| amaXdear |
Author has written 48 stories for Ghost Hunt, CSI, Twilight, RENT, Law and Order, Harry Potter, and Glee. Hello world, my name is Ama... as far as you know. I am sarcastic and cynical and liberal and fluffy. I have angst issues, and yet I find myself writing it on occasion. Go figure. Mostly I write for Angel/Collins (AKA the best interracial AIDS-positive gender-bending gay couple in the history of love) in RENT. I am also a fierce Love CSI shipper (that's Nick/Greg, non-believers). My Harry Potter pairings are Remus/Tonks, Teddy/Victoire, Albus Dumbledore/Gellert Grindelwald, and Al/Scorpius. I love the Princess Bride, Little Miss Sunshine, Inheritence, Law&Order, and Unusual Suspects but I don't write much for them. Unfortunately, I probably won't be writing at all for the next couple of days. (Just heard all my adoring fans sob). Why not? Well, for one, school just started, so I'm occupied from six forty-five in the morning to five-fifteen in the evening, plus homework. Also... my computer totally crashed. There is a slim chance I can get my files back, but, until then, I've lossed over thirty oneshots and at least seven multi-chaptered stories that I've been working on for the better part of the last six months. BACK UP YOUR COMPUTER, RIGHT NOW! You think there's no rush, and you'll get it done in a little bit, and then BOOM! Everything's gone. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go curl up in a corner and sob until the world takes pity on me and gives me my writing back. Oh, and I know that my quotes section is like ninety-five percent of my profile. Oops. So here's my basic info: high school student from CT (gay marriage state, woot!), brunette, blue-eyed, potential lawyer/novelist, student at the Greater Hartford Academy of the Arts half-day, lover of alternative rock, RENThead, UCONN fan, member of the Red Sox Nation, Original Escape the Fate fan/Craig-hater, poet... that's it. Damn, I'm more boring than I realized. ATTENTION RENT FANS!: Please join the Wilson Jermaine Heredia fan group on Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wilson-Jermaine-Heredia/206917900391 Other pages have up to 200 fans, and yet no information and fewer pictures. For real fan-dorkiness, join my group! ATTENTION LUPIN/TEDDY/TONKS FANS!: Please check out my Lupin family video, featuring Welcome Home by Brian Littrell. In my opinion, it is the perfect song for Teddy, and all the deviantART people who contributed the pictures are just so talented. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeIwU_bMg-I FAVORITE QUOTES! "Maggie, everyone's DEAD!" Me "Killers, by and large, are whiny losers." Michael Weston, Burn Notice. "The doctor says that I have an eye problem, so if I don't get glasses it will FALL OUT! Do you want Daddy's eyes to fall out?" Dad (while swordfighting) "And I said, 'So I guess I'll be the lead singer.' I believe somebody said 'No shit, choir boy," Davey Havok, about the formation of AFI "Pussy, you came prepared!" Mimi (I think) from the Broadway version of RENT. “Paper recycles itself, didn’t you know? That’s how paper gets replenished: the magical paper gods.” Maggie "Can I watch a movie?" my little cousin, Leila “Porno-mime: One who mimes porn.” Me and Maggie "Always thought you kept your porn in there," Nick, CSI "We're depressed because we're repressed! That's poetic! That's pathetic!" Me and Maggie, explaining the difference between repressed and depressed, and throwing in a little Marky shout-out while we're at it. "So… we’re in Pennsylvania… as you can see, there is shit to do." Jack, from ATL (The power's out, so Liz is dancing around the room with a candle singing Light My Candle. She finishes and goes to put it down.) My dad, attempting to sing Seasons of Love: "Five hundred, twenty-nine thousand times you talk about RENT..." "My room may be slightly bigger than his, but his is infinitely prettier." Jerry Orbarch, about him and JLM's dressing rooms. "Malfoy, the incredible bouncing ferret..." Ron Weasley, Harry Potter "COLLINS! Do NOT give vodka to the children!" Mark, from All-Knowing-Oracle's fic Bohemian Daycare. It's hilarious--go read right now. (As Mercutio) "WHERE IS MY PAGE?" Looks around. "No, seriously, where is he?" Josh "Pickles are cucumbers soaked in EVIL!" My sister Clio95 (About the I'll Cover You scene from RENT; commentary) "I look like shit." Riza "People hear that I come to the Arts Academy and they... assume things about me." Mike "Sweetheart?" Tonks from the Half-Blood Prince movie. (WE GOT A TERM OF ENDEARMENT!) "Who d'you know who's lost a buttock?" see above, from Order of the Phoenix "Someone dies in this movie, right? Who?" A friend who has never seen RENT. "All right, notes (for Romeo and Juliet): Romeo, Juliet, DO NOT MAKE OUT ON THE FUNERAL BIER! She's dead, she cannot move her legs like that!" KJ "In China, they kill people with one leg. Well, not really; they kill themselves. But the Chinese government gives them the knife. Actually they don't use a knife. They use a spoon. Have you ever seen somebody cut their wrists with a spoon? It's not pretty. That's why most of them just swallow it and choke to death." (laughs) "I'm just rambling. I can't believe you haven't stopped me yet." Dad "Ah! Now the little pottery shoes, they're good luck, you see? You know, like Whitby has lucky glass ducks, Northampton has lucky pottery shoes. Can I just ask, are you a