| Lizzi Roslyn |
Author has written 4 stories for Clique, and Twilight. Peace 2 the world!! Hey guys! I found pics for most of the Heartbreak High charaters! Click on their names! I know things like this don't usually work, but I like to pass them on anyway!! did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u repost within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years 15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart 1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf 2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one. 3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price 4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices" 5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!" 6-start a fish stick fight 7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!" 8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!" 9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do 10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him) 11-attempt to fly off a high shelf 12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store 13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line 14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section 15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8.. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. If you know that 60's and 70's music ain't that bad, copy this onto your profile. if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this onto your profile. if you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile if you've ever talked to yourself, copy this onto you're profile. if you have ever tripped up stairs, copy this onto your profile. if you spend multiple hours a day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (read it ALL the time.) If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile like chicken wings. Fireflies are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie anf Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off, copy this onto your profile. 93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?", copy this onto your profile. If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, because hearts can be broken, keep it in a circle so it carries on forever Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder Smile! It confuses people. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. "When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout." "Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness." --Marabeth Madsen if two wrongs don't make a right, try three There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!. If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional... I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every minute of it! Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You accidently put your password into your microwave 2. You haven't played Solitare with real cards in years 3. The reason for not staying in touch with friends is b/c they don't have a myspace or screen name 4. You'ld rather look all over the house for the remote instead of using the buttons on the T.V 6. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job 7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8. As you read this list and are thinking about sending it to all your friends 9. You were to busy to notice the number 5 10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly 12. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you fell for this and you know you did If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile If you've read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse over four times, copy this onto your profile If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile If you are planning on mobbing Stephenie Meyer's publisher because you want Breaking Dawn NOW, copy this onto your profile and get your pitchforks If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren't real, copy this onto your profile You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think those retarded kids should just give the rabbit the dang Trix copy this onto your profile. If you think the kids should just leave the leprochaun at peace with his Lucky Charms copy this onto your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2.All idiots after reading this will try it 3. The first truth is a lie. 4.You are now laughing at your own stupididty 5. you will put this on your profile 6. you still have a stupid smile on your face In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... darn.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!!...) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)... Put this on your profile if your first response to "You're weird" is "Thank you!" If your first responce to "What Time Is It?" is "Summertime!" add this to your profile. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "That was awesome!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night BEST FRIENDS: Ask why it took so long for you to call FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life BEST FRINDS: Could blackmail you with it FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! | |||||||
1. His One Mistake » reviewsJacob takes a turn for his worst. Bella is forced to leave him, even though she still loves him. While away, Bella begins to realize that Jacob was more than a friend. Bella regrets leaving Forks and her love for Edward is questioned.Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 6-19-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete2. Heartbreak High! » reviewslove, drama, pretty people, weird people, funny people, smart people, dramatic people, mean people, perfect people, just your average high school.... Or is it? R&R! Co-authored by Jenny Koehlar, the fab writer of Best Summer Ever: Massie!Clique - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,141 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-29-08 - Published: 4-12-083. Edward: A Different Sory » reviewsOk, so this is from some random girl named Michelle's POV. and she's like MADLY in luv w/ Edward Cullen. But after discovering Edward's shocking truth she is faced with the most tragic event of her life! R&R PLZ!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-19-08 - Published: 4-18-08 - Complete4. The Clique: A retelling of book 1 » reviewsthis is kind of like the first clique book. the characters have different first names, and the beginning is kind of like the beginning of the clique. the rest will be different though. PLZ DO NOT JUDGE THIS BOOK BY IT'S SUMMARY! R&R!Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-08