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Lianna Weschester
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since: 03-22-08, id: 1531453, Profile edited: 08-29-08
Author has written 6 stories for Artemis fowl, and Twilight.

Before you go reading my stories or go through my profile, there is one thing I need to make completely clear. I will never write a story where Bella is with anyone other than Edward. NEVER!

Name: Lianna Weschester

Nickname: Lia

Age: 13

What do I look like: I suppose I look slightly like Aurora does, from my story Mutual Enemies, but not exactly. I based Aurora's most prominent features on mine, like the emerald green eyes, milky white skin and vibrant ginger hair.

Favourite Authors: Stephenie Meyer, Eoin Colfer, J.K Rowling, D.J MacHale, Vivian Vande Velde, Meg Cabot, James Patterson, Phillip Pullman, Tamora Pierce, Kate Brian, Cassandra Clare, Christopher Paolini, James Lincoln Collier, Charles Dickens, Elizabeth Peters, Stuart Woods, Melina Marchetta, Isobelle Carmody, John Flanagan, Anthony Horowitz, Gail Carson Levine, Jean Ferris, Diana W. Jones, Niki Burnham, Robin McKinley, Moira J. Moore, Ellen Kushner, Jessica Day, Jane Austen and the list goes on and on (those are just the ones I can think of off the top of my head)!

Favourite Books (In order by the authors): The Twilight Saga, The Artemis Fowl Saga, The Harry Potter Saga, Pendragon, Dragon's Bait, Pants on Fire, Maximum Ride, The Golden Compass, Trickster's Queen, Ambition, City of Bones, Eragon, The Empty Mirror, A Tale of Two Citites, Amelia Peabody, Will Lee, Looking for Alibrandi, The Farseekers, and I forget the rest (Book worm, much?)

Cute Quotes From Twilight:

"You really should stay away from me. See you in class."
Edward

"Do you have a multiple personality disorder?"
Bella

"Well...I decied as long as I was going to hell I might as well do it throughly."
Edward

"I think you made you're opinion on the subject of my intellect clear."
Bella

"No" I disagreed quickly my eyes narrowing,"I can't imagine why that would be frustrating at all, just because someone refuses to tell you what they're thinking, even all the while there making cryptic little remarks specifically designed to keep you up at night wondering what they could possibly mean...now why would that be frustrating?"
Bella

"Or better, say that person did a wide range of bizarre things, from saving you're life under impossible circumstances one day, treating you like pariah the next and never explained any of that, either, even after he promised. That would also be very non-frustrating."
Bella

"You were right." (bella says this) "I usually am- but about what in particular this time?"
Bella & Edward

"Just prattle about something unimportant till I can calm down." (Edward says this) "Umm...I'm gonna run over Tyler tomorrow before school?"
Edward & Bella

"Do I dazzle you?" (Edward says this) "Frequently."
Edward & Bella

"Would you please tell me what you're thinking? BEFORE I go mad?"
Edward

"You should probably know I'm breaking the rules right now. Well, not technically, since he said I was never to walk through his door again, and I came in the window...but still, the intent was clear."
Edward

"Your hair looks like a haystack, but I like it."
Edward

"I'm sorry if there's been some kind of miscommunication, but Bella is not available tonight. To be perfectly honest she'll be unavailable every night as far as anyone other than myself is concerned"
Edward

Bella: So, lets say my bad luck did crash the plane. What exactly were you going to do about it?
Edward: Why is the plane crashing?
Bella: The pilots are passed out drunk.
Edward: Easy. I'd fly the plane
Bella: Both engines have exploded and we're falling in a dead spiral towards the Earth.
Edward: I'd wait until we were close enough to the ground, get a good grip on you, and kick out the wall and jump. Then... I'd run you back to the scene of the accident and we'd stumble around like the two luckiest survivors in history.

"Oh, I'm with the vampires!"
Bella

My Stories (From worst to best):

1) Artemis Fowl in Hogwarts: My earliest story and not my best. This was the story I wrote before I started reading Twilight. There wasn't much of a plot in this story and I realized that I made Aurora a bit of a Sue. It wasn't intentional, but it happened. Seriously, out of all my stories, this one should be the last one you read. It's the prequel to Mutual Enemies, a better, but still not my best story.

2) Mutual Enemies: This is the sequel to Artemis Fowl in Hogwarts. I never intended to make a sequel to Artemis Fowl in Hogwarts, but I still hadn't read Twilight and I really didn't feel like writing for Harry Potter. At the very least, I made Aurora less of a Sue in this story, but I somehow made Artemis seem a LOT like Edward Cullen. Out of all my stories, this is my second to worst.

3) The Untouchables: The only reason I started this story was because I had no other ideas. At the time I thought it would be great, but now I see that it's just a hassle to keep up with. Most of the characters are OOC in this story, like Bella's attitude, she's more distant and cold then ever. And Edward too, I'm just glad I didn't make him a man-whore. This is my third worst story.

