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Author has written 22 stories for Bones. "If you're not Dutch, you're not much" So yeah, I'm Dutch, obviously. A 30-year-old who works as a lawyer and has a writing-shaped hole in her soul. Fanfic floats my boat (though I write some original stuff as well). I used to read mostly X-Files fic back in the day (Lydia Bower and Leyla Harrison were my heroes!) and dabbled in writing it (godawfully bad in hindsight; thank god I never published any of it ;-p). But when I lost interest in that show, the muse left me in search of greener pastures. I'm very happy to report that the muse has returned to me and directed me toward the show 'Bones' which has caught my fancy. The quirky humor, the heart-versus-head theme, Brennan's journey to grow as a person, Booth and Brennan's complexity, their idiosyncrasies and their complicated but electric interaction fascinate me to no end. The adage "I'm a shipper at heart, but a realist by nature" (read it online long ago; don't remember who said it) sparked my screenname/penname and my take on male/female relationships on television and in (my) fanfiction. Isn't it much more interesting and tantalizing when the attraction is there but they don't act on it?--just yet, anyway. (Which is not to say I don't enjoy reading fanfic about that ;-D) Links mentioned in the A/N for chapter 3 of the story The Italian Reverie: For sumptuous pics of the hotel described in this chapter, which actually exists, go to http://www.sanfrancescoalmonte.it/Home_Page.asp. How I pictured them on their date-yet-not-a-date-yet-conspicuously-date-like-dinner – look at teh pretty! http://beyond-bickering.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=323&pos=0 http://beyond-bickering.net/gallery/displayimage.php?album=384&pos=0 Folie à Trois was written for the Kink in the Bones community on Livejournal--a haven for lovers of smut that is just a tad beyond the vanilla...like threesomes ;-p. So if you're over 18 and curious, then don't be shy and apply for a membership to browse our (now well-stocked) aisles of smoking hot kinky smutty fics (nothing too depraved if you're worried about that). Link: http://community.livejournal.com/kinkinthebones/ | |||||||
1. Folie à Trois » reviewsWas I seriously going to try and seduce *both* my ridiculously attractive co-workers at once? Cam, Brennan, Booth, and heat. Lots of it. Spoiler-free. Come give this unlikely trio a shot and I'll sell it to you-or your money back ;-p ***NOW COMPLETE***Bones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,573 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-28-10 - Published: 3-13-10 - Cam S. - Complete2. The Italian Reverie » reviewsRomance/UST. At the end of a case in Italy, Booth and Brennan decide that for one evening, they should make the most of what the country has to offer. Spoilers/timeline: up to and including Mummy in the Maze. Now complete.Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,128 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete3. In Vino Veritas reviewsGood wine and good friends can make a girl a little sentimental... Spoilers for Salt in the Wound.Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-17-09 - Angela M. & T. Brennan - Complete4. Title: Losing Through You What Seemed Myself reviewsDouble drabble. "It's just that Brennan and Booth aren't in any way opposites." Spoilers for Mayhem on the Cross.Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete5. Secret Garden reviewsDouble drabble. Smangst. She'll let you in her heart, she'll let you in her body, but into the secret garden...? Because if you push her too hard...Bones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-2-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete6. Decontamination Shower reviewsUST/humor drabble. Booth is just too old-fashioned for his own good sometimes.Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-26-09 - S. Booth & T. Brennan7. Medical Attention reviewsIs there a doctor in the room? I think it's my heart..." Booth and Angela are in agreement that Booth needs medical attention. B&B humor/romance. Double drabble. Spoilerfree. Set in season 2.Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-20-09 - S. Booth & Angela M. - Complete8. Smashing Pumpkins and Melons, Oh My! reviewsYou've been watermelon'd. Double drabble. Set during Critic in the Cabernet contains one episode detail that doesn't qualify as a spoiler in my book . Humor/flirtmance.Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-09 - J. Hodgins & Cam S. - Complete9. Sock and Buskin, Season Finale Speculation » reviewsA season finale speculation diptych: two separate ficlets with radically different approaches. Part 1 is the angsty version of what I thought would happen, and part 2 is a 300-word drabble which - in contrast - will have a happy ending. SPOILERS!Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-13-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete10. Visceral reviewsAh, yes, that wall-scene. It really tickled the imagination, didn't it? ;-D Double drabble. Spoiler for one scene in Science in the Physicist not directly plot-related though .Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-14-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth11. Acumen reviewsThis was not a position you'd imagined finding yourself in anytime soon. Double drabble. Spoiler for Widow's Son in the Windshield.Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-24-09 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete12. Paradigm Shift reviewsPost-Wannabe double drabble spoiler warning . Angela is unnerved by what she witnessed at the Checker Box tonight and feels isolated with her concerns.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-31-08 - Angela M. - Complete13. Facing The Music reviewsCam gives Booth a piece of her mind. 300-word post-Wannabe ficlet with implied B&B almost-romance.Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-27-08 - Cam S. & S. Booth - Complete14. Unleaded reviewsShe can take care of herself. Most times. Sometimes it's a good thing Booth is there to pick up the slack. Spoilerfree drabble.Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-7-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete15. Syzygy reviewsThere have been light years of distance between Booth and Brennan since the funeral. 300-word drabble. Spoiler for Pain in the Heart.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete16. Shiatsu reviewsBooth has a headache. UST. Spoiler for Santa in the Slush.Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-18-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete17. PMS reviews300-word drabble. It didn't require more than basic social skills to know that for a man to openly attribute a woman's irritation with him to PMS is a monumental faux pas in this day in age.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-18-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete18. Limbo reviewsIt's hard to make a decision when the outcome is uncertain. Double drabble, slightly surreal, spoilerfree.Bones - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-08 - T. Brennan - Complete19. Might I tonight but moor in thee reviewsOneshot. Booth POV of the final scene of "Boneless Bride in the River", at the marina. Because that scene had subtext up the wazoo.Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-18-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete20. That gum incident reviewsDouble drabble. Fluff. Spoilers for Santa in the Slush. Booth is extremely distraught by Brennan's...oral antics.Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-29-08 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete21. The way to a man's heart reviewsDrabble. No spoilers. Brennan brings something for Booth that is more meaningful than she realizes.Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-29-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete22. All You Can Do Is Love Your Kids reviewsBooth and Brennan have a conversation about what lies at the core of Brennan's issues with parenthood. Post-Baby in the Bough no spoilers beyond the episode summary , a mild dose of angst and a hint of romance.Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-08 - T. Brennan & S. Booth - Complete