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Author has written 53 stories for Slam Dunk, Trinity Blood, and Bleach. I love reading; always have. It would explain why I'm here, endlessly uploading fics onto this site when I most undoubtedly could have been doing something more useful and socially productive. Like, say, plotting world domination or something to that scale. But that's exactly what I'm not doing, and that brings me back to why I'm here. You'll never find an answer. But you'd might as well make good use of your time while here: why not check out some of my works, for what they're worth? Critiques, eulogy, flames, incoherent announcements of your existence--they're all welcome. For the stories that The Long Fall of Prose and I are collaborating on, visit Kaiser Bluesummers. And now, I'll afford this page a brief yet guarded introduction to myself so that people don't run off with all kinds of misconceptions about me. First and foremost, unlike most of the other authors on this site, I'm male. And I'm not a geek despite being reasonably well-off on the academic front: I play basketball and all other kinds of cool stuff. Fine, just basketball. Age: 16 Hometown: Seattle, Washington Present City: Not Seattle, Washington Present Country: Go figure Nationality: American Race: Indian Misc: I'm an Indian American (by jus soli), and I don't think it's as bad as I considered it a few years ago. Ambitions are a bit of a haze in my mind right now, but for the time being, I want to get into either UC Berkeley or Stanford University. I've always liked the English language. It was the first language I learned and by far the one I know best. I've always had a tendency to correct people (like, since I was in kindergarten or whatever) on the language front, in grammar or pronunciation. The former kind would reflect rather forcefully in the kind of reviews I submit to stories here. Most of the time they're pretty critical, especially if I really hate the story in question--then I get really mean. But despite all that, I know I'm not perfect; nobody is. So I wouldn't get all defensive if someone pointed out my mistakes. It's what helps you learn. I like anime, and this is often the object of hilarity among my friends, but I couldn't care less. My favorite anime shows are Bleach and Slam Dunk, and my present obsession is the former. My favorite character is Byakuya Kuchiki, as my profile pic would suggest, since he embodies most, if not all of the qualities that I exalt. | |||||||||||
1. The Ulterior MotiveIchigo and Rukia try to understand why Byakuya would betray them. But it isn't as simple as it sounds. There are surprises, of course, and conspiracies. One-shot. Crack.Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Published: 11-22-09 - Byakuya K. & Ichigo K. - Complete2. When Everything Went Wrong reviewsEverything was going fine at Las Noches until... Aizen insulted Ulquiorra in the worst way imaginable. The Cuarto was, needless to say, disconcerted. But why was Aizen behaving so strangely? One-shot. As crack as you can get.Bleach - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-09 - Aizen S. - Complete3. The Missing Scarf reviewsA scarf-less Byakuya roams the Seireitei in search of his most prized possession, bumping into people he would much rather avoid in the process. But what's the mystery behind it all? One-shot. Crack.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-18-09 - Byakuya K. - Complete4. Working With You » reviewsUlquiorra has always looked down on the Sexta. Grimmjow, too, has always harbored a deep hatred for the Cuarta. As fate would have it, Aizen assigned both of them to a mission. Ulquiorra also notices that Grimmjow was behaving rather strangely. GrimmUlquiBleach - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 4-29-09 - Ulquiorra & Grimmjow J.5. Nearing the End reviewsAll evidence points to the fact that the Head Captain's days are numbered. His loyal captains accept this with a stiff upper lip. One-shot. Totally crack.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-1-09 - Yamamoto Y.S. - Complete6. Stepping into the Other's Shoes reviewsIchigo thinks Byakuya's life is an easy one. Byakuya disagrees. Ichigo refuses to be moved. Byakuya suggests that Ichigo step into his shoes to see for himself. One-shot.Bleach - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,643 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-18-09 - Ichigo K. & Byakuya K. - Complete7. Summer Vacation » reviewsIchigo is surprised when he discovers that even the most high-ranking soul reapers go on summer vacation every year. He is even more surprised when they ask him to come along with them.Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,125 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-5-09 - Published: 3-1-098. Infidelity reviewsMitsui writes a letter of apology to Rukawa, thinking that the latter misunderstood his actions, which he deemed essential at the time, and hopes that he is forgiven. One-shot.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-09 - Complete9. Forgotten Days reviewsWhen Byakuya Kuchiki enrolls in the Soul Reaper Academy, everyone looks upon him as an infernal pain in the butt. Byakuya couldn't care less. That is, until a certain guy with silver hair and a creepy grin challenged him to a duel. Ongoing.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-09 - Byakuya K.10. Surprise! reviewsThe Soul Reaper Academy gets a surprise one day some hundred years ago, and it's not pleasant. This is totally crack.Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-09 - Mayuri K. - Complete11. Forgery reviewsWhen Byakuya is accused by Soifon of having written an outrageously cheeky letter to her, he denies it vehemently, stating that it was merely a good imitation of his hand. He on his part must find out who committed the forgery. Byakuya X Soifon.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-21-09 - Byakuya K. & Soi Fon - Complete12. The Common Enemy » reviewsThe Soul Reapers and the Hollows have a common enemy - the Quincies - to defeat whom they must join forces. Ichigo's help is enlisted, as well. Full summary inside.