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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Tactics, Ouran High School Host Club, and Prince of Tennis. ATTENTION!! MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN BROKEN SINCE OCTOBER! TT.TT I DO NOT KNOW WHEN I WILL BE ABLE TO UPDATE MY STORIES. FORGIVE ME. At the moment I am using my grandmother's computer. Hopefully I will get a new computer during January. Sorry about the lateness of this message. Until later, Bye! Story info- All Naruto stories are up for adoption! I have lost all interest in Naruto whatsoever. Please PM me if you wish to adopt any or all of them. Fighting for a Dying Man and Everlastion Dream are on Hiatus. I have become obsessed with yaoi, Prince of Tennis, and Bleach which are what i am currently writing. Upcoming Stories-(All stories with this ~ beside the title or anime are ones I have lost interest in and am letting other people have them. Just pm me) Bleach- Claiming a Strawberry: AU. Ichigo an orphan suffering from ammesia is brought into the world of the supernatural by five forgotten childhood friends who are not human. These five beings are trying to reclaim Ichigo's lost memories. Who shall claim the strawberry? IchigoXAlot of guys. Prince of Tennis- A Prince's Deadly Secret: AUish. Ryoma is hiding something that will change Seigaku, Atobe, Yukimaru, and Sanada forever. What does this have to do with the Blade Children? What will Ryoma do to protect everyone? Couples undecided. Spiral: Bonds of Reasoning crossover. A Prince of a Different Kind: AUish. Ryoma isn't who everybody thinks he is. What will happen when only certain people can remenber him? What will they do to save the beloved bratty Prince. Couples are undecided. Cursed Love: AU. Ryoma moves into a mansion that he inherited. Inside he meets a few demons. OT6 Prince of Thorn: AUish. King of Thorn crossover. Ryoma is chose to go into a cold capsule. He and a few others have been awoken. One by one the are dying. Will Ryoma find the truth about Medusa? Will he even live and keep his sanity? Couples undecided. Standred: AUish. Ryoma and Momo become strandred in the middle of no where. Upon entering a deserted mansion Ryoma meets the vampire Fuji. Who shall get the prince? Momo or Fuji? slight MomoRyo and FujiRyo Nameless: AUish. There is another zero unit which is unknown to all but Nagisa and Ritsu. Where does Ryoma come into this? Who is Haruka Kurotsuki? Couples Undecided. Loveless crossover Prince of Fea: Ryoma has the Sight. On the eve of his sixteenth birthday, he faces a destiny that threatens to rip him apart and take away his mortality. How will he escape if there is no way to? What does Seigaku and Atobe have to do with this? Couples undecided. A Deadly Game: There is a new video game that has everyone going crazy and killing everyone that plays it. What will happen when some certain tennis playes get involved? What will Ryoma do when he is forced to play it. Couples undecided. Memories Lost: Ryoma has disappeared from the face of the planet. His parents are dead and no one knows what had happen. What is the secret Ryoma is keeping? Couples undecided. Hidden Ouji-sama: AUish. Request fic for Animephantom. What if Ryoma never joined the tennis team but rather the art club? And was in a band called Loving Temptation? AtoRyo! Birthday Love: Request fic for Animephantom. Its Ryoma's birthday and no one is celebrating. Atobe helps out. AtoRyo. Gravitation- Death by Unrequinted Love: Shuichi's birthday is coming up and he is dreading it. Why? RyuShu and YukiShu. Unlikely Couple: Shuichi has left after a fight with Yuki though that is not the reason. What is the real reason for his leaving? How much does Hiro know? Bleach crossover. HitsuShu Gone: Shu-chan is sick. What has happen? Couple Undecided. Zero: Shuichi is not who he says he is. What will Yuki do when he finds out? Loveless crossover. Couple Undecided. Loveless- Broken and Forgotton: Soubi has dissappeared. Five years afterwards he finds a broken, abused neko boy. Who is he? What will happen? SoubiRitsuka. Kingdom Hearts: Dreams May Lead to True Love: Roxas is having dreams of a certain redhead. Somewhere else said redhead is waiting for his reincarnated lover. AxelRoxas Intertwined Pasts: Axel: a rebel born into slavery. Roxas: a cold, ruthless lord with a secret past. These two are connected by an unspoken and almost forgotten past. What will happen when Axel becomes Roxas's new slave? Where he