Hi I'm Danni (my OC's name) I AM a GIRL and I AM STRAIGHT(and crazy for that matter) but people don't believe me because I like YAOI.

I like all music literately I like things all the way from classical to rap. I love movies all of them. I need to write I'm aspiring to be a writer but I have horrid writes block :'-(. I enjoy Anime sooooooooo much you all have no idea. I have a Fiction press account 4 those of u who want to read my poems its http://www.fictionpress.com/u/651307/. I put poems on there often-ish.

Music I like:

Nickleback, Green day, Enter the Haggis, G-dragon, se7en, 2ne1, bigbang, Linkin Park, 3 Doors Down, seether, avril lavinge, kelly clarkson, the offspring, betoven, ECT.

What I do in my free time:

Write, read, research, rp, youtube, watch movies, sleep, watch murder shows to see what they did wrong, and stock peoples(lol, just kidding... or am I?), read fanfiction

Fav quotes:

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return- Molan Rouge- Christan

GEEZ BANANAS SHUT YOUR FREAKEN GOB- Juno

Thats a stupid name- I don't Remember

This blue crayon tastes like blueberries...so your saying if I eat this yellow crayon... - Ed, Edd and Eddy

Don't hit your kids seriously they have guns now- Don't remember

That was a cool speech and all, but if lose anymore blood you are going to die- Naruto-Kakashi

Let go of things. if you do you will know whats worth holding on to- Wisdom of Frogs book- Quoted somebody

Ill stay half demon a little while longer just for you- Inuyasha

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.- Frieda Norris

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.- Anonymous

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to ski through a revolving door.- ME

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to count to infinity.- ME Again

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to slam into a revolving door.- IDK!!

Once I had a handle on life; then it broke- Anonymous

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.- Mark Twain

Don't laugh in the face of death. It won't appreciate my sense of humor.- Between Dreams and Reality (Fanfiction); Roy Mustang (i think?)

Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.- Annoymus

I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.-Avatar-Zuko

Your halo's falling down.- Fanfic (Forgotten the Name; Sorry!) Naruto to Neji

Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.- Pyromaniac by FastForward (Fanfiction); Hatake Kakashi

To think I'm going to die because I flirt with women. -Miroku; InuYasha

I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die. -Isaac Asimov

Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep. -Talleyrand

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark. - Richard C.Cushing

He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes. - Unknown

People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones. - Charles F. Kettering

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad." - Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain. - Unknown

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain. - Unknown

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them? - Abraham Lincoln

You may have created my past, and screwed up my present, but you have no control over my future. - David Klass

The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others. - Unknown

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. - I Remember Hearing this somewhere

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his. - George S. Patton

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before. - Mark Twain

You are unique just like everybody else - Sign

They say that guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled "BANG" I don't think you'd kill many people.- idk (Unless your Deidara lol)

There are few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives. Deidara should have said this

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away - Don't know Again

If is not enough to succeed; others must fail -IDK

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject- Love this One

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up- My mom says this all the time

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...- Don't Know

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me- Me

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity just got blamed- Sounds like a fanfick i heard once

You know what! Earth sucks. I'm going home!-... Some alien?... I don't know

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!- IDK

As I said before, I never repeat myself- I Said this once

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I would take over- That's me but I didn't say it first

Drake and Josh are in kitchen. Megan walks in with a snake around her neck.-
Josh: -sees Megan with snake screams like a girl and falls over-
Drake: cant you put that thing in it's cage or something?
Megan: No, moms says I have to take him back to the pet store -looks at josh- because your dads scared of him
Josh: well excuse him for not enjoying your slithery beast of death!' Drake and Josh

If anybody has other quotes you think I should put on my page PM ME!!

Copy and Paste

If you have a crush on an anime character copy and paste this onto your profile (I like Kakashi, Kiba, Sasuke, Naruto, Itachi, Deideria, Sasori, Shino, Shikamaru, Kabuto, and Gaara from Naruto and I like Inuasha, Seeshommeru and Meroku from Inuyasha, Zack from Final Fantasy 7: Crisis Core, and others I cannot think of right now.)

If you are Gaara fanatic, copy this into your profile. (Lots of favs the one im writing is the best and it will finish eventually)

If you have your own little world copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, KitsuneTenchi127, LURVEuALL

95 percent of the world's population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said "Stop breathing." is cool. If you are one of the five percent who would be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile. (cough...freaks...cough)

If you think those damn spoiled kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into you profile. (poor rabbit)

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because who has time for drugs when you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just tell Gaara the reason you couldn't show him the meaning of true love because you were getting high he'll understand GAARA: MY ANTI -DRUG. if you agree copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you are aware so many people these days pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile. (poor anorexic children) (Orochimaru Does he eat breakfast he defenetly wears the makeup like Konkuro.)

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you ever had a weird random dream about killing a celebrity copy this to your profile. (Anime characters count)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (What do you think your doing now?)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love to see people copy and paste things like these up on their profile from yours, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Orange, Zebra, Pineapple 7 If you are really random put this on your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Cows are peple too!! People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy and paste this onto your profile.(YAOI RULEZ i dont particullary care 4 yuri but its not like i treat it like its the plauge and im going 2 catch it)

If you think that Sasuke completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that you are awesome, put this in your profile.

If you have called any of your friends insane more than once, put this in your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to see the Akatsuki take over the world at the end of Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you noticed that who ever Elizabeth Swan kisses dies copy and paste this in your profile. (Jack, Will, her father, Norrington, ect...

If you fear the men in white with the sleepy shots, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can not wait to find out how NARUTO ends, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever run up an down escalator, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your friends are weird, but you are weirder, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Love knows no gender, age, or color. If you agree with me copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

98 of American teenagers would have a heart attack if someone called them a freak, if you are one of the 2 that would ask 'What was your first clue?' copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever ran into a door, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head off of a table for no reason copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever walked in to a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy and paste this to your profile

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real copy and paste this to your profile

If you look at the back of Sasuke's head and think it looks like a duck's butt copy and paste this to your profile

If you ever wondered what you would be like in another dimension copy and paste this to your profile

If you're one of those people that have no friends and people hate you for no particular reason copy and paste this on your profile

If you're dead copy and paste this to your profile

All the good guys are gay, taken, or anime. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever thrown at your t.v. when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever screamed/yelled at your t.v. when you saw a character you despised copy and paste this to your profile

If you here voices in your head copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (I LOVE CHOCOLATE!!)

Copy and paste thingys

You know when you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an e-mail address or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

62 Things About Guys.

1. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

4. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

5. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

6. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

7. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

8. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

9. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

10. Guys get jealous easily.

11. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

12. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

13. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

14. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

15. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

16. Guys are very open about themselves.

17. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

18. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

19. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

20. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

21. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

22. Guys will brag about anything.

23. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

24. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

25. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then they're all confused.

26. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

27. Try to be as straightforward as possible.

28. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.

29. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

30. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

31. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

32. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

33. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

34. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

35. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

36. Guys don't really have final decisions.

37. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

38. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

39. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.

42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

48. If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

49. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

50. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

51. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

52. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of them.

53. Guys don't like girls who are too skinny.

54. Guys love it when girls talk about their boobs.

55. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like whether it's a one time deal or not ...

56. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours...

57. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

58. If it seems like he's looking at the ground, he really looking at your breasts (some of them anyways)

59. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

60. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

61. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

62. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

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Anbu (male) are sexy and mysterious. Especially if they are either Itachi or Kakashi.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is Randomly, Scream Do you know what time it is, it's time for a Sexy Party!

This is all i have 4 a profile

im probibly going 2 update my story soon i swear i just have writers block