Name: I'm not going to tell you. I like the idea of secrecy.

Age: Wouldn't you like to know. (You can probably guess from this page anyway.

Gender: Female

Country of habitation: England.

Country of birth: the same, though my parents are white South Africans.

Apparently I'm a Ravenclaw acording to the quiz on http://sorting-hat.com/sorthatr.htm

Favourite books: I can't really say. I like the Twilight series, the Harry Potter series, historical romance novels, and loads of fantasy. I like most books, as long as they don't have too much description. The only exception to that rule is The Lord of The Rings.

Pets: I have a rat called Gris because she is a beautiful grey on her head and shoulders, and a couple of fish in the pond outside.

My favourite types of fanfiction are:

Independant!harry, powerful!harry, grey/dark!harry... basically anything where harry isn't a wimp like he is in canon. As for pairings, I prefer him to be with a canon character, though I don't mind an oc too much. My favourites are Tom Riddle, Draco Malfoy and depending on how they're written, Hermione and Ginny. As for the people, I like the main characters to be either bad/manipulative or good.

Now for a couple of things I found interesting on someone elses profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Help Bunny achieve World Domination by copying this into your profile!
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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Egael said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

"Never hire a colorblind electrician."

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.tions:

Multi-chaptered fanfics

A real family at last?
My first Severus mentors Harry fic. I have really been enjoying this type of fic, so decided to write my own. I am happy for any constructive criticism. I will try to update regularly, but it depends on how much time I am allowed on the computer by my parents.

One-shots: Both of these were written with Alexandra as a main character. If you want to know more about her, check out my page on fictionpress.com. my name is the same as on here. I would very much appreciate it if you left a review if you read it.

Pureblood mania.
Was written because I just wondered at the point of view of some pure blood wizards. I wondered whether they had ever really been challenged by someone they wouldn't want to offend.

The folly of Umbridge
I never liked that woman and thought that Alexandra should challenge her. A simple human wouldn't stand a chance against Alexandra, so I thought she was the ideal person to teach Umbridge a lesson. I might write a sequel if anyone wants it.

8/10/08 (english date)

right, well i haven't edited this page for ages, so now that i'm back into my stories, i might as well report on my progress. at the moment i'm concentrating on ARFAL. i am trying to write an a4 page a day. (doesn't the saying go: a page a day keeps the angry reviewers away? hmm. might need a little work.) i had a major case of writers block, so am only on about chapter 7/8 of obout 30. i'll start posting as soon as i've finished the draft.

2/12/08 (english date)

i have been doing well in my writing. i am on chapter 21 of about 30. i hope i'll be able to finish the draft over christmas. if that happens, i'll be posting in january. fingers crossed. this note is for all you people who bother to keep checking on my profile for news. i wish other authors did the same...

Thanks for reading.