Attention: School is back in session >> Don't expect much from me or you'll be sorely disappointed.

Pertaining to Requests: Please be specific. Any holes you leave in your orders will be filled by yours truly -insert evil cackle here- I'd prefer if they were yuri (het is a-ok), but I don't do yaoi. Well, not yet anyway.

Pertaining to messages: I try my best to reply to all my reviews. That being said, if you have the intense urge to message me (maybe about a story, maybe about something completely different) feel free to! I don't bite, contrary to popular belief.

Favorite Fiction Category: Naruto (For now? Strongly dislike the anime and manga but I really like the endless possibilities the characters present.)

My dear friend, Benevolent Destruction has joined this site as well! Check out her fics, won't you? She's a bit... 'eccentric', but her work is good. Well, it IS when she gets off her ass and actually writes something! If she says anything about me it is most likely a LIE. "Don't trust a ho" as 3oh3 says. =) Love ya, dear!

Me!: I can be a little overbearing with my randomness... I'm hyper, willing to work with you towards whatever grammitical masterpiece you desire and totally (half) Asian! What more could you want? Haha. I also have terrible work ethics. I'm female, bi-sexual, and very easily bored (that's a warning--I lose interest in fics and stop writing O.o). Bear with me, friends, because patience is indeed a virtue!

Current Addiction: Gaming

PS3 ID (feel free to add meh): Pyrosylvir

Favorite Bands: Three Days Grace, Linkin Park, Apocalyptica, Evenescense, Billy Talent, Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, AFI, Seether, and 30 Seconds to Mars.

Favorite colours: Red and Silver.

Favorite Foods: Diet time. Food sucks >_>

Favorite Shows: Family Guy and Spongebob (the only cartoon I'll watch, really)

Things that annoy me: People who harass me, impatience, double negatives (i.e I didn't do nothing! That, jackass, means you didn't do nothing and that you did indeed do something!), Sleep (I have much more important stuff to do!) People who try to change me (my parents!!) People who say "Rated M for later chapters" when their stories are one chapter long and haven't been updated for three years!!, Stereotypes (prep, goth, ect), girls that act like girls (likeomigosh!), people who misspell the simplest of words (i.e: Likeing, makeing, dieing.), Futawari (It's not yuri if the girl has a dick!), People who write "I suck at summaries!" in their summary, homophobes (we like who we like--shunning people won't change that)

Things I enjoy doing: Drawing (I'm told that I am quite good at it), painting (acrylics), reading, writing, playing my PSP and PS3 (can't live without my babies!), MMORPGs.

Favorite Manga: Claymore, Chobits, Aoi House, Dragon Drive, Beet the Vandel Buster, Legendz, Ruroni Kenshin, Absolute Boyfriend, Kagetora, xxxHolic, Ranma 1/2, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Bleach, and Chibi Vampire.

What I look for in a fic: Kinky stuff (BDSM and the like) ;), interesting pairings/concepts, decent grammar, spelling and punctuation, and recent/frequent updates.

Favorite couples:

Inuyasha: KagomexKikyo, KikyoxKagura, SesshomaruxSango, SesshomaruxKikyo, SesshomaruxKagura, InuyashaxNaraku, SangoxKagura.

Naruto: InoxSakura, TemarixIno, TemarixHinata, TemarixTenten, InoxHinata, SakuraxHinata, KurenaixAnko, KibaxIruka, GaaraxNaruto, ItachixSasuke.

Sailor Moon: ReixMinako, MakotoxMinako, MichiruxHaruka, AmixSetsuna.

Avatar: Last Airbender: MaixTy LeexAzula, JunxKatara, KataraxToph.

Claymore: ClarexJean, MiriaxGalatea, RakixPriscilla, ClarexOphelia, BethxAlicia, BethxGalatea.

Rurouni Kenshin: KaoruxMegumi, SanoxMegumi, MisaoxMegumi.

Ouron High School Host Club: TamakixThe twins.

Teen Titans: RavenxBeastboy, StarfirexBlackfire, RavenxJinx, RavenxBlackfire, RavenxTerra.

Tales of Symphonia: SheenaxZelos, PreseaxSheena, RainexSheena.

Bleach: Soi FonxYoroichi, RangikuxMomo, NemuxMomo, UnahonaxIsane

Super Smash Brothers: ZeldaxSamus

Favorite Characters:

Final Fantasy: Zack-Kuwaii! He's so willing to lend a hand and go out of his way to do so; Yuffie-NINJANESS! And she's adorable; Lulu-Seriously, what's there not to like? Rikku-Like Yuffie only less ninja, more skin bared; Vincent Valentine-Dark, broody, hot; Tifa-Great with a side-order of Yuffie or Aerith.

