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Author has written 6 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Warehouse 13, and Monk.
Hi. Right now, one of the shows I really like is Warehouse 13 (resulting in the image). (Just wish it had Claudia) Two of my favorite TV shows are Xiaolin Showdown and Avatar. Favorite character from each: Raimundo (Xiaolin Showdown) and Zuko (Avatar). Okay, favorite ships. XS: RaiKim, ATLA: Kataang, Sukka, and Jinko. Also, I might not like some ships, but if I like the story, I'll still read it. For the people reading my ATLA story, I'm really sorry, but I lost my muse for that one. I don't know when, or if, I'll update.
Other fav. shows,book,etc. and characters and ships from them
Pendragon: Spader (BobbyxLoor and SpaderxCourtney)
Teen Titans: Terra (RobinxStarfire, BBxTerra, and CyborgxBumblebee)
Total Drama Island: Gwen (GwenxTrent, DuncanxCourtney, GeoffxBridgette, LeshawnaxHarold, TylerxLinsey, NoahxKatie, and BethxCody)
Total Drama Action: Duncan (see TDI)
Inkheart: Dustfinger (MeggiexFarid, ResaxMo, DustfingerxRoxanne, DusfingerxResa)
Primeval: Conner (ConnerxAbby, NickxClaudia, SarahxDanny, JessxBecker, MattxEmily)
LOST: Charlie (CharliexClaire, JackxKate, ShannonxSayid, JulietxSawyer, SawyerxKate, FaradayxCharlotte, NadiaxSayid)
Warehouse 13: Artie (PetexMyka, ClaudiaxFargo)
Sanctuary: Henry and Nikola Tesla (MagnusxDruitt, KatexHenry, AshleyxWill)
Phineas and Ferb: Perry (PhineasxIsabella, FerbxVanessa, DoofxWoman from Evil Love episode)
Bones: Zack (BonesxBooth, HodginsxAngela, SweetsxDaisy)
Angel: Doyle (CordeliaxDoyle)
Early Edition: Chuck (GaryxBrigatti, ChuckxTheresa, ChuckxJade)
Eureka: Fargo (JackxAllison, JoxZane, FargoxClaudia, NathanxAllison, JackxTess, FargoxHolly, JoxTaggert)
Doctor Who: The Doctor (DoctorxRose, MarthaxMickey, AmyxRory, IanxBarbara, SusanxDavid, 11th DoctorxRiver)
Megamind: Megamind (MegamindxRoxanne)
Heroes: Hiro (HiroxCharlie, MohinderxEden, MohinderxMaya, PeterxSimmone, PeterxCaitlin, PeterxEmma, ClairexAlex, AngelaxCharles, NikkixDL, MattxDaphne, AndoxKimiko, SylarxElle, NoahxLauren)
Firefly: Kaylee (WashxZoe, MalxInara, KayleexSimon)
Castle: Castle (CastlexBeckett)
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog: Billy/Dr. Horrible (BillyxPenny)
Psych: Shawn (ShawnxJuliet, LassiterxMarlowe)
How I Met Your Mother: Barney (MarshallxLily, BareyxRobin)
Fringe: Walter (PeterxOlivia)
Monk: Adrian (AdrianxTrudy, RandyxSharona, StottlemeyerxT.K.)
Once Upon A Time: Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold (Rumbelle, Snowing, Drova, Gremma, Mad Swan, Red Cricket, Stable Queen, Philora, Sleeping Warrior)
Stargate Universe: Dr. Rush (RushxMandy, ElixChloe, MattxChloe, CamilexSharon)
Funny and good lines:
Raimundo-It's some sort of invisible bawks. Hey, took him long enough!
Zuko-(impersonating Iroh) You must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself. (normal) Augh. Even when I'm talking for him I can't figure out what he means. What would Azula do? (imitating Azula) Listen Avatar, I can join your group or I can do something unspeakably horrible to you and your friends. Your choice. (normal) I guess I'm not that good at impersonations.