accept his new master or will he lash out like he does with all his other masters. AxelRoxas. Ghost Hunt- File: Silent Hill: The SPR gang are asked to investigate Silent Hill in America. What will happen when only Mai is dragged into the hellish world of Silent Hill? Can the others save her before it is to late? MaiNaru and MaiGene File: Stalker Vamps: Title may change. Mai is in danger as usual. Naru and gang must now try to save her. The question is can they actually do it this time? Even when she's missing? MaiNaru and MaiGene. File: Mai's Vacation: On her annual vacation Mai disappears. The SPR gang are called on. Will they be able to sove the case and save Mai without her help? Or will they fail and lose her forever? NaruMai and GeneMai xxxHolic- Temptation's Grasp: Watanuki is in danger as usual. Somebody is interested in him and his blood. Youko senses this and secretly asks Douneki to protect him. But can Watanuki resist temptation and be with the one he secretly loves or will fall into temptation's grasp? Petshop of Horrors- Battle of Desires: Leon goes missing after a trip to the Petshop. What will D do? DLeon. Death Note- ~A Desired Light: Raito never picked up the Death Note but instead a vampire who is interested in Raito. Raito with the joined forces of L, Mello, and Matt will have to try to stop the vampire. Not everything is what it seems. LRaito. ~Death Note in Wonderland: The Death Note characters become wonderland characters. Enough is said. InuYasha- Love came during the Heartbreak: Adopted from Chinesebaby19. Inuyasha betrays Kagome for Kikyo. What will happen to Kagome? Will the others get to her before Inuyasha does? Or will there be another person or mayber more. BankotsuKagome and KougaKagome. ~A Different Miko: Fuedal Era is in danger again but the well is sealed. Kagome has lost all memories and is now with Eyes. Who is she really? What does this have to do with the blade children? Spiral crossover. Magic Knight Rayearth- ~A Forgotton Light: It has been ten years since the girls have been to Cephiro. Umi is a politican, Fuu is a doctor, but what about Hikaru? Hikaru is abused and broken. She has lost all contact with Umi, Fuu, and her family. Who will save her from herself? HikaruLantis HikaruEagle Black Cat- Trapped: Train and Creed get trapped in a cave which suprisingly has a bedroom and kitchen. Will Train kill Creed or maybe he'll fall in love. Spiral: Bonds of Reasoning- ~A Broken Hope: Kiotaka is back. Now everyone fogets about Ayumu and pretty much worships Kiotaka. Ayumu loses the faith that he has went through hell to build up for himself. Kousuke and Eyes need his help. What will happen? And will Ayumu rise up to the challange? KousukeAyumuEyes ~Ouran High School Host Club- Ouran Sentouki: Haruhi is hidding something. What will happen when the Host Club ecome involved? And it isn't because of Haruhi but rather their families? Loveless crossover. Couples Undecided. Host Club's Miko: Haruhi is transported to Heian Era Japan and becomes the Ryuujin no Miko. Will she defeat Akram? Or will she fall in love? How does the Host Club react to this? Harukanaru Toki no Naka de crossover. A Hidden Princess: Demons from Haruhi's past come back. Literally. Hyosho and Tsubasa, childhood friends of Haruhi, need Haruhi's help. Will and can she help? Chosen Host Club: The Host Club is chosen to fight. Fight what? They have no idea. The host club discover something shocking about Haruhi. ~Naruto- ALL MY NARUTO STORIES (except Akatsuki's Demonic Cherry Blossom) HAVE BEEN ADOPTED BY ARASHI WOLF PRINCESS!! Mai Hime- Love= A spell gone wrong: AU A witch performs a spell which doesn't seem to work. She was wrong. It worked just not the way she wanted. NagiMai. I created my own FanFiction forum!! the link to it- http://uchiwasoushi.proboards.com/index.cgi Name: Shinku Tsukihime or Tsuki-chan! Age: I will never tell you Gender: Girl, do i need to say it. Looks: Brown hair, brown eyes, and pale skin. Hates: Ino, Pink, Anime bashers, School, Science, Math, Things that annoy me, gender changing, and spicy stuff. Likes: Anime, Books, Money, Sweets, Yaoi, Romance, and Music. Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Art (Art's a bang XD), watching anime, and listening to music. Favorite Fashions: Punk, Emo, Gothic, Lolita, Rocker, and School girl. Fave articles of clothing: Skirts and leggins. (I am a semi-tomboy. I will only wear skirts if I have some leggins to put underneath) Fave Anime: Naruto, Sailor Moon, Tsubasa, CardCapter Sakura, Fruits Basket, Tactics, Pretear, Ouran High School Host Club, Moon Phase, Ghost Hunt, Mai Hime, Bleach, xxxHolic, Black Cat, Death Note, Harukanaru Toki no Naka De, Code Geass, Vampire Knight, Ghost Stories, Petite Princess Yucie, Buso Renkin, InuYasha, and Otogi Zoshi. Fave Movies: Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Death Note, Spirited Away, Laputa, Princess Monoke, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Shinobi, Vlad, Queen of the Damn, Interveiw of a Vampire, Little Mermaid, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Van Helsing, Twilght, and Vampire Hunter D. Fave TV Shows: Charmed, Buffy, Bones, and Supernatural. Fave Bands: Evanessence, Within Temptation, Tokio Hotel, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, and Three Days Grace. Fave Types of Music: Anything as long as it is not crappy or annoying. Fave Songs: Too many to list. Fave Couples: Naruto- Sakura X Neji Sakura X Itachi Sakura X Gaara Sakura X Sai Sakura X Kakashi Sakura X Kyuubi Sakura X Lee Sakura X Kiba Sakura X Shino Sakura X Shikamaru Sakura X Kinnamaru Sakura X Kabuto Sakura X Deidara Sakura X Sasori Sakura X Orochimaru Sakura X Haku UKE!Naruto X Sasuke UKE!Naruto X Itachi UKE!Naruto X Neji UKE!Naruto X Sai UKE!Naruto X Kiba UKE!Naruto X Gaara UKE!Naruto X Kyuubi (Male or Female) UKE!Naruto X Deidara Naruto X Hinata SEME!Itachi X Kyuubi SEME!Itachi X Sasuke UKE!Deidara X Sasori UKE!Deidara X Madara(Tobi) Deidara X OC Itachi X OC Tsubasa- UKE!Fai X Kurogane Sakura X Sayoran CardCaptor Sakura- Eriol X Sakura Sakura X Sayoran Tactics- SEME!Haruka X Kantarou Ouran High School Host Club- Haruhi X Nekozawa Haruhi X Tamaki Haruhi X Kyouya Haruhi X Hikaru Haruhi X Kaoru Haruhi X Mori Haruhi X Hunny Ghost Hunt- Mai X Naru Mai X Gene Ayako X Bou-san Masako X John Mai Hime- Nagi X Mai Mai X The Obsidin Princes Guy who I can't remeber his name Bleach- UKE!Ichigo X Shirosaki(Hichigo) UKE!Ichigo X Renji UKE!Ichigo X Aizen UKE!Ichigo X Grimmjow SEME!Ichigo X Hitsugaya UKE!Ichigo X Uryu UKE!Ichigo X Zangetsu xxxHolic- UKE!Watanuki X Doumeki Black Cat- SEME!Creed X Train Train X Saya Death Note- SEME!L X Light SEME!Mello X Matt Mello X OC Matt X OC Harukanaru Toki no Naka De- Akane X Akram Code Geass- Suzaku X Lelouch SEME!Lelouch X Rolo Vampire Knight- Yuki X Kaname Yuki X Zero Ichijo X OC Ghost Stories- Satsuki X Hajime InuYasha- Sesshomaru X Kagome Kouga X Kagome Bankotsu X Kagome Otogi Zoshi- Mansairaku X Hikaru Fave Characters: Naruto- Sakura Itachi Deidara Tobi Neji Gaara Tsubasa- Sakura Fai Mokona CCS- Eriol Sakura Fruits Basket- Yuki Ayame Tohru Shigure Tactics- Kantarou Ouran High School Host Club- Haruhi Nekozawa Hunny Ghost Hunt- Mai Gene Ayako Bou-san Lin John Naru Bleach- Rukia Hitsugaya Ichigo Byakuya Renji xxxHolic- Watanuki Youko Doumeki Black Cat- Train Sven Saya Death Note- Matt Mello L Harukanaru Toki no Naka De- Akane Akram The Hachiyo Code Geass- Lelouch C.C Vampire Knight- Yuki Ichijo Kaname Zero Aido Ghost Stories- Satsuki Satsuki's Mom InuYasha- Kagome Sango Kirara Shippo Miroke Sesshomaru Kouga Otogi Zoshi- Hikaru Mansairaku Postings!! 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the 8 percent who would be laughing your butt off. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB:If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, Shinigami Princess Yuki Uchiha THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, Shinigami Princess Yuki Uchiha Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, XsakuraroxX, Kinomi-chan, Shinigami Princess Yuki Uchiha 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD/OID/OUD (Obsessive Sasuke/Itachi/Uchiha Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why. Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test. Crazy is when you tell your best friend that your boyfriend is called Shikamaru (they wouldn't know him; he's from outta town). Crazy is when you say I love Orochimaru in his genin days when he's cute now he's as smexy as Kakashi. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you love Naruto so much that you wish they were real or you were one of them copy this to your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 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XD Oh and add your name to the list: Yuki the Ryuujin no Miko I don't own this, i found it on another profile, i thought it was hilarious>>> Notes To Self...Of DOOM! 1. Do not introduce yourself as role-playing character in public. 