ROCK LEE IS MINE!(I TOTALLY WISH HE WAS)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

I AM VERY ASHAMED TO SAY THAT I AM A NARUTO WHORE!!

SAVE THE WHALES!! THEY ARE DELICIOUS!!

I HAVE FUCKAFOBIA AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT IT!

GAARA SAYING : THE ONLY TIES I HAVE TO MY FAMILY ARE THE ONES I'D LIKE TO WRAP AROUND THEIR NECKS(that totally describes me and my family)

I LOVE GAARA AND LEE AND SASUKE AND OMG I'M A NARUTO WHORE :0

YOU ARE A CHEESY DIRTY UCHIHA CRACKER(inside joke adriana lol)

I LOVE LEE AND SASUKE AND KIBA AND NEJI AND KANKURO AND GAARA(OF COURSE GAARA)

VANESSA HOW DO YOU NOT GET A JOB AT BURGER KING( LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

PICKUP LINES FROM NARUTO

IF I SAID YOU HAD A NICE BODY WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGIANST ME (KIBA)

HEY BABY I'M LIKE A RUBIX CUBE THE MORE YOU PLAY WITH ME THE HARDER I GET(KANKURO)

DO YOU HAVE A MAP I GOT LOST IN YOUR EYES(SHINO)

YOU BE THE ICEBERG I'LL BE THE TITANIC AND I'LL GO DOWN ON YOU(GAARA)

IF I TOSSED THIS 50 CENT COIN WHATS THE CHANCE OF ME GETTING HEAD(NARUTO)

"LOVE?"

I STOLE MY MOTHERS LIFE AT BIRTH

AND AS KAZKAGE'S SON

I WAS OVERPROTECTED,SPOILED AND LEFT ALONE

I THOUGHT THAT WAS LOVE

UNTIL THE ACCIDENT HAPPENED

THESE PAST SIX YEARS..

MY FATHER TRIED TO ASSASSINATE ME SEVERAL TIMES

SO WHY DO I EXIST AND LIVE?

I ASKED MYSELF THAT QUESTION

BUT I COULD NOT FIND AN ANSWER

I NEED THOSE REASONS WHILE I AM STILL ALIVE

OR IT WILL BE THE SAME AS BEING DEAD

AND THIS IS WHAT I CONCLUDED:

I EXIST TO KILL EVERYONE OTHER THAN ME

I FIGHT ONLY FOR MYSELF

AND I ONLY LOVE MYSELF

AS LONG AS THERE ARE PEOPLE TO KILL IN THIS WORLD

TO MAKE ME EXPERIENCE THE JOY OF LIVING

MY EXISTENCE WILL REMAIN

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 pecent of the teen population would be dead if Abercromie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you have an “A” in math and you’re depressed about it. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. CRAZY IS WHEN YOU LICK A POSTER JUST BECAUSE ITS OF NARUTO.If you're crazy, crazy is when you lick a pole because you say it's gaara,copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Favorite Cookies:
Oatmeal Raisin
Rock Lee?(i consider him a cookie)

Favorite Bands/singers:
LINKIN PARK,BOYSLIKEGIRLS,HELLOGOODBYE,AFI,SECONDHAND SERENADE,MANDY MOORE,PANIC AT THE DISCO,WEEZER,FALL OUT BOY,NIGHTWISH,RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS,30 SECONDS TO MARS,MEG & DIA,PAPA ROACH,MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE,DASHBOARD CONNFESSIONAL,SNOW PATROL,TEDDY GIEGER,FLYLEAF,PLAIN WHITE T'S,REGINA SPEKTOR,A FINE FRENZY,SKYE SWEETNAM,PARAMORE,YELLOWCARD,KELLY CLARKSON,NEW FOUND GLORY,THE FRAY,THREE DAYS GRACE,THE CLICK FIVE,HINDER,FOO FIGHTERS,DISTURBED,DROWNING POOL,SLIPKNOT,GOOD CHARLOTTE,NICKELBACK,SAVING JANE,NINE DAYS,COUNTING CROWS,t.A.t.U,HOOBASTANK,AVRIL LAVIGNE,RALIENT K,MARYLIN MANSON,3 DOORS DOWN,ALL AMERICAN REJECTS,GREEN DAY,ROB THOMAS,JOHN MAYER,AEROSMITH,THE KILLERS,ALIEN ANT FARM,BLUE OCTOBER,PLUMB,JUNO SOUNDTRACK,METRO STATION,STAIND,GYM CLASS HEROES,AVENGED SEVENFOLD,KATY PERRY...etc.

Favorite Animals:
DOG
OTTER
TOUCAN
PARROT
BUTTERFLY
ROCK LEE(he is an animal...in bed)lol :P

Favorite Books:
A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS
UGLIES TRILOGY
A WALK TO REMEMBER
TWILIGHT SAGA
NARUTO

Favorite Couples:
SASUKE+GAARA
LEE+GAARA
GAARA+TEMARI

Things I have seen:
GAARA NAKED(i have actually seen that)
LEE WITH HIS SHIRT OFF(HOTT)
GAARA WITH HIS SHIRT OFF(OMEGA HOTT)

Funny Things About Me:
I SAY RANDOM THINGS
I WILL START SINGING RANDOMLY
I AM VERY CLUMSY
I DRAW AN EYE VERY GOOD BUT NOTHING ELSE
I LOVE ROCK LEE

What I like About Other People:
THEIR KINDNESS
THEIR ABILITY TO TOLERATE MY ANNOYANCE
THAT (some people)THEY DO'NT LAUGH AT THE FACT I LOVE NARUTO CHARACTERS
THAT (some people)THEY ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I'M EMO AND DON'T JUDGE ME BECAUSE OF IT