Zuko-Hello, Zuko here. Hey, I heard you guys flying around down there so... I just thought I'd wait for you here. I know you must be surprised to see me here.
Zuko-Ugh. I can't believe how stupid I am. I mean, what was I thinking, telling them I sent an assassin after them. Why didn't I just say Azula did that? They would have believed that! Stupid.
Aang-You could call it luck, or you could call it lying.
Aang-What's your problem, Sokka? Eat!
Zuko-Why am I so bad at being good?!
Katara-This is humiliating.
Zuko-Just breathe, and...
Aang-Zuko, I think the past is trying to kill me.
Aang-You had to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?
Chief-Fire is life, not just destruction.
Ham Ghao-Oooh, here it comes. Any moment now, dinner for the masters.
Aang-With this technique the dragons showed us, Zuko and I will be unstoppable.
Zuko-No one can make tea like Uncle, but hopefully I learned a thing or two. Would you like to hear Uncle's favorite tea joke?
Sokka-You know, a friend of mine actually designed these war balloons.
Zuko-Can the new guy ask you veterans a few questions about the prison?
Sokka-Maybe we haven't failed after all.
Suki-What is it? Did I do something wrong?
Sokka-Oh, good. You guys have met.
Zuko-Is that him?
Sokka-That's it. That can't be it.
Sokka-Thank goodness you're okay.
Hakoda-You know Sokka, you should be more careful with that guard outfit on. I almost punched you in the gut.
Sokka-So where's Bato? Where's everyone else from the invasion?
Sokka-This is it. We have to start a riot.
Chit Sang- A prison riot? Please.
Hakoda-That's some girl.
Mai-I love Zuko more than I fear you.
Toph-Seriously, you guys didn't find any meat?
Zuko-You rise with the moon, I rise with the sun
Inscription on Zuko's knife-Never give up without a fight.
Sokka-Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
Sokka-Who lit Toph on fire?
Sokka-It's a giant mushroom. Maybe it's friendly! Friendly mushroom. Mushy giant friend.
Sokka-I don’t think so. We need some intelligence if we’re gonna win this war.
Zuko-For so long all I wanted was for you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor that I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you . You, my father who banished me just for talking out of turn. My father who challenged me, a 13 year old boy to an Agni Kai. How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?
Zuko-After I leave here today, I'm going to free Uncle Iroh from his prison, and I'm going to beg for his forgiveness. He's the one whose been a real father to me.
Iroh-The only thing better then finding something you were looking for, is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain!
Mai-Aren't you cold?
Iroh (angrily, after tasting some tea and spitting it out)-This tea is nothing but hot leaf juice!
Mewtwo-The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokemon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Kagome-Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
Ben (to Kevin)-You're nearsighted, arthritic, your reflexes are shot, and you're trying to unlock a cactus.
Kevin-What if I use the incorrect finger fork?
Julie-6:41 ate a car wash sign, 6:42 ate the car wash.
Kevin (to Ben)- Yep, those are your kids.
James Gorden-Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A Dark Knight.
Calypso-You have a touch of destiny about you.
Naruto-It's not the face that makes someone a monster, it's the choices they make.
Dr. Denman(when she, Cleo (as a mermaid), Rikki (as a mermaid) and Emma (as a mermaid) hear the cage door that Dr.Denman put on the moon pool wrench away)-What was that sound?
Courtney (to Spader)- You should be a politition!
Aja-All right, enough! You're going to get me crying too, and you do not want to go there!
Flatnose (to Basta)- You could drive a man crazy, the way you carry on: Don't walk in that shadow, it's unlucky; oh, watch out, you put your left boot on first, that's unlucky; oh my, someone yawned - mercy me, that means I'll fall down dead tomorrow!
Frank (to Jack)- I take the small birds, big birds, sometimes I fly out to New Del...hi. Is that Sayid? And Hurley? (looks at Kate, then Sun) We're not going to Guam, are we?