2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public. 3. Do not answer fictional characters in public. 4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public. 5. Do not go out in public. 6. Disregard last number. Do number 1-4. 7. Note Expressions. 8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you. 9. Floor is slippery when wet. 10. Lake is slippery when dry. 11. Only talk to strangers you know. 12. Strangers you don't know are spies...kill them all. 13. For legal purposes be sure to delete last note. 14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you. 15. Kill them for security purposes. 16. Crying doesn't solve anything. Try violent mood swings. 17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible. 18. The men in white coats are not your friends. 19. Ask them for a room full of sharp, pointy objects. 20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket. 21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, not the best cure for drowning. 22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. 23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age. 24. Always remember, uh...uh...damn. 25. Train armies of flying monkeys. 26. Goldfish don't like milk. 27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits. 28. Find out who invented the word 'pianist'. 29. People are staring at you. 30. So act insane. 31. People are weird but not as weird as me. 32. Do not taunt animals at the zoo. They have feelings...and teeth. 33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people. 34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do it as much as possible. 35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry, it's only me. Bonding. 36. Never pet a burning dog. 37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you're wearing a parka. 38. Naked men dig parkas. 39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka. 40. You know what would look good on you? 41. Immolated cockroaches. 42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug. 43. The size of Danny DeVito. 44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. 45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers. 46. Stalking is fun. Do it a lot. 47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree." 48. No matter what people say. There is a way into your fantasy world. 49. The way is rum. 50. Constipated people don't give a shit. 51. The Ten Steps to Dying. a. Fall down. b. Be rushed to hospital. c. Not be saved. d. Be mourned over. e. Be buried in dirt. f. Have your grave looted. g. Rot. h. Rot. i. Rot. j. Have your bones reanimated and used for pain, destruction and terror. 52. You cannot kill the snow. 53. The snow can kill you. 54. Grass can kill you too. 55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I couldn't get his lucky charms. 56. Catch and castrate leprechaun. 57. He is real...no matter what the men in white say. 58. Staple paper in the middle of the page. 59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally. 60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that. 61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs. 62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul-sucking demon. 63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway? 64. Go ask Senior Diablo for bigger pitchfork. 65. Remember to kill HIM. 66. Tell the small children in the TOYS 'R' US that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood. 67. Note reactions. Avoid parents. 68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory. 69. Scream. Doctors don't like it; they give you a shot of something nice. 70. Hide the bodies. Otherwise people will ask embarrassing questions. 71. Eat the evidence. 72. But not if it’s broken glass. 73. If in the presence of someone much wiser then you, point in a random direction and shout, "LOOK, a distraction." Then run. 74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats little children. 75. Disregard last note. 76. Note reactions. 77. On average, 100 people choke to death by ball point pens every year. 78. Stock up on ball point pens. 79. Learn to fly. Tell no one. 80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. 81. Do not stick fingers in a blender. 82. Blender...Bad...Ouch. 83. Blood loss is bad. 84. Find way to reattach fingers. 85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM. 86. Answer every question with a question. 87. Ask people what gender they are. 88. Note reactions. 