hi am new here kinda and this is about me

name:sherrie

age:14

intrests:digimon, naruto, disneys fillmore, ryoki (rikaxryo), sakusasu(sakuraxsasuke), naruhina (narutoxhinata), dn angel,daisakexriku), drawing, reading, writing storys, hockey, basketball, music video games, amvs ( anime music videos), lucky star, kashimashi -girl meets girl-, yuri, yaoi and drawing

my fave pairings are:

yukata and minami (lucky star)

konata and kagami (lucky star)

ginger and courtney (as told by ginger)

lily and miley (hannah montana)

mikayla and miley (hannah montana)

london and maddie (suite life)

ino and sakura (naruto)

rika and alice (digimon tamers)

corena and reniee (mew mew power)

selena and miley (selena gomez and miley cyris)

aoi and shizuma (strawberry panic)

naruto and sasuke (naruto)

jake and ron (american dragon and kim possible crossovers)

kiba and naruto (naruto)

sasuke and sakura (naruto)

rika and ryo (digimon tamers)

takato and jeri (digimn tamers)

takuya and rika (digimon tamers and frontier)

takuya and koji (digimon frontier)

takuya and zoey (digimon frontier)

koji and zoey (digimon frontier)

marcus and yoshi (digimon savers)

marcus's sister and that boy who was raised by digimon (digimon savers i cant remember there names)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I DON'T listen to my parents so I MUST be a rebel.

I DISAGREE with my parents so I MUST be an ungrateful, spoiled brat.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I have MENTAL "ISSUES", so i MUST be psycho.

If you think youd die without music Copy and Paste this

if you think youd die if you didnt have a computer copy and paste this in your profile

If people stare at you for being weird, copy and paste this into your profile. haha all the time!!

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

92 percent British teens would die if a WAG told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you wish Disney would make more episodes of Recess, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: x-OmgItsRach-x, 5x5shadow5

..:The Jonas Brothers Suck! They really are rubbish, so if u hate the Jonas Brothers, please copy this into your profile and add your name:.. lozzard-wellard, x-OmgItsRach-x, 5x5shadow5

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.
AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic , piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, EvilMunchkin, Tears Of Eternal Darkness, x-OmgItsRach-x, 5x5shadow5

Random Guy: Hey Janis, nice wig, what's it made out of? Janis: Your mom's chest hair! -Mean Girls

Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that, children, is called cannibalism, and it is frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka, Charlie & the Chocolate Factory

A man is like a deck of cards
U need a Heart 2 Luv him
A Diamond 2 marry him
A club 2 smack his fuckin’ head in
& a Spade 2 burry the Bastard!

Pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivors, David Darren and Daisy. They swam to a small island and lived there for a couple of years, doing what comes naturally. But Daisy feels so bad for having sex with both David and Darren, that she kills herself. Sad for David and Darren, but they get over it and nature again takes its course. After a couple more years the lads really feel bad about what they're doing... So they buried her body!

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.)

If you obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into
your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever copied something to your profile, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc., copy this into your profile!

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you want to, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I've seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese? Or when two foot are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me crazy, but I'm just random. If you are random and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

if you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever yelled at and/or slapped an inanimate object from anger, paste this on your profile

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you are the type of person who gets in trouble in class for reading while the teacher is talking copy and paste this and add your name. Queen of Atlantis, Bellas.My.Alter.Ego, Sir Spamalot, Give Up your Prejudices, kendraxinjectionxx, lotsadodles11, horselover597, Invisibool, 5x5shadow5

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you think everyone should just get off Miley's case and let her live, copy and paste this into your profile.

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that

wasn't supposed to let us down probably will.

You'll have your heart broken, probably more than once,

and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so

remember how it felt when someone broke yours.

You'll fight with your best friend and maybe even fall

in love with them. You'll blame a new love,

for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast

and you'll eventually lose someone close to you.

So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like

you've never been hurt because every 60 seconds you spend angry

or upset is a minute of HAPPINESS you'll never get back

(\/)
(o.o)
c(")(")

Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

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you know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentally enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

(Yeah... i fell for it )

