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Smackdown 8-08-08
"That's a really good point."
"I have no idea what he said."
"What's your name?"
"Ranjiin."
"What's that? Onion?" - Triple H
Actors: Kellan Lutz, Robert Pattinson, Jackson Rathbone, Cam Gigandet, Matt Damon, Benjamin McKenzie, Gary Oldman, Taylor Lautner, Brad Pitt, Alan Rickman, Justin Hartley, Michael Rosenbaum, Taylor Lautner, Julian McMahon, Orlando Bloom, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chace Crawford, Daniel Craig, James Franco, and others.
TV Shows: Smallville, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, One Tree Hill, The O.C., Friends, Privileged, Monday Night RAW. and Friday Night Smackdown.
Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier Than You since 1901...
Wrestlers I Like
Edge: That man is beautiful. He's a great wrestler. I love him as a heel. And when he came out in the July 4th edition of Smackdown, I was left speechless. He looked amazing.
Mr. Kennedy...Kennedy: I have always loved him, ever since he debuted. Now that he's a face, I get to see him enjoy the fans cheering for him, which is just so cute, just like him.
Stevie Richards: I met him, and he was just the sweetest thing in the world. Still can't beleve he was released.
Gregory Helms: Loved his Hurricane persona. YES!! HE'S BACK!! Don't know how I feel about "Hurricane Helms", but I sure am glad he's back!
Ted DiBiase Jr.- He is pretty cute, and has some god mic skills.
Jeff Hardy: He has had so many problems over the past five years, but hopefully he isn't going back to what happened in 2003. Love his purple hair.
The Undertaker: He is an amazing wrestler, keeping us at the edge of our seats at everyone of his matches.
Randy Orton: Sure, he's good looking, but that's not why I like him. He can wrestle, and is such a great heel
Other mentions: John Cena, CM Punk, Kofi Kingston, Jamie Noble, Big Show, Evan Bourne, and Elijah Burke.
Divas
Lita: She is and always will be my favorite diva no matter what people say about her personal business.She is the reason I watched the womens division back in 2003.Wish she would come back, the women's division needs change.
Trish Stratus: I was a bit skeptical about her at first, but then saw she was very talented . She is such a great wrestler.
Natalya: She seems experienced, and looks like she actually knows how to wrestle.
Layla: Met her the same day I met Carlito, and she was a sweetheart. I cannot say I don't like her after the way she was.
Melina: Has come a long way since her debut. In my opinion, she's great.
Maryse: She's getting better!
TNA
Christopher Daniels: Just love him!!
AJ Styles: Cute, and an amazing wrestler.
Christian
Alex Shelley
Tomko
Booker T
Christy Hemme
Retired wrestlers
Bret Hart: The man is a legend. I would quite honestly die to meet him! If only he was younger. hI cant wait to buy and read his book. I wish he would come to California, and I would get to meet him.
Rob Van Dam: I love him so much! Wrestling seems dull without him.
Rock: Man, he was fine, and could wrestle.
This is a quote by DX I really like:
On Eric Bischoff
Triple H : I didn't wanna bring this up, but he said that we don't even know the meaning of the word "controversial".
Shawn Michaels : What!? Us!? We don't know the meaning of the word controversial!?
Triple H : Well, not much less me; it was mostly you.
Shawn Michaels : What!? Are you kidding me!? I'm the one who put Bret Hart in the Sharpshooter , you know! And you, you!? You know controversy; you married, um, What's-Her-Name !? I can't believe this!
Triple H : I know, I know! But he said it; we don't know the meaning of the word "controversial".
Shawn Michaels : Whaddya mean we don't know controversy!? The both of them ramble on for a few seconds, than HBK turns his attention to someone else.
Shawn Michaels : You! Buddy! What's your name?
Person : Stan.
Shawn Michaels : Stan. Sweet Chin Music See!? I just kicked Stan!
Triple H : Calm down, Shawn!
Shawn Michaels : DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!! NOBODY TELLS ME Storms off THAT I DON'T KNOW CONTROVERSY!! YOU GOTTA BE Superkicks another random person in the hall KIDDIN' ME!! I'M JUST SICK OF PEOPLE TELLING Superkicks another random individual in the hall ME WHAT I KNOW AND WHAT I DON'T KNOW! I KNOW CONTROVERSY! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! Continues storming off
Triple H : Laughing I don't know if that's controversial, but it sure as hell is funny.
