Okay so the pic of the bunny i got off of deviant art... it was too cute not to use. So yes i did
NOT draw it...

I was looking the other day for this story that i hadn't read in a REALLY long time...and i couldn't find it ANYWHERE...(probubly cause i couldn't remember the name)

turns out it was callen "Fallen Literally" and it's been taken off the site...it was by Procrastinators.inc and if anyone knows where you can still find

a version of it..that would be totally awesome...

Name: Just call me Usagi-chan..my soccer team calls me rabbit so that should be fine...

Age: ...why do you care? OMG!! you STALKER!!

My Beliefs:

Everything that happens in life has a purpose and whats meant to be...you cant change fate...

Girls are just as good as guys at anything..sometimes even better.. (HA take that ZEKE AND JD!!)

meat is murder...tasty tasty murder...

Warnings about me...: I am i pyromaniac..that may not mean i will set you on fire immediately after I meet you in person.. (if i do) but only if you annoy me...

Personality: Lazy/ really smart/ sadistic/ short-tempered/ & Happy.. (jk) i can be very very very scary if you get on my bad side (Muhahahahaha coughhack)

Gender: I'M A FUCKING GIRL FOR KAMI'S SAKE!! damn you think the name Usagi would definattly prove that...O.O..it would be fun to meet a guy named Usagi...or even bunny..

Favorite Colors: Dark Dark Black, Emerald Green, Blood red, & royal blue (i kindof like white..)

Favorite Food: ramen & Chocolate

Hobbies: playing Soccer, writing, reading, playing soccer, eating, sleeping, and did i mention playing soccer? (ha im a soccer freak..)

Favorite Anime(s):

Shugo Chara

Naruto

Vampire Knight

Mars

Alice 19th

Special A

Shinigami Lovers

Gakuen Alice

Tsubasa reservoir Chronical

Biezenghast

“Itachi isn’t a frigid ice bitch, though,” Sakura attempts to defend the absent Uchiha heir – in all honesty, he is a bit cold, standoffish, and could even be considered downright weird, but two and a half years of working almost continuously with him and his ANBU squad have given her some degree of personal liking for the older male.

“You’re right,” Sasuke concedes, after a moment of thought, although his dark eyes glint in a very rare moment of wicked humor. “He’s the Frigid Ice Bitch. You should give him the respect he deserves, Sakura – after all, we all know how hard he’s worked to earn the title.”

'Hot Water' by Lady Silvamord

Chiyo and Sakura stood, in awe of the sight before them.

“Well,” Sasori said, “I haven’t had to use this form since I first joined the Akatsuki.”

“What is he,” Sakura asked, fear creating a tremor in her voice.

“I don’t believe it,” Chiyo said gravely, “No wonder he hasn’t aged.”

“He’s a living, breathing puppet,” Sakura breathed.

“That’s right,” Sasori said, a smirk on his face, “but unlike a puppet…”

He then stepped forward, and smiled. He then jumped in the air, and sang out a familiar tune.

I got no strings

To hold me down,

To make me grin,

Or make me frown!

I hate strings,

But now I see,

I got no strings on me!

Sakura and Chiyo stood there, sweatdropping. Sasori continued his crazed song-and-dance routine, all the while oblivious to the fact that Sakura and Chiyo had left the cavern, mumbling something about “crazy organization with psychotic members”.

'Outtakes: Naruto style!' by Panda-Chan21

“May I help you?” the old man asked with his green eyes half way closed

“Will be asking the question old man who are you” Kenuri asked

“I’m Yu” he said

“No not me you?”

“Yes I’m Yu”

“Just answer the damn question who are you?”

“I have told you”

“Are you deaf?”

“No Yu is blind”

“I’m not blind you blind”

“That is what I just said”

“You just said what?”

“I did not say what I said Yu”

“That’s what I’m asking you?”

“And Yu is answering”

“Shut up! You!” then Kenuri pointed to the red hair guy

“Yes?” the old man asked

“No not you him! What’s your name?” Kenuri asking the red hair guy

“Mi…” he answered

“Yes you!”

“I’m Mi”

“He’s Mi and I’m Yu”

“And I’m about to whip your old ass cause I’m sick of playing games. You me every bodies ass around here, her!” then Kenuri pointed to the girl

(ha!! i love this its just like Rush Hour 3)

'Beautiful Nightmare' by CAobi

“There’s one guy on the force who drives like that,” Sasuke says through gritted teeth. “My cousin Shisui.”

“But isn’t his partner…” Sakura asks, with a sense of dawning horror.

“Itachi?” Naruto explodes. “As in, your brother, the Antichrist Itachi?”

