHT YAGAMI SHIRT, STICKERS, L PURSE,L NECKLACE, L RINGS, DEATHNOTE CD AND THOUSANDS OF FANFICS AND PICTURES FROM INTERNET

6. Do you believe you are destined with a Death Note character?
NOPE...THEY ALL BELONG WITH EACHOTHER...CEPT LIGHT... HE DESERVES ON ONE.

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
MELLO/NEAR FTW

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
LIGHT/MISA...

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?
FUCK NO!!

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
BACUZ...HE WANTS HIS BABIES!!

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?
NO. CUZ I DONT LIKE HIM.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
...NOT LINDA.

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
ANTI-KIRA!!

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?
YEP!! LOVED THE ENDING!!

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
YEP!! LOVED IT!!

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
YEP!! HAH I DO TO...

17. Sub or dub?
BOTH!!.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
ANTI.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
MELLOS!! HE OZES SEXY!! HE BROUGHT SEXY BACK AND STABBED IT WITH A FORK AND SAID ITS DONE!!

20. Do you even know who BB is?
OF COURSE!! SNUGGLES

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
SEXY ANYTHING!!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
IM SO SORRY...BUT MELLO...IM SORRY MELLO-KUN!!

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
...EH

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
...HMMM...ANY

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

YES!!

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?
YES. BUT I FAIL AT IT

27. Do you like lemons?
YEP. THE DIRTY SEX ONES AND THE FRUIT

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?
YEAH...THEY THINK IM CRAZY...

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?
NOPE...BUT IM GUNNA

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?
YEP!!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?
HAH LIKE...ALL MY NON-FRIENDS

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
YA,..

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
YEAH...MY SS TEACHER THOUGHT MELLO WAS A GIRL!! D:

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?
YES. VERY MUCH SO

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?
HAHA YEAH

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?
VERY MUCH SO

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
NOPE.

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
YA. FAIL AT IT

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
LIKE I SAID HE BROUGHT SEXY BACK!! FUCKIN LOVE HIS SCAR!!

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?
NAH

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?
HAHA...YEAH..

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)?

GAARA!!

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?

YAOI.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi...I LOVE IT!!

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

AHA...NO

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

Gaara plushie,GAARA SHOES, 5 NARUTO SHIRTS, 10 POSTERS, NARUTO CHARACTERS BOOK, ERM...DVDS...LOTS OF EM, GAARA BACKPACK, 3 GAARA NECKLACES, PILLOW,BLANKET, TEMARI FAN, NINJA HEADBAND (SAND VILLAGE FTW!!), LOVE SYMBOL WRISTBAND, 2 NARUTO NOTEBOOKS, 1 FOLDER, A GAARA PENCIL, AND PICS AND FANFICS FROM THE INTERNET.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

GAARA...

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina,

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SASUNARU...YAOI FTW.

9) Which team is your favorite?

SAND VILLAGE TEAM!!

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

YES...I DO...I AMA BELIEVER!!

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?

MHM...I DO

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

UHHM...TOBI

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

ANTI!! ANTI ANTI ANTI!!

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

NO...I GAVE UP...

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

NOPE

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

YES, YES I DO

17) Sub or dub?

EITHER...BUT GOOD GOD...I LOVE GAARAS ENGLISH VOICE!! (LIAM O BRIAN)

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

ANTI!!

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?

FUNNY

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

YA

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

...EHK

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Neij,...IM SORRY NEJI-KUN!!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?

HEHN...AWESOME...YET WEIRD

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

GAARA...

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

FUCKING LOVE EM!!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

YA...I FAIL...

27) Do you like lemons?

YES!!

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

YA,THEY DO

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

HAHA...NO I TRIED...

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

YES!!

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

BWAHA...YES!!

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

HA NO..

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?

NON...

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

HAHA IT HAS AFFECTED MY LIFE...AND MY GRADES...

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

YES...AHA BUT ITS ALL GOOD

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise

AHAHA...YES!!

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

YEP

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?

:YA...BUT I FAIL AT IT

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

BLEH!! NO!! NEVER!!

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes...