Gossip Girl Quotes -
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker!
Serena: I was waiting for that.
Dan: I think I missed a chapter ... (sees Chuck) Or four. Don't you all hate each other?
Blair: Yes.
Nate: Absolutley
Chuck. No.
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not
(picks up phone)
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
(Begining to leave)
Blair: And I'd love a cappuccino!
Blair: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been... a while since my last confession.
Priest: What troubles you, my child?
Blair: (sighs) After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Priest: Ahem.
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: You don't say.
Chuck: Are you Drunk dialing again?!
Chuck: Why should I be chosen to usher? ... I'm Chuck Bass.
Blair: From this moment forward, the events of last night will never be mentioned again, is that clear?
Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair: Well, erase the tape Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Chuck: I'll see you at your party tonight.
Blair: You're officially uninvited.
Chuck: Never stopped me before.
Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
Blair: How do you manage to get out of everything unscathed?
Serena: Because I'm nice. You should try it. Come on, compliment me, tell me my hair looks beautiful.
Blair: But your hair looks disgusting. Did you even shower today?
Blair: Don't worry, I can be a bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I still got the scars on my back to prove it
Blair: (to Georgina) Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
Chuck: Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason... and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause you don't want to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want you to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it... that I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ... pause
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed here.
Chuck: You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face.
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not.
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Chuck: Let's catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other.
Nate: I just don't get it. I organized everything the way she likes it. I mean, I even made sure my bow tie matched her dress.
Chuck: Like the book says, "She's just not that into you."
Serena: Okay let's get one thing straight. Our parents might be insisting on blending our households but I am not your sister. I do not share any of your DNA, nor do I ever wish to.
Chuck: Then I suggest you get new hand towels.
Lily: (to Serena) Don't leave your dirty package on the table.
Chuck: If I had a nickel for every time I heard that.
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There it is folks, if you want to talk!
"At this moment there are 6,502,867,120 in the world, give or take a few and sometimes all you need is one." - Hilarie Burton as Peyton Sawyer.
If It's Not In Your Heart You're Not Gonna Make It.-Lita
"Without me, there would be no Trish Stratus."- Lita
"Always"- Severus Snape
Severus Snape: In the past it was often the Dark Lord's pleasure to invade the minds of his victims, creating visions designed to torture them into madness. Only after extracting the last exquisite ounce of agony, only when he had them literally begging for death would he finally... kill them. Read it, control it, unhinge it. Reply to Harry's question of Voldemort's mind-controlling ability
Umbridge: You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Snape: ...Yes.
Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Snape: ...Obviously.
(Ron snickers just as Umbridge leaves. Snape whacks him over the head with a book)
Harry: This connection between me me and Voldemort, what if the reason for it is that I'm becoming more like him? I just feel so angry, all the time. And what if after everything I've been through, something's gone wrong inside me. What if I'm becoming bad?
Sirius: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. You understand?
Harry nods his head
Sirius: Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We have all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the power we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
Snape has just witnessed Harry's memory of seeing his parents in the Mirror of Erised
Snape: Feeling sentimental? Harry: That's private. Snape: Not to me. And not to the Dark Lord if you don't improve. Every memory he has access to is a weapon he can use against you. You won't last two seconds if he invades your mind. You're just like your father. Lazy, arrogant. 'Harry: Don't say a word against my father. Snape: Weak! Harry: I'm not weak! Snape: Then prove it! Control your emotions! Discipline your mind! Legilimens! Series of flashbacks, including a touching moment between Harry and Sirius Harry: Sirius. Snape: I may vomit. Potter: Stop it! Snape: Is that what you call control? Harry: heavy panting We've been at it for hours. If I could just rest! Snape: The Dark Lord isn't resting. You and Black, you're two of a kind, sentimental children forever whining about how bitterly unfair your lives have been. Well, it may have escaped your notice, but life isn't fair. Your blessed father knew that, in fact he frequently saw to it! Harry: My father was a great man! Snape: Your father was a swine. Legilimens! Harry: Protego!
“If you think I’m going to let six people risk their lives - !”
“ – because it’s the first time for all of us,” said Ron.
“This is different, pretending to be me – ”
“Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,” said Fred earnestly. “Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.”
