| -Faded Sunrise- |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. country: usa gender: female favorite anime: naruto, avatar, yugioh, bakugan, blue dragon, one piece, death note, blood plus, bleach, digimon, inuyasha, pokemon, and beyblade (wow theres some old ones) :P favorite stories: anything with sasusaku, gaasaku, or zutara favorite food: pizza, tacos, ice cream, CHOCOLATE things I'm obsessed with: 1. naruto 2. cars 3. boys (of course) ;D 4. music Alright so have you guys heard, i wrote a new story! its called No Rev Without a Ride. i wrote it awhile ago and never got around to typing it. so now i am focusing on finishing up New Faces, New Places. i didnt get too much feedback on the last chapter it made me sad... tear but owell i'll get over it. im just trying to get inspired to write for it again. as for my other stories im also trying to get chapters written for them too! nething else you want to know just ask. well thats about it ~Faded Sunrise~ out oh yeah! i am now a beta reader! so if anyone needs one, let me know! ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN... 1) You accidentaly enter your password in your microwave 2) You havent played solitaire with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because the dont have a screen name or my space 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then pushing the buttons on your tv 6) Your boss dosent have the abilitly to do your job 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8) As you read this list your thinking about sendig it to your friends 9) And you were to busy to notice number 5 10) You scrolled baack up to see if there was number 5 11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly 12) Put this in your profile and you know you did Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway) (like umm NARUO!! and SASUKE!!) 1) When she acts shy - say i love you 2) When she runs away from you - chase her 3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH) 4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight 5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you 6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention 7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go 8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL 9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it 10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her 11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you' 12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry 13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers 21 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "GO,PIKACU, GO!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. 21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embaressment... 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3:Every time some one asks youto do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4:Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso 6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8:Don't use any punctuation 9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO" 12:Sing along at the opera 13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON" 18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose" 19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... 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Man: Have I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i I Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter Man: I would go to the end of the world for you Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. i read this on Kashi500's profile... This is something that I read on misto-shadow who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile, and I think other people should read this if they hate child abusing, if you hate child abusing, copy it to your profile: My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! I hate child abuse. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, Kakashi500, shatterlife shiningspirit Naruto Birthdays!! January February March April May June July August September October November December I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. If you hate Karin copy and paste this in your profile, add your name at the bottom. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, -SR-The Devils devil, faded sunrise, | |||||||||
1. New Faces, New Places » reviewsNaruto and Sakura are siblings. They just moved into the Leaf village, and their new neighbor is Sasuke. SasuSaku, and usual pairings. CHAPTER 11: Fixing What Is Broken HEY NEW CHAPTER! please read and review!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,567 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 3-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.2. No Rev Without a Ride reviewsSakura, Gaara, and Naruto are one of many teams in the underground street racing lifestyle. they race, repair, and build cars. they also enjoy getting their cars for free. however with other teams invading their territory it makes that difficult.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-23-09 - Sakura H. & Gaara3. Ready, Set, Burnout » reviewsjust a thought, basically another street racing story with a twist. sasusaku NEW CHAPTER. PLS READ. AN NOTE INSIDE. VERY IMPORTANT.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 11-25-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.4. Controling u » reviewssakura is a high tempered person, only 2 things can calm her.. drugs and an 18 yr old boy. her sister doesnt help matters however. sasusaku REVIEW PLEASE CHAPTER 4: THE IMPORTANT AN NOTE THAT NEVER HAPPENEDNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,657 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-19-09 - Published: 6-4-08 - Sakura H.