Name: you can just call me Ali or Ali-chan

Gender: Female

Age: Look at my gender you're not supposed to ask

Home: Florida

Quotes

“More like I should be committed. Just leave it, Yami. It’s not worth it.”

Life had trapped her. And it had been sneaky about it – sending out tendrils one at a time and then tightening them all at once, tying her down so thoroughly that just thinking about breaking free made her feel tired. She was tied to her friends, to the Puzzle, to her family, to her job, to Domino – to her home. Except that home wasn’t where the heart was after all. Home was what guilt pinned you to, brittle wings forever stretched out in a pitiful mockery of flight. Home was where you belonged. ~ Variation on a Theme, Scribbler The sad truth is that this often happens. Life ties you down when your not looking and then you never do anything you set out to do.

Remus managed to get his nose under his control and gave Moody a watery glare. “You bastards. You and him. Little tosser. He told you to do it, didn’t he?”

His only answer was a smirk.

Hermione looked at her ex-professor curiously. “What was on it, Remus?”

He glowered at the innocuous-seeming little note on the table. “Lavender,” he hissed viciously.

For some reason, this just made everyone laugh. He sneezed. They laughed harder.

Remus pouted. ~ Dear Order, SilverWolf7007 This whole story is highlarious. READ IT!! You know you want to and the chapter that you want to read more than anything is chapter 12. I almost died from the giggles.

Miles had been very quiet during the friendly banter, apparently lost in his own thoughts. After a few minutes of silence he proudly announced to the room, “Apple!”

Apple?! Prowl quickly accessed the Internet. A red fruit that grows on trees. Smooth skinned, common in human consumption. No matter how hard he looked, he could find nothing to explain how ‘Apple’ could have anything to do with the current discussion. He could feel his logic processors working overtime to come up with an answer. In complete bafflement, he turned full attention to the humans.

The boy’s two companions apparently had no better understanding. Both were regarding their friend like he had grown an extra optic. “Apple?” Sam sounded like he couldn’t believe his ears as Miles nodded enthusiastically. “Why apple?”

“Well first I thought ‘pear’.” Miles chirped happily. “But apple sounded better.”~ Apple, Soului

“Rumors?”

She laughed heartily at his expression. “Oh yes. After your little display at lunch. I’m sorry I missed it. I heard a few students saying that you and Umbridge drew wands.”

The young man’s frown was priceless. “I don’t even own a wand.”

“Then I guess you didn’t threaten to pickle her for a potion either.” She asked, her face falling with mock disappointment.

“No. I merely asked her to mind her own business.”

“Ah well,” the woman sighed. “I guess you’re not a total loss. But just so you know, the Slytherins are furious, the Hufflepuffs are convinced you’re a dark wizard, and the Gryffindors and Ravenclaws are ready to proclaim you a national hero.”

“You’re joking, right?”

“I’m afraid not. You’ve made quite and impression. In fact, McGonagall had to give the Weasley twins a detention to keep them from hunting you down to ask if you would join them in their plans to over through Dolores’ classes. They were even willing to throw a party in your honor if you agreed. There’s even a few rumors that you’re a god of death and you’ve come to take her away, but something tells me that’s just wishful thinking.” ~ Sands of Time, neko-chibi-faithkitty

Do Not molest your Vice-Captain. Just because they’re strong enough to defend themselves doesn’t mean it’s fair game. (Kyouraku, Kuchiki, I’m looking at you here.)

Do Not kill people. It’s not a ‘training accident’ if it’s pre-meditated and you all know it. (Kuchiki, Komamura, Aizen, Soi Fong, Hitsugaya, Zaraki- I know all of you are guilty of this in some shape, and the next time it happens you’ll actually receive due punishment.) ~ Ten Ways In Which To Abuse You Power, Lala to the power of 2

“Will you people please speak my language?” Jeremy asked.

“Sorry.” Yugi said in Japanese.

Jeremy sighed in exasperation. “Not only have I just joined a possibly illegal defense group with a bunch of people who hate me, but I also have to listen to Japanese people…”

“I can start speaking Arabic if that will make you feel better.” Marik said with a grin.

Jeremy rolled his eyes at Marik. ~ Bridging the Gap, ahilty

“Dude, someone totally grafittied Jesus on the wall in here,” chuckled Miles. “You know you’re in thug-Mormon country when there’s graffiti-Christ.”~ Naturalized, An Cailin Rua

Cloud stood in the middle of the room, still trying to figure out the last few seconds. He'd had the impression of a blue blur topped with electric red that was headed straight for him before he'd automatically dodged to the side. There'd been a loud yell, a rush of air that smelled like cigarettes, a brief fumble at his crotch, another loud yell of different pitch, some clanging, an ominous thud, and now, a horribly awkward silence as everyone in the room turned their attention to him.

“Did you just kill Reno?” Elena finally asked.

“Good show,” Rufus said calmly. “I’ve been trying to do that for years.” ~ How to succeed in Sexual Blackmail Without Really, Thorne Scratch