Snape blocks out Harry after he accidentally sees into Snape's mind while trying to protecting himself Snape: Enough! Enough. Snape grabs Harry by his shirt Snape: Your lessons are at an end. Harry: I didn't mean-- Snape: Get out.
Voldemort: I need that prophecy.
Sirius: You'll have to kill me.
Voldemort: Oh I will, but first you will fetch it for me. Crucio! Crucio!
Snape has just witnessed Harry's memory of seeing his parents in the Mirror of Erised Snape: Feeling sentimental? Harry: That's private. Snape: Not to me. And not to the Dark Lord if you don't improve. Every memory he has access to is a weapon he can use against you. You won't last two seconds if he invades your mind. You're just like your father. Lazy, arrogant. 'Harry: Don't say a word against my father. Snape: Weak! Harry: I'm not weak! Snape: Then prove it! Control your emotions! Discipline your mind! Legilimens! Series of flashbacks, including a touching moment between Harry and Sirius Harry: Sirius. Snape: I may vomit. Potter: Stop it! Snape: Is that what you call control? Harry: heavy panting We've been at it for hours. If I could just rest! Snape: The Dark Lord isn't resting. You and Black, you're two of a kind, sentimental children forever whining about how bitterly unfair your lives have been. Well, it may have escaped your notice, but life isn't fair. Your blessed father knew that, in fact he frequently saw to it! Harry: My father was a great man! Snape: Your father was a swine. Legilimens! Harry: Protego!
Snape: You sent for me, Headmistress?
Umbridge: Snape, yes. The time has come for answers, whether they want to give them to me or not. Have you brought the Veritaserum?
Snape: I'm afraid you used up all my stores, interrogating students. The last of it on Miss Chang. Unless you wish to poison him - and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy if you did - I cannot help you.
Harry: He's got Padfoot. He's got Padfoot at the place where it's hidden.
Umbridge: Padfoot? What is Padfoot? Where what is hidden? What is he talking about Snape?
Snape: No idea.
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred and George are listening in on the Order's meeting Sirius: If anyone has a right to know it's Harry. If it wasn't for him we wouldn't even know Voldemort was back. He's not a child, Molly! Molly Weasley: He's not a adult either. He's not James, Sirius. Sirius Black: He's not your son. Molly Weasley: He's as good as. Who else has he got? Ginny joins them Harry: Hey, Ginny. Sirius: He's got me! Snape: How touching and paternal, Black. Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather. Sirius: Now you stay out of this, Snivellus. Harry: Snape's part of the Order? Ron: Git. Sirius: I don't care what Dumbledore says about your supposed reformation, I know better. Snape: Why don't you tell him? Or are you afraid he won't take serious the word of a man hiding in his mother's house? Crookshanks starts to play with the Extendable Ear eventually pulling it loose Ron: Hermione, I hate your cat. Hermione: Bad Crookshanks!
Lucius Malfoy: Did you actually believe, were you truly naive enough to think that children stood a chance, against us? I'll make this simple for you, Potter. Give me the prophecy now, or watch your friends die. Neville: Don't give it to him, Harry! Bellatrix Lestrange: Sst! Harry hesitates but hands over the prophecy. Malfoy holds it up and a white light distracts them. Sirius: Get away from my godson. punches Malfoy
"Well I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?" "Probably that you are going to be eaten by a giant marshmellow or something," said Harry
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." - Harry
"...From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die ,Ron , die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." - Ron
"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." - Ron
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"
"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-"
Sirius: Now listen to me. I want you to take the others and get out of here. Harry: What? No. I'm staying with you-- Sirius: You've done beautifully. Now let me take it from here.
"Just be yourself. Don't let society dictate you -- you dictate to society."--Amy Dumas, a.k.a. Lita
"I have been dreaming, Trish. I've been dreaming for the past seven months about the day I get my hands on you. Everything I've been through... from finding out I was pregnant, to that son of a bitch Snitsky... every emotion, every ounce of pain and suffering welling up inside of me, Trish, I'm gonna take it all out on you. And you're right, Trish. You're right about one thing. I am the Walking Kiss of Death. So this Sunday... PUCKER UP!" - November 8th, 2004 RAW~Lita
Without me, there would be no Mickie James! For that matter, without me, there would be no Trish Stratus! - November 20th, 2006 RAW~ Lita (Very true!)