4) Apple Martini: Again, another accident. I was at my country place, I was day-dreaming about Edward (Like freakin' always!) and I just thought about this cute little story based mostly on sarcasm. There's no real plot to this story, so sooner or later I'm going to delete it. Bella's personality is very OOC in this story, more so than The Untouchables. This is my fourth worst story.

5) All Because of that Stupid Bella Swan: This was just a little one-shot I thought about one day when I was re-reading Twilight for, what, the fourty-seventh time. I was reading the Port Angeles scene and I thought, "Whatever happened to waitress that served them?" and it came to me. Obviously I was going to make her jealous and cynical, because that was kind of obviously her personaliy to begin with. This is my second-to best story.

6) You Obviously Haven't Seen the Wings: My best story to date. Most of the characters are IC maybe, except Bella, who is slightly OOC-ish. So far, it's the only Twilight story that I'm following through with. I'm just happy that I kept Bella somewhat IC. I also kept Edward sort of IC, but that depends on how you view him. I might make a sequel to this story, but I doubt it. My absolute favourite story that I've wrote so far.

Plots I HATE: (I owe this idea to the Romantical Edwardian, I can't take credit for something I didn't come up with!)

Twilight:

1) Bella gets raped:

Okay, lets face it, if it wasn't an all human story, it could NEVER happen once Bella met Edward, Alice would see a vision of Bella being raped and tell Edward about it before anything happened! And, just to put it plainly, I absolutely hate stories where Bella get's pregnant with anyone's elses baby except Edward's, it's unethical!

2) Bella and Jacob:

They've already made this clear, Bella is in love with Jacob, but she can't live without Edward. She just loves him more. Edward and Bella are soul mates, they aren't meant for anyone but the other.

3) Bella and Mike:

Nuh-uh, NEVER going to happen. Get over it, Mike is just too...golden retriver-ish for Bella. And I hate stories where he rapes her, I do hate Mike, but give the guy a break, he would never go THAT far to have her!

4) Charlie is abusive:

Please, give ME a break. Charlie is the farthest thing from a child abuser, especially to his precious Bella. He's far too over-protective! I know that it's important to a lot of plot lines, but that is the fartest you can go with OOC, please just stick to the facts, Charlie wouldn't do that.

5) Edward never came back:

Nooooooo!! Edward had to come back, there is no second option! N-O, Edward came back, end of story! EDWARD WOULD HAVE COME BACK EVEN IF BELLA HADN'T JUMPED FOR THE SIMPLE REASON THAT HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HER!

6) Edward had a fling or a girlfriend before Bella or after:

What I mean by that is, if he had some sort of fling with Tanya or one of the other females back in Delani. It already said in both Twilight, New Moon AND Eclipse, that he didn't want ANYONE before he met Bella. That also goes for after he met Bella, when he left her in New Moon. Remember when he said he pretty much CURLED UP INTO A BALL AND LET THE MISERY GET TO HIM? HE WOULDN'T HAVE CHEATED ON BELLA... IN THAT WAY WHEN HE LEFT HER, NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. I also hate stories, where, WHEN Bella got to Forks, he was already dating someone, like Lauren.

7) Bella or Edward gave up their virginities before meeting each other:

Ok, I'm not even going to argue this fact, because it wouldn't happen. Bella nor Edward ever met someone who would want to make them have sex. And neither of them are sluts, manwhore, ect..., I hate stories where Bella is a slut and Edward is a manwhore! ONCE AGAIN, UNETHICAL!

8) Bella with any of the other Cullen's or Hale:

Let's face it, Alice and Jasper and soul mates and so are Emmett and Rosalie, nothing could ever sepearte them And I hate stories where Edward cheats on Bella with Alice or Rosalie. (Sorry that I hate so many types of stories!)

9) If Edward left for a second time, or actually GOT over Bella the FIRST time he left:

Once again, I'm not going to bother arguing with you, because this is SICK AND WRONG! THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN, THEY ARE SOUL MATES AND HE WOULD NEVER GET OVER HER. And besides, the first time Edward left, it was only to protect Bella, and when he realized that THAT didn't work, he promised never to leave again!

10) BELLA HERSELF gets over Edward, moves on, goes with Jake:

Wrong with a capital W. Bella loves Edward too much, she became a zombie when he left, ALL FOR HIM. She loves Jake true, but her love for Edward is greater, and in the end, true love conquers all. (Sorry, that was corny, but it sounded right!)

11) Angela is a bitch/slut and/or groupie of Lauren and Jessica:

Okay, I don't really hate this plot, I just dislike it, because Angela is the farthest thing from a bitch and/or slut, so that's just about as OOC you can get other than Charlie, the abusive dad.

