Welcome guys, :) I'm Kirstie, though most know me as Smitteh. I'm sorry to say I do not really write anything for this site anymore, but I'm not gonna delete my stories (no matter how much they make me cringe!) just for nostalgia's sake. So I hope you guys enjoy my stories. Maybe I'll update them, maybe I won't, we'll see. Either way, have fun.

Stories Thus Far:

You'd Never Get It: Take the original Naruto storyline. Throw in three girls, each with their own dark back stories and experiences, a boy with a very strange power and an even drerier past, the youngest ANBU jounin in Konoha, a swordsman with an odd name and an obssession with sharp, shiny things (an a scary ability to use them VERY effectively), a girl with a power yet to be seen by the world, a young boy from a faraway villiage, whose Kekkei Genkai is one we've yet to see from anyone, a kunoichi with a betrayed past and a desire for revenge more intense than even Sasuke's, and a ramen shop cook who can make noodles as well and as easily as he can drive a kunai into your heart (from at least 50 feet away). You people are in for one hell of a trip. Ten OC characters so far. May get more. Follows the original plotline of Naruto until he leaves with Jiraiya, and minus the fillers. That'd just be a headache.

Innocence Jaded: A high school fic in which Gaara has to survive going to boarding school, and that's a lot easier said than done. Armed with his iPod, vocal chords and portable iPod charger, he must battle the forces of homework, annoying teachers, talent shows, bands, romance, dead batteries, bruises, wet shoes, acne, drunken friends, insomnia, blackmail, first kisses, seizures, hangovers, alarm clocks, nightmares, heartbreak, suicide notes, hospitals, flashlights, revealed secrets and talents, and a visit from a person he wishes he'd never have to see again. And he's taking you along for the ride. You'll probably like this fic if you're a Linkin Park fan. Lots of the ideas I got were from listening to their songs on repeat for days on end. Pairings will include LeeGaa and SasuNaru, but those are the only main gay pairings. Pretty much everyone else is straight. Any OCs, such as Emi, Michiko, Kamiko, or Kyoko, are only in there for humor, and don't majorly affect the plot in any way. Naruto and Emi are NOT related in this one.

Beautiful Disaster: Songfic using Kelly Clarkson's Beautiful Disaster (live one). Friendship/romance fic between Gaara and Michiko. Does NOT tie into plot with You'd Never Get It. Just fluff or something. XP Depressing, sadish, Gaara's INCREDIBLY OOC, and all that good jazz. I got a review saying it was awesome, so I guess it's OK! This MAY turn into a collection of songfics (not just about Gaara and Michiko, though). Might even include pairings I hate. W00T!

Stories To Come:

I Think I Get It, Now: A sequel to "You'd Never Get It". Naruto has returned from training with Jiraiya, and things are not the same, nor will they ever be. A war is about to go underway, and if Naruto and his friends don't play their cards right, an entire village may not survive. And with the appearance of two unlikely new allies, things are only going to get crazier. Relationships will form, friendships will either grow or die, love will blossom, and hatred will take over some people's minds. A certain teen will discover powers he didn't think possible for him, and uncover feelings he didn't think he was capable of having. One kunoichi will reunite with someone she thought was gone forever. Betrayal by someone they thought they could trust may cost them all a dear friend and brother. Some will live, others will die. This story'll be posted once I'm done with "You'd Never Get It", and that'll end after the Save Sasuke Arc. Kind of a long ways off, I know. Does NOT follow the original plot of Naruto Shippuuden. Everything changes the moment Naruto comes back home. Pairings are the same as the ones in "You'd Never Get It".

Quit Trying To Be Noble: This is going to be a Gurren Lagann fanfic. It'll basically revolve a beastman named Seino and his experiences/life after someone close to him is killed by Yoko and her team (before Kamina and Simon show up). When Seino, Yoko, Simon and Kamina meet up later on, what kind of rash decisions will the revenge-bent beastman make? Will he live to see another day? Should be coming very soon!! I already have the first two chapters done!!