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,301 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 4-16-0913. The Reliable Source reviewsByakuya invites Ichigo over for tea with the underlying intent of questioning him regarding the fact that Ichigo was making romantic overtures to Rukia. One-shot.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-1-09 - Byakuya K. & Ichigo K. - Complete14. Hitsugaya's Misfortune reviewsWhen Hitsugaya discovers that one of his most valuable possessions is missing, he doesn't know what to do. Captain Soifon, owing to her love for mystery, steps up to help him. Will they be able to discover who the thief is?Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-09 - Hitsugaya T.15. The Bitter Truth » reviewsIchigo Kurosaki is the son of Masaki Kurosaki and... Sosuke Aizen. The latter doesn't want his son to know the truth. But as time passes, will he change his mind and induct Ichigo into his Army? UlquiIchiBleach - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,285 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 3-12-09 - Ichigo K. & Ulquiorra16. Mutual Understanding reviewsAfter Yoruichi's departure, Byakuya learns that he isn't the only one who misses the Shihoin Princess like crazy. This is a sequel to 'You'll Always be a Kid'. Slight Byakuya X Soifon here.Bleach - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-4-09 - Byakuya K. & Soi Fon - Complete17. You'll Always be a Kid reviewsBecause He was always just a kid to Her... Set around the same time as the Turn Back the Pendulum arc. One-shot. Byakuya X Yoruichi.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-31-09 - Byakuya K. & Yoruichi S. - Complete18. The Measuring Tape reviewsWhere Ulquiorra is shocked and Grimmjow and Nnoitora have a good laugh at him. Contains sexual innuendos.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-21-09 - Grimmjow J. & Nnoitra J. - Complete19. Remember Me reviewsRangiku harks back on the times she spent with Gin. She would always remember him. But the real questions is, Would he remember her? RangikuXGin. One-shot.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-09 - Matsumoto R. & Ichimaru G. - Complete20. The Love Potion reviewsByakuya Kuchiki is greatly disturbed by the lusty overtures Gin makes to him one day. Hitsugaya has a plan to get rid of Gin. Slight Gin X Byakuya, Gin X Aizen, Hitsugaya X Byakuya.Bleach - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-24-09 - Byakuya K. - Complete21. Novelty » reviewsThe capricious Akira Sendoh callously decides to try out something new, oblivious to its consequences in the lives of his friends and teammates. Includes loads of other stuff, including a freaky love-web, as of Chapter 8.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,821 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-19-09 - Published: 9-7-0822. Idleness reviewsRukawa is out to save Sendoh from succumbing to idleness. A fic for Sendoh's birthday.Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-13-09 - Complete23. Boy Gossip » reviewsGirls aren't the only rulers when it comes to gossip: the high school basketball players from Kanagawa have proven that. A series of one-shots.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-3-09 - Published: 5-18-08 - Complete24. The Cloud reviewsSome people are like clouds: When they're happy, they're as happy as can be. But when they're sad like a cloud during a rainstorm, there's no sorrow as great as theirs. Abel X Esther.Trinity Blood - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-09 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete25. You Can't Win reviewsRukawa never believed Sendoh when he said he couldn't be beaten. RuSen. Drabble.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-30-09 - Complete26. Coffee and Almonds reviewsCertain combinations exude perfection in their every facet. This is one of them. And the other is: Sendoh and Rukwawa. ONE-SHOTSlam Dunk - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-17-09 - Complete27. Switching Sides » reviewsRukawa dumped Mitsui because the latter failed to satisfy him completely. Also, he finds himself falling for Sendoh. But will Sendoh be able to content him? RuMit, RuSen.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,803 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 12-19-0828. An Unforgettable Vacation » reviewsThe Shohoku, Ryonan, Kainan and Shoyo basketball teams go on vacation to a hill resort because it's summer and really hot, expecting to have the time of their lives. But what if things start going wrong? This is my third horror/humor fic, by the way.Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-10-09 - Published: 12-30-0829. Some Things Are Better Left Untold reviewsSome things are better off left untold. Like the motive behind Father Nightroad's braving the blizzard and trudging miles through deep snow, for instance. Allusion to AbelxEsther. A Christmas special.Trinity Blood - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-24-08 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete30. Boughs of Holly reviewsAt first, Rukawa thought it was a waste of time, sitting in Sendoh's house and making Christmas decorations for hours and hours at a stretch. But then he realized that it wasn't. SenRu. Christmas special.Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-24-08 - Complete31. A Life in the Light » reviewsHiroaki Koshino is gosh-awfully tired of perpetually being in Sendoh's shadow. He wants a life of his own; a life in the light. Even if it costs him their friendship. RnR. ONGOING.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 10-25-0832. A Single Drop of Pity reviewsIf I could taste a single drop of your pity I would pretend to myself it was the ocean of your love, and be happy for the rest of my life." RuMit. Unrequited.