Pete (to McPhearson)- You're out of your gourd, McNuttypants!
Rincewind (to Twoflower; from the movie)- If running from trolls is like complete and utter chaos, then being tied to you is like standing on a hill during a rainstorm wearing copper armor and shouting, 'All gods are idiots!'
Hodgins (to Bones)-I'm nuts about Angela. Over the moon. Stupid in love with her. That's why I bought her that ... that crazy, expensive perfume.
Booth- I hate London, I hate England, I'm glad we had a revolution!
Hodgins- How do we know you're not faking this accent?
Druitt (to Magnus)-I love you. For all eternity. Remember that.
Brennan (to Booth)-If you drive one more block, I am screaming kidnap out the window.
Booth-Bones has voodoo amnesia, Leger is voodoo dead, and the last thing they worked on together was a voodoo ritual murder so I am thinking there might be some kind of connection.
Booth (to Zack and Hodgins)-You know what? If this is fatal, I will shoot both of you.
Hodgins-What was the finding? I still work here so...
Hodgins-How many times you want me to poke Zack?
Booth-Yeah, Bones doesn't intimidate.
Clay's dad (about the Star Hanabi)-It's been in the family since the first settler dug it up here in 1849.
Frodo - I can't do this, Sam.
Walt Disney - I only hope that we don't lose sight of one thing - that it was all started by a mouse.
Ben - No, John, we don't have a code for ' there's a man in my closet with a gun to my daughter's head.' Although we obviously should.
Sawyer (to Locke) - Are you sure Mike went this way?
Bernard (to Rose) - I am a dentist. I am not Rambo.
Sawyer - Who got taken by what?
Pete Lattimer- First, he doesn't think we're red shirts, and second that is so cool that you knew what I meant.
Pete- Okay, let's go over what we don't know.
Artie- Ladies first.
Pierre Chang- Your friend Faraday said that you were from the future. I need to know if he was telling the truth.
Hurley- Dude, you've got some...Arzt...on you.
Artie- You’re in luck: I always travel with an emergency artifact kit in the trunk of my car.
Mrs. Frederick- My name's Frederick.
Pete- What's that?
Clara Griffin- What the hell just happened?
Druitt- It must have been quite the blow to your ego when you finally learned the truth.
Henry- You can't send Druitt alone. The guy's all hearts and flowers one day and the next day he's turning a Working Girl into a canoe!
Magnus- Whose hare-brained notion was it to supply every Allied government with plans for your Death Ray weapon?
Myself and my co-author, Crazy4asajj - Actually, we're all insane here, some of us are just in denial.
Us 'Queens of Weird' again - You can call us crazy, wacko, nuts, off our rockers, out of our minds, insane or kooku-we'll take it as a complement.
Danny Phantom (to Vlad Plasimus)-I'll say it once and I'll say it again. You are one seriously crazed up fruit loop.
Chuck - I'm goin' broke gettin' rich.
Marissa - No, they stole it. Grand theft luggage.
Ninth Doctor - Everybody lives, Rose. Just this once. Everybody lives!
Ninth Doctor - ...All, in all, fantastic!
Tenth Doctor (to Fifth Doctor) - Oh no, of course, you mostly went hands free didn't you? It's like 'Hey, I'm the doctor, I can save the universe with a kettle and some string, and look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!
Megamind (to Roxanne Ritchi) - I finally had a reason to win. You.
Sarah Jane - There are some things worth getting your heart broken for.
Davros - We shall become all-
Hiro - Flying man! Whoosh!
Hodgins (to Arastoo) - What are you, some kind of Persian ninja?
Robin - It's just...I care about you Barney. And this kind of stuff, the emotional stuff, it's not your thing. I thought I'd save you the trouble.
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One thing, thanks kenb215 from avatarspirit.net for posting transcripts for episodes from WAT-TBR. I used them for a lot of lines. That's all 'till I update!
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