Ok, that's all. Wow--That was a lot. Smiles happily I hope you don't think I hate ALL stories, I love most of them, I just don't like a few plot lines, it's only eleven GET OVER IT. I'm very passionate about what I read! I don't read trash, or stories where they talk IM 24/7. "We're not your IM buddies. We're your readers. Show US some respect by not feeding us garbage." Wise words from Romantical Edwardian, I swear, that girl is my hero!

If you could, could you please send in as many story idea as you possibly could, so that I had some new ideas? I will say who the idea came from, I would NEVER take the credit for someone else's work (Note passage above!)

I'll be writing down the story ideas here, so tell me when you're ready!! Thankies!!

Midnight Sun

As some of you may know, Stephenie's partial-draft of Midnight Sun was illegally posted on the Internet and has since been virally distributed without her permission or knowledge or the knowledge or permission of her publisher, and because of this, Stephenie is considering not finishing the novel. So, thanks to a bunch of idiots who thought it would be funny to post twelve freakin' chapters without her permission, thousands--no, hundreds of thousands of fans are probably not going to be able to read Midnight Sun.

So how funny is it now? Ever since Twilight first came out, everyone always wanted to know what was going on inside Edward's head during every event: What was his first reaction to seeing Bella, in his mind? What were his feelings when he went to spy on Bella that fateful night? When did he first realized he loved Bella? These were questions (along with hundreds of others) that passed through my head when I started the first book of the Twilight saga. For the longest time the only thing I could think about was: Could Stephenie possibly write a novel about Twilight in Edward's perspective? So I literally jumped for joy when I first heard about Midnight Sun. I swear, my friends couldn't get me to shut up for weeks. And when I read the first chapter, my first thought was: W-o-w. I was ecstatic, this meant, that after Breaking Dawn was published, I would still have a book to read about Bella and Edward! I wouldn't completely lose the series!

And now, I'll probably never get to read the whole book. Sure I've read the leaked twelve chapters (They were published on Stephenie's site) but what's the fun in that? That was a partial-draft! There's a reason for that name, it meant that it wasn't edited, corrected, re-read, etc... Thanks to these morons, me and every other Twilight fan in the world, will probably never have the nice, printed, fresh, copy of Midnight Sun to put in our bookshelves beside Breaking Dawn, we'll never be able to open that clean, hardcover (or paperback, your perferance) novel and re-read Edward's side of the story. Twelve chapters does not make a book, especially not this book! Will we ever know exactly what Edward was thinking when he read Bella's note? Will we ever know exactly what he felt when he saw Bella, bruised and bloody in the ballet studio? Will we?

Those assholes had better watch their step, because if any of us Twilight fan girls ever find out who they were...well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

This is the address to my homepage: http://www.freewebs.com/lianna-weschester/

Go to my homepage for update memos, sneak peeks, photos and more!! Check out my blog daily for posts.

This is the address for ALL the outfits in my Twilight story, please wait for the outfits for my Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter stories: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/profile?id=273368

I thank all my readers for taking the time to review on my stories!! Aurora says hi as well!!

Links for 'You Obviously Haven't Seen the Wings':

Forks forest: http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/img/forks0.jpg

Character pictures: http://www.freewebs.com/lianna-weschester/apps/photos/album.jsp?albumID=2000308

Toodles (My trademark goodbye),

Lianna Weschester!

Until next time!!




1. You Obviously Haven't Seen the Wings » reviews
Your typical Maximum Ride and Twilight crossover, with a twist, this time, Bella’s part of the Flock. Will Edward still fall in love with Bella—wings and all? AU, BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,146 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 9-4-08 - Published: 8-25-08
2. Apple Martini » reviews
Shy, sarcastic, Bella Swan met overconfident, gorgeous Edward Cullen at a bar one fateful night. Love at first sight, or something else? EdwardxBella, regular pairings. AU, All-human.
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 8-11-08 - Published: 7-28-08
3. All Because of that Stupid Bella Swan reviews
Do any of you remember the waitress that first served Bella and Edward? What do you think was going through her mind after she learned that Bella was going to marry Edward? One-shot about the waitress. After Breaking Dawn, though no Renesmee mentioned.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-6-08 - Published: 8-6-08
4. The Untouchables » reviews
They are the untouchables, the ones that every girl envies and every guy wants. Cold and indifferent to the attention, these three girls have never stayed at the same college for more than a few weeks. Could three mysterious boys change that? R&R BxE AU
Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,461 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 7-7-08
5. Mutual Enemies » reviews
This is the sequel to Artemis Fowl in Hogwarts. After a fight between Aurora and Artemis, he left for Limbo for a year, leaving Aurora. Now he's back and he's not the same person who left on that bright, sunny day. R&R, HP x AF.
Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 6-9-08
6. Artemis Fowl in Hogwarts » reviews
Artemis Fowl goes to Hogwarts with a new character! I suck at the summary! R & R! AF/HP crossover! Rated T for safety!
Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,419 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 4-6-08
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