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

AHAHA...OF CORUSE IT HASENT IS WEARING NINJA HEADBAND NARUTO SHIRT, WRISTBAND, GAARA SHOES, AND ALL 3 NECKLACES

I HAVE THE STEREOTYPES THING!! I'm sorry, it keeps bolding everything, I'll fix that later...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (i'm semi-punkish... in my mind...)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (I tried to dye my hair blue... it didn't work... :(
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I don't have A BUNCH of friends, period.)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. (My bff's a gamer, a guy has had ac rush on her for 4 years, as well as a few other guys)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. (Like I said, punk in my mind...)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I'm not really young but people treat me like this.)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Writing, to me, is an artistic talent.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I have DARK humor...)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (They always deserve it...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (And Manga! Hellboy is a good comic...)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt). (Half Scottish)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (In my experience, romantic relationships never end well. It's probably just me...)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Wha?! I wanna be a vampire! But not a sparkly-Twilight-vampire...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (What the hell?! I am not the least bit popular... I can't decide if I suck or rule...)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (... I am a loner. Most of the time...)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Not now as much, but George Bush... -ahem- to quote SNL, BROKE THE WORLD.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (I changed it to like yaoi, instead of love yaoi, because I don't exactly LOVE it)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Not very into religion, as far as getting into them. Studying them, maybe...)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I have TONS of anime stuff so i MUST believe it loves me

I'm on FANFICTION.NET, so I must have a STEREOTYPE LIST.

AHAHAHAHAH I PULLED THE LAST ONE OFA WAMMY GIRLS PRO...SHE DROPPED THE LIST CUZ THE STERYOTYPE..BBBUUUTTT...IM LEAVING IT... SOME STERYOTYPES SHRUGS WAT ARE YOU GUNNA DO?? AHAHAHAHHAHA

Name: CLASSIFIED

Gender: FEMALE

Country: USA

Occupations: STUDENT

Hair color: BROWN/RED

Eye color: IT CHANGES

Birthday: JULY 14

Age: CLASSIFIED

College: NEVER!!

Siblings: 3 BROS

Interests: ANIME, READING, WRITING, MUSIC, KATHY GRIFFIN, MY PHONE, OOBI, HUMOR

What was the last book you read? DEATHNOTE, BOOK 3

What's on your T.V right now? HMM...IF ONLY I WAS ACTIVE ENOUGH TO GET UP AND CHECK...

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? MICHELLE. “LIGHT YAGAMI IS KING SHIT OF TURD MOUNTAIN”

Where are you? COMPUTER ROOM

What was the last thing you ate? HALF A HAMBURGER

What's your personality like? MEAN YET LOVEABLE. (ACCORDING TO MY FRIENDS)

Who do you have a crush on? ANIME CHARACTERS...MORE SPECIFICALY: MELLO, MATT, GAARA, L, BB, NEAR, ETC

What was the last thing you thought? ...I DONT THINK

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? DUMBASS

You now have a million dollars. NOW TO GO SPEND IT ON ANIME STUFF!!

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. MY FONE

What are you eating/drinking right now? AIR, YUMMY

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?

ITS AN ART BOOK

What's it like being you? OH JUST GREAT!! SARCASM

What are your thoughts on writing? ITS AMAZING...WHEN DONE WELL

How tall are you? SHORT

What book are you currently reading? DEATHNOTE TRILIGY

What music are you listening to? PARAMORE-LET THE FLAMES BEGIN

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? GAIAONLINE.COM

What was the last thing you cooked? MOCRIWAVE PIZZA

What color are the walls of the room you are in? WHITE

Do you know who the governor of your state is? I DO NOT

Ketchup or Mustard? BOTH!! (FAT)

How many different programs are on your computer right now? ...?

Have you ever been water-skiing? NO

What is the weather like? BLEHKY!!

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? NOPE

Anything else? I WANNA VISIT L.A. AND JAPAN AND ENGLAND

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? DNT HAVE ONE...

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it?ART BOOK!!

3. What can you hear right now? MYSELF. THE COMPUTER

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. NO

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? DEATHMOTE

6. Type your name with your elbow. HAHSA WAST SAQ CLEVER WAY TO FIND MY NAME!!

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. KK...

8. If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? UHMM... FALSE

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? AESUROHGNFMD...I GIVE UP

What's your favorite article of clothing? MY ANIME SHIRTS!!

Who is the most special person to you? GAARA/MELLO/MATT

What's your favourite childhood memory? UHMM...MY FIRST REAL KISS W/ MY GF...

Scariest moment of your life? WHEN...WHEN I ALMOST FAILED MATH

One word that would best describe you? WEIRDO

What is your favourite month in the summer? HATE SUMMER

What's your favourite number? 7

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? HAH...IDKK

What does your user name mean? WELL IT MEANS I LOVE THE WAMMY CHILDREN.

