I am a teenage male in high school... I have brown hair, grey eyes (that's when they change between grey, blue, and green depending on the light, I looked it up on wikipedia), glasses that I haven't seen since early October, and I skipped fifth grade... Now I get Cs, Ds, and Fs because I am lazy... I often use elipses...

I have a challenge for all authors reading this: Write an AshxMew story. The pink bubbles she made in the first movie should come into play at some point. This Mew is only the Mew from the first movie. Everything else is up to you, including length. PM me when you've posted it.

Here's another challenge for all authors reading this: Write a story with as many of the females from Pokemon trying to win Ash as possible. Everything else is up to you, including length. PM me when you've posted it.

11/17/08: I've made a few minor changes in my profile tonight, but I don't expect anyone to notice them.

Name: Lewis Drake Kōki

Real Name: Paul Lewis (bleep)

Nicknames: Lewis, Louis

Titles: Master of Dragons, King of Randomness, Commander of Chaos, Percussionist of Paradise, #1 Trainer in Hoenn and Kanto, #1 Ranger in Fiore, Wielder of the Emerald Weapons, Wearer of the Pearl Armor, Bearer of the Triforce of Wisdom, Master of the Deathly Hallows, Protector of the Balance of Light and Shadow, Leader of Team Sky, Friendly Neighborhood Kicking Bag

Age: 16 without a driver's license

Location: (bleep)

Favorite People: May and Dawn are the best, Pokelad, Bittersweet Romanticide

My Top 9 Favorite Authors On This Site:
1. Pokelad
2. May and Dawn are the best
3. Bittersweet Romanticide
4. Rave The Rich
5. zeaeevee
6. MisterP
7. darkblur
8. BbbStrwbrry
9. -Arria Rose-

Other accounts: I normally go by ReaderADV, but occasionally I go by Galladeon.

Things I like: May and Dawn are the best, Pokelad, May and Dawn are the best, Bittersweet Romanticide, May and Dawn are the best, chocolate, May and Dawn are the best, dragons, May and Dawn are the best, chocolate milkshakes, May and Dawn are the best, Legend of Zelda, May and Dawn are the best, Pokémon, May and Dawn are the best, medieval weaponry (bows, swords, etc.), May and Dawn are the best, Code Lyoko, May and Dawn are the best, Yu-Gi-Oh!, May and Dawn are the best, Harry Potter, May and Dawn are the best, Pirates of the Carribean, May and Dawn are the best, Narnia, May and Dawn are the best, Sonic the Hedgehog, May and Dawn are the best, chocolate, May and Dawn are the best, dragons, May and Dawn are the best, 24, May and Dawn are the best, Lost, May and Dawn are the best, Robin Hood, May and Dawn are the best, chocolate, May and Dawn are the best, Grey's Anatomy, May and Dawn are the best, Lord of the Rings, May and Dawn are the best, May and Dawn are the best, The Day After Tomorrow, May and Dawn are the best, me, May and Dawn are the best, my short cousin-once-removed CatzRule3, May and Dawn are the best, calling CatzRule3 "shorty", because she hates it and/because it's true, May and Dawn are the best, starting up pointless e-mail wars with CatzRule3 for the heck of it, May and Dawn are the best, annoying people for the heck of it, May and Dawn are the best, thief movies, May and Dawn are the best, spy movies, May and Dawn are the best, lists with repeats, May and Dawn are the best, lists in general, May and Dawn are the best, dragons, May and Dawn are the best, fantasy novels, May and Dawn are the best, black, May and Dawn are the best, green, May and Dawn are the best, red, May and Dawn are the best, computers, May and Dawn are the best, calculators (well, maybe not), May and Dawn are the best, midnight, May and Dawn are the best, good grammar, May and Dawn are the best, moonlight, May and Dawn are the best, ice cream, May and Dawn are the best, Cream, May and Dawn are the best, randomness, May and Dawn are the best, lots of randomness, May and Dawn are the best, love, May and Dawn are the best, nonsense, May and Dawn are the best, comedy, May and Dawn are the best, action movies, May and Dawn are the best, holidays, May and Dawn are the best, bad fanfics, May and Dawn are the best, long lists, May and Dawn are the best, humor, May and Dawn are the best, dragons, May and Dawn are the best, chocolate, May and Dawn are the best, making fun of lawyers, May and Dawn are the best, making fun of Bush, May and Dawn are the best, making fun of the Clintons, May and Dawn are the best, using Shakespearean insults on CatzRule3, May and Dawn are the best, being completely random, May and Dawn are the best, fencing, May and Dawn are the best, chocolate, May and Dawn are the best, politics, May and Dawn are the best, Weird Al Yankovic's music, and did I mention May and Dawn are the best?