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogged 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like:"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed the chair when you were trying to sit down, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard that you have fallen off your chair, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you eat a peice of chocolate that was under your schools bleachers and was covered in who knows what, but say its okay because 'IT STILL HAS THE WRAPPER ON IT!'(ilove.ke.ni.joe). crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you tape a bunch of Jonas Brothers posters to your ceiling and when you're bored, lean back in your computer chair and stare at them, talking...and they surprisingly talk BACK to you..and you talk for hours on end...Crazy is when you watch the Jonas Brothers Burnin' Up Music Video, and randomly scream "With the Nick and the wedgie wetsuit, and the Joe and the mustache, and the Sexy Kung Fu Kevin..." and fall of your bed laughing and your Mom asks what you're doing and you respond "Laughing!" And her response was "Why?!" And you say "KEVIN CAN FLY! JOE CAN'T GROW A MUSTACHE AND NICK IS IN A WEDGIE WETSUIT!!" Crazy is when you're walking through the living room, hear Jonas on the TV and stop mid step, ice cream halfway to your mouth and listen to the 30 second Target Comercial. Crazy is whe you yell at your computer for being a jerk then slap it and it turns off... Crazy is when you drop you phone and it turns off. Then you hold a funeral for it in your bedroom until someone calls you again...and the first thing you say to them is "OH MY GOD! MY PHONE IS A ZOMBIE!" Crazy is when you randomly say I want a retarted ferret. Crazy is when you are trying to flip open you ohone and it flys into the pool water. Crazy is when you and your friend pretend your fighting each other jappenish style. Crazy is when you and your friend are meditating and you start saying "become anouther person, continuesly and then she ask who you are and what you did with Riley. and you say I know who i'am. I'am Queen Japlapa ding dong musfa bing (click toung). Then you say the question is who are you. Crazy is when you climb a huge tree and hang upside down from it while your friends are yelling at you to get down. Crazy is trying to do a flip turn without your arms. Cr5azy is swimming a thousand just for the heck of it. Crazy is when you make signs in the middle of class, get the teacher's attention, stand up on the desks and scream 'HOO HA HOO HA!' at the top of your lungs, then run up to the teacher and give them the sign. Crazy is when you're half way up the tallest roller coaster, then you realize... you don't like heights and proceed to scream at the top of your lungs untill it's over at wich time you ask if you can go again. Crazy is me...

If it totally pisses you off when people say being gay is gross than copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE AND NOTHING LESS THAN JUST THAT!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree

girl language

WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR
-PLAY WITH MY HAIR

WHEN I RUN AWAY FROM YOU
- CHASE ME

WHEN I POUT MY LIPS
- KISS ME

WHEN I KICK & PUNCH
- HOLD ME TIGHT (DON'T KICK & PUNCH ME BACK)

WHEN I CALL YOU A LOSER
- JUST KNOW THAT YOUR MY LOSER

WHEN I AM SILENT
- I'M THINKING OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU

WHEN I IGNORE YOU
- I WANT ALL YOUR ATTENTION

WHEN I PULL AWAY
- GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO

WHEN YOU SEE ME AT MY WORST
- TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL

WHEN I SCREAM AT YOU
- TELL ME YOU LOVE ME AND MEAN IT

WHEN YOU SEE ME WALKING
-SNEAK UP BEHIND ME GRAB ME BY THE WAIST AND GIVE ME A KISS

IF I DON'T CALL YOU
- I'M WANTING YOU TO CALL ME

WHEN I'M SCARED
-HOLD ME AND TELL ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE I AM WITH YOU

WHEN I LOOK LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER
- KISS ME AND TELL ME NOT TO WORRY

WHILE I HOLD YOUR HANDS
- PLAY WITH MY FINGERS

Isn't it cute?

FRIENDS: never ask for anything to eat or drink when they're at your house

BEST FRIENDS: are the reason why you have no food

FRIENDS: call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandpa, by Grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: call your parents by DAD and MOM and grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: would be sitting next to you saying, "MAN!! We screwed up!"

FRIENDS: have never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore

FRIENDS: ask you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: only knows a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that's what the crowd's doing

BEST FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

FRIENDS: would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: you have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: already know not to tell

FRIENDS: are through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: are for life

FRIENDS: will be there to take your drink away from you if they think you had enough

BEST FRIENDS: will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "BOTCH! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: would repost this stuff

i want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken, and the one that could always brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten up her own.

my life is a horror story i cry my self to sleep i laugh my self out of danger i smile when i'm sad and cry when i'm broken my laughing is rare my smiles are uncommon i'm an outcast and i'm ok with it if your an outcast and dont care copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: 5x5shadow5

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun.

If at first you don't suceed then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people.THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!!

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me,and hell was afraid I'd take over.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the voice of God.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

There are two kinds of pedestrian: the quick and the dead.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Guys: No shirt,no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bed skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

When women are deppressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

Things not to say on an airplane number 47 "Hi, Jack."

There are three types of people: Those who can't count and those who can.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why dosen't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that indestructible little black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

If a cow laughed would milk come out of her nose?

So what's the speed of dark?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Why does the word Filipino start with letter "F"?

EMO= extravagantly made origami

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?