To Those Who It May Concern,

Hello Everyone! My real name is none of your bushiness but safe to say I'm an adult in college (city college) who has love fanfiction ever since she was a little girl. I love yaoi but I can't write it, I blush and my family ask what's wrong. i also make videos. Note I'm very indecisive with my stories but I'm trying to change that.Please read, watch, and enjoy the Anime world from my view.

http://www.facebook.com/MadeHartt

http://www.youtube.com/user/ravenkiba

I upload youtube on a whim and i will try to update regularly on facebook. If not updates on stories then just little thing i hope you enjoy.

My favorite comic book character is Death of the Endless.

My favorite movie is Labyrinth.

I love most types of music.

i love writing, reading, watching documentaries. They make me cry.

Ladies and Gents

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (Or do it later.)

If Fanfiction is to you what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, put this in your profile.

If you guys love to read, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a lunatic, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are dead, copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy ever minuet of it.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway

'Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling

Your shin: a device used to find furniture in the dark

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the cops.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

My reality check bounced.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting in the next cell, laughing, and saying, "That was fun, let's do it again!"

A good friend helps find your Prince Charming. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!

I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

When Life gives me lemons, I throw them back and punch Life in the face, really, really hard.

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

To date, life has been a race between Software companies making bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe making bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

Smile. It scares people.

An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!

There are easier things to do in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

Whoever said words don't hurt have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.

Sticks and stones may brake my bones, but words will eventually kill me

When someone annoys you, it takes fourty-two muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend your arm and whack them upside the head.

I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

Life isn't passing me by! It's trying to run me over!

Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(Well somethings giving you permission to steal it!)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(Noooooo! sarcastic.)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Thanks for the warning! It really helped!)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought... what?...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(Awwww!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(Noooo!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(Darnit! I wanted to use it in space! No fair!

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(o.o now thats a shocker)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(aww, but i was going to through them at people)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

(B-B...But...)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If people tend to misunderstand you copy this to your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever been on one train of thought but got distracted for a few seconds and forgot what it was, copy and... what was i doing?

If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mom & dad

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayinin man... That was awsesome!

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: walk in without knocking like they live there.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever!

A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again. Or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, “You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. Best friends Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile!

(The sad part is this is pretty much true for my best friends)

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste if you LOVE to laugh (even if at yourself)

If you're not obsessed with Twilight or just don't like it copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, Elligoat, grimmgurl4ya, SabrinaDaphne13, iizninja, book phan44 MaxKatnissPotter, xAngelReaperx, DreamingFantasyDreams, MadeHartt(screw sparkly vampires!)

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Confucius says: Man who stand in middle of road get hit by bus.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

The one who smiles when all goes wrong has thought of someone to blame

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

Don't knock at Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Add your name to the list if you love to read fiction and are obsessed with fanfiction.net!!!!! xAngelReaperx, DreamingFantasyDreams,

If you have your best moments of fanfiction idea brilliance when you're trying to go to sleep, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have spent multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Harry Potter is still better than Twilight(and always will be), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone (let alone yours)

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you love: “A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies" Copy and paste this on your profile.

When in doubt, make up word s(supercalifragilisticexpialidocious )

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

REMEMBER

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you like the Hunger Games copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've vowed to murder the people who hurt Cinna copy and paste this on your profile.

"Life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass its about learning to dance in the rain"

If you love candy and chocolate, copy this onto your profile

.eliforp rouy otno ti etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you wish a certain fictional character was real copy this onto your profile

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

PPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.” – Unknown

“When there's a will, I want to be in it.” – Unknown

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

Firefighter: “At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.”

"There's no such thing as a stupid question, until you ask it." -That-Guy-With-The-Glasses

When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you!”
Woman: “But would you stay there?”

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.

Angry people need hugs (or sharp objects).

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

I ran with scissors, and lived!

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

Ever wonder...

where we are headed...

Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made withartificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Railroad Sign: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. (Wouldn't they be already dead?)

Blanket from Taiwan: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado.(Super-blanket!)

If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile!

'It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy... It only takes Scooby Doo 25 minutes.'

I hate how the evening news says 'Good Evening', then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

I am the writer of my own life. Unfortunately, I am writing in pen and am prone to making mistakes.

And now on with the show...