Things I dislike: the BBC (because they killed Marian in Robin Hood BBC... Twice...), the fact that I don't live near May and Dawn are the best, my family, cats, math, my cousin-once-removed CatzRule3, school, work, mornings, Republicans, Misty, Bush, the fact that I don't live near May and Dawn are the best, Cheney (Except when he helps shoot Team Rocket, see Pokemon: 100 Ways To Destroy Team Rocket, Chapter 8), probably you, the fact that I don't live near May and Dawn are the best Paul/Shinji, Drew, math, bad grammar/spelling, authors who take months to update stories coughpikamasteradvcough, the fact that I don't live near May and Dawn are the best, authors who take years to update stories coughdiegovoidcough, lawyers, Microsoft, nuts, math, idiots, hypocrites, stereotypes, the fact that I don't live near May and Dawn are the best, love, hate, crises, boredom, intolerance, discrimination, mimes, politicians, politics, the fact that I don't live near May and Dawn are the best

Girlfriend: May and Dawn are the best

Friends: May and Dawn are the best, Pokelad,

Theme Song: Blah, Blah, Blah by Devotion 2 Music

Goal: Download every Pokémon episode, special, short, and movie

Favorite Shippings (In no particular order):
Pokémon: Advanceshipping (AshxMay), Abilityshipping (AshxAnabel), Altoshipping (AshxLatias), Pearlshipping (AshxDawn), Mareshipping (AshxBianca), Advanceshipping (AshxMay), Egoshipping (MistyxGary), Handymanshipping (TraceyxDaisy), Firegrassshipping (SceptilexBlaziken), Advanceshipping (AshxMay), InfernapexBlaziken, Eldershipping (Prof. OakxDelia Ketchum), Fortuneshipping (DawnxLucas), Flirtationshipping (BrockxEvery Girl He Sees), Advanceshipping (AshxMay), Luckshipping (BrockxLucy), Rocketshipping (JessiexJames), Gymshipping (BrockxMisty), Advanceshipping (AshxMay), Orangeshipping (MistyxTracey), Vineshipping (Ash's BulbasaurxMay's Bulbasaur), May's WartortlexAsh's Squirtle, Advanceshipping (AshxMay), Valleyshipping (CharizardxCharla), DeliaxSpencer Hale, Lagomorphshipping (PikachuxBuneary), Advanceshipping (AshxMay), Accordshipping (TonioxAlice), Advanceshipping (AshxMay), PaulxCasey, Advanceshipping (AshxMay), Deoxysstalkershipping (MaxxSolanna), Altruisticshipping (ReggiexZoey), Whitetruthshipping (PaulxCynthia), Advanceshipping (AshxMay), PikachuxKetchup, HarleyxMisty (Just desserts...), Advanceshipping (AshxMay), Minamoshipping (MayxKelly), Morpheusshipping (AshxAoi), Dreamshipping (AshxMew)
Aretemis Fowl: ArtemisxHolly, ArtemisxMinerva
Harry Potter: HarryxHermione, HarryxGinny, HarryxLuna, RonxHermione, NevillexLuna (Harry Potter)
Robin Hood BBC: RobinxMarian, Guy of GisbournexVasey, Sheriff of Nottingham, WillxDjaq (Robin Hood BBC)
Ranger's Apprentice: WillxAlyss, WillxEvalyn/Cassandra
Inheritance Cycle: EragonxArya
LotR: AragornxArwen
His Dark Materials: LyraxRoger, LyraxWill
Sonic the Hedgehog: TailsxCream, SonicxAmy, TailsxCream, SonicxRouge, TailsxCream, SonicxTails, TailsxCream, KnucklesxAmy, TailsxCream, KnucklesxTikal, TailsxCream, ShadowxRouge, TailsxCream, BlazexCream, TailsxCream
Mario: MarioxPeach, LuigixDaisy
Legend of Zelda: LinkxIllia, LinkxZelda, LinkxMidna
Super Smash Bro.s: KirbyxJigglypuff
Code Lyoko: JeremyxAelita
Yu-Gi-Oh!: YugixTea, JadenxAlexis
Lost: CharliexClaire, JackxKate, JackxJuliet, SayidxShannon, SayidxNadia
Ben 10: Bwen (BenxGwen)
Miscellaneous: LewisxDavid (OCs in various media that belong to myself and Pokelad), DavidxAnabel (the Salon Maiden in Pokémon Emerald and the anime), LewisxHeather (the same Lewis as mentioned earlier and an OC based on May and Dawn are the best), LewisxHermione (from Harry Potter)
Real Life: Wintershipping (MexHeather (May and Dawn are the best))