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-08 - Complete33. What Would We Do Without You? » reviewsImagine if the seniors from Shohoku, Ryonan, Kainan and Shoyo High Schools decided not to retire after all, but continue for the rest of the year, and lead their respective teams through the Winter Games. Indeed, what would they have done without them?Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 11-25-0834. Lunch and Basketball » reviewsRukawa's extremely pissed at Sendoh because the latter keeps beating him at basketball. But soon he realizes that he must depend on Sendoh for... lunch. Ongoing. SenRuSlam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 11-8-0835. Romance Under Way reviewsEverything is not what it seems, people! Warning and Notes: Very slightly romantic. Excessive OOC-ness. Nothing else to be disclosed as of yet.Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-08 - Complete36. All Roads are but One » reviewsLady Caterina's surreptitious activities and strange behavior have entailed Cardinal Medici's suspicion. Father Abel Nightroad is not at the Vatican, and an incomplete letter is found under Cardinal Spforza's desk. What could it all mean?Trinity Blood - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 10-4-0837. Profile Page reviewsFather Nightroad and Sister Esther are aboard an airship and all of a sudden Esther mentions a profile page... Of course there's some funny stuff in the middle, too. DRABBLE. Intended to be humorous. Implications of Abel X EstherTrinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-1-08 - Abel N. & Esther B. - Complete38. Delirium reviewsHisashi Mitsui is sick, and delirious, and what a nightmarish experience he has. MitRuMit, MakiMit. ONE-SHOT.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,677 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-30-08 - Complete39. Misapprehension reviewsInebriation can cause one to misapprehend a situation completely, and often, in a ridiculous manner. So when Mitsui finds himself drunk and in an imbroglio, or rather, a mysterious situation, he is determined to get to the bottom of it. MitRu? For StriderSlam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-14-08 - Complete40. Midnight Love reviewsRukawa thought basketball was all he lived for, and that he had no other commitments in the world. But then HE came along, and he realized basketball wasn't his only love. SenRuSenSlam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-6-08 - Complete41. Between Basketball and Love reviewsBasketball means everything to Kaede Rukawa. But that doesn't mean other things mean nothing to him. Circumstances just need to elevate their importance, and then he will enjoy them as much, or possibly even more. RuMitRuSlam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-08 - Complete42. June Kissing reviewsYour typical Mary-Sue-Parody that may or may not be funny, depending on your mood and your attitude toward Mary-Sues. And as is prevalent in all Mary-Sue stories, the characters are WAY OOC.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-20-08 - Complete43. Now You Know Why reviewsA pleasant evening at the city park, where two friends begin with coffee. Then they decide to play a basketball game. "Dude, it's like you're not even trying," SenRuSen, KoshSenSlam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-08 - Complete44. He Has Taught Me Much reviewsHe was never the kind of person that believes in love at first sight. Providence is uncanny. RuMitRu, although I never really got why they write 'Ru' twice. For Pollux.Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-8-08 - Complete45. Nights at Kainan » reviewsThe Shohoku, Ryonan and Shoyo teams are invited over for a week to Kainan. Little do they know that there is more to the school than meets the eye... Friday the thirteenth is also very near... What on Earth will happen now? COMPLETEDSlam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,393 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 9-3-08 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete46. Mistakes are Human reviewsMistakes are the stepping stones to better knowledge, the instrument of learning. Mistakes are, all in all, human...Trinity Blood - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-28-08 - Complete47. The Substitution reviewsSome things are better off left unchanged. Especially those that are wanted left unchanged. But when Divinity, or misanthropes, interfere, those that are meant to be unchanged, change.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-20-08 - Complete48. Silver Wind reviewsThe Silver Wind blows during the moonlit night- reminding sufferers of their suffering and blocking out all rays of hope- while the Sun, in all its warmth, reminds people of all the happiness they are destined to have. MitRu, SenRu.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-31-08 - Complete49. Of What We Could Have Been reviewsWhy does Rukawa abhor poor Sendoh so? Sendoh cogitates. Note: This is a poem.Slam Dunk - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-08 - Complete50. A Day in The Life of Hisashi Mitsui reviewsVery cheesy... The title says it all... This one's for Pollux...Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-18-08 - Complete51. And After That reviewsA SenRu Day special; that's all I can divulge about this rather vaguely-entitled little one-shot narrative.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-08 - Complete52. When the Clock Strikes One » reviewsDo you believe in ghosts? Some of our SD friends didn't either... But all that changed one night when they went over to Sendoh's house to watch a horror-movie... When the clock struck one... Mwahahahahaha! No pairings; just pure horror! Brace yourselves!Slam Dunk - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 5-10-08 - Published: 4-18-08 - Complete53. A Gap Between Two Friends » reviewsSendoh Akira and Kaede Rukawa were the best of best-friends. What happened suddenly to end it all? How will they endeavor to regain each other's lost trust? Pairings: SendohXRukawa.Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-4-08 - Published: 3-27-08 - Complete
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