89. Refer to people as mortal. 90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me. 91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible. 92. Star by drowning them in fire ants. 93. Find the creators of pop-up messages. 94. Kill them. 95. Brutally. 96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination. 97. Dunk head in boiling water. 98. Disregard last note. Was written by voice #7. 99. Gullible is written on the ceiling. 100. Investigate this whole 'critical mass' when the klaxon dies down. More Notes to Self of DOOM! 1. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. 2. When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI! 3. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. 4. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. 5. I am worse than evil... I am the author! 6. Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life. 7. No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it? 8. There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening. 9. People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs. 10. When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it. 11. I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. 12. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! 13. Uh...define 'normal' for me again. 14. There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering. 15. It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different! 16. "Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!" 17. "Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." 18. "Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. 19. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together."" 21. Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected. 20. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. 22. Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. 23. There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish? 24. Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs. 25. Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. 26. I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?! 27. Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING? 28. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. 29. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. 30. I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like? 31. Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work. 32. Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING. 33. That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast. 34. Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules 35. …didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side… 36. True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending. 37. Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you. 38. Therapist= The Rapist 39. Unfortunatly, Stupid people are everywhere. 40. You know how to find out your stupid? 41. When you don't know that the numbers 20 and 21 are switched 43. And that there is no 42 44. And you don't know what the hell I'm talking about. 45. Angry woman = dead man How to do Naruto! Eat ramen for breakfast,lunch,and dinner Stick your hand in a electric box and scream chidori as u pass out Roll your eyes behind your head and scream Byakugan Dye your head blond,black, or pink and try 2 run up a tree. Trade in your hat for a forhead protector Claim you're gonna kill you're best friend 2 get a better Sharingan Copy everything a person does and claim its ur bloodline Graduate highshool and proclaim you're self as Anbu List Anbu as current occupation on a job application Spout out a random character quote on command Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way" When you run, you run with your arms behind you Try to walk on top of a hot spring When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage Write your name in blood on a big scroll Take a leave of absence for 2½ years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand. You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline. You always wear green, skintight clothes. When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu. You dye your hair white and spy on girls. You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage. GOTHS: Do not always were black. Do not worship Satan. Are not evil. Do not want to kill people. Do not hate everybody. Are not always depressed. Can be happy too. Are usually nice people. Are normal, just like you. You know you have been on the computer TOO long when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or Myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. Please copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe, as I do, that the things listed below are horrible and inhumane. