Hey y'all I'm from Texas :) i've always wanted to say that! I really am from Texas but it makes me laugh how people assume that we all live on farms and ride horses everywhere and stuff like that. I went to New York, oh good times :), the minute i started talking the guys like are you from the south? and i said yup, Texas, then he starts talking all slow and using small words. I said I'm delighted to make your acquaintance Sir, but I'm expected back at our vehicle soon. His face was highlarious :) and those words aren't even all that fancy.

and we've (me and my friend) have swapped back but i dont feel like taking that down... but i do have a couple comments...

mwahahahahaha this page has been hacked by inkydog9 jk jks me and my bffaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaijfwita (we completely forgot what this stood for... but we keep saying it cuz it confuses alot of other people) have traded places for the week and she has been vegatarianized (but im still a vegetarian i just bet she couldn't do it) (which i did!)and is unable to use her computer or check email or this site... anywayzers i just thought i should be a good adopoted sister (long strange story) and screw up anything with a password and post her stories for her i wont change them... much ;D and btw when she says me and my friends are the nerds who bought the t-shirts and went 2 the Twilight party that was so not me... ok fine it was but Sara bought the shirt for me! but i payed her back ok i still need 2 pay her back (ya she owes me 47.85 or i gues 67.85 cuz of that bet...) and 1 more thing she says shes not that obsessed w/ pie (which is kinda true)(hey!) but she is freakishly obsessed w/ gum (not texting! but ya i chew alot of gum)and texting... but aren't we all?! now here's her regular site!!:

hola peoples!! i have some stories up rite now review please!! :) DISCLAIMER: would i really be on here if i actually owned any of these books?? (well i guess that's not exactly true cuz i own a copy of the books but not the rights)

this is wat happens when u leave me alone w/ a computer

I'm like Avada Kedavera,
and then he like you know died...
- Voldemort

Why is Cinderella a fairy tale? Any idiot can lose a shoe!

"Taking one's chances is like taking a bath, because sometimes you end up feeling comfortable and warm,and sometimes there is something terrible lurking around that you cannot see until it is too late and you can do nothing else but scream and cling to a plastic duck."
--Lemony Snicket

"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean it isn't real?"-J.K. Rowling

If you have ever forgott that there was someone on the other side of the line while talking on the phone, put this in your profile.

If you notice everyone else's grammar mistakes, but you are horrible at grammar yourself, copy this into your profile

"To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so."

Ellen DeGeneres - "Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off."

"Someone's boring me. I think it's me."
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
If life was perfect it would be boring

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
Rita Rudner

-As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map.
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

-"I've got two Neptunes here," said Harry after a while, frowning down at his piece of parchment, "that can't be right, can it?"
"Aaaaah," said Ron, imitating Professor Trelawney's mystical whisper, "when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry..."

-"I was saying that Saturn was surely in a position of power in the heavens at the moment of your birth...your dark hair...your mean stature...tragic losses so young in life...I think I am right in saying, my dear, that you were born in midwinter?"
"No," said Harry, "I was born in July." Ron hastily turned his laugh into a hacking cough.

-A week after Fred and George's departure, Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, "It unscrews the other way."

-"Well, I had one that I was playing Quidditch the other night," said Ron, screwing up his face in an effort to remember. "What do you think that means?"
"Probably that you're going to be eaten by a giant marshmallow or something," said Harry, turning the pages of The Dream Oracle without interest.

-"Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?" said Zacharias Smith.
"Here's an idea," said Ron loudly, "why don't you shut your mouth?"
"Well, we've all turned up to learn from him and now he's telling us he can't really do any of it," he said.
"That's not what he said," said Fred Weasley.
"Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?" inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko's bags.
"Or any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this," said Fred.

-Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter." Harry raised his eyebrows.
"Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."

-"Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall.
"Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "'Give five signs that identify the werewolf.' Excellent question." "
D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern.
"Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: He's sitting on my chair. Two: He's wearing my clothes. Three: His name's Remus Lupin..."

-Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

-"Stop doing that!" Hermione said weakly to the twins, who were as vividly red-haired as Ron, though stockier and slighty shorter.
"Hello, Harry," said George, beaming at him. "We thought we heard your dulcet tones."
"You don't want to bottle up your anger like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, also beaming. "There might be a couple of people fifty miles away who didn't hear you."

-"What do you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. "What- am I supposed to be frightened of - pillows or something?"

-(Ron and Harry just completed the Divination O.W.L. examination and are walking down the marble staircase)
"We shouldn't have taken up that stupid subject in the first place," said Harry. "Still, at least we can give it up now."
"Yeah," said Harry. "No more pretending we care what happens when Jupiter and Uranus get too friendly..."
"And from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die' -- I'm just chucking them in the bin where they belong."

-"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

-Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'"

"But you are normal!" said Harry fiercely. "You've just got a-a problem-"
Lupin burst out laughing. "Sometimes you remind me alot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit." (awww)

-Slughorn seemed remarkably unabashed for a man who had just been discovered pretending to be an armchair.

-"Professor Dumbledore, yesterday, when I was having my exam, Professor Trelawney went very - very strange."
"Indeed?" said Dumbledore. "Er - stranger than normal, you mean?"

-"Now, let me see you try, Mr. Weasley!"
"Wha-? Oh-oh, right," said Ron very flustered. "Er-Silencio!" He jabbed at the bullfrog so hard that he poked it in the eye; the frop gave a defeaning croak and leapt off the desk.

Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman. ~POTC: TCOTBP

"I don't need help. I know what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight." looking into crystal ball
Ron Weasley, Prisoner of Azkaban

I'm just your average, everyday, sane psycho."
~Extraordinary, Liz Phair

-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

-I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous

-Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

-they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people.

-so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

-save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.

- I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.

- No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me

- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

-when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

-I'm not so good with the advice. can i interest you in a sarcastic comment?

- love your enemies. it pisses them off

- i used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out

-I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that.

-life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

-smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to

- i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!

- therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide

-i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone

- excuse me, have you seen my sanity? I think I lost it

-i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there

-money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.

-the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

-tell the truth and run

-if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?

-you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, I go save your pathetic but

-a good friend will always bail you out of jail. a best friend is sitting ther next to you saying 'man, we messed up."

-education is important. school however, is another matter.

-i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends

-Joey ate my last stick of gum. So I killed him... do you think that was wrong?

-all right, all right. If you have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timings right... and thats what deathbeds are for

- the man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it

-When in doubt, make up words!

-Ask no questions and I will tell no lies.

-Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

-A postitve attitude may not solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth it!

-I'm not insensitive, I just dont care

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

-the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you!

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

-A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

"You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention.

-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

Copy and Pasties!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be the 8 percent standing there laughing.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that "pull" or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this onto your profile. (BOTH! Haha.)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... Copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are in love with James Potter, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are in love with The Maurauders (maybe minus Peter Pettigrew), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

liefmmatm=Laughter Is Ejecting From My Mouth At The Moment. (I was sick of typing 'haha')

They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!"-Me "Really? Why?"-H.H. five minutes later "Who took it out... like, the government?"-H.H.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will prank call him saying, "You have 24 hours to live".

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Friends are god's apologies for your family

If you've actually read all of this, you are amazing :) Read my stories please :)