Tomko: Well, let me tell you... It's Tomko Time!!
"Sometime it's what you don't do that makes you who you are."- CM Punk, WWE Raw. August 11, 2008.
"What if, uh, Triple H and I teamed up to take on your hip hop bling bling ass?", Edge
"From now on the only person I am going to help is, ME!"-Gregory Helms
"I don't discriminate, I dominate."-Gregory Helms
Roode: "I own you! What's your prob-" Tomko steps in, pushing Roode away from Ms. Brooks. Tomko: "You own her?" Roode: "Yeah, why? You want her?" Tomko: "You OWN her!?" Roode: "Stay out of my business!" Tomko: "You wanna fight!?" Roode: "Stay out of my business!" Tomko roughly shoves Roode down halfway across the ring. Tomko: "I KNOW you don't want it with me!"
"I am super at every thing I do."-Gregory Helms
"Matt Hardy you might be good, but I'm just better."-Gregory Helms
Book, book, book, I'm just a Booker T! (Booker T!) I'm not your sucka! (sucka!)- Booker T
Singing "HBK" Shawn Michaels's song.- Booker T
"J-E-double F J-A-double R-E-double T. Double J, Jeff Jarrett."- Jeff Jarrett
"It doesn't get any better than me."- Jeff Jarrett (It sure doesn't!)
"I am the King of the Mountain!"-Jeff Jarrett
"Welcome to Planet Jarrett!"Jeff Jarrett
"The 9th Wonder of the World gets anything she wants!"-Chyna
"I am no man's property!"-Sable
"Nice guys finish last...thank God I'm an asshole!"-Mr. Kennedy...Kennedy
"Say it loud, say it proud!"-Mr. Kennedy...Kennedy
"Talk loud, hit harder!"- Mr. Kennedy...Kennedy
"Thank you, and once again...the pleasure, was all yours."- Mr. Kennedy...Kennedy
"MMMIIIIISSTEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...NO, SHUT UP!! I DO THIS BY MYSELF!! MMIIIIISSTEEEEEEERRRRRR...KEEENNNEEEEEDAAAAAY!! ...Kennedy!!" (Don't think that needs an explenation)
I meant to do that. (as he fails to catch the microphone lowered from the ceiling) grabs the mic You know him. You love him. You cannot live without him... Misterrrrrrr Kennedyyyy... Kennedy!
Do you guys want some Mr. Kennedy merchandise? (Audience cheers) Well if you want some Mr. Kennedy merchandise, then go buy some Mr. Kennedy merchandise! (Audience boos)
"Who in the blue hell are you?"- Dwayne Johnson
"It doesn't matter what you think."-Dwayne Johnson
Christian's freestyle rap
Christian: "Tomko, give me a beat."
Tomko: "No."
"I'm the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be!"-Bret Hart
"AJ Styles is somebody that I think pound for pound is as good a wrestler I've seen wrestling out there today. I wish I could work with him and I wish that he was a little bigger, if he was about my size... He's a great wrestler."- Bret Hart
"I always thought the most beautiful matches were the ones that I lost."- Bret Hart
"Clark wouldn't give up on us; we're not going to give up on him" - Oliver Queen - Odyssey
Smallville- Episode-Justice-Season 6
Bart: I want a lawyer.
Lex: And I want a ponytail! Disappointment abounds.
Victor: Ollie found me. I was living on the streets. He gave me a warm meal, roof over my head... and a reason to go on living.
Oliver: Did he just say something nice about me?
A.C.: Maybe he's starting to rust.
Clark: A.C., how'd you fall into all this?
A.C.: I got into a little trouble sinking a whaler off the coast of Japan.
Victor: A little trouble? That's what you're gonna go with? Ollie had to save your scaly butt from getting filleted.
A.C.: I would have gotten out of it.
Oliver: Before or after they packed you into a thousand little tin cans?
Victor: Well, at least he would have been dolphin-safe.
A.C.: Fish jokes. That's all I ever get are fish jokes.
Oliver: Come on boys, let's go save the world.
One Tree Hill
Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world, maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you. Someone trying to find their way. Someone trying to find their place. Someone trying to find their self. Sometimes it seems like you are the only one in the world who's struggling, who's frustrated, or unsatisfied, or barely getting by. But that feeling's a lie. And if you just hold on, just find the courage to face it all for another day, someone or something will find you and make it all okay. Because we all need a little help sometimes. Someone to help us hear the music in the world, to remind us that it won't always be this way. That someone is out there. And that someone will find you.