What is your favourite Disney movie? THE LITTLE MERMAID!!

What made you smile today? UHM...NOTHING

Last thing you said out loud? “I FUCKING HATE THEM..”

Last rainbow you saw? FUCK RAINBOWS.

Do you want a hair cut? NO.

Are you musically inclined? YEAH

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? WONDER WHERE I GOT IT

Have you ever been in a fight? like, fist-fite? YES

Favorite word (at the moment): NIPPLE

Something I hate: WHEN...LIGHT YAGAMI THINKS HES GOD

Favorite Action movie: L CHANGE THE WORLD

Favorite Comedy movie: ALL COMEDY

Songs I like: NINE IN THE AFTERNOON. THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES. THATS WAT YOU GET...ETC ETC

Favoite animal: RACOONS. PANDAS.

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? DONT HAVE ITUNES

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? DUCKY FTW

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? DEMAND ALL ANIME STUFF TO BE TRANSPORTED TO MY HOUSE IMMEDIATLY

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? I WOULDNT

Without looking, guess what time it is: 7

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 8:25 HAH FAIL

What are you wearing? NOTHING 0_0

Did you dream last night? YES

What is on the walls of the room you are in? A CLOCK

Seen anything weird lately? MY FACE

What is the last film you saw? UHM...I DNT MEMEBER

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? MAKE SURE THE GOVERNMENT COULD AFFORD TO SEND MY TO ENGLAND AND JAPAN. AND...SAVE THE PANDAS

Do you like to dance? NO

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? CHANGE HER TO A BOY, NAME HIM MIHAEL KEEL

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? MAIL JEEVAS

1- MATT

2- BEYOND BITRHDAY

3- MELLO

4- L

5- NEAR

6- LIGHT YAGAMI

7- TERU MIKAMI

8- MISA

9- KIYOMI TAKADA

10- SORICHIRO YAGAMI

11-MATSUDA

12- AIZAWA

13- MOGI

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

TERU/MELLO??...EW...I DONT EVEN KNOW... ANGST MAYBE?

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

L/DETECTIVE YAGAMI...? UHM...NO

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

B AND TAKADA...IF HE WAS GUNNA KILL HER MAYBE..AND YA KNOW, IF HE LIKED GIRLS.

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's everyones reaction?

UHM...MATSU=BAD BAD PHEDOPHILIC MAN

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

LIGHT AND NEAR

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member in death note?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. NO

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

HE JUST WOULD NOT CARE.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

BBxL...HOW EFFEN PERFECT!!

“All in The Mirror”

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

o_o NEVER

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

AHHAH...

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

WOW...PERFECT AGAIN.

TAKADA.

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

NO.

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

“When your alone for to long, where do you go? Another loner?”

HAHHH IDK

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

LIGHT WOULD BE LIVID

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

SUPER RAPE, ND DEATH

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

L...AIZAWA..

NEAR’S SPEECH.

-The iPod Shuffle-

1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Your Crashing But Your no Wave

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

But its Better If You Do

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

I Write Sins Not Tragedies

4.WHAT IS 2+2?

Bang the Doldrums

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Decode (wtf??)

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Nine in The Afternoon

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Thats What you Get (Wow...srsly? hahahahahahhaa...)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

The (After) Life of The Party

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I’ve Got All This Ringing in My Ears And None on My Fingers

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Lying is the Most Fun A Girl can Have Without Taking her Clothes off. (...what?)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Dont You Know Who I Think I Am

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Theres A Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, you Just Haven’t Thought of it Yet. (hahahah it talks bout CANCER!! XD)

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Misery Buisness

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Camisado (??)

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

I Have Freinds in Holy Spaces (XD hahahah...damn.)

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Let the Flames Begin (I HATE fire.)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Fences. (falling...off of one?)

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

The Carpal Tunnel of Love (of course...)

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

I Dont Care. (hah niiiice)

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Headfirst Slide into Cooperstown on A Bad Bet.

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

When It Rains (hah greeeat. I hate rain)

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

We Are Broken (being broken?)

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Time To Dance (hah, guess not)

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

CrushCrushCrush (...yeah...maybe)

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

For A Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic (XD HAHAHAH!)

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

This is How I Disappear (hah...)

EPIC. WIN

HOLY CHRIST!! MY PRO IS LONG!!