man?" Mrs. Cobb, from Kinky Boots "Have you ever noticed how many 'us's there are in Harry Potter? Albus, Sirius, Remus, Lucius, Seamus, Bilius, Regulus, Filius... um Horace..." Me "Suck my cock, bitch!" Imani (who IS female!) when we disagree on the classification of a potato. It is a vegetable? "This is a rumor-filled society and if people want to sit around and talk about whom I've dated, then I'd say they have a lot of spare time and should consider other topics... or masturbation." Johnny Depp (mucho masturbation!) "...And WJH was just like 'Yo wassup?'" Me "And from now on I don't care if my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die--I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron, HP and the Order of the Phoenix "Are we going to learn in the last episode that Ed was secretly a lesbian the whole time?" Entertainment Weekly interview person. Maggie, in a singsong voice. "I'm a mother-fucking dandelion killer!" "You mother-fucking dandelion killer!" Me "It's not porn! It's light gay romance. LIGHT!" Me "You forced women to have sex with every loser that walks in with twenty dollars in his sweaty hands. What's the difference between you and a rapist?" Ed Green, Law&Order '“I died to save Harry!” Sirius protested. "Leggo my Greggo," Nick, CSI. "The most poignant scene, for me, is when I die in his arms." Points to JLM. "...And he's holding me, sobbing, and it's all I can do not to cry too, because of course we all know corpses don't cry." Wilson Jermaine Heredia "My other class isn't as mature as you guys are. I spent half an hour arguing with them about how Gene and Finny (from a Separate Peace) were not gay... Not that it's a bad thing, you know, they just weren't, um... Yay gay!" My English teacher, KJ As the Shrek 3 credits are rolling, after the movie is over: "Oh my God! Arty was King Arthur!" Maggie. Me, ranting about Mpreg stories: They just make no sense! I mean, some people try to rationilize it by saying that some men have a "tiny uterus." Where? Up their ass? “You know, Jan, I’m really much more conservative about sex than you, so it makes me uncomfortable to talk like this…especially when I’m in bed…naked…with your son.” (Nick, from Ms. Magg’s fic, The Day Before You) "Marijuana should be illegal because it often causes random or magical thinking..." Debate club guy (As the drag queen's spokeswoman to the gay Reopublicans) "We've gone from 'don't have sex' to 'don't have sex via cell phone.'" KJ, on sexting. "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and I'm more of a woman than you'll ever get." Angel (quoted), RENT "Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best." Marilyn Manson "AAAAAH! AAAAAAH! I GOT IT! IT GOT IT! AAAAAAAAH!, and scene. I'm good now." WJH's reaction to finding out he got the part of Angel in the movie Angelictroublemaker, April Erricson, Azula's Favorite Prisoner, Blatantly Jennifer, BOWIEgirl, CallandEric4ever, Camera Girl 26, Clio195, count spaggular, CrystallineSolid, Echelon-Coiler, Ele Goddess of Elements, flamegirl5500, IceFireNAngles, Julianne envy U, JulzAndKate, kamui34, Katlynn888, King Me, Mistress of the Night and Day, Murgy31, Rainy Day In The Pines, ravyncat, Reine Sumabat, rentswwriter, sailorroxy, ShimeirocksxD, soccerlover7765, The Capslock Savior, theviewfromhere, TransformersLover95, Twilightwicked5678, VoldieandtheDeathMunchers, WalksThisWay, and yellowmoon27 all deserve huge enormous hugs and cookies, because they have all added me as a favorite author, and I love each and every one of them deeply and unconditionally, like a brother/sister... except for Clio195. She's more like a distant cousin. ;) Have a nice day, measure your life in love, avoid deadly tripping devices such as troll's legs, don't step on pointy objects, and remember-- VIVA LA VIE BOHEME! | |||||||||||
1. Suspension of Disbelief reviews“You know the year when you’ve realized that Santa doesn’t exist, but you pretend to anyway because it’s less fun carrying your own presents up from the basement? That’s my life. But not yours. You get to believe in Santa.” Kurt/Quinn friendshipGlee - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-20-09 - Kurt H. & Quinn F. - Complete2. Your Head reviewsDrabble. In Throwdown, Sue threatened to shave Kurt's head... only Sue's version was a lot scarier. Very, very tiny brief mention of some Puck/KurtGlee - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-09 - Kurt H. & Sue S. - Complete3. What Is This Feeling? reviewsKurt makes a fool of himself in front of Finn, and Puck inexplicably manages to make things better. Kurt/Puck mild-ish slash. Pre-Ballad. I've decided this will stay a oneshot for now; really sorry to people who were expecting otherwise!Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-16-09 - Puck & Kurt H. - Complete4. Memories reviewsI know you, Albus. And you know me.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-09 - Albus D. & Gellert G. - Complete5. The Color of Slush And Other Cousinly Advice reviewsMy name is Scorpius Malfoy, and I am not God. In fact, I am as far from God as can possibly be. Maybe I should clarify--I’m not talking about an actual “Worship me” God. I’m talking about Ted Remus Lupin. There’s not much of a difference. A few swears.