List of Improbable Events (things in italics have finally happened): Jessie, James, and Meowth succeed in getting Pikachu to Giovanni; Brock isn't controlled by his hormones; Ash, May, Munchlax, and Snorlax have tiny appetites; Dawn isn't obsessed with her hair; everyone gets Botch's name right; Ash's mom doesn't remind him to change his underwear; Groudon and Kyogre kiss and make up; ReaderADV gets a girlfriend and a life; Misty loves bug-types and fears water-types; Ash isn't reckless; Charizard never uses Flamethrower on Ash; Paul is kind to his Pokémon; Harley is shippable; Hermione is stupid; Pikachu never fries bikes; Psyduck grows a brain and learns how to swim; CatzRule3 hates cats; Tracey can't draw; all the girls are after Brock; Drew is allergic to roses; Ash catches every single kind of Pokémon; CatzRule3 is a perfect angel; ReaderADV is actually cute; certain authors update their stories; A Series of Unfortunate Events has happy endings; high schoolers aren't perverts; the Norwegian Blue actually lives; Snorlax never sleeps; the Iraq war is popular after the first few months; there's no such thing as telemarketers, bills, politicians, lawyers, or bureaucrats; Wobbuffet attacks first; Slowpoke is fast; Terrorists love America; Gary always loses; men understand women; the Cubs win the World Series; China has a population smaller than that of the United States; Lost makes sense; Mrs. Ketchum doesn't remind Ash to change his you-know-whats; The Sherrif of Nottingham is a nice bloke; Will Scarlett is loquatious; Rave The Rich is a homophobe; Pokelad doesn't have a crush on his classmate;