— Lucas Eugene Scott
Whitey: You must be proud of your son, the way he acted, Danny. Dan: He acted like a child. Whitey: No, Danny! He acted like a man.
Lucas: Peyton Sawyer is a good friend. Brooke Davis is my girlfriend. At least, for now she is.
Lucas: How is my little nephew? Haley: Fine, how's his uncle's heart? Lucas: Oh, it's fine. Peyton: How are you feeling, Haley? Lucas:Hales, you know my girlfriend Peyton, right? Peyton: Oh, God. (Peyton leaves, embarrassed) Haley: What? Since when? Lucas: Since now, I hope! I'll let you know.
Rachel: Our friend has been waiting a long time. Nurse: And she's going to keep waiting. Brooke: Look she's pregnant and in a lot of pain Nurse: I know you cheerleaders expect special treatment, but I never liked the cheerleaders at my school. Rachel: Its probably because you looked like that. Nurse: Guess who's going to wait even longer. Peyton: Like hell she will come on Haley. Nurse: Don't make me call security. Brooke: Fine call them call the police and tell them your discriminating against cheerleaders. Rachel: Nice Brooke. Nurse: Wait a second. Doctor: What's going on here?. Peyton: Our friend here is pregnant and in a lot of pain and this bitch is about to get her ass kicked. Doctor: Calm down I'll look at her. You go wait in the lobby and cheer about something.
Teacher: Well, well, passing notes Mr. Scott? How about we share this with the class? Lucas: I'd be happy to. Ahm, it just says, Peyton you look amazing. And I can't wait until class is over so I can look at those green eyes and kiss your perfect lips. Did I miss anything? Teacher: No, that, that pretty much covers it. Peyton, care to respond? Peyton leans over and kisses Luke Oh, young love. At least you'll be together in detention. Peyton: to Lucas So worth it.
Lucas: Have you ever had a dream that seemed so real when you woke up you didn't know what to believe? What would you do if what you thought was true wasn't, and what you thought wasn't true was. Would you retreat into your dreams with the hope of finding a more perfect reality? Sometimes life is stranger than a dream, and the only way to wake up is to face what lies are hidden in your soul. And you can only hope that in those moments of dark reflection, that you are not alone.
Peyton: So I guess I was right about the partial nudity thing. Boys locker room? Nathan: Just following the assignment. Peyton: Ok. Nathan: You see this? The summer I decided to really dedicate myself to basketball, my dad said I was way too skinny to ever be a great player. He said I wasn't tough enough, that I wasn't strong enough. So to prove him wrong, I spent every single day in this training room. It was like a thousand degrees in it, but I wasn't gonna let him be right. Peyton: Anger's motivation. Nathan: Anger and inspiration. Every time I benched another ten pounds, I scratched two letters, under the plate. Peyton: What does it say? PS? Nathan: It was the same summer we started dating. We were pretty good together weren't we? Peyton: Gimme your hand. Ok, I want you to feel this. Nathan: Geeze what happened? Peyton: I broke that knuckle punching something after we've broken up for like the twentieth time! We were horrible together! Nathan: Yeah, I know, I was kinda hoping you forgot. Peyton: No.
Glenda: So I've been thinking about your manuscript. You need to give it to someone who won't go easy with you, someone who's gonna tell you the truth... Lucas: Someone like you? Glenda: I haven't actually been that truthful, I mean not about school. The truth is I'm gonna miss this place. And it's all my fault. I just wish I would have tried harder, and I just didn't wanna look like an idiot. Lucas: I think everybody feels that way sometimes. You know like people don't see them for who they really are. It's not just you. Glenda: You would have made a great goth you know? A little tortured, a bit of a loaner, but kind.
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the creep that made you cry
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,
Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the creep that made you cry
What guys need to know.
All right let's face it. Guys, you'll never fully understand us girls. Sure, you can try for all you're worth but you'll never really get us. So here are 15 things to help you.
1. When we get all dressed up-it's for you. Be happy about it!
2. We feel better about ourselves when we look good and are busy whether with friends, sports, or anything else.
3. When we're mad, don't talk right away. Let us steam. Just sit there, be there, but don't say anything until we do.
4. If you buy us stuff yes, it makes us feel special but don't spoil us. We like you for who you are-not how much we get from you.
