"I am... me. Nothing more; nothing less."

Attention: School is in session Don't expect much from me or you'll be sorely disappointed.

Pertaining to Requests: Please be specific. Any holes you leave in your orders will be filled by yours truly -insert evil cackle here- I'd prefer if they were yuri (het is a-ok), but I don't do yaoi. Well, not yet anyway.

Pertaining to messages: I try my best to reply to all my reviews. That being said, if you have the intense urge to message me (maybe about a story, maybe about something completely different) feel free to! I don't bite, contrary to popular belief.

Favorite Fiction Category: Naruto (For now? Strongly dislike the anime and manga but I really like the endless possibilities the characters present.)

Pertaining to my betas: None -.- Woe is me!

Me!: I can be a little overbearing with my randomness... I'm hyper, willing to work with you towards whatever grammitical masterpiece you desire and totally (half) Asian! What more could you want? Haha. I also have terrible work ethics. I'm female, completely and utterly into girls, and very easily bored (that's a warning--I lose interest in fics and stop writing O.o). Bear with me, friends, because patience is indeed a virtue!

Things that annoy me: People who harass me, impatience, double negatives (i.e I didn't do nothing! That, jackass, means you didn't do nothing and that you did indeed do something!), Sleep (I have much more important stuff to do!) People who try to change me (my parents!!) People who say "Rated M for later chapters" when their stories are one chapter long and haven't been updated for three years!!, Stereotypes (prep, goth, ect), girls that act like girls (likeomigosh!), people who misspell the simplest of words (i.e: Likeing, makeing, dieing.), Futawari (It's not yuri if the girl has a dick!), People who write "I suck at summaries!" in their summary, homophobes (we like who we like--shunning people won't change that)

Things I enjoy doing: Drawing (I'm told that I am quite good at it), painting (acrylics), reading, writing, playing my PSP and PS3 (can't live without my babies!), MMORPGs, my girlfriend... (heh), slaying entire groups of people.

Favorite Manga: Claymore, Chobits, Aoi House, Dragon Drive, Beet the Vandel Buster, Legendz, Ruroni Kenshin, Absolute Boyfriend, Kagetora, xxxHolic, Ranma 1/2, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Bleach, and Chibi Vampire.

What I look for in a fic: Kinky stuff (BDSM and the like) ;), interesting pairings/concepts, decent grammar, spelling and punctuation, and recent/frequent updates.

Favorite couples:

Inuyasha: KagomexKikyo, KikyoxKagura, SesshomaruxSango, SesshomaruxKikyo, SesshomaruxKagura, InuyashaxNaraku, SangoxKagura.

Naruto: TayuyaxAnko, TayuyaxTemari, InoxSakura, TemarixIno, TemarixHinata, TemarixTenten, InoxHinata, SakuraxHinata, KurenaixAnko, KibaxIruka, GaaraxNaruto, ItachixSasuke.

Sailor Moon: ReixMinako, MakotoxMinako, MichiruxHaruka, AmixSetsuna.

Avatar: Last Airbender: MaixTy LeexAzula, JunxKatara, KataraxToph.

Claymore: ClarexJean, MiriaxGalatea, RakixPriscilla, ClarexOphelia, BethxAlicia, BethxGalatea.

Rurouni Kenshin: KaoruxMegumi, SanoxMegumi, MisaoxMegumi.

Ouron High School Host Club: TamakixThe twins.

Teen Titans: RavenxBeastboy, StarfirexBlackfire, RavenxJinx, RavenxBlackfire, RavenxTerra.

Tales of Symphonia: SheenaxZelos, PreseaxSheena, RainexSheena.

Bleach: Soi FonxYoroichi, RangikuxMomo, NemuxMomo, UnahonaxIsane

Super Smash Brothers: ZeldaxSamus, PeachxZelda, PeachxDaisy,

Current Requests: Naruto (SakuraxIno, TemarixTenTen and AnkoxKurenaixHinata; from Heart-san), Naruto (HinataxNeji; Hyuugacest from Benevolence), Venus vs. Virus (SumirexLucia)

In the works right now: , The Beast Within Beauty (KonanxIno), To be Tamed (MeowthxOC; request from The Crazed Kid), Some Like it... (HinataxIno, MeixTsunade, Sakura Konan... More to come)

On hold... hold your breath: Enter New York City

Plotted, planned, and ready to be put onto paper: On the Seventh Day (SakuraxKonan), No working title (SakuraxIno), So I Said to My Doctor... (SakuraxTemari), Pursuit and Conquer (MaixJun), Untitled (TemarixTenTen; co-written with Luna Rei),

Epic List of Fanfiction to Work On (TM): Claymore (BethxGalatea), (OpheliaxClare) Naruto (MeixKonan), (MeixTemari), (KinxIno), (HanaxHinata), (KinxTayuya), (TemarixTayuya), (HanaxIno) and (SakuraxTenTen), (KarinxSakura), (KurenaixTemari), (KurenaixSakura), (KonanxTemari), Inuyasha (SesshomaruxKikyo (whoa, a het.)), (KikyoxKagura), and (KikyoxKagome), Final Fantasy Tactics A2 the Grim Grimoire (Adelle and Luso (-gasp- another het!)), Fullmetal Alchemist (LustxHawkeye) and (LustxSloth), Sailor Moon (ReixMinako) and (SetsunaxAmi), Luminous Arc (ClairexMavi) and (VanessaxAlph), Zoids (undecided), A yaoi of some sort. Not sure what category or the pairing, but hey, I'll get around to it. Expand my horizons an' all that, Rurouni Kenshin (MisaoxMegumi) and (MegumixKaoru), Teen Titans (RavenxJinx) and (BlackfirexRaven), Final Fantasy X (LuluxRikku) and (YunaxLulu), Final Fantasy VII (TifaxYuffie), Pokemon (MaylenexCandice), Avatar: the Last Airbender (MaixTyLeexAzula) A possible sequel to ATR, though I keep telling myself I won't do it..., (KataraxAzula), and (JunxMai), Kingdom Hearts (NaminéxLarxene), Harvest Moon (NamixMuffy) and (KarenxElli), Ranma 1/2 (AkanexShampoo), Love Hina (MitsunexMotoko), Yu-Gi-Oh (MaixAnzu), Tales of Symphonia (SheenaxRaine), Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis (JessxNikki) and (AnnaxNikki), Super Smash Brothers (SamusxZelda) and (PeachxSamus) Bleach (YoruichixSoiFon), (MomoxRangiku), (RangikuxSoiFon), (RangikuxNemu), (KukakuxNemu), and (UnahonaxIsane), iCarly (CarlyxSam), (CarlyxShelby), Final Fantasy IX (EikoxGarnet) and (BeatrixxGarnet), Neon Genesis Evangelion (ReixAsuka), (MayaxRitsuko), and (MisatoxRitsuko) Twilight (AlicexRosalie), (BellaxAlice), (BellaxEsme) and (BellaxRosalie), Disgaea (JenniferxEtna), (FlonnexEtna)

I shall add as the ideas come to me...

Planned and actually finished: A Traitor's Reward; Avatar (AzulaxTyLeexMai), What is Love?; Naruto (KurenaixAnko), Summons from a General; Suikoden Tierkreis (ShiarahxChrodechild), A Christmas of Firsts (Yuri; KurenaixHinata); Yearning for Change (Yuri; AnkoxTayuya. A request from Drunkmansquakin).

And that's all you need to know. Sayonara!