Name: Luke Barker

Age: 25 (But act anywhere from 5 to 50...I'm kinda mercurial)

Sex: Male...believe it or not.

Location: Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, England, Earth, The Milky Way, The Galaxy, The Universe.

Important Stuff:

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _' (YEP)
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! (YEP)
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" (DON'T REMIND ME)
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." (HELL YEAH!)
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. (WELL...1 OF THEM)
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. (THERE'S A MORNING ON SATURDAYS!? I REMEMBER THERE BEING GOOD TOONS THOUGH _)
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. (ERM...DO THEY HAVE THAT OVER HERE?)
You remember reading "Goosebumps" (HEHEHE...STILL DO _)
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. (BLUSHES)
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not (OF COURSE NOT CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1. (OR MORE ACCURATELY...YOU REMEMBER VH1 AT ALL)
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. (YUP)
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time. (OH HOW FAR WE'VE COME)
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show. (DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT)
Captain Planet. He's a Hero. (WHO NOW?)
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. (YEAH...BUT i MUCH PREFERRED BILLY, THE BLUE RANGER...ERM...TELL NO-ONE!)
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.(I THINK i STILL GOT ONE OF EACH)
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. (ERM...NOPE, I'M A BRIT)
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders" (FUN DAYS...ANNOYING FOR MY FAMILY THOUGH _)
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS. (DIFFERENT CHANNEL FOR ME, BUT YEAH)
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. (THEY'RE NOT NOW? AWWW SHUCKS!)
You remember those Where's Waldo books. (WHERE'S WALLY FOR US BRITS. MAN I LOVED THEM)
You remember eating Warheads. (YUMMY)
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies. (I SUDDENLY FEEL VERY OLD)
You remember Ring Pops. (BRING THEM BACK!!)
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang. (NOT REALLY)
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" (WOW, WE WERE SUCH DORKS)
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos. (YUMMY)
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players. (I REMEMBER A WORLD WITHOUT CD'S!)
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them. (HEHEHE)
You played and/or collected "Pogs" (BRING BACK NOW!!)
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. (I HAD 5)

. . . Furbies (GRRRR)

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet. (OR AS IT WAS BETTER KNOWN BACK THEN...THAT THERE NETTY THING)
And Windows 95 was the best. (OH HOW MUCH PROGRESS WE'VE MADE. MORE SERVICES, LESS TIME IT WORKS)
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles. (SHUDDER)
Michael Jordan was a king. (DAMN RIGHT)
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. (WHO?)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out. (ELMO!!)
You collected those Beanie Babies. (I PREFERRED POCKET MONSTERS...THE ORIGINALS, NOT THE POKEMON)
Carebears (SHUDDER)
Lambchop's song never ended. (WHO?)
The old dollar bills. (OLD 10P'S...OLD 50P'S)
Silver dollars, which were cool to have. (BRIT HERE)
You remember a time before the WB. (BEFORE WHAT? WARNER BRO'S?)
You collected all the Troll dolls (WELL...MOST OF THEM)
If you even know what an original walkman is. (OH YEAH)
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" (HEHEHE)
You know the Macarena by heart. (NAH, NEVER WAS MUCH INTO MUSIC)
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said (DIDN'T THAT MAKE A COME-BACK RECENTLY?)
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!" (NEVER SAID IT MYSELF, BUT MY FRIENDS DID)
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that! (I REMEMBER GETTING 135 OF THEM...THEN GETTING THEM STOLEN)
You remember Highlight's magazine. (NOT REALLY)
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. (DON'T REMIND ME)
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. (WHEEE!!)
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .(OH YEAH...SIMPLER TIMES)
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .(WHEN TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS MEANT ACTUAL TALKING)
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .(I MISS THOSE DAYS)
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .(SHUDDER)
Before Spongebob . . .(WHY WOULD WE WANT TO GET RID OF HIM?)
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night. (I CERTAINLY DON'T MISS HOMEWORK...SAYS THE WANNABE TEACHER)
When light up sneakers were cool. (NEVER DID GET A PAIR :( )
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. (OR BETTER YET...YOU REMEMBER VHS AT ALL)
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing. (CHEAPER DAYS)
When we recorded stuff on VCRs. (WHEN WE USED VCR'S!)
When gameboy was a brick. (OR ANYTHING TECHNOLOGICAL REALLY)
You did MASH to figure out your future (HEHEHE)
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

I think about 90 percent of those apply to me...ie, all the ones that aren't strictly american.

Gosh I feel old.

Favourite Fanfictions: Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy, X-Men, Naruto, CSI, Andromeda

Favourite Fanfiction Pairings (ALL stories by me will be the following): 10/Rose, Harry/Unusual (Ie. Tonks, Female!Blaise etc), Squall/Rinoa (Or Cloud/Tifa, Yuna/Tidus etc), Logan/Marie, Naruto/Hinata (Naruhina), Naruto/Sakura (Narusaku), Grissom/Sara (GSR), Rommie/Dylan

Least Favourite Pairings: Doctor Who - 10/Jack, Rose/Mickey, Rose/Jack, 10/Martha, 10/Donna.
Harry Potter - Harry/ANY Male Character.
Final Fantasy - Any pairings not set by the games.
X-Men - Logan/Jean-Grey.
CSI - Grissom/ANYONE BUT Sara
Naruto - Neji/Hinata (ewww), Naruto/Sasuke.
Andromeda - Dylan/Beka

News:

22nd May 2012: Holy cramoly. Hadn't realised I'd been away this long. Unfortunately, I doubt I'll be returning to writing any time soon. I have the plot bunnies, just not the confidence. As for my 'current' projects, well, with the progress made in Doctor Who since I last wrote, I suppose they're cancelled permanently, even if I return to writing. I just can't justify continuing the 'colours' storylines I planned with all the revelations since then. So, sorry anyone who wanted eventual updates on those.