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Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Country: USA Gender: Female Update: August 2010.. im giving away 3 of my stories to a good friend of mine 23sadistic-tranquility32.. for those of you who didnt know. and im finishing new faces new places and will just be a beta reader.. so thanks for everything.. http://www.fanfiction.net/~23sadistictranquility32 that is her profile, visit it... find my old stories and her new ones there. ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER TOO LONG WHEN... 1) You accidentaly enter your password in your microwave 2) You havent played solitaire with real cards for years 3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is because the dont have a screen name or my space 4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote then pushing the buttons on your tv 6) Your boss dosent have the abilitly to do your job 7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8) As you read this list your thinking about sendig it to your friends 9) And you were to busy to notice number 5 10) You scrolled baack up to see if there was number 5 11) Now your laughing at your self stupidly 12) Put this in your profile and you know you did Guys hears some advice and i think you need it (well some guys anyway) (like umm NARUO!! and SASUKE!!) 1) When she acts shy - say i love you 2) When she runs away from you - chase her 3) When she puts her face near yours - kiss her (DUH) 4) When she kicks and punches you - hold her tight 5) When shes silent - Shes thinking how to say i love you 6) When she ignores you - she wants all your attention 7) When she pulls away -grab her by the waist and never let go 8) When you see her at her worst - tell her shes BEAUTIFUL 9) When she screams at you - tell her you love her, you have to mean it 10) When you see her walking - Sneak up behind her grab her by the waist and kiss her 11) When shes scared - hold her and tell her everything is ok 'cause shes with you' 12) When she looks like somthings the matter - kiss her and tell her not to worry 13) When she holds you hand - play with her fingers 21 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "GO,PIKACU, GO!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. 21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embaressment... 20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1:At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down 2:Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice. 3:Every time some one asks youto do something, ask them if they want fries with that 4:Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5:Put Decaf in the coffee maker(home or work), When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction switch to espresso 6:In your memo book, on all your checks put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS" 7:Finish all your sentences with" In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8:Don't use any punctuation 9:As often as possible, skip instead of walking 10:Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face 11:Specify that your drive thru order is "TO GO" 12:Sing along at the opera 13:Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme 14:Put mosquito netting around your work area(or room) and play tropical sounds all day 15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it' 16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom" 17:When the cash comes out of the ATM yell " I WON, I WON" 18:When exiting the Zoo start running toward the parking lot yelling " Run for your lives they're loose" 19:Tell your children, or younger sibling that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go" 20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile
Man: Have I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i I Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines. Man: Hey baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not enter Man: I would go to the end of the world for you Woman: But would you stay there? Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Stupid Racist People... A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Naruto Birthdays!! January February March April May June July August September October November December I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. If you hate Karin copy and paste this in your profile, add your name at the bottom. Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it! THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx,uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover, bloodroseinthetwilight, CherryBlossomSavior, -SR-The Devils devil, faded sunrise, | |||||||
1. New Faces, New Places » reviewsNaruto and Sakura are siblings. They just moved into the Leaf village, and their new neighbor is Sasuke. SasuSaku, and usual pairings. UPDATE! a MUST read... please read and review!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 7-28-10 - Published: 3-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