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,962 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Teddy L. & Scorpius M. - Complete6. In Which Family is Discussed reviewsDraco, in an attempt to avoid the big sisterly reunion, decides to wander around Andromeda's house, and makes a new friend. Title changed to distinguish it from tamara72's fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-16-09 - Draco M. & Teddy L. - Complete7. Coming Out reviewsScorpius decides to come out to his parents. Draco... could have handled it better.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-14-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete8. March reviewsRemus hates March, and Tonks just can't figure out why... Little drabble I wrote awhile ago for the "March" challenge over on lj.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-09 - Remus L. & N. Tonks - Complete9. Surprise reviewsTeddy knows Albus and Scorpius better than anyone else. That's why he wasn't surprised.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-1-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete10. Halloween reviewsSirius and Remus drink, and reminisce. OotP, SiriusLupin friendship, mentions of slight RemusTonksHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-1-09 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete11. The Era reviewsThe cliche, overdone Marauders-meet-and-get-Sorted, with some extra fun on the train. Be warned: one little tiny curse.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-09 - Remus L. - Complete12. Sweetheart reviewsThe story behind that one scene in the HBP movie... you know the scene. Ridiculously fluffy Tonks/Lupin. If you don't know the scene, no major spoilersHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7-15-09 - N. Tonks & Remus L. - Complete13. Opportunities reviewsRemus gets a visit from Professor Dumbledore, and the dream of Hogwarts becomes a reality. pre-MarauderHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-09 - Remus L. & Albus D. - Complete14. The Moment reviewsThe Love becomes canon script. Nick/Greg slash. Drabble-ish.CSI - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-09 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete15. Finding Out reviewsIn which Nick learns a few things, Greg imparts some wisdom, and the reader is left unsatisfied. Pre-slash, The Love, post-ep for 2x07 Caged. Not as humorous as the summary.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-25-09 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete16. Approval reviewsJill Stokes re-evaluates her son and some of the people in his life. Post Grave-Danger. Established slash. The Love pairing.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 6-17-09 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete17. The List » reviews50 reasons Remus Lupin/Nymphadora Tonks are cooler than Edward Cullen/Isabella Swan. People are going to hate me... Please read and flame! Now with an additional 50 reasons! EDITED to clear up a popular misconception about Teddy.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 5-15-09 - N. Tonks & Bella - Complete18. Just Friends reviewsAU. At a sleepover, Angel decides to tell his best friend that he's gay. DUH! A/CRENT - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-17-09 - Angel D. & T. Collins - Complete19. First Impressions » reviewsThe name of the game is 'See How Long It Takes To Scare Away Collins' Rich, Important Father And His New Family Without Giving In To Awkward Silences.' Have fun--strike that. So sorry, we're on hiatus.RENT - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 1-28-09 - T. Collins & Angel D.20. How to Date a Drag Queen reviewsCollins offers some friendly advice... Touches of humor, romance, fluff, and maybe even hints of angst.RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-30-09 - T. Collins & Angel D. - Complete21. In The Background reviewsTwenty-five facts about Thomas B. Collins the world at large doesn't know.RENT - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-09 - T. Collins - Complete22. Why Not? reviewsA Deadlock post-ep. Ed Green's POV, brief appearances by Nina and Van Buren. What the hell was he thinking?Law and Order - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-09 - Ed Green - Complete23. The Perfect Couple reviewsEverybody is fighting, so Collins and Angel give them a little advice on relationships. Completely pointless fluff.RENT - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-11-09 - Angel D. & T. Collins - Complete24. She Smiles reviewsAngel suffers through school and makes another decision that would change her life. Second in the conversations series of oneshots, can be read as a oneshotRENT - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-9-09 - Angel D. - Complete25. All Grown Up reviewsEverybody loves the park, especially our favorite five-year-old darlings! Kidfic, featuring canon couples-ish. That's AngelCollins, MimiRoger, and MarkMaureen fading into MoJo. Rating for Collins inappropriate-for-a-five-year-old language.RENT - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-2-09 - Complete26. Heartbroken ThirteenYearOld Me reviewsAngel becomes the girl of her dreams for the first time. An Angel-centric fic, first in the 'Conversations' series of oneshots.RENT - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-7-08 - Angel D. - Complete27. Alive reviewsHow can you be happy with AIDS? Features all four major AIDS victims. Subtle mentions of Angel/CollinsRENT - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-21-08 - Angel D. - Complete28. Goodbye Angel reviewsCollins's thoughts during "Goodbye Love" Angel/CollinsRENT - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-11-08 - Angel D. & T. Collins - Complete29. Little Things reviewsThe Love. Nick reflects on moments of their relationships. Major fluff, romance, drama, hurt and comfort, as well as spoilers for just about every episode from season two up.