5. Girls like to be hyper-it's fun. So if we're hyper, smile and laugh with us. If we're really crazy then maybe you can tell us to calm down.
6. Blonde moments happen to us all. Just explain things in detail-not like we're stupid-but make sure we understand.
7. If a cute guy walks by, expect us to be checking him out and then talking about him. It's habit-deal with it!
8. Every girl loves a guy who can make her laugh. So funny guys-you got it made! Just have fun and play around- you'd be surprised at how much we laugh at stupid stuff!
9. When we're at a sleep over and we call you it's probably to figure out who you like. Just tell us and get it over with. But if you don't-then you're going to play a guessing game and there's nothing you can do about it.
10. It's true that some girls like it when you ask us out face to face. But most girls don't. Find out for SURE which one we like. Cuz some of us don't want to watch your faces crumple in misery, so it's like taking away our choice. It's like we HAVE to say yes. And it drives us CRAZY!! It's probably safer for you to send a friend.
11. Keeping a conversation going by yourself is hard work. So please, please, please!- don't reply with one word or grunts. TALK! If you don't we get angry!
12. If we tell you not to touch us don't get offended but follow the advice. It may be that we just don't want you touching us or it may be our mood that day. We have personal space bubbles. Sometimes they're made of steel.
13. When we get mad at little things don't assume PMS. That just makes us angrier if it's not true. You don't know what's going on. Just stay out of it unless we tell you about it!
14. We're happier when there's more things to do. So be ready to run around and go crazy with us. And be cool enough to actually go along with us.
15. All you tough, sportsy guys-yes we like you, yes we think you're hot. But we like you sooooo much better if you're not a jerk. Be nice, sweet, sensitive, and ready at a moment to stand up for us.
Dawson's Creek
Todd: So what do you want to be when you grow up, Dawson? Dawson: What else? A director. Todd: Yeah? What are you doing about it? Dawson: USC Film School. Todd: Film school is for pussies. What are you really doing about it? Dawson: I, uh… I made a documentary last year about A.I. Brooks. Todd: Who? Dawson: He was this pulp director from the 50s. It’s an amazing story, actually. I could show it to you. Todd: No thanks. Dawson: Okay. Todd: Look, you’re what, like 18? Dawson: Yeah. Todd: Chances are, it’s bad. And if I take a look at it and it does indeed suck, than I have to come up with some sort of B.S. so you don’t feel bad. And if on the off chance it’s actually good, what do I need that for? Why would I want to be jealous of some 18 year old kid that makes better flicks than I do? Do you see my predicament? Assistant: They’re ready for you, Todd. Todd: Welcome to Hollywood, Dawson.
Supernatural
Sam: Dad let you go on a hunting trip by yourself?
Dean: I'm twenty-six, dude.
Dean: I can't do this alone.
Sam: Yes, you can.
Dean: (looks down and away) Well, I don't want to.
Sam: So how'd you pay for that stuff? You and Dad still running credit card scams?
Dean: Well, yeah. Hunting ain't exactly a pro-ball career. Besides, all we do is apply. It's not our fault they send us the cards.
Sam: Dude, you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well, for one, they're cassette tapes. And two, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica?! It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.
Sam: You know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?
Dean: Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud.
Sam: Hey, Dean. What I said earlier, about Mom and Dad, I'm sorry.
Dean: (holds up hand to stop Sam) No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch.
Hailey: And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Dean: Sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Dean: And what do you mean I didn't pack provisions? (Pulls out a bag of M&Ms)
Dean: You wanna tell me what's goin' on in that freaky head of yours?
Sam: Dean...
Dean: No, you're not fine, you're like a powder keg, man, it's not like you. I'm supposed to be the belligerent one, remember?
Sam: “Kids are the best”? You don't even like kids.
Dean: I love kids.
Sam: Name three children that you even know.
(Dean thinks and Sam begins to walk away. Dean scratches his head)
Dean: I'm thinking!
One Tree Hill
Lucas: My name is Lucas Scott. I'm a senior at Tree Hill High School. Tree Hill is just a place somewhere in the world. Maybe it's a lot like your world. Maybe it's nothing like it. But if you look closer, you might see someone like you. Or someone like my best friend, Haley. If you're married, a senior in high school, and not sure if your husband is still alive, then I'd say your world is a lot like Haley's. Today was supposed to be the best day of her life. But it's amazing how things can change in the blink of an eye. Or, in this case, in 29 minutes.