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. Just some things you need to know to survive…. (1) la-de-da-de-da (2) The world is going to end so go bite off your big toe and be done with it…. (3) Black is the purdiest color of the rainbow… (4) Most of the time the true geniuses are truly insane… (5) I do not suffer from insanity… I enjoy every waking moment of it! (6) Santa Claus is just a fat drunk guy in a red suit with fur…. Or possibly Michael Jackson… Or Orochimaru… (7) MY SPORK CAN SO KICK YOUR SPORKS ASS!!…. (8) No woman does not like gay porn!!… (9) Snack Packs are the nummiest pudding thingies out there!… (10) Life’s Rough… Cry me a river and build a bridge over it!… (11) You should listen to the voices in your head…. THEY HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS! (12) And Finally…. COME TO THE DARK SIDE… WE HAVE COOKIES!! ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your This is a bunny rabbit. Copy and paste this into ur profile so it'll spread and achieve ultimate darkness in fanfiction. ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) This is Bunny. I got him from someone else.Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side (we have candies, sweets and cookies) () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side () () Copy the cute evil bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side we have cookies!! SUPPORT THE BUNNY You Say Pink Favorite Quotes- Drunk people are out of their mind and not to be trusted- Raito from the Death Note fan fiction: A frozen Ghost, A Warm Kiss LXLight by InMyWildestMemories Stupid people are everywhere- My friend Sky Hell Hath no fury like's a woman's scorn- ?? I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every waking moment of it. - ?? Do not look for something that isn't there cause you will never find it. An example is Sanity.- Me The World hates those who hate the world- My friend Syd. Never judge a book by it's cover Even the most beautiful roses have the sharpest of thorns. All of L's teeth are sweet teeth.- Raito in LSD: The Mad Tea Party a Petshop of Horrors/Death Note crossover by Lazycatfish27 Spazzors UNIT!!- Me after a long hard laughing spazz attack. XD Everyone related to me have issues.- Me! | |||||||||||||
1. NarutoHolic » reviewsA great evil is threatening the world. Konoha and Sand Sibs are trying to fight it. But they need the Time-Space Witch's help. Sakura is missing. Who is the Time-space witch and what does she have to do with Sakura? ADOPTED BY ARASHI WOLF PRINCESSNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 11-17-08 - Sakura H. & Neji H.2. Akatsuki's Demonic Cherry Blossom, Rewritten » reviewsAdopted by DEIDARASLOVER1224!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 9-20-08 - Sakura H.3. Hidden Oujisama reviewsRequest fic for animeangel088. What if Ryoma never joined the tennis team but rather the art club? And was in a band called Loving Temptation? AtoRyo! Royal pair.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-29-09 - Atobe K. & E. Ryoma4. Ninja Hosts! » reviewsA spell and Jutsu went wrong. Now Itachi, Naruto, Deidara, and Sasuke are transported to the Ouran world. How will they cope being the newest Hosts? And where oh where are Nekozawa and Haruhi? Yaoi! ADOPTED BY ARASHI WOLF PRINCESSCrossover - Naruto & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 1-5-09 - Naruto U.5. Fighting for a Dying Man » reviewsSomeone from Kantarou's past has come back. Who is he and what does he want? Another summary inside. on Hiatus. TT.TTTactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-11-09 - Published: 11-17-086. The EverLasting Dream » reviewsHaruhi has gotten transported to another world! She's in trouble. There a hot guys after Haruhi around every courner. What will she do? Another summary inside. On Hiatus. TT.TTOuran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 11-17-08 - Haruhi F.7. Akatsuki's Demonic Cherry Blossom » reviewsREWRITTEN! To read this go the Akatsuki's Demonic Cherry Blossom, Rewritten.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 4-26-08 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete
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