Author has written 9 stories for Spider Riders, Avatar: Last Airbender, Delilah and Julius, Yu-Gi-Oh, Glee, Life, and Torchwood.
Hello! I am anime-lovin'-freak =) I'm sure you don't want to know my entire life story, and are probably going to skip my whole profile, which I have recently shortened (yes, it used to be longer. Can you believe it) so all you need to know is: I know I'm best-selling author, but I do try. But honesty is the best policy, so reviews are appreciated =)
"You have a mom? I thought you were raised by sarcastic wolves." - Mark from Roommates
My big questions in life:
Why do you say cheese when someone is taking your picture?
Santa Clause is make-believe, but Eskimo's aren't. Save the Eskimo's, Save the Planet. Stop Global Warming!
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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
"Pets have feelings too"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that those who criticize our generation forget who raised it, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you spent most of your eleventh year on this earth waiting for an owl to come and say you've been accepted into Hogwarts, copy and paste this onto your profile
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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I bid thee farewell
the one and only,
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