previously known as carms-lian0592

What's Trending...

I've decided to post all my stories in AO3.

A cousin of mine has told me there has been another purging of stories here.

I'll still be uploading stories here but I'll firstly upload those stories in my AO3 account.

Figgthe3rd, my lovely beta, thank you for your patience again.

In Real Life...

Ok. Here's the thing. I know I haven't updated in a while; and I am sorry for that, but I will start writing again after June this year.

I am currently reviewing for my NLE and I'll be hopefully taking the June examination because I'm trying to finish all the requirements needed to apply for the exam.

I SWEAR I WILL START WRITING AND UPDATING AGAIN AFTER JUNE.

Oh, BETA, where art thou?

My beta, FiggThe3rd, has been immensely awesome to me with the giving of advice on what to improve in my story plot line, editing my stories and being patient with me.

But, apparently, I may need another beta...

I do adore my current beta but another beta is sort of needed.

The second beta doesn't have to devote themselves to my stories since I'll depend mostly on my first beta reader really... Think of me as a side project in your list of writers. I'll just ask help on the very mature stuff in my stories if or when I do write it.

Though I'm pretty sure the next chapter of "Sweet Romance" will have a lemon there.

Errmmm... The second beta has to have some knowledge on Naruto, Merlin and Harry Potter. And will be patient with me. (I'm in my last year of schooling and real life is just a few blocks away from me.)

Though most the stories would revolve mostly on Naruto and Merlin but I've got some Harry Potter stories here and there.

Ummm... So if anyone is interested just PM, ok?...

What's coming...

IN A RAMEN STAND...

So... I'm still writing Chapter 4 of Sweet Romance.

I think I made the idea for the chapter a tiny bit complicated for me to write but the plot bunnies want me to write it this way or else they were going to torture me. ahahaha...

Hmmm... So after I've completed this story, it'd be mostly one shots here and there that is until I'd feel like writing another multi-chapter story again.

Ummm... A reminder to readers of "Sweet Romance", there will only be 10 chapters in the story.

TOWARDS CAMELOT...

With "Lessons in Love", chapter 2 is done but I will upload this when I've already finished writing chapter 3 which will be done after a paragraph or two.

The multi-chapter will have 6 chapters and I'm hoping when I wrap things up with this story you guys would be satisfied with it or, at least, respect my wishes that the story has ended the way it did. :)

With the other one shots that readers are reviewing that I should continue... I'm considering of continuing "Class Participation" though it will be one of my least priority stories.

I have to get the plot and ideas of the other stories written up before I could even manage to continue writing a sequel for the story. Though I have vague idea where the story will be going.

BLOODY ENGLAND...

Sad to say, there are no changes with the drarry side of things which are just one-shots.

Though I'll try to see if I can conjure something up since it'd be kind of unfair if I wasn't able to write at least one multi-chapter story for this fandom.

Kindly BACK OFF... or simply, WARNINGS:

To readers, please, peruse my warnings do kindly so.

I adore MPREG.

When I see a spark between two characters, either heterosexual or homosexual pairings, I support it wholeheartedly.

So kindly USE YOUR NEUROMUSCULAR SYSTEM to click the back button if my stories doesn't float your boat

What I need are CRITIQUES because, really living in a tropical area, I am in no need of FLAME reviews.

That's all. Thank you. ]

I...

Like: Writing, Reading, Listening to music, People watching, Being lazy and away from annoying people, Bitter romance

Dislike: Crying, Ego inflated people, Annoying people, overly moronic people (only an exception if they’re cute being morons)

My...

Fave color: Any shade of blue

Hated color: Pink except baby pink & rose pink

Fave Music: As long as the lyrics and melody of the song is out of this world, I'll happily listen to it...

Fave Bands: Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Boys Like Girls, Panic! At The Disco, Evanescence, Urbandub, FM Static & Adele

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

What Kisses Mean by kiki and darkalbino:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you

Meaning of color and your birthday!!

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday

back. =3

The difference between a FAKE FRIEND & a REAL FRIEND……

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS Would be sitting next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes and a few embarrassing stories.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Ask where the bathroom is.

REAL FRIENDS: Take a shower, brush their teeth, floss, gargle, then start watching TV with only a towel around them, without saying a word.

I Have a Question...:

Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings...

Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!"

Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died...

What I don't understand is this...

Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink...

Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing...

Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics...

My question is...

Isn't love the same, regardless of gender?

Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings?

And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings?

Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like!

copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

HEY IF YOU'RE THE SUPERSTITIOUS TYPE DON'T READ THIS NEXT PARAGRAPH! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man barried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Quotes from:

Oscar Wilde

“Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.”

“A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her”

“They spoil every romance by trying to make it last forever.”

“There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.”

“The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.”

“The heart was made to be broken”

William Shakespeare

“Listen to many, speak to a few.”

“Love is too young to know what conscience is.”

“A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.”

“Speak low, if you speak love.”

“Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall”

Friedrich Nietzsche

“There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.”

“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you”

“The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.”

“We often refuse to accept an idea merely because the tone of voice in which it has been expressed is unsympathetic to us.”

Edgar Allan Poe

"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream."

"Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words."

"The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be."

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."

"With me poetry has not been a purpose, but a passion."