Favorite quotes:
"Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In fact, I'm far more than just a 'mild' annoyance–people tell me I can be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?"-Kelsier, in Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn: The Final Empire
“Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky...”-preface to book 2 of Breaking Dawn
"Kids…they’re a handful. Teenagers…I don’t just get them."-Max, in bengwen014's The Aftermath: Fall of the Alien Force
“It takes three seconds to say "I LOVE YOU". Three hours to explain it and a LIFE TIME to prove it...”-bengwen014, in The Aftermath: Fall of the Alien Force
“The internet is evil. Anything it does it does to annoy us.”-Me
“Back up. Are you saying we’re just cartoon characters created by a bunch of writers in a non-canonical sequel that is never as good as the original mainly because of several elements having been changed that ruins the whole story not to mention the sappy and downright stupid romantic build-up between you and Gwen? And right now we’re being viewed by thousands of strongly influenced teens and kids worldwide who takes the whole damn thing too seriously even though we don’t exist and even go as far as creating their own stories about us just to satisfy their own personal selves on what may or may never happen? You’re crazy!”-Ben, in bengwen014's The Aftermath: Fall of the Alien Force
"It hurts when the bubble of idealism is popped by the needle of reality."-ShadowKing1988
"There are two theories on how to argue with women. Neither one works."-Unknown
"The appearance in our courts of these learned gentlemen of the law, who can make black appear white and white appear black, is forbidden."-1864 decree (and still in effect), government of Andorra
"It was so cold that a lawyer had his hands in his own pockets."-Anon.
"Around here, however, we don't look backwards very long. We keep moving forward, opening new doors and doing new things... And curiosity keeps leading us down new paths."-Walt Disney
"While I'm on the subject of Harley, what exactly IS his sexual orientation? Straight? Gay? Bi? When nature calls, does he go in the ladies' room?"-ShadowKing1988
"We are all born originals - why is it so many of us die copies?"-Edward Young
"Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway."-Anon.
"Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself."-Alfred Sheinwold
"The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at."-Murphy's Law
"The day I get a girlfriend is the day Kyogre and Groudon decide to kiss and make up.”-Josh, in Steelion's Hardened Resolve
"Now that the pack of rabid fangirls-slash-boys are busy, we can get outta here.”-Ash, in Steelion's Hardened Resolve
“Unconventional? Of course. Unsafe? Probably. Fun? Definitely.”-Ryan, in Steelion's Hardened Resolve
"Now you see that evil will always triumph, becuase good is dumb."-Dark Helmet, in Spaceballs
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"-Soldier, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal-food-trough wiper! I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"-Frenchman, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."-Book of Armaments, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“With friends like these, who needs stalkers?"-Usagi Komadori AKA Kitty
"You don't have to be a human to be a person."-CyphrusCross
"After all, it is the nature of men to make monsters, and it is the nature of monsters to destroy their makers."-Dr. Harlan Wade
"Now, if you'll excuse me, my subconscious mind is playing tricks on me – I need to give it a firm scolding."-EarthBorn0
"I never claim to understand anything completely"-Meir, in EarthBorn0's Destiny Bond II: Sacred Fire
"Grab shirt, not udder parts!"-My mom
“They’re just kids. You’ve handled terrorists, robberies, bomb threats, and evildoers in spandex. You can handle children.”-0, in Shot Knight's PKM Rangers: Rise of the Dark Gems
"The greatest gift is not of gold, but in art that awakens the soul."-Jack Gladstone
"Animation follows the laws of physics — unless it is funnier otherwise."-Art Babbitt
"I've seen knights in armor panic at the first hint of battle. And I've seen the lowliest, unarmed squire pull a spear from his own body, to defend a dying horse. Nobility is not a birthright. It's defined by one's actions."-Robin Hood, in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
"I may be blind but there are some things I still see."-Duncan, in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
"I know the law's an ass!"-Alan A Dale, in Robin Hood BBC
"Never forget the outlaws!"-Robin Hood, in Robin Hood BBC
"The Devil couldn't make it. You'll have to deal with me instead."-Robin Hood, in Robin Hood BBC
"Him, I am proud to know. You, I'm stuck with."-Little John, in Robin Hood BBC
"I don't know what I find more disquieting: the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes."-Sayid, in Lost
"Jack and Locke are busy worrying about Locke and Jack."-Ana Lucia, in Lost
“Well, of all the nerve. Pretending to be a noble, when you are in fact a blacksmith is one thing, but pretending to be a blacksmith pretending to be a noble is just wrong.”-Much, in I am The Lev's Nasty Little Rumors
“It wouldn’t do for me to put my boot through your teeth either, but it’ll happen if you don’t shut up, you unfeeling, leather-clad hell-spawn!”-Morgan, in I am The Lev's Let it All Out
"Is there someone else up there we could talk to?"-King Arthur, in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Mental error 404 - brain not found"-ktd176's Artemis Fowl: Adventures in Thermite
"If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing..."-ktd176's Artemis Fowl: Adventures in Thermite
"Well, a guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues."-Bruce Wayne, in Batman Begins
“Jar Jar Binks reminds me of Dick Cheney.”-Shadow, in Mecha Scorpion's Sonic Insanity
“Hey! Poli means many, and tics means blood sucking creatures! So, basically, all the issues discussed in Congress (not the White House, they just talk about football while gas prices go up) are living, breathing insect creatures! Get it?”-Eggman, in Mecha Scorpion's Sonic Insanity
“Living in a fascist theocracy, and I’m gonna get a lot of money! I’m telling you, Dick, this whole stealing-the-presidency thing is just great, I tell ya, just great! If only I could be as rich as those oil sultans over in the Middle East… might as well bomb them and steal all their oil! Why research renewable energy sources when you can kill people to get nonrenewable? Send another billion to those boys in Iraq and North Korea and Afghanistan and Iran and Sudan and-“-Bush, in Mecha Scorpion's Sonic Insanity
“I’m trying to suppress reason and evidence in support of my own opinions and beliefs! I figured it might get me into Bush’s science advisory department!”-Sonic, in Mecha Scorpion's Sonic Insanity
“Hmm... Thousands of robots on all sides, no seemingly possible way to escape, slow and painful death and/or robotizication imminent... ... Bet I can take out more robots than you, Knucklehead.”-Wario, in Super Hyper Mario 128 III's Mario and Sonic
"Some people are like slinkies...they really aren't good for anything, but they are a lot of fun to push down a flight of stairs."-Unknown
"Maturity is overrated"-Zoey, in Rave The Rich's A Confession Gone Awry
“Aww, man! Why are all the good ones always gay…or taken, or gay and taken?”-Corey, in Rave The Rich's A Confession Gone Awry
"If back in the 1700's people were named after their jobs, like Mike Carpenter was a carpenter, and Harry Smith was a blacksmith, what in the hell did John Handcock do?"-PsychoMD's Pokemon Quickies
"I think that nonexistent mythological creature just broke some of your toes."-John, in Here There Be Dragons
"The Church is often full of shit..."-me
"Skeletons or super models... who can tell the different these days?"-PsychoMD's Pokemon Quickies
"Man, high school really does suck."-Alex Karev, in Grey's Anatomy
“Too many big words for you? Here, let me dumb it down. Touch her again, and I’ll beat you so bad, Michael Jackson won’t want to fuck you!”-Kidd, in Kidd by Kidd Dragon
"Toaster ovens don't use fire either, anyway (at least not when functioning correctly)."-Kaoz, on Rotom's talk page on Bulbapedia

