My name is Eve Royal. I am a Christian and a Canadian. I am a procrastinator (so don't wait up for me) and a purple lover (although blue is a close second). I am not a cat person (all hail the canines!) and I am a girl (you have been warned).

How's that for personal?

Eve's Present Categories

Teen Titans (Rob/Star; BB/Rae; KF/J)

The Host (I/W; K/S; M/J)

Jimmy Neutron (J/C)

Danny Phantom (D/S)

Codename: Kids Next Door (3/4; 2/5)

Eve's Future Categories (Lord Willing)

Twilight (CANON!)

C.S. Lewis (Pete/Ed BROTHERLY love; family fluff)

Artemis Fowl (AF/HS)

Zelda (L/Z)

My Goals (because apparently, we need some in our lives)

To receive 25 reviews for a oneshot...

To receive 100 reviews for a multi-chaptered story... Accomplished! "Thirty Kisses" - September, 2008

To recieve 250 reviews for a multi-chaptered story...

Hot Guys

Because we all know fictional guys are way more smexy than real ones.

(1) Richard John Grayson (Teen Titans)

(2) Edward Anthony Masen Cullen (Twilight)

(3) Li Syaoran (CardCaptor Sakura)

(4) Ian O'Shea (The Host)

(5) Fang (Maximum Ride)

(6) Shirogane Ryou (Tokyo Mew Mew)

(7) Nigohayami Kohaku Nushi (Spirited Away)

(8) Peter Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)

(9) Edmund Pevensie (The Chronicles of Narnia)

(10) Artemis Fowl II

(11) Jasper Whitlock Hale (Twilight)

Raven/Robin:

Okay. I will say this: I understand why some people may like this couple. It's understandable... I guess. It just never really presented itself to me and so, when I found out that this WAS a pairing, I kinda just blinked. Because it never made sense to me.

They are too alike. And maybe Robin is rather faithful and Raven is hopeful... When they need to be. The point is, I don't think they could last. They're just too dark. What would the world do without night AND day? We'd all perish like the insignificant humans we are. We need some light and we need some darkness. And the same's with love. Or, at least in this case.

So please, if you're a Rob/Rae shipper, don't come over here and blast me. I won't blast you and we can both live in complete ignorance of the other person's existance. Okay?

C.S. Lewis:

(Borrowed with permission from Lirenel. Thank you)

So I did watch the new Prince Caspian movie. I really, truly enjoyed it; thought it was wonderful. There is so much that I liked that I can't even write it down. But one thing nearly ruined the entire movie for me: the Susan/Caspian flirtation (hence why I threw food at the screen during the infamous kiss). But I hate it not just because it wasn't in the book, because Lewis is rolling in his grave, or just because it will make Caspian look like a cad in Voyage of the Dawn Treader when he meets Ramandu's daughter.

No, one of my biggest beefs is that now practically every single Narnian fanfic is Susan/Caspian-OMG-they're-soulmates!!111!! crap. Basically I would say about 7 out of 10 fics are Susan/Caspian. 2 out of 10 are slash/incest usually. That leaves about one fic that I can actually stand reading. Now I understand shipping in most fandoms. I even accept that people like slash, though it's not to my taste. But the excessive number of fics that propose that Susan and Caspian have 'twu wuv', or that the couple should have a double marriage with Peter and Edmund or something, just makes me want to bash my head against a wall. And I am not someone usually prone to violent actions.

Yes, in movie canon Susan and Caspian share a flirtation. I will accept that in movie canon. But to believe that a brief flirtation/admiration between two young teenagers means that they are soulmates and that the two would turn emo and angst over losing each other like some kind of warped Romeo and Juliet goes beyond the realms of canon. Not to mention that this movie canon seems to have infiltrated into the books, which means the writers should know better than to think that Aslan would break his own commands (that Susan never return to Narnia and that Caspian remain in Narnia and rule), setting aside the fact that in book canon Susan and Caspian barely meet. So, if you are going to accept movie canon, keep it in the realms of possibility. If you write book canon, keep it in the realms of possibility and in book canon. I suppose all I can hope for is that Ramandu's daughter in Voyage of the Dawn Treader is really "hot" and has such good onscreen chemistry with Caspian that everyone forgets about Susan. Please.

Also, please remember that Susan is the one with the attraction to Caspian in the movie. Not Peter. Not Edmund. If you must use movie canon (well, or book canon for that matter) please remember that. And read something of Lewis's works other than the chronicles to get a feel for what his attitude would be towards slash.

As for the incest fics: Stop. Stop it right now. If C.S. Lewis had known what you are doing to his characters I think he would never have written the stories in the first place. In simpler terms: Lewis would not like incest fics. In fact, I'm pretty sure he would despise them as sad travesties. Lewis, and most cultures, have moral and religious reasons for finding incest disgusting. And for those who dislike seeing the world in terms of "right and wrong", at least concede that scientifically and genetically incest is not acceptable.

In conclusion: This is not Narnia. You could probably get away with these sorts of thing in other fandoms, fine. I accept that. But seriously, it doesn't work with Narnia, not if you truly love the characters and stories that Lewis created. It just...doesn't. There is shipping, and then there is complete desecration of an entire fandom. Hate me and my words if you like, but please act like intelligent people and learn something about your fandom before you write in it.

In Conclusion...

Alfred: Miss Eve? I believe that's more than enough, don't you?

Eve: Indeed, Al. I think that's fine. They don't need to know everything about me, now do they? 'releases an evil laugh'

Al: 'sighs' Of course not, Miss Eve.

Eve: Oh, and I do own Alfred from any and all Batman stuff. Kryalla Orchird gave him to me. And don't ask how she has that kind of authority – she just does.

"The Lord is my shepard; I shall not want." - Psalms 23:1