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-23-08 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete30. Trivial Pursuit, CSI Style reviewsDammit, Grissom! This is SO the last time we are playing this game!" The CSIs get bored and play Trivial Pursuit. Very, very, very mild GSR, nothing worse that pre-season 6. Slight language. Fans of Grease the musical should totally check this out.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-21-08 - Gil G. - Complete31. Strip Forensics » reviewsNick stared at the sole of Greg’s foot, his face slowly donning a disgusted expression.“What the hell…?” Funny oneshot, maybe twoshot if I feel like it.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-2-08 - Published: 8-1-08 - Nick S. & Greg S. - Complete32. It's Awkward Again reviewsNick and Greg get drunk and find themselves in an awkward situation, which gets even more awkward when they go to work and sorta kinda almost … die. Inspired by an AFI song. Warning: Slash, cussing.CSI - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-21-08 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete33. A Slow Day reviewsSometiems Grissom does notice things. The Love, GSR if you want to see it, I guess. YoBling if you really, REALLY want to see it.CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-20-08 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete34. This is the New Crap reviewsWe all remember when Grissom and Catherine walked in on Greg rocking out to the Fight Song. Grissom let it slide once… Will he do so again? NO SHIP.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-15-08 - Greg S. & Gil G. - Complete35. What a Night reviewsA short fic about the events and people of Fannysmackin', focusing on the victims.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-10-08 - Greg S. - Complete36. Hate Crimes and Cute Little Puppies reviewsAfter struggling with a difficult case, Nick comes home and finds comfort in the form of Greg. The Love, established relationship.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-08 - Nick S. & Greg S. - Complete37. Do I Know You? reviewsWhat exactly was going through Jasper's head when he met Alice? Just a short little bit of fluff about when they meet, and the first time she convinces him to go 'vegetarian.' JUST A ONESHOT! Stop adding it to your alert list, nothing's gonna happen.Twilight - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-28-08 - Jasper & Alice - Complete38. I'm Unique reviewsNaru is so weird. So why does Mai find herself in a slowly progressing relationship with him? Songfic, focusing on various stages of that relationship.Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-27-08 - Complete39. My Ass Is What? reviewsSomeone has been stealing Greg's Blue Hawaiian, and we all know what the means... A full investigation of the lab. Rating for implied slash. Very obviously implied, but still. Pure humor.CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-27-08 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete40. Knowledge reviewsMai asked Naru if he knows what it is like to die. Does he? *Spoilers, rating for slight gore*Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-3-08 - Complete41. 5 Billion People reviewsYasuhara falls in love with the one person he absolutely, positively can not have.Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-1-08 - Complete42. My Freakin' Night Sky » reviewsA little Mai-Naru social interraction. But don't be fooled; it's not all sunshine on daisies. Naru eats daisies for breakfast. Metaphorically speaking, of course. LinMadoka, BousanAyako, MasakoMystery. Updated rating for slight language. FINITE!Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,744 - Reviews: 124 - Updated: 5-28-08 - Published: 3-28-08 - Complete43. Hard to be in Love reviewsWhat's it like to be in love with the coldest, most thick-headed narcissist on the planet? Mai tells us, through these charming haiku.Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-6-08 - Complete44. When Watching the Monitors is a Bad Thing reviewsAgain, takes place in Naru and Mai's far distant future... with a BABY! Gasp. And of course, given its parents, the baby decides it wants to be born in the middle of a case.Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete45. Workaholics reviewsPurely humor, very short. Bou-san and Ayako get a call from Naru and Mai on their honeymoon. Do I really need to elaborate? Pairings obvious.Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete46. Will You Marry Me? Please? reviewsSet far, far, far in the future, when Naru decides it's time to pop the question. Some unlikely things occur... he should have let Mai in on it before the deed. NaruMaiGhost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete47. Oh, Bousan reviewsTakigawa Houshou is dating Ayako and darn happy to be doing so... Until he meets her parents. Aw crap.Ghost Hunt - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-3-08 - Complete