Inuyasha: Sesshomaru-Hot beond words; Kagura-Poor girl needs to kill Naraku and screw either Sesshomaru or Koga... or Sango or Kikyou. Heh; Kikyou-She's elegance and grace all in a undead, powerful package; Sango-Fiery warrior capable of holding her own despite being human.

Teen Titans: Raven-Cool, calm and awesome powers; Blackfire-Like Star, but less annoying.

Rurouni Kenshin: Megumi-Vixen!; Misao-Randomly violent ninja; Sano-If there's a will, there is a violent way to solve your problems; Yahiko-Determined to be the best!

Claymore: Ophelia-She's so twisted; Jean-Has the attitude and temperment of a night in shining armor; Helen-A bit of a potty mouth in. Constantly teases Clare about Raki.

Naruto: Hinata-Quiet with a hidden strength most don't see; Ino-amusing!; Temari-Unique hair and quite an attitude. Not to mention a voice that melts you~; Shikamaru- Zzzzzz...; Anko-Another violent ninja.; Tayuya-Potty mouth and quite smart.

Characters that I dislike:

Final Fantasy: Genesis- Ugh. Stereotypical 'If-I-can't-be-happy-the-world-can't' villain.

Inuyasha: Inuyasha-He should have stayed bound to the tree; Kagome-She should have left Inu bound to the tree. If not, she should have jumped Kikyo's bones long ago--who wouldnt?? An idiot, that's who.

Teen Titans: Terra- Back-stabbing 'itch...

Naruto: Sasuke-Face it girls, he's gay! Sakura-ANNOYING. The only good thing about her is when she and Ino are horizontal. Revised: outside of the manga/anime, she's ok for the most part.

Current Requests: Naruto (SakuraxIno, TemarixTenTen and AnkoxKurenaixHinata; from Heart-san), Naruto (HinataxNeji; Hyuugacest from Benevolence), Venus vs. Virus (SumirexLucia)

In the works right now: Enter New York City, Yearning for Change (Yuri; AnkoxTayuya. A request from Drunkmansquakin)

Epic List of Fanfiction to Work on (tm): Claymore (BethxGalatea), Naruto (KinxIno), (KinxTayuya), (KurenaixHinata), (MizukagexTsunade), (SakuraxKonan), (InoxHinata), (TemarixTenTen), (HanaxIno) and (SakuraxIno), Inuyasha (SesshomaruxKikyo (whoa, a het.)), (KikyoxKagura), and (KikyoxKagome), Final Fantasy Tactics A2 the Grim Grimoire (Adelle and Luso (-gasp- another het!)), Fullmetal Alchemist (LustxHawkeye) and (LustxSloth), Sailor Moon (ReixMinako) and (SetsunaxAmi), Luminous Arc (ClairexMavi) and (VanessaxAlph), Zoids (undecided), A yaoi of some sort. Not sure what category or the pairing, but hey, I'll get around to it. Expand my horizons an' all that, Rurouni Kenshin (MisaoxMegumi) and (MegumixKaoru), Teen Titans (RavenxJinx) and (BlackfirexRaven), Final Fantasy X (LuluxRikku) and (YunaxLulu), Final Fantasy VII (TifaxYuffie), Pokemon (MaylenexCandice), Avatar: the Last Airbender (MaixTyLeexAzula) A possible sequel to ATR, though I keep telling myself I won't do it..., (KataraxAzula), and (JunxMai) Kingdom Hearts (NaminéxLarxene), Harvest Moon (NamixMuffy) and (KarenxElli), Ranma 1/2 (AkanexShampoo), Love Hina (MitsunexMotoko), Yu-Gi-Oh (MaixAnzu), Tales of Symphonia (SheenaxRaine), Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis (JessxNikki) and (AnnaxNikki), Super Smash Brothers (SamusxZelda) and (PeachxSamus) Bleach (YoruichixSoiFon), (MomoxRangiku), and (UnahonaxIsane), iCarly (CarlyxSam), Final Fantasy IX (EikoxGarnet) and (BeatrixxGarnet), Neon Genesis Evangelion (ReixAsuka), (MayaxRitsuko), and (MisatoxRitsuko) Twilight (AlicexRosalie), (BellaxAlice), (BellaxEsme) and (BellaxRosalie), Disgaea (JenniferxEtna)

I shall add as the ideas come to me...

Planned and actually finished: A Traitor's Reward; Avatar (AzulaxTyLeexMai), What is Love?; Naruto (KurenaixAnko), Summons from a General; Suikoden Tierkreis (ShiarahxChrodechild),

And that's all you need to know. Sayonara!