Peyton: Someone once told me, Every song has an ending Jake, but is that any reason not to enjoy the music
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
"He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl. To Elizabeth And you felt guilty. To Barbossa And you and your Brethren Court. Did no one come to save me just because they missed me? Marty, then Ragetti, Pintel, and Jack the monkey raise their hands I'm standing over there with them."-Captain Jack Sparrow
"Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded. After Will looks suspiciously at Elizabeth Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here."-Captain Jack Sparrow
After Davy Jones knocks his tea out of his hand "I hadn't finished that."- Will Turner
"Keep a weather eye on the horizon."-Will Turner
"If he's not with you, and he's not with us, who's he with?"-Will Turner
"No cause is lost if but one fool is left to fight for it."-Will Turner
Discussing who could replace Davy Jones Who? ... Jack is silent, but smiles ... You?
"Why don’t you both go ashore and leave the ship in my command? everyone looks at him ...Temporarily."
When Jack tosses him off the ship "I hate him."
To Elizabeth" I've made my choice, what's yours?"
"I told myself, think like Jack."
"Fight or not, you're not running Jack."
Jack the Monkey is shot from a cannon, saving Will "Thank you, Jack."
"Turner was merely the tool of your betrayal, if you wish to see its grand architect, look to your left."-Lord Cutler Beckett
The Dark Knight
I've seen now what I would have to become to stop men like him.- Batman
I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line. -Batman
Batman has no limits. -Batman
I just want my phone call.- Joker
After Batman asks Joker why he wants to kill him I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No…no, no. No, you…complete me.-Joker
Introduce a little anarchy…upset the established order…and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos.-Joker
To Batman while hanging upside down from a building You won't kill me because of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because…you're just too much fun! I think you and I are destined to do this forever.-Joker
"If we're going to play games, I'm going to need a cup of coffee."-Commissioner Gordon a.k.a.-Gary Oldman :D
Batman has agreed to take the blame for Two-Face's murders so that Harvey Dent can be remembered as a hero "He's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now…and so we'll hunt him…because he can take it…because he's not our hero… he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector… the Dark Knight." credits roll- Commissioner Gordon a.k.a.-Gary Oldman
Grey's Anatomy
Meredith: I wish I wanted to be a chef, or a ski instructor, or a kindergarten teacher.
George: You know, I would have been a really good postal worker. I'm dependable.
Meredith: chuckles
George: You know, my parents tell everyone they meet that their son's a surgeon. As if it's a big accomplishment. Superhero or something... If they could see me now.
Meredith: When I told my mother I wanted to go to medical school, she tried to talk me out of it. Said I didn't have what it takes to be a surgeon, that I'd never make it. So the way I see it, superhero sounds pretty damn good.
The O.C.
Ryan: Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025, which means people are gonna have to stay in their jobs until they're 80. So I don't wanna commit to anything too soon.
Marissa: So, what are you doing here? Seriously.
Ryan: seriously? I stole a car. Crashed it. Actually, my brother did. Since he had a gun and drugs on him, he's in jail. I got out, then my mom threw me out. She was pissed off... drunk. And Mr. Cohen took me in.
Marissa: You're their cousin from Boston, right?
Ryan: Right.
Seth: (to Ryan) Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know... um...
Seth: (to Ryan) Summer's right over there. Look. Oh, stop, don't look. But, I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking.
Luke: Welcome to the O.C., bitch. This is how it's done in Orange County.
Sandy: So, I thought we'd head out to the fashion show at around seven.
Seth: Yeah, okay. Have fun.
Sandy: Come on. It's a whole new school year, Seth.
Seth: It's also the same kids, Dad. Why do they even need a fashion show? Every day's a fashion show for these people.
Sandy: Yeah, well, Ryan has to go. Marissa invited him.
Seth: (to Ryan) Marissa invited you? I've lived next door to Marissa since, like, forever. Her dad almost got married to my mom even, and, like, she's never even invited me to a birthday.
Sandy: That is not true. They did not almost get married.
Ryan: Hey, maybe Summer will be there.
Seth: That's interesting. She is Marissa's best friend. 7:00?