“Calm down, calm down, we don’t know anything for sure,” Sasuke attempts to backtrack. “If it’s really Shisui and Itachi, then they’re going to—“

“Attention, idiots! This means you! Yes, you in the hideous-looking orange pickup truck!”

Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto exchange horrified looks.

“Yeah, it’s Shisui and Itachi,” Sasuke groans, rubbing his forehead. “Shisui loves that loudspeaker…”

“Idiots in the hideous orange pickup, pull over immediately! As in, right this instant!”

“Shit, what do I do?” Naruto asks, panicked.

“Are you not hearing me, cretins? Pull. Over. Now!”

'“Pull over now, apparently,” Sakura trembles, hugging herself. “As we’ve graduated from idiots to cretins, and that’s never a good sign…”

'Age Of Consent' by Lady Silvamord

Favorite Parings:

Amu/Ikuto (Amuto Forever!! Shugo Chara)

Saku/Neji(naruto)

Hitsu/Saku (bleach/Naruto xover)

Saku/Saso(naruto)

Saku/Ita(naruto)

Saku/Garaa(naruto)

Saku/Dei(naruto)

Yuuki/Kaname(Vampire Knight)

Parings i hate: (seriously people... all these have wonderful imagination but they SUCK!)

Amu/Tadase (Shugo Chara)

Saku/Sasu (Naruto)

Saku/Guy(naruto)

Saku/Lee(naruto)

Saku/Kaka(naruto)

Yuuki/Zero(vampire Knight)

Saku/Kisame(Naruto)

PLUS I REALLY HATE YOAI AND SHONEN AI PAIRINGS!! WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE WRIGHT THEM...except if your gay..then there is your excuse...

Favorite Characters: (all from Naruto except for hitsugaya + Ikuto)

Sakura

Neji

Ikuto (Shugo Chara)

Hitsugaya (Bleach)

Deidara

Sasori

Itachi

Naruto

Hidan (i luv how he cusses a lot cause thats just like me sometimes...)

Shikamaru

Tobi

Hinata

Hated Characters:

Sasuke (some stories are okay with him in it but he is too cocky..)

Ino (sometimes she's okay..)

Kisame (fishy go byebye..)

Lee & Gai-sensei (BURN IN HELL!!)

Kakuzu (stingy little bastard ain't he?)

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

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If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

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11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

21 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embarisment...

1. Itachi
2. Neji
3. Naruto
4. Gaara
5. Deidara
6. Sasori
7. Kiba
8.Tenten
9. Temari
10. Konan
11. Kankuro
12. Sakura

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, and i pretty sure a Kanky/Sasori fanfic would be kinda weird...i can see how it would be possible...Kankuro loves puppets and sasori is one...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Gaara? Hell yeah! he is sooo hot... (goes fangirl) cough i mean yes he is...

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

...WTF...girl on girl...i dont think so...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Temari...yeah...but most of them and Shika/Tema...which is okay...i think the worst with her i have read was something like Lee/Tema or something...

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO.. i mean Neji and Sasori is kinda scary...

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Deidara/Temari or Deidara/Konan?..i mean Konan is okay but with Dei...ewwwww! ...But i would prefer that over him with Temari...im pretty sure she would kill him first for killing Gaara...it would be really funny to read though...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Kiba walked in on Neji and Sakura having sex..i think he would either freak out or walk out like nothing happened...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

She was sent to kill him...but found she couldn't?...sucky i know...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Ummm. IDK? as far as I know they hate each other...but probably

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Dogs eat petals...? no how about 'Fangs of a Blossom'? or 'a Blossom's Fangs'? ha..im just playing off their names...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I think my eyes would start to bleed before i ever wrote something like that...Gaara and Itachi...(Dies laughing)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

no...i dont think so...WHAT DOES HET EVEN MEAN!?..i forgot...

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Hell yeah! my friend has this ubsession with Kanky...like she wont stop drawing him..its scary.. hide me

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Neji/Gaara/Deidara... What kind of Question is that?! i refuse to answer...

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

IDK..dont know that much about her...may be Aughhhhhhhhh!? would she even scream?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Weapon by Matthew good...IDK my friend likes that song...

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

'Can i switch it around to One/Twelve/six??i think i'll do that cause i've read one... but it would either be 'T' for language and violence or "M" for sexual content, Language, and violence...

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Paper can do more than just fold?? ( like give you a paper cut!! JK..but those hurt.. T.T) i dont know...i suck at pick up lines...

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"Just don't get distracted on a mission" (wiggles eyebrows back and forth...)

20) How emo is Seven?

Kiba? he is very happy go lucky..not emo at all..if you think he is emo ..well do you even know what emo is?!