You know you live in 2009 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did

(o.o) Help Pokémon rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!
(o.o) Help May and Dawn are the best rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!
(o.o) Help chocolate rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!
(o.o) Help dogs rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!
(o.o) Help CatzRule3 rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!
(o.o) Help dragons rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!
(o.o) Help cats rule the underworld!! Copy this on your profile!!
(o.o) Help ReaderADV rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!
(o.o) Help Sonic the Hedgehog rule the world!! Copy this on your profile!!

If you think Calculus is useless, and there is no point in learning it, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think modern American animated cartoons are effing stupid and pointless, copy this into your profile.

If you think school equals jail/prison, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who has tried to commit suicide, or are someone who has tried to commit suicide, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. ReaderADV, CatzRule3

If you think Colorado's driver's license age requirement (18) sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit/kicked/etc. by a girl smaller than you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a title for yourself, copy and paste this into your profile and say what it is. Master of Dragons.

If you've ever broken a backpack/school bag because you had too much weight in it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Microsoft, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a talent for misplacing stuff, copy and paste this into your profile if you can find it.

If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Eleven seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a female how much she weighs, and then regretted it a moment later, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If your fashion sense is “is it comfortable?” copy this into your profile

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

CatzRule3's Laws of Ettiquette
Do not talk about someone behind their back.
Do not hurt a random bystander.
Unless they are innocent, then you have to hurt them.
Do not lead someone on without a legitimate reason
Experience is not a legitimate reason.
Nor is “just for kicks”
Do not ask someone how much they weigh
Especially if that someone is female
Especially not an anorexic
Except when their weight is necessary.
WARNING: some people will lie
Do not interrupt while someone else is speaking
Unless you must
Do not insult someone
Unless they start it
That includes doing something that warrants it
Do not ask someone about their method of thinking.

ReaderADV's Three "IE"s
Insult everyone.
Interupt everyone.
Ignore everyone.

ReaderADV and CatzRule3

Some people may be confused about CatzRule3 and me. CatzRule3 is my cousin's daughter, yet she's fourteen months older than me and we're in the same year in high school. Go figure. I don't remember the first time I remember seeing her, but we met at my baptism... I was 13 days old... She is depressed, and she tried committing suicide recently by swallowing a bottle of mouthwash. She's evil, so I have to retaliate, since I am the enemy of imbalance (in other words, I don't like good or evil). Also, it keeps us in touch. Strangely, when she listens to her friends talk about their siblings, and then reads an email from me, it strikes her that we seem very like siblings, except she's in a different state. I feel compelled to mention that on my profile, I'm tempted to say that Hell is in Bellevue Washington, which happens to be where she lives. We used to have three wars going; an insult war, a cute war (that's kind of how the "cute" stuff got started...) and a doubt war. I thoroughly enjoyed all three (especially insult), and I lost the cute war, and the doubt war was kinda stalemated... BTW, she's butt-ugly! One time, I got mad at her and said "F@# you!", to which she replied "You wish." I recently found a picture of her that makes her look like a little old lady!