The Girl
Name:Lex
Hair: Chocolate Brown Hair with bits of red and blond in it
Eyes: Dark Chocolate Brown
Sign: Pisces
The Puzzle:
In other words, the puzzle that is me. I'm the invisible girl in the corner, but am known for my obsession with having the last word and my fiestiness. Some would say that I'm obssesed with the amazing actor Johnny Depp, but I perfer to think that I merely respect him... alot. I'm NOT a girl that would swoon at the sight of him though... maybe. Bottom line: I just really respect his work and think that he's a kick-ass actor.
I tend to write a little... darker then most people and that sometimes reflects in my writing, but I am NOT depressed. Of course, I'm anything but perfect. In fact, saying that I'm a klutz would be the understatement of the year, they're still looking for a word to describe me! In the end I'm a quirky person, one that still hasn't found a place in the world. I'm still looking!
I enjoy writing and write for myself, not for you. So I'm sorry if you don't like my writing and I apologize in advance for any grammar and/or spelling errors. I accept criticism with open arms and hope you guys enjoy!
Music:
Dropkick Murphy's, Within Temptation, Nightwish, The Beatles, Evanescence, Opeth, Panic! At The Disco, I also enjoy Hans Zimmer and Danny Elfman
Movies:
Pirates of the Caribbean (all three), Sweeney Todd, Tom and Huck, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Secret Window, Princess of Thieves, The Princess Bride, Indiana Jones, National Treasure (both but the first was definitely better), Across the Universe, The Simpsons Movie, Borat, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, The Prestige, Vantage Point, The Kingdom, Fantastic 4 (both), No Country for Old Men, Holes
Books:
Ok where do I start, um... The Shadow Thieves, The Lightning Thief, The Georgia Nicolsen series, A series of Unfortunate Events, A General History of the Robberies and Murders of the most Notorious Pirates, Pirate's Passage, First test, The Ruby in the Smoke, The Golden Compass, The Siren's Song, So You Want to be a Wizard, Deep Wizardry
Quotes:
" Don't follow my footsteps, I run into Walls..." --Random Person whom I do not know
" Ladies would you please SHUT IT! Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you... Of course it makes you look fat! I've never been to Brussels! It is pronounced; egregious. And all this pales into utter significance of the fact that my ship is once again, gone..." -- Jack Sparrow
" Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there..." -- Tovah
" He either has acne or chicken pox, depending on your point of view." -- Matthew
"Shut up and I'll help you plan your life." -- Charlotte
"But technically, it would be impossible to stand a banana on the back of an elephant... you would have to cut the bottom of it, otherwise it would be on its side." recieves blank stares from Charlotte and Eangelin --Me
"Some people say that curiosity killed the cat... I like to think that the cat was just stupid enough to give into temptation." --Me
"You have moved the body?" "Yes.." "You must NEVER move the body!" "..why?" "...because." -- Ichabod Crane and Dr. Lancaster
"Aww! Lex you're like a big teddy bear... that doesn't hug back." --Eangelin
"is that your imaginary friend Darell?" "No! Pshaw, it was Jacob!" -- Matthew and me
XXXXX
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friends all had confunded epressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.
If after seeing AWE you thought getting eaten by the Kracken might not be such a bad thing if you get to go to the locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this into your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
If you think that Captain Jack Sparrow is the BEST CHARACTER IN PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, copy this and paste it onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Captain Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Things I'm working on
Of Freckled Cheeks and Raven Hair:
Before Sweeney Todd became Sweeney Todd, he was a care-free child that happened to stumble upon a girl at the Midsummer Fair. She had been trying to gain a bit of freedom in her life and quickly befriended the young Barker. But what would happen to Abygail Hart after she ran away from her arranged marriage and resorted to piracy? What would happen when Abygail arrived in London only to find that Benjamin Barker was no longer there and that a different man had taken his place? How would she react to Sweeney Todd?
So basically, this is my first fic. I do hope that you guys enjoy and dish out criticism if you feel the need!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a laughing fit for no particular reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences... (Sheesh! Can ya tell?!) COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
FanFiction.Net - unleash your imagination
