Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Parodies and Spoofs.
Well, let's start with the obvious: I'm a vampire. Don't laugh, it's true, I steal people's blood and drink it, and I have witnesses. I have a friend who's a werewolf, another who once told me she was a witch (she lives in Visalia), and many others involved in my life are just plain paranoid. I also happen to be a paranormal investigator, and part time private investigator. I hunt ghosts and aliens and stuff, and stalk people when I get bored or if tey are messing with my broter or someone who can't defend themselves, or I someimes stalk my crushes. Don't laugh at that either, I got my crushes phone number once. Let's see...I worship Jhonen C. Vasquez, Heath Ledger, and Jack Skelington. I am their number one fan, and don't you try to say otherwise, because i happen to know where Vasquez lives, and almost everything there is to know him that has ever been released. I have all the episodes of Invader Zim memorized, so there. And I absolutely love the joker from the new batman movie; also if yo try to tell me that Heath Ledger was a druggie, or stupid, or senseless, or anything else that either untre or just plain inslting, I will personally slit yor throaght while you are sleeping. I'm serious. I have a shrine that i worship him in. Also, I am going to meet Keanu Reeves someday. He's awsome. I really admire him. I'm currently working towred seeing every movie that he's ever been in. It's going good so far. Also, due to the movie The Grudge, I am no longer a fan of scary movies, because that movie just scared the crap out of me. It resulted in me being an insomniac. And afraid of my bed covers. And afraid of the dark. And of dark Corners in general.
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